/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29289711
instantly break up

shouldve told her its virtual money and you were just looking if crypto trading was for you

>>29289711
Break up with her.

>>29289711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

Kill yourself

>>29289711
say you made a programming error and accidentally froze all your accounts for 10 years

>>29289711
Don’t be a pussy, dude. Just tell her that those are your savings and it’s not her place to spend it, just as it’s not your place to spend hers. If she freaks out about it, dump her. Any girl who thinks herself entitled to your money is not a keeper.

You fucked up big time. You hace 2 options:
A- Draw the fucking red line. It is your money. You invested, you took the fucking risk.
B- Be a cuck and cash out for your gf.

Don’t be a fag,

She have a gun to your head?

Teach her about investing, explain it to her like a child. It’s possible, my 11 and 8 year old spend their bday money on crypto/ stocks.

Buying useless crap is what makes you poor.

Why does this have to be said to you?

Are you retarded?

>>29289869
This post reeks of someone who has never had a gf before. Women don't respond to reason when it comes to money.

>>29289869
this

>>29289711
Dude If you lost your money she will dump you instantly. Now you invest YOUR money with YOUR risk and she wants half of them because you are with her. Just dump her and find someone who won't go crazy because money

>>29289916

this post reeks of someone who has never had a keeper.

>>29289711
make up some stupid ass tax laws like crypto-to-crypto is taxed and short-term capital gains tax is like outrageous like 60%. make up some bullshit that you gotta hold for more than a year for it to be consider long-term cap gains. by that time, the bull run should be over and you can dump that materialistic hoe.
or she kills you in your sleep and takes your private keys

>>29289916
I have a fiancée you choad. If you’re only capable of pulling shitty gold-digging women then that’s your problem, not mine.

>>29289711
Cash out 10% and give her to spend. If she consooms, break up, if she upgrades household/herself/puts a bit aside, consider educating her about investments, if she makes new 10% gains, marry

>>29289711

>>29289799
checked and based. theres no WE, theres no selling and theres no dictating what you will do with your money unless you have a child and its some sensible shit. Tell her to consoom her own savings

>>29289711
If she's already plotting to waste your money on normie shit then the battle is already lost my friend. You can't let her waste your bags on iphones and lobster dinners.

Fuck all these anons coming up with elaborate tails about how to spoof your gf regarding your crypto. Just tell her to get fucked. You owe her no explanation.

>gf
>not even wife
grow a set, OP

>>29289711
>my crypto portfolio
>my hard earned money
hahahahaha

>be me.
>Same situation.
>Show GF my GRT gains.
>????
>Come home a few days later.
>See fan pointed at her computer.
>Go to move it.
>Tells me she needs it pointed at her computer.
>Ask her if she's mining Bitcoin.
>Yes.
I'm going to breed so many fucking kids out of her.

>>29289711
>how many things we'll be able to buy
You do not have a keeper anon. Sorry, but it's the hard truth.

>>29290092
Blessed, madeit

>>29289968
>Lying

What a conflict avoiding pussy thing to do. Just tell her no.

Honour kill.

If she's not willing to be frugal with you as you are building your wealth she doesn't deserve to make it with you. You might be able to explain to her that spending money is retarded. How do you feel about the girl?

>>29290092
kek you many sats a day? 5-10?

>>29290133

The best part is she's from South America, so when I introduce her to my parents we've agreed to pretend she doesn't understand English and that I bought her using Bitcoin.

>This is what my normie parents get for making fun of my internet coins.

>>29289916
These post reeks of being a brittle spined cuckold that would let his gf peg him if he asked

>>29289711
Are we all just going to ignore how fucked up that cat looks?

>>29289916
Are you fucking joking?

I told my gf about my crypto a couple months ago, and I talk about the gains I'm making quite often.
Not once has she tried to make me sell, not even when I finally entered 6 figure hell, or when I fell back into 5 figures for a brief moment.

If you can't trust your partner with those kinds of things, you have to break up.

>>29289916
Lmao an incel calling out normal people, only on 4chin

>>29289916
why cater to their freak-outs? if they freak out dump em

>>29289711
Tell her you lost it all in a bad trade.

>>29289711
That cat's teeth is uneven, he might be frequently in fights or have a generally bad lifestyle.

When my ex fiance found out about my gains she made me cash out cos "WE COULD REALLY USE THAT MONEY" Then she would keep checking on me to make sure I wasn't investing anymore cos she was so conservative and had no fucking concept of investing. Thank fuck I walked outta there. Same day I left her I emptied my bank account into crypto. Best thing I ever did

>>29290359
Im a pretty bad liar and I'd have to pretend to be depressed as fuck for months.

>>29289711
I folded my gf about my Chainlink about 5 months ago but she’s starting to act weird. Last night I swear I saw a patch of thick chest hair on her tits. She has a penis now and wtf I’m gay?? OMG I’m a proud Muslim pregnant man and I hold Chainlink!

>>29290306
You have yourself a good one, well done

This board is becoming /r9k/

>>29289956
>>29289975
>>29290263
>>29290297
>>29290352
>>29290354
Spotted the fucking poorfags. Of course your gf/wife wont change after seeing your sub 7 figure poorfolio.
Once you actually make it, you'll realise I'm right. But obviously you're all NGMI.

>>29290471
Many such cases

>>29289830
Kill her then kill yourself.

tell her it's just a game and isnt real money
otherwise just ghost her

>>29289847
Kek

>>29290436
If ya cat doesn't have chipped teeth and chunks Missing from his ears and scars all-over his face you have failed in letting you cat live a full life of block domination and siring kittens and I you are a bad person for it .

>>29289711
If you're larping, fuck you.
If you're not, fuck you.
It's easy, don't listen to what the whore has to say. Women respect authority. If you let her run all over you on this, she will continue and become even more assertive and you just a beta faggot.

>>29290676
I think you are*

>>29289869
>t. doesnt know how women work

>>29289711
>5 figures
She’s not the only one literally poor

Still, you got dubs

>>29289916
lol

>>29289711
Say no and your not cashing out till you can buy your dream home

>>29290775
>t. will tolerate any women that give him attention just to get a crumb of pussy

>>29289711
looked like that cat was wearing a yamaka.

>>29289711
Checked frendo, here's what you do
>If you love her and want to have babies with her
Take your head for a shit. First you get the money, then you get the tattered piss-flaps. Don't burden yourself with a consoomer roast before you've made it. Dump her and move on
>If you're just using her gut locker to store your cummies
Based, and if you want to keep her around for fun then just tell her you went short with leverage and lost it all

>>29289711
is that a jew cat?

>>29289711
Tell the bitch thats YOUR money. She isnt entitled to your hard earnt money. Make your boundaries clear. Women need to understand that just because they are with a man they are not entitled to everything the man has.

>>29289711
Tell her that money is for your future children only and see the reaction. This will show you her true nature.

>>29289711
Tell her to fuck off

>>29289711
fuck golddiggers, she doesnt deserve you

>>29291995
great advice tho

what's up with these retarded LARP threads lately? It's getting pretty boring desu

oh shit, if you fuck this up and she tells the favela guys about your wealth you will be "treated" by them until you give them your keys...
ouch, sucks to be you. even if you should lose it all, even rumors could be the end of you now

>>29289711
>My gf just saw my crypto portfolio and she flipped out.
whenever someone makes a post like this it's because they "accidentally" showed her.
You wanted her to see it because you're an insecure little faggot who can't handle keeping the fact they own money to themselves.

You deserve everything that comes next.

Id always tell them it's just blockfolio and all theoretical because you never had the money to really invest

1. dump her
2. "forget" password
3. buy tesla after this cycle and fuck new woman/women while driving on autopilot

>>29289711
Sorry anon its over

>>29290507
Top kek, look at the fucking cope on this one. This is exactly what someone who married a succubi would say, I can hear her rinsing your wallet for a pedicure as we speak. Don’t hate us because you made shitty life choices and are a poor judge of character.

Transfer it to a new wallet and then show her the portfolio and fake about being exit scammed.

Break up with that leech

>>29289711
Definitely listen to a bunch of girlfriendless nerds on /biz/, but also none of that money belongs to her.

>>29289711
that cat needs braces

Have you considered saying no?

You need to be sneakier than that.

>>29289869
This

Where did /biz/ meet their girl? I'm a wageslave right now and can't see myself ending up with anyone from work, bars are a total fucking meme and I don't do enough social stuff outside of work to meet people on weekends
Is it worth giving online dating a shot?

>>29289808
This. Tell her it was not a reall account but a simulation.

>>29292770
i like this plan. blame pajeets.

>>29289711
Tell her women are financially retarded and that you will be handling all major financial decisions. Use her irrational expectations for you to go and spend your portfolio on frivolities as evidence for her financial retardation.

>>29292943
Some dating websites and apps are decent for people looking for a long-term relationship with a solid, like-minded partner. Most of my friends who have S/Os met them that way.

>>29292943
Unironically, Church.

>>29291995
Based

Who cares man why are you asking this at all just say it’s your money. If she carries on you got the wrong one chief and you’re ngmi

>>29290306
This.
I give her a weekly status.
She is suportive, but she doesnt care much about it.
I dont play games, I dont drink or party. I usualy spend 20% of my income on food and bills and stuff, rest are goes into savings. She is happy because at least I do something productive about the money and not spend on some childish shit

Serious problem. More if she tells other people. Tell you have to pay former expenses

>>29289711
my husband found out as well
"We" stake stable coins now. Managed to sell him sex for 150 Linkies to gamble with, at least

>"yeah babe sure we'll do something nice"
>don't actually do anything
wow that was pretty hard

Just beat her in minecraft

>>29293453
show bobs

Hit her in the head with a frying pan. Maybe she'll forget.

>>29289711
i just lie and tell everyone i only buy verizon and general mills for long term stability and dividends. it's not exactly bad advice, so i dont feel bad.

>>29290445
You are such a fucking pussy.

>>29289711
tell her to risk her own money.

>>29290486
/r9k/ is much better then this board dude lol

>>29293453
>Managed to sell him sex for 150 Linkies to gamble with, at least
What?

>>29289711
>create account on an app that allows a "practice" trading account
>put in like 3 million dollars
>show it to her
>"see it wae just a practice account so shut your fucking face"
>¿¿¿
>profit

>>29289916
You are not a man, grow a spine

>>29293576
I don't have boobs
Chainlink holders. Check urban dictionary
>>29293720
Husband found out about my crypto stack, 150K, a suicide stack and various shitcoins. Big argument, he thought I was hopelessly in debt and broke, he owns the house, I love him, not willing to give it up over money, managed to settle on stable coins for a few percent, after that I threatened with no sex and going to get off elsewhere and I got back 150 stinkers. I swear if he catches the bug and wants me to buy back the Link at 60 I beat him to dead

>>29293894
lame.

>>29289916
>>29289920
>>29289956

Jesus Christ you need to seriously stop dating whatever type of Ogres you usually go for. I've never had any issues with women finding out I had 6 figures savings.

Find better women

>>29289869
>>29289916
Works for me(TM)

Financial independence is healthy for a relationship. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise, it has nothing to do with love.

Me and my gf keep everything separate in principle, together for 13 years happily. We have a common household expenses account in which we put our monthly part of the household budget. If you want to help your SO with investing simply open an account in their name with their funds and make the trades.

>>29289799
checked.
only option.

Tell her it's inspect element. Early April fools.

>>29292943
Swim club training.

It's your money. That's the end of it, that's what you tell her. Say that you've invested as much as you are willing to lose and that it's 50/50, either you make it or you don't, it's not her business.

>>29289711
You now have to live with the knowledge that your gf is retarded consoomer.

>>29290092
This bitch is literally a retard. Gl fgt.

>>29289711
She clearly doesn’t understand boundaries or the effort that went into making it
>cut it and dip

>>29290092
Based anon steer her in the right direction

>>29289968
Anon... crypto to crypto is taxed and short term capital gains tax is literally 60%, it's not even made up.

>>29289711
Leave

>>29293894
Whew just... whew

>>29294094
>inspect element in mobile app.

>>29290092
Is she retarded?

>>29292943
OKcupid has these questions that you and your potential match answer. You can immediately elimate girls that say they'd have sex on the first date, don't need an emotional connection for sex, like drugs etc. The best part is that these girls don't see anything wrong with their behavior so they'll actually give honest answers. Also retarded answers like "yes, capitalism has the world a worse place" give you extra sorting potential.

>>29289711
uninstall blockfolio, say the money is gone

>>29293894
Should've let him go he sounds like a dipshit. If he was too retarded to try and understand crypto and instead his first reaction was going to leave you're ngmi anyway.

Easy fix. You keep your finances. She keeps hers. You tie the knot you get a prenup and open a shared account to deal with bills and shit like that. If she wants crypto gains offer to help get her started. Buy her some long term holds with her money or maybe entrench yourself in a more secure position letigiously by giving her a small start up amount. “Your honor all of her crypto gains came from my initial investment.” Bitch fucks it up and sells with paper hands its her fault. If she is a total spazzoid and starts buying crazy shit expecting you to foot the bill move on. She is destined to be poor.

>>29289869
>t. will get divorceraped

>>29289799
either break up, or post ropey update in 2024, kek

>>29292943
In a Wetherspoons - unbelievably a keeper

>>29289711
You have two choices. Do you have any kids with her? If so, give her all the money and KYS. That's the penalty for being a retard. No kids? Do not put your penis in her ever again, and break up. You dun goofed, son.

>>29289808
lying to your gf is not okay

>>29289711
break up and fix your opsec nigger

>>29290445
Jesus. Break up with her and get a boyfriend, you pansy.

>>29289799
fpbp

>>29289711
>"babe thats 5 figures of BTT, its worth like $200"

>>29289711
Break up now!!!

Those gains already belong to her, anon. Give her what you owe her - 100%.

>>29289916
>Women don't respond to reason when it comes to money
which is why you fuck em off when they try to get their claws into YOUR hard won gains

>>29289711
HOLD. THE. FUCKING. LINE.

>>29289903
>teaching a female
You live in a fantasy world

>>29289711
Kill her and eat her womb + ovaries

>>29289711
She's a disease

>>29289916
Cuckold hands wrote this post. If she has a problem with what you do, then leave

>having a gf
>having a ((wife))
>having kids
>getting married
Anon. These are the WORST fucking mistakes you can do in your life. Trust me. Break up. And, this is coming from a divorced dad of 2 kids from which one kid is in rehab due to heroin overdose.

>>29297115
>being a shity dad and husband
Kill yourself

>>29290439
>she made me cash out
I refuse to believe this is real

>>29296284
Neither is taking your boyfriends money at pussypoint

Leave her, she's already making plans with money that doesn't belong to her.

>>29290263
> if he asked
kek

>>29296284
You will never make it

Surprise! Poor people don't understand money. You need to teach her finance properly and then she won't be a threat due to ignorance. She won't care about your crypto gains once you give her the gift of her own gains.

>>29297115
That’s your fault. You’re a terrible father.

>>29289711
Move it to a different exchange / wallet.
Complain about being “hacked”

The end...

>daily incel bait thread
>100+ replies
Everytime

Anons I fucked up. My bf just saw my crypto portfolio and he flipped out.
I only have 5 figures but he grew literally poor and has lost his mind and is telling me how many things we'll be able to buy with that money. (notice the 'WE')

What the fuck do I do, I dont want to end up giving him my hard earned money, fuck holy shit Im scared shitless

>>29290146
And then she ruins your home life like the cunt she is

>>29293990
>together for 13 years
>gf

Congrats on your eternal childhood I guess - I can't imagine having wasted that much time.

>>29293990
It fucking sucks ass that ever since Gamestop there will be redditers here.

>>29290676
Feral cats deserve to get shot. They piss on peoples houses and kill native birds. If you buy a HOUSE CAT and intend to let it run around town, don't be surprised when a based nature lover culls off that abomination. Feral cats should be fucking illegal.

>>29290081
Seriously and even if she was the waifu then tell her you're the head of the household and you decide.

>>29289711
all women are whores and men are possessive, how does this work?

>>29297115
If u want a family someday, don't take advice from the "dad" posting on 4chan about his failed relationship.

>>29290306
are you two still having sex?

>>29289799
this
>>29289810
this
and also
>>29292086
this

>>29290486
this board is full of men, /r9k/ is not

>>29289916
Mine does, she is excellent with money.

Tell her you don't want to spend it. Simple as that (not even considering stacking is the reason she's poor)

Patrice once said:
my bitch is the 4 most important thing to me
1 me
2 my mother (family)
3 my career
4 my bitch

>>29299135
4th

>>29289711
Put he in her place. She’ll secretly respect you.

>>29299135
>Taking relationship advice from niggers

>>29289711
Why do you have to do anything? She's not your wife. Tell her to fuck off

>>29289711
Give her a cat and she will forget about it.

>>29289711
I love these tales

>>29299282
white women are the niggers of white people

>>29299135
Who is that fat currynigger?

>>29299354
Post nose

>>29297788
Then you obviously dump her ass
Don't be a bitch boy

>>29289711
You're LARPing on a slovakian chicken breeding subreddit because you've developed a parasocial relationship with the community.

>>29299451
no, but I'm a dutch noble

>>29297346
This. Fucking this. If she just assumes the money is also “her’s” thats an instant break up, who does this woman think she is??

>>29289976
big brain move here, best post itt

>>29290092
>mining BTC on a home computer in current year plus five (5)

Nice LARP, have sex loser

>>29289799
Fucking this. Ditch that bitch, thats your wealth and not her fucking house do-over money.

>>29289916
If you seriously can't be honest like that you are weak. I've always been straightforward with women and it always works as long as you're firm.

>>29289711
Explain is savings, its not for buying.
She will not get it, you will get weak because pussy is a literal super weapon, you will be poor.
Dont be weak anon, dont buy stuff.

>>29297115
I oded on heroin. It cost 7000$ for one night in the hospital. Luckily I somehow broke the habit and shitcoins is my new addiction. Plus world of warcraft.

>>29289711
>fuck holy shit Im scared shitless
You sound like a bigger woman than she is, which is likely why she feels comfortable with telling you how to spend your money. You should go inform her that she is, in fact, a lesbian, and then think hard about your choices and the person you want to be.

>>29293020
Even better she'll immediately dump OP and his problems will be solved.

>>29289711
>>29290445
>'how many things we'll be able to buy with that money'
>say sure and ask her what shes thinking of buying
>car/furniture/holidays/expensive restaurants
>say no
was that so hard anon?

>>29289968
>cryopto to crypto is taxed
>capital gains tax is 60%
at least make it believable, no country is cucked enough for that

>>29289711
Diamond hands & slow explanations.
Good luck anon, don't let all ur bitcorns vanish into shoes

>>29289976
Best suggestion

>>29297115
That’s sounds like a (You) issue.

>>29292943
I met my fiancée off Tinder when it was for casual sex. We had casual sex, then kind of just continued to have it. Then I got her pregnant and we got a house and dogs. It was like I was at a crossroads in my life and decided I wanted it to be as chaotic as possible.
I'm bizarrely lucky, though. By rights, my life should be fucked and I'd strongly advise against finding a mate this way.
Right now she's at the Goodwill outlet where she buys items in bulk by weight, then sells them. She gives the money to me to buy btc.

>>29301534
>Plus world of warcraft.
sjw's ruined it.

Dump. She’ll give you everything, marriage, kids, for money. When she spends your money you’ll have no more and sge’ll leave because she’s superficial.

>>29289799
LITERALLY this-- maybe give her one last chance and say this is retirement money, if she still continues to beg, break up. If you break up, she'll become desperate and want to get back with you, however DO NOT LET HER MINDFUCK YOU. SHE WILL TRY TO MINDFUCK YOU AND GUILT TRIP YOU INTO COMING BACK. only come back on YOUR terms, youll see the worst side of her during this, and you might actually change your mind about her and want to leave her for real after.

>>29297115
women are retarded...
>buddy is married to his second wife for 15 years
>happy, has kid, everything is good
>she mid life crisis's and calls for divorce, accuses him of cheating
>she moves in with a guy right after announcement (of course)
>buddy says he just wants the house, he will give her 30k & she keeps the car
>she says nope lawyer up
>2 years later, 20k lost on each side, bloody battle
>buddy looses house but gets basically everything else, even a part of her pension

>>29289813
based

>>29289711
>gf
leave this place normalfag

>>29289813
Based bond.

>>29289711
>2 posts by this ID

>>29289711

tell her it´s your retirement savings account, end of story.

>>29289799
This, don't risk it. Your 5 figures may become 6 or 7 figures eventually, and you can't and never should take the risk of not having all of that. I know, it sounds bad, but leave her and don't tell girls about your money

>>29296916
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>>29298845
wdym? Its called hypergamy and "mate guarding". There are biological/reproductive benefits for men and women to exhibit these tendencies

>>29289711
This sort of happened to me 4 years ago

>>29303678
I had a chance to impregnate a 10/10 escort that liked me but for some reason I pulled out every time. Should've made her a mother kek. Fuck the marriage scam

>>29299839
>what is nicehash

>>29301966
Canada my dude

>>29298297
Get fucked christcuck, marriage not needed for us, not legally and not symbolically.

>>29289711
Lol bro you're never gonna make it. You're supposed to tell her you have holdings but its not worth very much now but its a long term hold situation that you aren't selling. Then never bring it up to her again, and she wont bring it up to you because she doesnt know shit about crypto.

>>29299135
BASED patrice

>>29303039
how do i find a girl that just isn't totally fucking useless? ahh iv'e got mommy issues, probably never happen.

>>29303069
in a way it's good they ruined it. I'd still be lazing around doing jack shit if there was anything worth playing. Last game I really liked was Bloodborne.

>>29289916
Honestly based and insightful pilled. Feeling like bizzaro /biz/ here with all the fags naysaying this obvious truth

>>29289916
This, just beat her