/biz/ - Business & Finance

McDonald’s.

i-uh-anon, i...

>>29279970
i looked into mc. it's over 2 million. i don't have that much bro.

You're begging for a #MeToo shitstorm if you do this.

>>29279939
dairy queen
or five guys if you are into black girls

>>29279939
hipster coffee shop

>>29280024
meh me too only happens if you get a lot of girls to team up against you.

>>29280030
yeah no chimps. white girls only. dairy queen is like 800k and out of my budget.

>>29280055
this is good.

>>29280119
every major franchise is gonna be out of your budget you dumb pedo faggot
start a small coffee shop

Are franchises even a good investment? I don't want to manage employees and it seems ridiculously soulless

>>29280188
it can be if you slave away at them. you basically buy yourself a job. this ain't turnkey investing anon. if your absentee your franchise will go under

>>29280166
ahh i need to look into the independant coffee shop. any good coffee franchises to look into ?

strip clubees

>>29279939
Subway. Super cheap to set up. You’re welcome

>>29280055
You'd think this would be the best option, but its the opposite. What will happen is that OP would prey on the younger girls then the older more experienced roasties would catch on a lot quicker to whats happening and get jealous that it isnt them and then pull a mewtwo on you.

Do something thats short of coffee shop but still attracts younger and usually healthier crowds like a smoothie joint. Maybe even a boba tea joint but i feel like that falls in place with coffee shop.

whats that one ice cream shop where they sing?

>>29280244
nah. i want innocent teens. not used up 22 year old grannys with STDs and heroin addictions. Plus stripclub is too obv my wife would figure it out

>>29280259
i was already looking at subway

>>29280244
Worst idea ITT

>>29280299
smoothies sounds amazing. same with boba tea. i bet i could get lots of teens. My friend owned a Panera Bread for ten years and fucked and impregnated 3 teens. But panera is $$$

>>29280299
Well if she pulls out her mewtwo, he can just whip out his mega-gengar to counter it.

>>29280316
that can't be true! This can't be happening to me!

>>29280360
you realize you have to be 18 to post here, right anon?...

Unironically Earls. I think you might need a business partner though anon.

>>29280166
He is a dumb pedo faggot who needs the rope, but you're a dumb faggot lol.

You can take over a subway franchise for a few of 7500 transfer fee from subway and the obvious cost of the actual business. Pay 150 to 200k + your transfer fee and you can assume ownership of a subway in a decent growth area in almost any fucking state, earning around 45 to 70k net benefit with a key manager that understands and is compensated well plus bonuses for growth targets.

>>29280378
Yeah tough luck pal you've just been told off on the internet. No coming back from here kiddo

>>29280299
>boba tea
lmao that shit was disgusting and I felt gay just drinking it... only ever time a drink made me think of asking for a refund... What's the fucking appeal of them.

https://twitter.com/asiaonecom/status/1136564636499808256

>>29280469
have fun going out of business after 6 months
no one eats subway

>>29280055
only if you want a sexual harassment suit weeks later because you turned down the blue haired token land whale.

>>29279939
I used to work at a diner and my boss always hired blonde teenagers as (temp) waitresses aged 15-17 years old. All of the waitresses of a legal age were single moms, except for Debrah. She was an older woman who baked for us every Thursday and shared it with the kitchen.

>>29279939
Honestly, it's a better plan to go to countries with cheap prostitutes and just fuck them like that. Throwing away 6 figs and a shitload of your time and energy to open some faggy franchise.

>>29279939
>t.

>>29279939
You should look into opening up a Sneed's

>>29280479
please give me another chance. I barely have friends IRL. Whom will I discuss stocks from now on?
Please. Have mercy

>>29279939
Smoothie king

>>29280495
dude you gotta get the tapioka beads or whatever they are call. shit is dope bro

>>29280526
i would be covering the losses of the subway as it would not be profitable or would breakeven but would pay dividends in teen pussy

>>29279939
Become a Hollywood kike. Specifically one for those Nickelodeon teen dramas. Teen actresses will be fighting each other to be allowed to suck you off just so they get a side role in the next episode of Icarly or whatever the fuck.

>>29280188
I'f you wanna be southern rich where 200K a year practically makes you a millionaire

>>29279939
Why Teen? For 100,000 USD you can get an underage brothel somewhere in SEA. They'll even net you something if you wash money or play bribes.

Subway will throw you under the bus like Jared since you are still representing their company. It's a fools choice.

If you want young adult females, a restaurant that serves alcohol is not a bad franchise choice. You could even pull a Shenanigans and fuck the hostess turning 18, now considering turnover rate, that could be a new 18 y/o waitress every few months. They'll even do it for extra hours and tips. I'd say get find a Trendy Bar.

>>29280573
i want breedable teens not hookers. i'm looking to set up more of a Haram type arrangement

>>29280238
just make an independent coffee shop/book store and wear scarves teen girls love that bro.

>>29280677
but theyare jungle gooks tho

>>29280657
unironically this, women are just attention seekers, the more "screen" you give them, the better

>>29280677
liquor licenses alone are like 300k in Maryland anon....

I was a floating assistant manager for Little Caesars in a midwestern metro area that had 5 or 6 stores. Fucked chicks from every one of those stores. It was so fucking easy.

>>29280856
nice. that sounds amazing.

>>29280359
So by teens you mean 18 or 19 year olds right

>>29280930
Of course anon because everything else would be illegal and as we all know no man has ever though about wanting to fuck girls below 18 hahahaha

>>29280856
Did you get free pizza after the sex? That sounds amazing if you did get free pizza

>>29279939
You'll be bankrupt and in jail in 2 months tops.

>>29279939
casting couch

>>29279939
papa jones
here's the deal pose like a manager to avoid me2

>>29280930
y-y-y-yeah anon

>>29281032
I won't be bankrupt. i have a biz already that generates ~$240k

>>29280981
take a cold shower anon

>>29279939
Mixing sex with business, all of you are regarded kids, no matter the age.
Crypto is making people regarded with those retarded gains.

>>29279939
some kind of hip clothing store

>>29281154
I have no idea what I am doing, but I am close to being a millionaire.

>>29280930
sexually mature females below the age of 18 don't exist so of course that's what he means.

buncha smooth brains ITT

how about a fucking Hooters or Twin Peaks?

>>29280526
I can't tell if you're stupid or larping.

Dumb reply and absurdly inaccurate, kek.

>>29281424
Those women are too old

>>29279939
Open a frozen yogurt or ice cream shop by a college

>>29279939
You are going to lose all your money lmao. Subway is literal dumpster trash tier. You can't afford $18hr with all the franchise fees and price gouging from the mandatory vendors the company makes you use. I've seen the books when I worked there years ago. Its just not possible the prices are too low and even the best location won't have the kind of volume you need. Your best bet would be opening a bar but you'd have to spend a lot on prime real estate and you don't have enough money because you need like 3-5 years run way as a safety net to build a customer base and turn a profit. I've been in Restaurant Management virtually my whole life from fast causal dining to more upscale. A success dine in establishment is like a fucking money printing press though but as an owner or manager you will have to work like 12-16hr days for a while before you can pass that cost to someone else. 400K isn't enough unless you use it as a down payment for a business loan but then again you need a legitimate business plan.

Ironically I'll be opening my own fast causal dining spot with crypto profits. I have 650K now and won't even bother until I have 4MM. I'll use 500K of it to get a 2.5MM business loan.

Ice cream shop

>>29280310

Get help Incel

>>29280526
>no one eats subway
>>29281427

No you are just a low trash inbred who is offended because you eat at Subway. I'd rather eat from a dumpster. That guy is right no one eats there and the quality has been decreasing every year.

>>29279939
Open a smoke/vape shop if you want bitches who actually fuck

>>29279939

Serious answer open a cookout and then just get rich enough that you can fuck whoever/whatever you want

>>29281667
Okay lol.

Yea, sure- I like money, I don't eat fast food, subway included. What a retarded comment wow those thread is full of literal fucking brainless junkies.

>>29279939
A church. Become a youth pastor.

>>29280299
This is the correct answer open up a trendy healthy shake place in a college town

>>29281832
good answer. was also considering starting a church.

>>29281644
LOL OLD ROASTIE FOUND, his comment was literally made to get the roastie to seethe and it worked perfectly.

>>29280024
>implying anyone gives a shit about some franchise owner
metoo only works when someone has a valuable reputation to lose

>>29281775
Whats that in the top left plastic bag?

>>29280785
>Liquor Licenses
300k but you make back 700k, I don't see an issue.

The ultimate simp.

>>29282038
i only have 400k liquid.

>>29280306
That shit is already abusive - don't make it so those poor girls have to get raped by OP in addition to singing "I've been working on the Coldstone"

So what if OP wants to fuck 18 year olds? Kek, I know it's a bait thread but people's brainwashing short circuitry in this thread is ridiculous

>>29281972
A mix of a few seeds like almonds, peanuts, pumpkin seeds, coconut shavings, dark chocolate and a few other things.

>>29281700
>bitches who actually fuck
that defeats the purpose of getting hot young girls, why are stoners so retarded?

>>29279939
Literally any strip club.

I like this thread

>>29282309
Why are people that make up random stereotypes about stoners such incomprehensible faggots?

>>29280526
I too haven't eaten at a subway in over a decade

Wow... is every man on this board an abusive fuck?

>>29280310

> wife

The plot thickens

what kind of abject retard even thinks about opening a restaurant / bar in this climate?

if the government doesn't kill your business with nonsense anti-sniffle regulation, the daily FUD about going out in public without full hazmat suits will. and in most cities, realize you're one dead nog away from full on LA riot style carnage.

unironically if you're in a gold rush, the only people who make money are those selling supplies. So start a distributing business for video cards or some shit. (and i guess just hire escorts, it'll be cheaper than the inevitable lawsuit from banging your employees)

>>29282565
hello r/wsb gme refugee, you must lurk for 15 years before posting

>>29280785
Sounds like you just can't afford it. Maybe the next bull run, Anon.

>>29282565
No. But a lot of people here are outsiders who feel angry towards the world. Take solace in the fact that 99% of them will never have any actual power

>>29280359
He has 3 kids from 3 women now? Uff.

The girl in the picture is 16

>>29282565
i'm an awkward autist who just wants to make enough money where i can focus on art without worrying about becoming homeless

>>29282775
A damn king fr

>>29282651
Im a chick

Btw, did you all forgot this when you suggesting planes?
You would get liquidated very fast because the government forbits your service whenever it just likes.

>>29282840
If its no LARP (but its possible)
>>29282869
>>29282565
Hello feel very welcome on 4chan my dear. You know the rules?
Tits or gtfo

>>29282565
>>29282869
To give you a real answer, in a normal society 99 percent wouldnt be but be Hard working Family fathers instead.

>>29282565
Holla reddit

Couple of years ago i was the manager of a housekeeping department at a resort. Brb surrounded by asian and south american pussy but the pay was shit

>>29280259
you only get like 1 or 2 workers per shift at subway.

At McDonald's you can have dozens

>>29282869
Irrelevant to the conversation, and I didn’t ask

>>29279939

just open up one of those bikini baristas

>>29279939
DANGEROUSLY based

>>29283059
you have to keep the girls isolated. too many and you risk a metoo situation. you want to prey on girls on 1 : 1 situations. get girls with no car so they have to get a ride with you to work

Who the fuck eats at SUBWAY and why are they still a thing. Literally how does subway still exist?

>>29282840
More like a damn nigger.

Burger King

>>29283230
I like them because they have more vegetables and spinach. most other sub places do not even carry spinach and I like to use that instead of lettuce

>>29279939
actually. you know which franchise always has the best looking girls and they're almost always really young.

Chik fil-A

idk how that slipped my mind

>>29280593
underrated comment

>>29279939
you are going to lose your money and go to jail
this idea is retarded

>>29283230
towns with <30k pop dont have anything better

>>29281567
you sound like you know what you're talking about but you sound full of shit on the numbers desu, fuck off

>>29281775
That looks really tasty for some reason. I need to start eating healthier

>>29279939
I mean that's illegal but just become a weed dealer if you are planning to dedicate yourself to one crime already. Plenty of girls will negotiate special rates for sex.

>>29282565
blame you know (((who)))

Franchise is the biggest scam. Unless it's a guaranteed hit, like McD, don't do it. Subway has peaked years ago and it's barely profitable anymore. You basically buy yourself in to become an executive manager. Your subway license can still get revoked. You have to dance to corporate. You WILL get inspections and people slapping you on the wrist if you don't adhere to their standards. You pay insane royalties to subway and they will fuck you over at some point. Your client base likes sandwich x and it's a hot seller? Too bad, subway mothership says you have to replace it with onions bread and onions milk.

Don't do it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/28/business/subway-franchisees.html

>>29279939
Krispy kreme

>>29283230
Because they're franchised stores and they charge out the arse for cheap kitchen equipment to gullible foreign investors who then go bankrupt and have to sell the overpriced equipment back at a huge loss.

>>29283474
sure they do. maybe not franchises, but every single town in the US has at least one place to eat out.
and you know what they all have in common? They are all far, far better than subway.
if my options are:
subway
hunger
i'd rather be hungry than stupid with a belly full of trash.

"i'm really craving subway" -- said no one, ever.

>>29282565
Tits with time stamp, now

>>29279939
FBI should be here any minute now.

>>29280756
Pussy is pussy man

Sonic Drive In. Tell them they get extra if they wear rollerskates

>>29283617
I'm with you there. I remember not being able to eat my brother's jerk chicken because my ex was mad at his fiancée and we had to awkwardly leave before dinner and get Subway as the only place open nearby. Wish we had broken up before that trip.

>>29282641
subways are unironically doing well now thanks to delivery apps.

- t. fat fuck who ordered a footlong 2 hours ago

>>29280526
If the minimum wage goes up the price of our sandwiches will go up. $10 foot longs by extremely hot girls is an interesting business model. You could make like a crossover strip club/subway sandwich shop kind of like hooters but with subway.

>>29282565
Women have made my life miserable, why would I have any empathy for them?

>>29280360
better hope that mewtwo hasn't been baton passed into by a scoliopede because you just sent out a poison type.

>>29279939
you have one job and one job only. buy and hold bitcoin. no sex, no franchise, no bullshit of getting your dumbass sued. BUY AND HOLD BITCOIN, THAT IS YOUR ONLY JOB.

-400k isnt a lot of money
-just bang hookers you degenerate

>>29279939
just open a daycare

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29283853

>>29283193
This right here bro, Rita's Italian Ice, short shorts all day.

>>29279939
i will echo the sentiment that i feel in here: leave those girls alone

>>29284137
what if it's a bubble? have you ever considered that?

Start a silk factory, OP.
>Casanova opened a factory which produced hand-painted, Chinese-style silk panels similar to those currently being imported from Peking, but at a fraction of the cost of the imports.
>Housed in the Temple district, his factory employed some twenty young women aged between eighteen and twenty-five.
>The beautiful all-female workforce were modest and ‘of good reputation’ until, one by one, their employer seduced them.

the only bubbles i fomo deep into are sweet brown minority cheeks

>>29280310
>wife
a.. anon .. be careful

White people are evil hentais

>>29279939
Yoga studio, idiot. You want em flexy fit babes