/biz/ - Business & Finance

Have you sold your TSLA yet anons?

>>29275514
>cats

I’ll allow it

>>29275566
Dumped my crypto and meme stocks for BHS and a few other silver juniors

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>29275679
Hey man, cool it with the racism, or we won't be able to have these threads anymore

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>29275679
Based

How do I pretend to be an ESL

>>29275744
End every post with "sorry for bad English". Sorry for bad English.

What are some examples of chad stocks anon? I want to get a sense of how people are feeling right now.

ALPPbros, is this our week?

>>29275566
Hehe, imagine ever selling. Lol, LMAO!

>>29275714
>>29275744
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What should I buy with my tax refund? I might just buy VOO or wait until UiPath IPOs.

>>29275799
alright thank you
sorry for bad english

Baking.

LINE GO UP!
LINE GO UP!!
LINE GO UP!!!
>>29275799
>>29275744
And begin every post with 'sir'

>>29275818
GE AAPL WFC

>>29275852
this ID is such a pleasant color

Since the US is collapsing and we make sub-par shit, what is the future of Aerospace? Will we ever have good planes again, or will that disappear with Europeans?

>>29275887
Is she a raver girl

What's the best bitcoin ETF? How do I buy bitcoin on the stock market? I sold all my vanguard funds on Friday. Tired of barely beating inflation. I am moving to crypto ETFs just need some good tickers. Any suggestions?

>>29275818
Barf, hvbtf, Gevo

>>29276006
>paying jews a fee to own coin for you
Why?

>>29275818
Single letter boomer stocks
T, F, X, C, V, etc

>>29275974
Boeing anon here. Diversity is Boeing's top priority. Kek

>>29275566
95% of my port anon, other is SOXL and some silver miners

>>29276006
>I sold all my vanguard funds on Friday.
Atta boy. One of us one of us

>>29275839
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>29275819
It's our year!

>>29276048
I don't want to deal with hassle of owning it and like having all my securities in ETFs managed on reputable stock exchanges. i just want to invest in it and not to actually own it. would rather have ETF on NYSE them some weird crypto exchange.

>>29275974
Chinese manufacturing and engineering is the future, including aerospace.

>>29276205
grayscale

At GTE (Grand Tierra Energy) they are working every day to create value for their stakeholders. They mainly focus on the exploration and production of oil as well as gas. This allows them to connect to the country and create a long line of sustainability by protecting the environment and encouraging biodiversity. Creating not just preservations/conservations for the land and animals but also opportunities for the people of Colombia. One goal of theirs is "NaturAmazonas" which looks to reforest and preserve 1000s of hectares of land -admirable! GTE has allied with NTO Conservation International to promote biodiversity and further strengthening their ties with the lands and people of Colombia to ensure years of sustainability. They helped cut down on criminal farming and have purchased land and planted over 18,000 trees. If that wasn't enough they are also devoted to helping ensure the water quality of this beautiful land with over 144 groundwater locations. Now enough about the land let's talk about the people of Colombia. They are hard-working, driven and GTE cares about the rights of the citizens there, giving education and providing challenging yet rewarding work for thousands.

All in all, over 200,000 people of Colombia have benefited from GTE's social investments. Yes, 200,000!

GTE is more than another company, it's a family.

>>29275818
LH

>>29276206
Definitely not this. Boeing has so many gooks. Those sub par humans are dumb af

>>29275974
safety and success is racist anon

Are we headed for shittown USA this week?

>>29276003
It's Chika! Everyone's favorite one-figure IQ anime girl!

>>29276230
i just checked and that has a 2% fee. how about a low cost bitcoin ETF not run by scam artists? surely there is something like vanguard for Bitcoin?

worth holding BB long at this point?

>>29276283
>>29276267
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>>29276261
Boeing is quintessentially an American company: Destined to fail at every turn. I don’t think there’s a single aerospace manufacturer in the world that gets JUST’ed as much as Boeing. The future belongs to China.

>>29276099

The problem isn't even diversity. It's dinasour ass companies that seek to produce the cheapest shit with the lowest quality contractors and employees because they think their too big to fail like GE...

>>29276283
She can’t be that dumb

dang ol' stock mans i tell you what man calls man dang ol' calls on pltr man forty five dang ol' dollars man expiring friday man help

>>29276349
Its both.

>>29276303
>i want to buy bitcoin on the stock exchange
>i just checked and that has a 2% fee waaaaah
>i dont want the actual thing
you fucking people will find endless shit to bitch about i swear to god

>>29276351
She's not actually that dumb, she just refers to herself as having an IQ of 3 as a joke in the closing credits, where the dance is from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL4yWQmMCb0

fuck me, 17 simultaneous threads AGAIN, anyways reposting:
just filed my taxes, expecting 5k return
how long does it usually take to get my hands on that direct deposit and what stock should I put it in when it becomes available?

>>29276264
profitability is white supremacist.

>>29276264
I feel like 2021 will be like episode 25 for whites.

>>29276503
>Didn’t get fucked by capital gains
ngmi.
But since you are asking for advice just let other people decide for you and put it into an etf. I recommend CWEB.

>>29276370
Y'know, Melvin Capital is still holding 178% float on $GME shorts. I wish Nancy would let me put Joseph's college fund into some shares...

>>29276418
2% fee is criminal in 2021. i can buy vanguard fund with thousands of stocks for 0.03%... bitcoin trust just hold some bitcoin max fee should be 0.05%.

I'm holding 33% of my portfolio in ARKF Jan 2023 LEAPs at an $80 strike price, am I gonna make it?

BB bros. What went wrong?

>>29275514
Gayhorse bros sing with me

(Meow mix jingle tune)
I like mining
I like silver
S L V R please deliver

>he's getting tax money BACK

>>29276626
what stocks does Dale hold?

At GTE (Grand Tierra Energy) they are working every day to create value for their stakeholders. They mainly focus on the exploration and production of oil as well as gas. This allows them to connect to the country and create a long line of sustainability by protecting the environment and encouraging biodiversity. Creating not just preservations/conservations for the land and animals but also opportunities for the people of Colombia. One goal of theirs is "NaturAmazonas" which looks to reforest and preserve 1000s of hectares of land -admirable! GTE has allied with NTO Conservation International to promote biodiversity and further strengthening their ties with the lands and people of Colombia to ensure years of sustainability. They helped cut down on criminal farming and have purchased land and planted over 18,000 trees. If that wasn't enough they are also devoted to helping ensure the water quality of this beautiful land with over 144 groundwater locations.

All in all, over 200,000 people of Colombia have benefited from GTE's social investments. Yes, 200,000!

GTE is more than another company, it's a family

>>29276671
Boomer rocks are cringe

For the anons who work from home.
What do you do and how much do you actually work?

>>29276691
team penske racing

>>29276644
The bull thesis on BB is extremely reliant on an android/iPhone setup developing in the EV space where tesla is the iPhone of electric cars and BB makes the android like OS that powers all other electric cars.

The bull thesis for Tesla that it becomes the iPhone of electric cars has basically already been accepted by the market and is priced in. The bull thesis for BB has not been accepted by the market and got rejected hard by the market on it's rise up. It's possible as the space develops that it becomes increasingly more accepted, but that's going to take at least a 3 to 5 year time horizon to play out.

>>29276311
I think so. Just have a lot of patience, the company has a good business plan with cyber security. Think about holding it the whole year.

Someone recommend a broker that isn't reddithood, schwab, or fidelity

>Reddithood
Shit
>Schwab
Boomer shit
>Fidelity
Can't use them for unrelated reasons

How's TD Ameritrade? Any other recommendations?

Anime

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>>29276686
>he doesn't hodl forever, live off welfare and have an undeclared small business run out of his bedroom.
Fuck the IRS

>>29276775
I'm holding some pretty heavy bags so I'll probably have to hold. Might even buy in more since it's dropped so much after the meme spike.

Where the fuck is Lumposter guys?! It's been 20 minutes and still no sign of them!

>>29276691
He probably holds physical gold, maybe some gun and ammo stocks, but I would assume he wouldn't trust the financial system enough to put too much money on the (((New York))) Stock Exchange.

>>29276798
ibkr

>>29276624
i started in late December and ended the year with $500 realized loss (on 15k initial so not too painful) kek
since then I turned that 14.5k into 42k by just buying random shit that's getting shilled here

>>29276868

>>29276756
Hopefully it goes up. Its my only bag thats in the negative.

>>29275911
Never noticed that lilac color in an ID. I like it too!!

Did Soro’s only sell pltr or did he sell other stocks?

>we heard you like strike aircraft, so we put a strike aircraft on your strike aircraft so you can strike while you strike

>>29276691
PLTR, TLS, KTOS, POWW

>>29276716
Just wait you'll see

>>29276111
Heckin' BASED!!

>>29276839
Tip submitted. Thank you.

Also a free stock tip for anons in this thread: buy Anduril at the IPO, when it IPOs. High tech drone and anti drone warfare company, another one of Peter Thiel's companies. It's a natural sister pick if you own Palantir in your portfolio. PLTR is the brain and Anduril is the brawn that will support the next generation of warfare and security.

>>29275887
Imagine feeling that dress on the back of your hands and forearms and her body heat on the front of them. Alright my nightly schizopost is off my chest time to take my meds

>>29276370
I appreciate your dedication to the character's language style

>>29276798
Ameritrade is pissing me off because you need to call a broker to sell COVERED calls on GME. I have my Roth with them for options and limited margin.

>>29276997
does a little person sit in the miniature plane?

>>29277152
No, it's an autonomous combat drone controlled by the fighter pilot

Anyone else here trying to retire early? Do you plan on staying single for life?

best stocks that aren't gay military shit?

>>29276006
Don’t go all in at this point, miners have already been pumping for 2 weeks. There are likely still some gains to be made but you could get rugpulled really hard, half of the shitcoin miner companies are shady and it’s all dependant on BTC price. If biden forgets to do a stimulus it could plummet

>>29277206
I wan to retire at 40 while my wife works.

>>29277210
MAXR for spy satellites as a service and space infrastructure, TSM for the chips that make all the memes possible

What's in her portfolio /biz/?

>>29277206
I wanna retire by 40, though I don't hate my line of work so much that I'd be sad if it ended up being 50 instead.
My dream is to unironically live in a bunker and order pizza every day and just do whatever I want.
I do not want to be in a relationship or have roommates. I would invite people to my bunker for poker and anime tho..

>>29277198
disappointing

>>29276626
How’s it feel to relentlessly be cucked by a Native American? You literally suck a Natives dick every time you kiss Nancy.

>>29277322
computers scale down, pilots don't

>>29277046
For Israel I stand

>>29277071
This dude really named a drone company after Aragorn’s reforged sword Anduril “Flame of the West”? That is quintessential cringekino

>>29277285
LUM naturally

>>29275566
2 years going, not a share sold.

Look at this shit, tiny little manpackable drone that can be assembled in 60 seconds and launched. Imagine a squad of 4 commandos chilling on a mountain top above an enemy team. They pull out their pocket drones which are AI powered with information from PLTR's satellites and weather balloons, BRRRRT everyone in the base, fly through it continuing to BRRRT and confirm the base is clear, then the commandos go in and extract whatever they're there for. How based is that?
https://www.anduril.com/ghost

>>29277285
100% LUM on the TSX-V

>>29277210
also SRAC is a thing

>>29277285
All in DAR

>>29277285
LUM is a bear-hating madlass, so she would probably have a conservative portfolio of 50% SOXL, 50% BTC. And ofc she's been holding this since 2020.

>>29277206
I proved some maths and if i were to actually solve the proofs I could basically retire tomorrow. but the proofs spooky scary me. also i need a bigger computer (boat).

>>29277285

I dunno. But rate my boomerfolio

>>29277323
You sound comfy. Hopefully you're not a serial killer.

>>29276283
link w/ audio?

>>29276239
Please stop
I own GTE and your pajeeting over it is just scaring people away

>>29277483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eui9eTH0iF4
>>29277342
That's an insane conspiracy theory.

>>29277525
I'm not buying that bag now.

Taliban riding to your military base on horses so they can launch RPGs at it? Don't worry Anduril's sentry tower already picked up their movements from miles away and sent the ghost swarm out to BRRRRRRT all of them as soon as PLTR's AI marked them as kill targets.

>>29277436
>still on the NOK meme

>>29277323
Your rape bunker sounds comfy, fren

>>29277525
schwing

>>29277142
>Selling covered calls on GME
>Owning GME at all
But why

WHY WON'T EVERYTHING CRAAASH

>>29277389
>>29277409
Completely plausible but I don't see any SEC filings for an insider buy.
>>29277409
>Darling Ingredients Inc.
Kek
>>29277429
Fuck I've been outperformed by an alien.

>>29277323

Here's an interesting book I found if anyone's interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxvjm14gq7M

>>29276800
Ride of the Valkyries!

KTOS GANG WASSUP

Podcast Anon here. What if I told you I was going to make the background visual for the next episode of WTFWT, Jeane Claude VanDamme beating up niggers?

>>29277798
>WASSUP
Revenue and production capacity

>>29276800
>>29277614
>>29277406
War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefiled control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control...All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield...controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control...War becomes routine

Inb4 Elon Musk forks Dogecoin into Teslacoin
>>29277206
I want to "retire" into doing jobs I'd like a lot better for less pay. My goal there is by the age of 40.

>>29277762
In canada it's SEDI.

>>29277763
I mean, I have a friend who hasn't worked a 9-5 job in decades and subsists entirely on using TA to time the SOXL, and his life is extremely enviable compared to mine.
I know everyone is different, but for me not having to worry about pleasing your boss or making enough of a salary would be liberating.

>Yes, I sell options on highly volatile meme stocks and buy them back after the IV crush, how can you tell?

>>29277614
>ghost swarm
Werent they oathbreakers?
Anyway, i want to buy Almaz-Antey stock for those sick S-400 gains.

peons
pawns
cattle

>>29277906
literally easy money.

>>29277905
What I am getting at is that you shouldn't underestimate how boring life is when just hanging around without a job or goal.
If you do "make it" you still need to find something to make you want to go outside.

Why do people keep holding these useless meme bags? Why don’t they just sell at a loss and put the money somewhere where it’ll actually do something? Even boomer stocks have better growth potential than shit like BB and NOK where you’ll be waiting 10 years to break even.

>>29278005
That’s what drugs are for.

>>29278034

Any of you mugs sold off your stocks and just left some on commodities, housing and gold/silver/bitcoin?

The greatest cash of the century is in a year or 2, and youre literally collecting pennies in front of bullet train.

>>29278070
whoa sonny, we don't talk about this degeneracy here, bucko

>>29278034
Sunk cost fallacy, anon

>1590827934003.png

>>29275887
sir thank you
sorry for bad english

>>29278034
>>29278146
So sell BB asap right?

>>29278136
Why invest if you aren’t going to use your profits to fund a future cocaine addiction?

>>29278034
I tricked my friend into buying BB at 27 dollars AMA

>>29278241
I am pretty much a full blown jew and I love hoarding money

$SSY

if you like bussy, you'll love $SSY. Get in before Monday and trust the process.

>>29278034
They're scared it'll moon when they take it out. I have a friend who bought DOGE somewhere around a nickel. He held through the Elon pomp, despite my TA expert friend telling him to take profits, and is now convinced DOGE is the coin of the future.
Maybe DOGE will be the coin of the future. I'm not gonna try to tell the future. But what I do know is the Elon pump was a rare event, meanwhile, the SOXL just dipped and is rising constantly.
Unfortunately, people who commit to a position often make up predictions that will vindicate them. At least he's still up by a few percentage points, and not down massively like the GME chumps.

>>29278268
Are you still friends?

>>29278218
I would. I’d just move the money into an etf or something until I find something I like.

>He doesn't know about round 2
https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-announces-additional-board-refreshment-accelerate
>The agreement provides for the immediate appointment of three new directors – Alan Attal, Ryan Cohen and Jim Grube – who will also stand for election on GameStop’s nine-member slate at the Company’s 2021 Annual Meeting of Stockholders (the “Annual Meeting”), which is expected to take place in June 2021.
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4336290-gamestop-shareholders-must-call-in-shares-april-20th-to-vote
>Shares recalled for last year's vote
https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-reports-2020-holiday-sales-results
>Due to the uncertainty around the duration and evolving impact of COVID-19, the Company is continuing to suspend guidance, however, unless further unforeseen COVID-19 related impacts occur, it expects to realize positive comparable store sales results and profitability in the fiscal fourth quarter.
>First profitable quarter in years

>>29278218
do you have 100 of them? sell options.

>>29278218
Hold for long term tax.

>>29278320
Yes. I also tricked him into thinking I also bought at 27 dollars, when I actually bought at 19 and sold at around 20.

>>29278218
Just sell covered calls

ONTX is going to 10+ a share

>>29278394
Based deciever anon.

>>29278268
>>29278394
Why would you hurt your friend like this?!

>>29276800
LMT has more contracts than their market cap.

>>29278268
How Jewish are you?

>>29278467
it's because I'm black

Thoughts on my portfolio? I think I'm pretty well diversified.

>>29278293
I assumed all DOGE holders were aware that they were just degenerate gamblers, guess I was wrong. Imagine trying to convince yourself that it will ever be worth .10 cents.

>>29278352
>>29278399
Best advice

>>29278217
Does Aho girl really have an incurable disease?

going to sleep, take care friends

>>29278541
not jewish enough, apparently
I should have tried to convince him to go all in on gme when it was 480 dollars

>>29277906
Absolutely based.

Do I invest in more KTOS, more SOXL or prepare to go full glow and drive into PIPP?

>>29278619
I asked her mom that and she called the police on me so yeah probably

>>29277646
My memes will become dreams

Arise GTE chads, arise for crony capitalism

>>29277763
Delet this.

>>29276573
Fucking hell has Guts even left the island yet?

Best passive growth ETF?

>>29278593
>I assumed all DOGE holders were aware that they were just degenerate gamblers, guess I was wrong. Imagine trying to convince yourself that it will ever be worth .10 cents.
I think he may be somewhat naive. My TA-wiz friend was explaining to him how Elon basically wanted to keep BTC in a downward channel, so he pumped DOGE on twitter so people would liquidate their BTC to get in on the DOGE pump. Then he bought a bunch of BTC shortly after.
My DOGE HODLR friend was like "D-do you really think Elon would do that? That's kinda evil!"
And I was like 'TSLA is like 20% of my portfolio breh but even I don't trust the guy.'
People need to understand that the markets are a dirty game. He also legitemately thought that Biden might forgive his student loans.

>>29278494
NOC and LMT are weirdly undervalued (the B-21 Raider contract ALONE is worth NOC's entire market cap) but they're crabby defense giants that don't move much. I hold 10 NOC mostly because Cygnus is cool, it's like the generic 20' cargo container of space. They also have orbital satellite refueling tech, do finally F-35 assembly for Lockmart, keep the B-2s flying, etc.

I think NOC might actually buy KTOS to bolster their drone side, it probably stung for them to lose out to KTOS on the attritable wingman contract.

>>29277206
Definitely want to retire early, I don't know who wouldnt. I don't want to be single for life but that's probably how it'll be i'm sure i'll get used to it though.

>>29278814
Whenever ArkX comes out

>>29278629
'Night Lum!

>>29278629
Goodnight

wait did they get rid of credit scores...?

>>29277406
Until they build a weapon to surpass Metal Gear, I will *not* invest a single petrodollar in their company.

>>29278814
Here’s all the ETF’s I watch:
>TQQQ, URTY, UPRO, TECL, CWEB, SOXL, FNGU, ARKK, ARKF, ARKQ, MOON

>>29278293
>He held through the Elon pomp, despite my TA expert friend telling him to take profits, and is now convinced DOGE is the coin of the future.
Elon is going to fork Dogecoin into TSLAcoin. That is how bored he is with trying to push the shitbox side as anything but money losing. Then TSLA will be a crypto equity trust.

>>29279003
Are the expense ratios worth it for the most successful ones, and are you subject to capital gains when they actively rebalance their holdings?

>>29278973
>be american

Do you guys like the new intro song to the podcast or no?

https://voca.ro/18PTsRvJhZb8

>>29279008
>Then TSLA will be a crypto equity trust.
TO THE MOON!
TO THE MOON!!
TO THE MOON!!!

Though I legitimately hope DOGE still pumps again, because while I'm in six-figure hell, my friend is in negative six figure hell from student loans...

>>29279057
i just want a loan to buy crypto before the golden bullrun

>>29278712
I like KTOS and PIPP but let's be honest, they're memes. SOXL is not a meme. The other two may get some big gains in the short term but long term no way they get anywhere near SOXL or TQQQ/FNGU/TECL/UPRO for that matter

>>29279040
You only get hit with capital gains when you actually realize your profit. Expense ratios have never bothered me. As long as you predict the market will continue its bullish trend, ETF’s, especially leveraged ones, can only be beneficial.

Answering your questions

Twitch

/clfbro

>>29279216
>Answering your questions
I got a question for you:

>>29279216
Faggot, can you stop shilling CLF like this, I literally hold shares and all you do is discourage people to buy in.

>>29277206
I feel like I can't start actually living life and having relationships until I have enough money to not need to work a 9-5 anymore. To acquire a worthy mate I must have 8 figures, own a 1M home, drive a Tesla Roadster, press/bench/squat/deadlift 2/3/4/5, have enriching fulfilling hobbies like reading books, writing blogs, traveling, investing, enough free time to tutor my offspring in calculus, natural sciences, ethics, business, finance, and physical fitness, perfect genes, and preferably accomplish all this allas young as possible while I have my sperm health and testosterone.

>>29277905
>using TA to time the SOXL
Can you elaborate a little on this? SOXL seems to be the new hotness around here so anything to help fellow anons from getting rekt would be appreciated. TA on an index is probably not something particularly proprietary so hopefully you can spill the beans

>>29279175
Pretty sure they still exist, I just got a 4000 dollar loan and a 3000 dollar credit card as a NEET

>>29278973
The real redpill is credit scoring didn't exist in America until 1989.

>>29279295
This, only i just need the money.

>>29275974
RYCEY

>Throw thousands of dollars at meme stocks and literal Pump and Dumps without a care
>Got angry at myself because I spent $40 on fast food this month

Anyone know this feel?

>>29279295
That's not fucking true man. Do that, and your whole life will pass you by. That said, I'm in the the same situation as you are right now.

If you or I had a loving gf to come home to (who cooks) life could be much easier for us, and richer, because we'd work harder. The family unit was the bedrock of society and success. Too bad that it's so hard to find these days.

>>29279206

Let's say I'm holding something and it goes up a significant amount and sell my shares and then reinvest again, do I get taxed on such things?

>FOMO into FOMO

>>29277285
I have a conservative portfolio of 60% TQQQ and 40% YINN

>>29279473
Only if you have held for a year or longer

>>29279473
Yes

Can someone please tell me how I should invest $12,000? What stocks to buy, etc. I'm new buy patient, and willing to take profits without FOMOing or holding out for more

>>29279473
You pay short term capital gains tax for any profits you realized if you haven’t held it for a year. You pay long term capital gains for anything after that.

>>29279525
>>29279512
How are you supposed to actually make money and avoid getting taxed then? You can't be expected to just hodl forever considering the status of the market.

Fuck uncle sam they're just going to take that money and give it to niggers.

>>29279600
>they're just going to take that money and give it to niggers.
Taxation is theft and niggers love theft.

Daily reminder that it is smelly pajeeet time and don't trust anything shilled at this time. Not even SOXL, even though I am holding and pajeets are too poor to purchase it.

>>29279600
The market is awful for investors and has been since March of last year. It has been great for traders.

>>29279545
I'd honestly just invest in some ETFs, or wait for a market correction. Then again, who knows when that will happen?

>>29279003
Some ETFs here.

>>29279545
Dyor

>>29279600
don't you want your tax dollars going to dem programs?

>>29279305
He basically applies the same method to everything. Right now he's actually move on to crypto.
I can't remember most of what he's told me, but basically watches an ETF or coin (this doesn't work so well with stocks) go in a downward channel a few times a day. These long-term downward channels are drawn on the 4-hour dojis, I believe, because you don't want to pay too much attention to short-term fluctuations.
Normally, on the way down, the line will bounce between the upper and lower parallel. But sometimes it will fail to hit the bottom. If memory serves, if it crosses the 50-day trailing average on the 15-minute chart (the 15-miunte part is important b/c this will happen in the span of a day, usually) this is the buy signal. If you don't see that, then the 'insurance buy' is just when it breaks the upper line in the channel.
I don't employ this method myself, but I have been with him when he used it to buy BTC at around 30,000 and I bought some myself. Kinda wish Fidelity would let you buy crypto or I'd be halfway out of six figure hell...

>>29277870
We’re not tools of the government or anyone else..Fighting was the only thing I was good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in

>>29279600
You only pay what you profited. If you bought 1 share of something for $100 and sold it for $200, only $100 would count towards realized gains. Meaning you’d have made a profit of like $75 after tax.

Is RIOT a hold?

>>29279600
Do trading in tax advantaged accounts (IRAs, HSA, 401(k)).

Non tax advantaged accounts (brokerage) are for all your buy and holds.

>>29279545
SOXL.

>>29276264

>>29279734

I bought the top on Friday.

Bag holding for now

>>29279736
don't those have miniscule caps for earnings though?

>>29279600
There are 2 types of taxes. Short term capital gains and long term capital gains. Hold for long enough and you'll be taxed at the long term rate, which is more favorable than the short term rate.

please tell me ill have a green week

>>29279803
Only If you bought SOXL and MOON.

>>29279489
>already mooned and is crashing now

Always.

Cant you niggers shill something that hasn’t gone up 1000% already?

>>29279437
t. person who spends 300$ a month on fast food but still has a bmi of 21

>>29279645
How do we fix the Nigger issue?
>>29279657
I'm pretty new to all of this started with 1100 on the 26th and am nearly to 6000 at this point. I wish I knew about this sooner but I'm angry minorities and other undesirable beings will profit from my risk/profit.
>>29279693
No I've already given enough back doing charity work.
>>29279713
Ah I see I suppose that's not horrible.
>>29279736
I'll have to look into that, thank you.

>>29279697
Interesting. I'll have a look on the chart for that pattern. I play BTC something like that but based purely on percentages. Since the beginning whenever BTC has mooned, it regularly pulls back around 30%. Whenever I see that, I go in then sell the bounce and wait for the next pullback. Like when it went to 40k then back down to 27k I got in. Eventually the party will be over and it won't make a new high. At that point I wait for the inevitable crypto bear market and get in when it drops 80%. This has worked for me over the years and helped me build a 2500 dollar account to over 300k

>>29279857
To be fair, folks here were shilling winners like ALPP and UUUU for months before they went up.

>>29279798
Why would I want to hold anything for a year when I can 2x my investment the same week?

>>29279467
I just really hate the 40 hour work week but so much shift like healthcare and retirement is tied to it. I barely have enough time for MYSELF and keep taking PTO whenever I have to be home during business hours for something. I don't know how people with relationships and kids do it. But one thing I've noticed is that normies have a lot less autistic knowledge than I do from me being able to spend all mornings, nights, and weekends on these boards and getting the hot tips first. I had to co strain my autism on the Slack and not post 100 pages of DD when normie coworkers started talking about GME because I'd been following it since August. I have noticed that normies can't do any research or hobbies because all their time is taken up by responsibilities.

>>29279545
Tesla90,Soxl8, AG2, or wait for Arkx

>>29279795
I don't understand, anon. You can trade all you want within them. I must have made 100 trades last week in mine.

I think you're talking about contribution limits? If so, yes. You can only deposit something like $6000 per year into an IRA but once it's deposited you can trade up with it to grow it. If that is too little capital for you to work with, start contributing every year and it will add up. Always max out your tax advantaged accounts first, Anon. ZOG is the enemy of your gains.

>>29279803
Years almost up for people to start cashing in their covid dip bags. Starting next week and for the next 2 months it’s going to be blood red and you’ll lose everything.

>>29279889
>How do we fix the Nigger issue?
Space. All niggers will get quietly airlocked after half an hour tops.

Buy RKT

>>29279697
Who are those girls

>>29279936
>You can only deposit something like $6000 per year into an IRA
that's not too bad

>>29279915
Very nice gains. I will probably end up employing this strategy to accumulate BTC next time it dips 30% then, thanks for the tip! So far I've been HODLing since late Jan and kicking myself for not moving more cash to my Robinhood sooner...

Our friend on leddit

>>29279919
Fair enough.

I’m waiting for bay horse to pull back a bit this week hopefully. My bid didn’t get hit last week and I’m not chasing.

>>29279938
Next week isn't March yet fag. Anyways stimulus is coming fed prints forever and America is opening once again, fuck off with your bearish mindset and faggot FUD posting. You're lucky I don't neck you.

>>29279924
When you're drawing down your boomer investments during retirement you will be able to answer that question.

>Boomer Anon needs to pay hooker
>Goes to poorfolio
>Which stock should I sell
>Sell the one(s) held for longest because they qualify for the lesser taxation rate

>>29280023
Uiharu and Saten, friends of Misaka AKA 'BIRI BIRI', star of 'A certain Scientific Railgun' and namesake of Chinese media giant BILI BILI.

>>29277978
kino cat
heres a rare wet cat in return

>>29280108
I'm going to be a millionaire in 3 years and by then I'll have gotten into real estate (where the real money is) I'll be taking advantage of niggers and other minorities using section 8.

Baking

>>29280081
Next week is the bull trap that happened before the rest of the covid crash. Red week, redder 2 months.

W-We're safe from bobo this week, right bros?

Baking

>>29280167
Alright Deano

>>29280108
I started thinking of buying shares to sell covered calls as buying a house to rent it out. That way I never have to sell and can still get play money. That's why I chose GME, will always have high IV and (my personal opinion) long-term growth prospects under Cohen.

>>29280185
don't do it now you stupid nigger

>>29280174
>more fud

Die

>>29279928
Yes. Agreed. Having no relationships for so long led me to much knowledge. But much like the matrix, I question whether it was worth it in the long run. Ignorance is bliss.

I'm not a drinker, but I'd drink with you Anon and listen to your woes. Been there, done that.

>>29280221
Just wait until tomorrow when I can say
>Futures

>>29280179

>>29276239
Thanks filtering this pasta

You don't pay capital gains when you sell shares within a Roth IRA to rebalance your account since it's already using post-tax money right?

>>29279508
More of an Oyuki portfolio if you ask me

>>29280276
Shoo-shoo Bobo!

>>29279928
>>29280230
Take the NEET/Small buisness owner pill lads.
I run a business out of my bedroom at my parents house and I still have enough time and money to get a gf and get fucked up every fortnight in the city.
So much free time since I only have about 6 contracts valuing at $800 a week

>>29280327
Correct.

Mark 8:36
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

>>29279771
It will pump as long as bitcoin hasn't crashed.

>>29280327
Correct. You pay the taxes on the money you put in but you do not pay taxes when you take it out

>>29276671
Thanks shorting gayhorse on monday

>>29276003
She's unironically a gamer girl.

>>29279734
Follows the trend of BTC and crypto in general. Will be a triple digit stock within a few months at most.

T. Someone who bought in at $9

>>29280366
>>29280395
Thanks anons. I'm thinking of moving from SCHG to ARKK or ARKQ, but I'm not sure it makes sense to go into those funs with my Roth.

>>29276003
The fuck is a raver girl

>>29280167
Very creative Anon, I like that. Never thought about it from that angle, becoming a lender of shares instead of selling sounds great. But long term capital gains tax is pretty miniscule when you're retired I think it is based on your income but if you have no income (no job) them it is insanely low rate. I could be wrong. I'll be an expert on this once I actually retire a few decades from now and give you and update then ok.

>>29280375
I'm just gonna program my fitbit to donate all my money to charity 48 hours after my pulse stops. It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven, as Jesus said. But if I lose all my money shortly after death, I should be safe!

>>29280375
I once bought a tax lien on a property only to find out that an elderly woman and her disabled grandchild lived there. I had them ejected from the property. I then rented it out for a year and sold it for a huge profit.

>>29280458
If you’re putting money in an actively managed etf you might as well keep it there for a year and avoid capital gains anyway.

>>29280531
Oof, I don't think I have the cojones for something like that.

>>29280531

>>29280478
He must be referring to the filename, which is Spanish for 'rave girl' because the character's name is Chika.

>>29280531
That’s fucked up anon

>>29280568
>>29280570
>>29280578

>>29280531

TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
A stock... lost in time. Shares owned by government officials and centuries-dead victims of the Titanic. Lawyers paid in mysterious gold coins. A company that has no employees, based out of a building that doesn’t exist.
Is it a mistake? A scam?
Or is it, as some ancient day trader theorists suggest, a ticker that’s not only out of the market... but out of this world?

>>29280640
I have $50 worth of DGTW just for the memes.

>>29280531

I couldn’t have done it

>>29278394
you'll get yours don't worry

>>29280668
> Anon was found dead in his home. The death was ruled a suicide, but questions remained. A grand jury later found the evidence compelling enough to mark the death suspicious. If you have information about the ghost stock, call the number on your screen. You could help solve a mystery.

so are we going up on monday boiz

GME, AMC, CRBP, RYCEY, VRT

>>29280798
dunno, all i know is i'm gonna average down on my PEP calls one more time

>>29279437
I've lost thousands on worthless calls and think twice about spending $12 on a shirt

BOEING BROS I THINK WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>29278579
>VSTO
Topkek
I recognized that ticker immediately
Looks like it's been doing better that RGR

You guys think the market will bounce back soon or are we entering nikkei 225 mode?

>>29280893
>average down
why do you keep saying this

>>29280668
I'm bored as fuck so I went on a pennystock adventure, which is me trying to find out what an obscure shitticker actually does.

But even after reading their website I have absolutely no idea what these people are doing
digitaltown.com

Not once do they write what service that basically bankrupt company with 3 employees actually tries to provide.

>>29281010
We’re in Krugman economy. The market has to burn down so we can rebuild it

Actually baking

>>29281033
They offer purgatory as a service

>>29279437
>>29280951
The calls had the potential to make you money. Food and clothing are just expenses to be minimized.

>>29280762
Damn why havent they made a scary movie about buying a stock and then the stock tries to kill you. They have done it for literally everything else, phones, gremlins, soap, etc.

>>29279928
P E R S O N A L
R E S P O N S I B I L I T Y

baked
>>29275514
>>29275514
>>29275514
NEW
NEW
NEW

Baked:
>>29281133
>>29281133
>>29281133

>>29280995
I'm so scared of boeings

>>29281192
Me too thanks.

>>29279437
>local high school hands out food every day because of covid apocalypse
>tons of illegals and no id so they just ask how many students food you need
>go everyday and am friendly with the staff
>get three free lunches/breakfasts for months
>breakfast bagels lack lox so I stopped by whole foods for some
They were passing out envelopes with random gift cards the other day to raise students spirits.

Throwing away thousands on bad plays gave me a perspective on money I spend.
The money I have isn't of much use on bank account besides that I got an eye laser surgery and a car.
It isn't enough to buy a house or to start a family, so might as well risk it on stock market.

>>29280478
a girl that goes to raves duh

>>29280531
based

>>29280640
Based.

>>29280531
is this supposed to be unusual? who else are you going to be kicking out?

purchase BTWN

>>29281513
i'm growing impatient

>>29280531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

>>29280531
I don't think I could of done it, I'm a grandma's boy

Is GOLD a good stock to buy into? Physical gold and Barricks have been losing value for 6 months; Gold can’t possibly go back to 1200 a Troy ounce, can it?