/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29270149
Pay off my house (125K)
Pay off my wifes truck (20K)
55K into savings
100K into crypto

I would seethe, cope, dilate, and have sex

pay for moms treatment rest in crypto

>>29270149
All in GRT

>>29270149
Talk with a lawyer that knows how to wash money.

Unironically dump it all into link. I'm not even joking.

25% into land
25% into BTC
50% into stacking gold

>>29270149
Light it on fire in front of a crowd.

>>29270149
Underage kids

>>29270149
op tats 24 mil not 300k

I would be poorer

>>29270149
max out my TFSA
buy some land
put the rest ~100k into BTC and ETH

Either play with it in crypto or donate it

>>29270149
I would let dHEDGE manage my assets for me and probably not need that gun. but I might also have one just for fun i guess

>>29270149
100k in cash secured puts of stocks I'd like to own
200k divided evenly among a variety of crypto.

>>29270149
Buy 5 bitcoin.

>>29270149
Buy a house, buy a new (as in slightly used) car, and then dump the rest of it into bitcoin or stable stocks and then continue working my daily job and pretend nothing ever happened.

Pay someone to teach me about crypto and put the rest in.

>>29270357

Shill me on link, it seems like an old bag to buy into at this point.

>>29270149
buy 4 apartments and rent it out here. first year gains invest into crypto

>>29270149

Pay off my meager debt (5k)
Buy 50k Monero
Buy 100k Gold/Silver
145k to buy land.

>>29270149
%40 percent in gold and silver, 60% leaving this shit hole country for the nearest tax haven

Does it come with the tec-9?

I'll buy some slaves and make them pick cotton for me, using the tec as motivation

>>29270149
OP are you me?

Buy 0.822842 shares of BRK.A

First I'd go to Vegas and fuck some nice whores.
Then pay off my student loans
Then buy a house
Then put the remainder in crypto. Chainlink or Bitcoin.

I'd pile it on the bed, hold it tight, and hump it till I jizzed. After that, not sure. Probably hump it a few more times. Take some of the dirty stacks to bank, fill out deposit form, drop off the jizzed notes, say I work as stripper. Repeat this a few times. Make eye contact with the tellers as they know they're handling my jizz stacks. Will be purely a dominance thing at this point.

I’d buy a new van

>>29271111
Based quads

>>29270149
id spend it alex

>>29271333
>Locks eye contact

all into TQQQ

>>29270149
Travel the world & play poker

>>29270149
Hookers and Blow

>>29270149
spend 100k on frivolous shit
another 100k travel
pay a nurse 100k to let me cum inside her then euthanize me

>>29270149
student debt = erased
live in a box as a hermit neet til i die

2 BTC + rest in SCHB

Burn it.

>>29270281
i wish her the best fren

>>29270783
Any idea where you'd head? I'm looking to move somewhere cheap with low taxes so i can live like a king on my crypto gains

>>29271869
buy drugs and sell for bitcoin on the dark web

>>29270256
First post best post

>>29270149
I wouldn't speak a word about it to a glownigger faggot on a tibetan yak milking forum

100% VTSAX or 100% VTWAX

>>29270274
kek. the correct /pol/ak response.

Pay closing costs to get out of this house, move to Texas. Use the rest to build a homestead and avoid taxation

>>29270919
why are there so many ropes on your signature?
can't stop thinking about KYS?

>>29270149
>first 80k
20k of call options on [U][V][X][Y] each year until rich or there is no market crash
50-100k in stonks because every retail trader is using funny money from their gibs to get rich quick. good upkeep with inflation.
remainder in physical assets like paying off a mortgage, acquiring PrecMetals, or securing resources to live off the grid (really, whatever your survival instinct tells you is important to accoomulate.)

>>29270149
275k in link unironically
10k pay off moms credit cards
10k to gamble on shitcoins
5k to consoom and buy myself shit

Buy hoge

>>29271333
>>29271111
checked and kekd

>>29273051
intredasting. the uvxy bit.. how would you hedge it? by buying stocks?

>>29270149
i have over that in link alone and im not fucking selling

burn it

Buy a house and find some reason to dump my girlfriend for a better one

>>29270366
bruh what kind of shithole land you getting for 75k?

>>29270256
>55k in savings
Lmao, you'll always be poor.

>>29270291
Probably this.

>>29270149
spend it all on hookers and drugs then buy a gun and shoot myself

>>29271869
thank you

Burn it

pay off house $150k
rest on coke and hookers.

>>29270149
100 gold coins, 150 1kg silver bars.

Fiat is a ticking timebomb.

>>29270381
Wow. That would be great.

>>29270149
Buy stacks of FTM

Smurf 150k into various accounts and buy the $VIX. 100k into silver for black market trading. 50k in hookers, Percocet and benzos

50% BTC
50% stablecoins earning interest

>>29270149
Buy a small single bedroom house in the ghetto

>>29270149
Two chicks at the same time.

I do and its all tied up in ETH

Buy an uzi

>>29274073
why not three?

I would sell options contracts on steady dividend stocks and reinvest the returns.

>>29270149
Invest in cum coin

>>29271665
Lol I remember you from another thread you made, I'm glad you didn't off yourself man, look for God, he is looking for you

>>29274250
room starts smelling too bad

All in BTC, ETH, and defi shitcoins

>>29274369
>I'm glad you didn't off yourself
no that's still the plan, just still in the process of funding

>>29270149
200k into municipal bonds
50k into usdc waiting for some reasonable crypto projects pre moon
25k in gold
25k in a brokerage account to swing around

>>29270149
100% crypto

Covert it into money not Hebrew iou's

>>29270149
If I only had 300k? Keep it in crypto like I do right now. It’s not life changing money (for more than 5-10 years depending on frugality).

Easy 150k in crypto and stocks, 75k in a few different pieces of land to rent out as airbnbs, 25k to put an extra bed and bath addition on my house to gain over 50k in equity, 20 one oz gold coins and the last 15k or so to buy a neat old muscle car to fix up and go to comfy car shows in

I'd put it all in a savings account and earn .25% per year.. mmm... yeah.... that's hot

Literally all in Bancor/Chainlink, stake both for a year on Bancor

It would be 3-5 million in Feb 2022

>>29270285
Based

Commercial property lease, 07/02 SOT, buy no-letter postsamples, do discounted NFA transfers for anons to build legitimacy while paying it forward, and hold monthly range trip visits for pending items

>>29270149
I have 750k and no gun. Feel poor.

Land

>>29274789
>Bancor
why?

Get a dog or cat probably both
Lease an apartment for a year or so
Get an old beater truck or jeep
Grab at least 4 or 5 100oz oz bars of shiny
put new flooring in at my grandmother's house
pay off my dad's house
a few new guns ive had my eye on
Valve Index
Trip to see army buddies
Thruhike the AT Northbound
The rest to live a humble life trading stocks and crypto

>>29270149
200k into dividend and put the rest into my bank account in case of emergency

>>29270149
all in AMC
OH WAIT YOU CANT, THERE ARE NO SHARES LEFT TO BUY
muahaahahahahaha
selling at 50,000/share

>>29270149
Buy crypto

>>29273282
1sq mile of Bumfuck, New Mexico

>>29270256
>Wife's truck
>Wife
>Truck
That's a man

Half goes into some land, get the old lady a fresh set of titties, buy myself some fresh chompers, dump the rest into crypto.

>>29275342
that's a lot of taxes

>>29270149
100k for a house outright in a cheap area. 170k in index funds, ensuring i'll never have to work again if i live within my means. 30k to yolo on riskier/funner plays.

>>29270357
Based but as someone with 300k in link, you know not the hell you'd be entering. It's un-fucking-believable how numb you get when things happen. Nothing feels good anymore. It's a curse.

>>29270681
Just read about it. One of very very few projects which will make it long term. Securely/decentralized data posting to blockchains for smart contract usage. Its price feeds are securing roughly 50% of the funds in defi a number which is likely to grow and start swallowing traditional finance at some point

You have to make a pact with a Satan worshipping, bug eating German but other than that it's cool

>>29270256
why the fuck would you put any into savings. roll it all into your investments.

>>29270149
Pay your mum for the night and deposit the other 299,998 in a etf

>>29270149
1) Start an international arms dealer company
2) Organize private communication channels to PND shitcoins on biztards
3) Park the cash from my profits in international real estate
4) Retake a small country in africa and launch my outer heaven and proceed to wage international war against chicoms and UN mercs
5) Short tesla, make elon bankrupt and take over space travel while bill gates buffett and bezos waste their massive resources on shit ideas in america they get from that 99 year old resooter dimentia patient dumbass

Pay off all my debt ~20k
and with the remaining 280k
50K in TSLA
50k in NVDA
50K in PLTR
50K in UNI
50K in ALGO
30k in ETH

>>29270149
Any anon know how much is that?

>>29270149
100k into stocks, 100k into 4 cryptos (20% each), 100k into home-life improvement; pay off the car, basic furniture etc

>>29276258
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Currency_strap#ABA_Standard_(United_States)
they aren't following the standard impossible to say, probably fake picture anyways

>>29276258
Could the title hold a clue?

>>29276079
>Investing in meme stocks and coins
Ngmi

>>29270149
take out 50k and put the rest in crypto

>>29270149
Spend it on drugs, hookers and alcohol, then waste the rest.

300k worth of VTI

>>29270149
300k staked bnt

>>29270256
why would anyone pay off debt that is about to inflate to nothing

>>29278347
NNO YOU CANT JUST

>>29270149
Use an FHA loan and 150k on a 3 million dollar rental property somewhere nice. 75k into Monero and 75k in physical silver.

>>29276579

Definitely not 300k it is more than that?

Immediately render it theoretical

>>29270149
Continue living in squalor as it’s much cheaper. Throw the 300K into:
>LINK
>Silver bullion
>AAVE
>NEXO
>OGN
>XMR
>NU (at least for the next few weeks)
>Uranium stocks
>Semiconductor stocks
>Cybersecurity stocks
>AI/Robotics stocks
>commodities stocks
So in other words, a scaled up version of my current portfolio

>>29270274
Nice priorities senpai

>>29270149
Buy everything i can with cash and hope indont get audited.

>>29270149
$177k - Buy a 2br commieblock & 2 parkings so i can meet people easily, get fit and fuck girls afterwards
$20k pay off denbt
$10k savings / emergency
$23k vehicle
$40k stocks / etf / mutual fund
$10k groceries / new pc / whatever else

>>29270256
Paying off your mortgage lmao. Why? You can yield farm for 10x your interest rate.

>>29270149
i had 200k in cash i spent it on rent mostly. paid some cunts mortgage for 5 years.

>>29270149
Pay off debt, buy a cheap cash flow apartment for 100k. Rest into crypto/stocks

>>29270357
Man those e24 m6s were the bomb.

>>29270149
all in Litecoin

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>all these retard posts about spending or depositing that much money that quickly with digital or paper trails
Basically asking to get audited by IRS and then them taking all your shit.

>>29270149
Buy LTO and lease it at 7%

>>29270256
>Pay off my wifes truck
Why the fuck did you let your wife buy a 20k truck are you retarded

40% BTC
20% ETH
20% LTO
10% AAVE
10% to pay off some shit

>>29282535
This is a hypothetical where I just magically got 300k. I'm assuming that any and all taxes towards this cash have already been paid out or just don't exist in the hypothetical. Chill the fuck out you mass replying autist.

I would go immediately and buy waves. The $ 20 journey will begin. had very little.

>>29270149
Pay off my wifes truck

I've just realized you can only buy 5 whole bitcoin with 300k kek

>>29270149
gamble it in a very degenerate fashion on Crypto Futures and commodities with high leverage and margin

>>29270149
I would finally be ableto afford my $120k surgery

>>29270149
Pay off my side chick's truck

>>29270149
Pay off student loans and buy a house

>>29270256
>pay your debt goyim.

>>29270149
you obviously a new fag

most of the biz tards on this board made over a million the last year, fuck your 300k

>>29270149
All in GME 800 calls that expire this week