/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://youtu.be/IIHytfdNa2A
Am I gonna make it?

If bankers got bailed out by the taxpayers in 2008 who will bail them out in 2021?

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>29242652
why are sub-penny otcs so much more profitable than anything else

>>29242538
Lol, if i get fucked up enough and CRBP really hits those price points i might just. I also noticed someone wrote a bunch of 19c CRBP calls yesterday for April and March......what the fuck

>me heading to my broker monday morning to demand more shares of SOXL

Another $100 going in Monday, name the stock i should get... I was thinking PULM

I have $20k of student loans in CRBP 3/19 11c options
Sirs
I did the needful

>>29242652
Soon mumu will be replaced with a bobo statue

Schizo list from yesterday

>>29242652
When will the market crash /smg/???

>>29242728
Fed bailed them out already in 2020. You're paying for it in inflation.

>>29242767
dont reckon you look or act like that

I just want a gf and a relationship
I wish she would too

>>29242785
i dont believe you
post proof faggot

if you do then i'll figuratively suck your dick

>>29242745
>Panicking now

Anon just hodl. Earnings report is coming down the road. Were in price discovery after the new money came in. If they don't have a marketing plan for all the mutant fish then sell off and eat the loss.

>>29242780
>Penny shit
>Pharma shit
>Meme shit
>About to add bioshit to your portfolio

do you enjoy losing money? Why are you scared of stocks worth more than $10?

NKLA (10$ IPO): literal proven scam, no product, no sales, 6 BN MCAP.
stock price: 22$

HYLN (10$ IPO): real products, real infrastructure, prodigy CEO, 2.5 BN MCAP
stock price: 18$

When is HYLN going back to 40? Mavbe they should rip out the actually functioning motors from their trucks and roll them down hills also. Where's my 40$? Hello? Hellooooooooooooooo?

>>29242785
>have 4k student loan for school
>wait reddit says buy gme
>lol gme is going up lol cool
>wtf i have 20k now wat do
>CRBP seems pretty cool yeah /smg/ was right about gme, they have got to be right about CRBP?
>free money ez

>>29243007
>Eat the loss
YOU CAN'T BECAUSE NO STORE STOCKS THE MUTANT FISH LMAO

>>29242780
i took a fat loss on amc then made 4x it back over the next few days.
>diamond hands bro

>>29243044
hyln is a scam as well though

I think penny stock are the new meta bros, I've seen so many go 3-4x in a couple weeks lately and they are actual good companies with fundamentals.
the penny stock sub plebbit actually has some good picks sometimes... thought you guys oughta know.

>>29242757
Oh well, it's your funeral.
I just know for a fact that I would never post my face or any personal information here, even in a non-humiliating context.
Considering buying AQMS next week btw. I've seen the light, and am also slowly turning into a dark pool schizo.

>>29242800
My guess is summer if people are allowed to go utisde again, restaurants reopen and the economy recovers. Thats when evrything implodes...

PORTFOLIO CHECK
>This is a message to all lurkers and autists.
>Post portfolio's to prove you aren't a larping pasta faggioli
PORTFOLIO CHECK

>>29243202
Never ever buying penny shit.

DO
THE
NEEDFUL

>>29243007
rip bizonacci

>>29243215
I'm not going to be because I'd rather be thought of as larper than the poorfag I am

>>29243297

>>29243210
Will it be 2008 level? And is IT a safe sector to be in?

>>29243190
every EV is a scam because the physics just dont make sense. What I'm asking is why is the price lower compared to a competitor that is inferior in every quantifiable way.

>>29243295
ok have fun spinning your tires in investments that move 10% a year at most.
when you are poorfag your only hope is a moonshot so you have the capital where 10% is significant.

>>29243215
>Mostly penny stocks
Grow up

if GDP and growth are constantly declining, why the fuck do the indexes just keep pumping..?

>>29242800
We're gonna get an echo correction mid to late March.

>>29242797
This list is as good as leddits toplist. Or the /smg/ bogdabot list.
>that means its not that good

>>29243215
Reminder that all the major brokerages literally have employees that do nothing but collect data from places like here to identify their customers that post shit like this.

>>29243215
This is all you get.
Additionally, I have €6k in cash and another folio with €15k

>>29243215
fuck off cannabro
go all in so you could have some real gains

>>29243007
>Earnings report
uh oh, Mutant go blub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJW_av0PQXM
are you afraid this will be you?

>>29242785
>11c
>3/19
That's extermely optimistic. I bought ITM calls for april instead.

>>29243310
>I respect an honest man.
No matter what anyone says, you have skin in the game. As long as you have skin in the game, you deserve a seat at the big boy table. Big boi's might not listen to you but you do have a right to be there and be heard.
>anyone shilling or fudding without skin in the game is an autistic CUNT
Plus having the constant check up on your portfolio lets you see how healthy you are.
>It's like going to the doctors.
>I started with only 500$

>>29243036
I want HYUGE gains fren

>>29243453
Who else doesn’t need the bot because they are here all day and can just tell?

>>29243391
>Only 10% a year
What garbage are you investing in? Are you a NOK bagholder? You could have put all of your money in a retarded etf and made 70% with this bull market.

>>29243377
Nothing will be safe except gold and maybe real estate.

>>29243205
AQMS is a great play imo yeah, lots of instutional action there

>>29243619
Will you be holding or cashing out everything?

>>29243540
looks like someone watched a little too much spongebob as a kid...

>>29240410
FUCK YOU, YOU DIDN'T DO IT THE LAST TIME YOU FAGGOT LARPER EAT SHIT POOJEET

>>29243215
At least you’re honest...

>>29243105
me too except I had a ~35K student loan with overpriced pharmacy school and I only gambled my CESB money
Too bad I cashed out GME too early. I was so happy to graduate debt free plus some money on top I forgot it doesn't really change my situation that much if I'm graduating debt-free vs with debt

Don't lose sight of the real goal. I could have just dropped out of school and be ""self-employed"" working with "equities and equity derivatives" if I stayed in GME longer and skipped to middle 6-figures
Now I still have to wageslave for a decade after graduating to build up enough capital to be reliable theta gang

>>29243614
/smg/ nowadays is absolute shit and picks here generally underperform the market.

>>29243616
>robinhood
your broker does not even allow you penny stocks, fucking loser 80% in a year is noob shit.

>>29243205
Shill me on AQMS, it's gone from 1.15 to 6.00 since December. Seems like I'd be late to the party.

BCRX
Factor D
You guys did not listen. Check the 5d. There is still time

>>29243588
Not going to happen with that portfolio. 99% of penny shit gamblers are losers. You’d be better off going to the top daily movers and buying puts on everything to take the gamblers money.

>>29243619
land. farm land

>>29243397
>if only you listened
>>29243469
>based and checked
>>29243484
Diversification is what is keeping me above 11k during the latest week.

>>29243215
>Data mining thread
No thanks

>>29243215
i hope no one recognizes me as the loser who had ~1.5K GME shares from single-digits and only ended up with middle 5-figures by the end of it because I was trimming too aggressively early on

>>29243713
Imagine trading pennyshit when you could be holding and just sell options on all the etfs and blue chips stocks you own.

>>29243769
>buying puts in a bullmarket
I hope you mean selling calls

GEVO bros, what is your personal price target/ exit strategy?

>>29243849
have fun getting assigned

>>29243713
I have an E-Trade account as well. You could have definitely outperformed 80% if you made decent picks outside of ETF’s. I’m just telling you that it’s extremely easy to make money right now without being a degenerate gambler.

Does anyone feel like EV is just a meme industry?
They're too expensive, unreliable and so far have pretty much no clear benefit over ICE vehicles (besides muh saving the planet) yet stock wise they have (along with other EV related stocks) brought me the most gains on this meme market

How much money do you make in a month wagies (after taxes) and how much of that do you invest/gamble into stocks?

I make 5k after taxes and from that I invest 1k into boomer shit and 2k into memes. The rest goes towards food and rent.

Check this site out they are gonna rock soon anon mark my words

https://mochimo.org/

>>29243906
$2 trailing stop loss.

>>29243886
>selling calls in a bullmarket
uh

well i guess if they have a delta lower than 0.5 i guess

Someone wrote a bunch of April 19c calls for CRBP yesterday....super far out the money. Very unusual. Could be some sort of spread or hedge but the short positions on CRBP are minimal from April onwards out.

19 strike price....that is absurd. Either someone knows something about the upcoming trial results or they are damn crazy. Again remember some estimates have CRBP's price target at $26: https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NASDAQ/CRBP/price-target/

Not a huge amount of total premium with these calls, but the unusual nature of it should be noted.

>>29243906
what was your average price / how many shares?

>>29243886
>Penny shit and bio memes that get pumped 100% in a day for no reason are part of a bullish trend and not a pump and dump
Yeah I think I’ll keep buying puts on your meme shit.

>>29243942
fuck off and kill yourself

>>29244051
Rude tb.h

>>29243836
I also have a problem of trimming too aggressively.
>I trimmed 50% of shares during the TLRY squoze
>I shouldve only trimmed 35%

>>29243947
$400, spend $100 for living and $100 into gambling with penny stocks a month. $200 saved for next semester college tuition

>>29244026
>>29243967

>>29244080
end your worthless life nigger
hang yourself

>>29242800
Look at the tech charts it's already happening

Any good and free paper trading software?

>>29244000
that just sounds like those suicidal retards who sell naked calls to collect "free" money on strikes that that never get assigned. They're right 99% of the time, bankrupt 1% of the time

>>29244128
No :^).

>>29244000
So what you're saying is
>pic related

>>29244100
What third world country do you live in?

Has anyone ever come back from being born to lose and trained by your upbringing to hate yourself?

>>29243942
This feels creepy and gay
is that a man?

>>29244026
$8.5, 500 shares originally. Sold at $13
Rebought for 300 shares at $11.5, waiting for it to start rising again next week.

Keep in mind that this is a retarded company solely propped up by hype. Treat it as such.

>>29243942
They predicted in 2013 it would produce 50 gw of energy by 2020. It produces about 1gw. It's a meme

I wish ANVS had options.

>>29242652
Get in NOW or regret FOREVER!

>>29244184
Very true. But look at the OI on the 10c and 15c.....pretty damn high too. Seriously look how far out the money that is goddamn.

CRBP MILKBREATHS GET READY FOR PARABOLIC TIME

JUST NOW ON BLOOMBERG TERMINAL

CCIV DEAL WITH LUCID TO BE ANNOUNCED TUESDAY

>>29242752
why the fuck doesn't Rabbihood let you trade OTC on their platform?

Thinking about how Lena Paul would be the perfect trad waifu if she wasn’t a whore

>>29244326
>invested in a bio stock who’s ticker looks like the word anus
Kek

LETS GO CRBP CRBP CRBP WO WO WOO

>>29243453
bogdabotlist?

>>29244140
Tradingview has paper trading but idk how 'good' it is
paper trading doesn't accurately reflect how you will act with real money

>>29244326
>People shill a stock
>Sure I'll look at it
>No options

>>29243947
im only a studentfag with part-time wages and coronabux, but almost all my cash is in stocks right now
At some point I only had a few hundred in my chequing account. I still have like $4K in my chequing account and I'll probably dump it in low-downside medium-upside shit

I have a ~2.95% interest rate line-of-credit I can use to pay off tuition anyways. Pharmacy school is overpriced as fuck and I question myself wasting money in it when I multiplied my spare money so much in this bull run, but I see it as a hedge in case the bull run doesn't last longer than a few more years
hope that doesn't doxx me.. there's only a few leaf pharmacy schools kek

>>29242829
>t. CEO of SOXS

why the FUCK are they shorting cciv? it was going so well...

>>29244230
Could be happening man. Look at the investor estimates for CRBP. Price target at $26. That would be a bona fide moon mission.

>>29244515
No one is shorting it. Someone bought 40 mil on the dip and institutions own more than half. Bloomberg just announced minutes ago the deal could be announced as early as Tuesday

>>29242797
Where the fuck is GTE?
I hate these niggers

>>29244546
If it doesn't I'm never holding a stock for more than 3 days again. My ADHD milkbreath brain can't handle it.

>>29244000
I wouldn't read too much into that price target.
It's inflated by outdated PTs from years ago, pic related. There's even an analyst that gave $112 as a price target lmao.

>>29243942
Yes they're a meme. If the switch to EVs actually becomes a thing, the current power grid would not be able to sustain it. Unless there is a major push towards nuclear energy, it will fail. Costs to build and commission a nuclear plant are expensive and take years to make, so unless we start seeing plans for the construction of new plants soon I personally don't think its even reasonable for governments to consider switching to EVs. The contributions wind and solar give are insignificant and will barely help if there's multiple millions of EVs driving on the road daily.

>>29244546
arent these $26 estimates super ancient?

>>29244245
Amurica

>>29244490
I know, but it helps a newbie like me. I want to get used to the tools and options i have before i use real money

Baking.

>>29242767
Are you a nigger anon?

>>29244659
Yeah lmao everything after the september disaster is around 3$. CRBPajeets gonna get btfo

>>29244676
How do you only make $400 a month? Do you work like 2 hours a week?

>>29244000
ya that was me

>company builds custom products for each client which costs an absurd amount of money and is not sustainable
>bleeding money, books are full of accounting handwaving
>the stocks plummet whenever the CEO opens his mouth
>wrong side of history
"b-b-b-but the CEO is a gay mutt just like me! and he's autistic just like me! I simply must invest!" - PLTRannies

>>29244613
then why did the price go down? added volume or something? i don't know what's going on, i'm just one of the retards investing in etfs and looking at the prices, nothing more

>>29244410
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hope no one actually listened to the shit-tier FUD and sold on Friday

>>29244140
whatever free trading you have with your bank/broker
its only purpose is to get you used to how to place orders just so you don't turn into the retard who sets a limit sell instead of a stop limit

you have to use real money to learn. It doesn't matter if you only pick 2-3 picks at once since you have limited capital, follow those 2-3 picks closely and get a better idea of how this works
keep lurking on /smg/ so people can call you retarded when you make a retarded play, you'll learn faster

>>29244726
The fuck

>>29244139
Not gonna
It's not real until I look at them

what stock do I buy to benefit from Kim Kardashian divorcing Kanye?

>>29244774
16 hrs a week at min wagie cuz i got college courses M-F

>>29244674
The "today" column which I'm assuming is updated regularly on Marketbeat says that CRBP's estimate is still at $26. Other firms have garbage estimates for it as well, should be taken with a grain of salt....but those written calls are highly unusual.

>>29244406
hehe 20 of those on the 10c are me

Is a Bloomberg terminal a good investment? How much would you need before buying one? Isn't there a 2k/month subscription or something like that?

>>29244783
Broofs??

>>29244944
20k a year

>>29244788
I’m convinced you have a large position in PLTR and are just FUDing

>>29244888
16 hours a week at min wage would be $960 here. Sorry about your third world flyover state.

>>29244788
(You)

Baking.

>>29245054
oh dear, you are so exhausted from holding all those heavy bags you are starting to imagine things. you know, you can always leave them behind and have some rest. you deserve better.

Shill me a mooner

>PLAY

Dave and Busters

I know what you are thinking. Why would this covid stricken stock even have a glimpse of a moon.

Dave and Busters has had opportunity to remain competitive during these trying times, yet no action has been taken. Arcade, restaurant, sports watching venue are the main amenities it offer, so what can they do to pander to a stay at home audience, while remaining true to their business model.

Sports betting.

You heard it here first folks, Dave and Busters will roll out a sports betting platform very soon into this year. Why so late? It takes time to create a platform and jump through the legal mumbo jumbo. And vaccine or not, life isnt gonna be normal for at least a year or two, plus with these new virus variants, there is risk we will be locked down for much longer. A sports betting platform would enable Dave and Busters to remain competitive in an unideal environment.

I think it is happening soon because looking at SEC filings, very recently, large institutional investors have been taking signficant stake in the company (Blackrock, Morgan Stanley, etc..)

Wanna know what else? Buffalo Wild Wings has a sports betting as an amenity. Dave and Busters is also updating their menu to bougie "new" American food. This looks like to me Dave and Busters is challenging Buffalo Wild Wings on being a top dog sports theme restaurant.

>good god... I just spotted a Harami bukkake candle on the 1 hour chart. If this does not turn into a Nigerian Nocturnal negative reversal candle then Monday will be amazing!! Have a great weekend!

>>29245194
3dpd so gross

>>29243729
They recycle EV batteries, and with the EV bubble right now, it's in a good position to go up.
However the main reason I'm in this is because I'm following big money. PT is $10 by 3/19, and since the price hasn't recovered yet after Thursday's dump, it's still a decent buy, even though it's not a 10-bagger.

>>29242745
You bred mutant fish?

>>29245036
Can I stream it to youtube to recoup the subscription cost?

>>29243616
QQQJ >>>> QQQ

>>29245229
>Female vaginal fluids
>Gross

Faggot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...?
https://youtu.be/ECYJefWDNoM

>>29245322
doesn't think or swim give you access to the same data with just a five hundred dollar deposit?
that's what level II data is right?

>>29245173
$13 cost average. Yup these bags are super heavy. What will I ever do?? :^(

AKBA

Baking.

>>29244812
thx

>>29243215
I spent all my cash and silver on the dip last week, I sure hope there isn't another imminent dip haha

>>29243942
Take the biodiesel pill

Baking

>>29242745
I'm so glad I sold this shit off and made a very slight gain. Just goes to show to never believe what some faggot on /biz/ shills.

Someone is baking in here?

>>29245594
>155 post

Baking

>>29245570
I sure hope you bought physical silver or else I have some bad news from you...

>>29245586
renewable diesel > biodiesel

>>29245346

>>29245734
youre missing out, anon

>>29243215
It's very conservative I know

>>29245778
he really isnt

>>29245689
REGI does biodiesel and renewable diesel so thats ok

>>29245197
>Steven A Cohen owns 826,620 shares
>^that guy owns the mets^
>a VERY clean 10Q
I'll be buying 40-50 shares monday. thank you fren

>>29245734
recommend me some anime /smg/

>>29245570
how much OSAP do you have? Are you graduating debt-free too thanks to putting your CESB money into GME?

this is such a hilarious timeline

>>29245173
>>29244788
Is this sour grapes? You could have listened to us and bought PLTR at $12 and be sitting comfy selling 35c without a care in the world.
Instead of having made any money you sit at your computer spamming the exact same shitpost for an entire week about a stock you don't own. How do you cope with this?

>>29245689
I bought PSLV and sold it last week for more MAXR. I don't really care about silverbug conspiracies, I just wanted something more trustworthy than CAD to park money in.

>>29243947
I make about 2.5k a month as a student. I have about $1500 in my trading account which I grew from $500. When I get my job in a couple weeks I should be making a little under 6k after taxes. So I'll probably put about half into stocks, and try to make it.

>>29243942
>being that confident with tits that tiny
I almost envy women and their lack of self doubt

>Systemic Lupus Erythematosus (SLE), a form of lupus, is a systemic autoimmune disease affecting approximately 550,000 people in the U.S., EU and Japan.1,2 SLE occurs most often in women of child-bearing age.3,4 SLE occurs when the immune system is activated and attacks different parts of the body, leading to widespread inflammation that can affect many different body parts, including a person's joints, skin, kidneys, blood cells, brain, heart and lungs.2,3

>Each person with SLE has slightly different symptoms that can range from mild to severe, depending on which body parts are affected by the disease.2 Symptoms may include arthritis, extreme fatigue, red rashes (most often on the face), hair loss, sensitivity to the sun, mouth sores, and pale or purple fingers and toes when exposed to cold or stress.2 Although SLE is most often a disease that one could live with for decades, it is ranked among the top 20 leading causes of death in young women.5

>Medicines specifically approved by the FDA for treatment of SLE are aspirin, hydroxychloroquine, corticosteroids (for example, prednisone), the corticotropin injection Acthar® and the immunosuppressive drug Benlysta®.2 Other drugs that are not FDA approved for SLE but are often prescribed by physicians include methotrexate, mycophenolate, azathioprine and cyclophosphamide. These treatments may be associated with significant side effects, such as serious infections. In fact, according to a recent report, people with lupus believe that the side effects of available treatments contribute to the devastating physical and emotional impact of lupus.

>>29245570
>>29245834
*oops i assumed you were in shitty ontario like me
whatever student loans if you have any

so glad for CESB/CERB

>>29245800
Dude there is nothing better than smelling a pretty girl's pussy and ass and you know it. Its fucking divine.

>>29245893
FUCK YOU FUCKING LIAR WHERE IS THE PISSING VIDEO? YOU FUCKING LARP

>>29245893
>fool me once
>fool me twice
>never again will i invest in bioshit

>>29245893
Great news coming! In light of this news CRBP's stock price raises dramatically. Closes at 3.03

>>29245834
desu I was graduating debt free anyways because I spent a couple years in the foster system, put college on hold for rona though because virtual classes do absolutely nothing for me

>>29245825
Urusei Yatsura

Lol. They sold their CRBP this week. Lol.

>>29243947
I'm in a poor area in MO with a low cost of living so I bank about 1600 in total after taxes, but the good news is that if SOXL does amazing after the split, my two shares will let me buy a comfy used truck and maybe even some land

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>29246072
I’m shorting it with my entire account Monday, so I never have to see another post about it

When will CRBP trial results be out?

>>29246136
The markets are closed
How have you been gambling?
Tell me

>>29244801
Fuck I did, but it at least got me more soxl I guess

>>29246014
already seen it bro

>>29246160
https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT03093402

Within the next 5-7 days.

>>29246143
Yes the quality of this general has become so low because of this fucking ticker.
>Gamification

>>29245197

Interesting theory. I'm hesitant though since they're already almost at pre-corona valuation.

>>29245423
good for you, you still have the opportunity to get out with some profits (although the ideal time was of course when it was 30+, it will never be that high again) if you play it smart. the question is, will you?

>>29243924
>Oh noooo please don't force me to close my position at profit
Lmao just give me your fucking money, retard

>>29245922
Doesn't compete to 2d, sorry.

>almost made back my GME losses
>when suddenly all my stocks dropped and set me back another 2 grand
epic amerifats

>>29246288
>Gamification
Meme word without meaning.
What the fuck is wrong with those people?

OPTI
>OPTI
OPTI
>OPTI
WHERE MY OPTIbros at???

>>29246358
How do you stick a 3d penis into a 2d girl?

>>29246311
>the ideal time was of course when it was 30+, it will never be that high again
>29.75 AH
Okay you’re just farming (You)s. Here’s one last one for you retard.

>>29246505
By investing in WIMI and BILI.

Thoughts on investing in companies based in the Cayman islands? Good opportunity to swipe pump and dump money or good chance of getting severely burned?

What is your strategy? How effective has it been so far?

>>29246505
Buying their specific ona hole

>>29246282
Do you mean preliminary results? Because your link says the study will be completed in June

>>29246562
if its effective why the fuck would i tell it to the rest of the market?

>>29246517
it will crab for a bit before falling down
pltr will never ever be 30+ again and you will never ever be a real woman

>>29246562
My strategy:
buy tickers that are next to cute anime girls, that I see in dreams, or that come to me in meditation
Effectiveness so far:
up 25%+ for the year

>>29246613
"Primary completion date" yes that is what we are all talking about with "news". Don't try to be autistic about this.

>>29246562
strategy
>shid n fard
effectiveness
>haven't lost money

>>29246639
/smg/ isn't "the rest of the market" lmao, help a brother out anon

>>29246505
A 3D woman would want nothing to do with my “penis” or what’s attached to it, otherwise you’d have a point

>>29246672
>>29246613
Estimated Primary Completion Date: February 2021

>>29246505
eventually VR
i dont have the proper webm to show it though

Baking.

if my stocks go down in value next week i think ill just end it all

>>29246562
Investing in memes exclusively, holding them for a week, panic selling the instant they dip, and then buying more memes
So far KTOS and SOXL are the only two long lasting champions, as I lost CCIV Friday when a stop loss order triggered

>>29246655
Based and esoteric pilled

>>29246746
Hngggggg monster girl island in VR

>>29246790
100 posts early?

>>29246703
>take accounting course in college
>take marketing courses in college
>take both micro/macro economics
>take American economics history from 18th century-20th century
Invest in your education

>>29246818
What happened to that guy that talked to crows for market advice? He actually had a good spread

>>29246552
Why though?

Post your wife when you make it

>>29243215

>>29246288
I hope CRBP is still crabbing at 3 a year from now and it's continued to be shilled nonstop.

>>29246655
I put 20k in CRBP after I saw it in a dream. Was briefly up 2x on it before it dumped back to $3. Still gonna hold

>>29246562
I take $1000
Split it up into $10
Throw it all in penny stocks with a sell limit for when it reaches 10x
Take those profits and put it in more penny stocks that will explode because of this bull run
Do this until I reach a million dollars

>>29246848
Sous vide bread.

>>29246655
On Tuesday I had a dream and the last thing I remember was someone said "correction" and the market dropped a bit over the next few days.

>>29246899
even trades memes are better than this advice

>>29246562
Wheeling pennystocks on reddithood
Lost out when NAK bombed and then 10xed my investment on MVIS
Up 80% since August so 6/10 bretty gud

>>29246899
>he thinks most college courses aren't scams

>>29245820
What could go wrong?

>>29245839
>the exact same shitpost for an entire week
actually I haven't made this variation before and I've only really been doing this since Wednesday :')

>>29246953

>>29245922
it smells like tuna, piss and shit.

>>29246562
>What is
>your strategy?
>strategy?
>strategy
I have a philosophical problem with that bullshit.
You either know what you do or you don't.
A strategy is a clearly defined process (or smth like that). That usually means that it's limited in complexity. Why would you reduce yourself to what a bot could do? The advantage of having an actual brain is that you're not limited to predefined criteria. I have something that could probably be considered a strategy but I could also say that I simply buy what I like and what I like is a result of logical deduction and my personal experience. Forget the whole strategy bullshit.

>>29246562
I buy stuff shilled by people that post cute anime girls

>>29247077
im sorry you get sloppy seconds you cuck

>>29247077
>t. Missed out on young love
>>29247092
B&r

Goddamnit every single motherfucking time I come to /smg/ on the weekends it's already at 200+ posts. I want to discuss the shit I've been researching and now I have to wait an hour or two. By which time I'll forget to check back and then the whole cycle will repeat.

>>29246931
>mfw am about to reply to this like a coomer with some booba but then realize my ideal wife is just someone that wants me happy and that I can make happy in return

>>29247082
This

>>29247082
You can't automate your gut feeling, yet you can build a strategy based on your guts.

COMPANIES WITH EARNINGS NEXT WEEK WITH HIGH VOLATILITY
DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH:
M
SQ
TOL
HYLN
JMIA
OSTK
TJX
TDOC
PLUG
MRNA
W
CLF
NTES
PZZA
CRM
SPCE
RKT
BYND
ETSY
WDAY
NKLA
ZS
CNVA
HPQ
DKNG
FL
AMC

>>29247092
what about tickers shilled by a lovable oaf?

Pump those penny stocks for me on monday, okay?

>>29247286
I don't know who this fat retard is

>>29246160
28th at the latest
so the first week of march would seem to be the dead line for any major CRBP gains for the time being

>>29247292
KTRA, PTN

>>29247334
same

we need some tinny posting in this bitch

>>29247209
just be yourself

>>29242780
BHS

>>29246912
Because they're clearly pump and dumps or billionaire piggybanks. If timed right, I think it could be possible to easily skim off the top. Especially Cayman Island IPOs meant to be pumped. Buy and hold a couple days and then dump before the billionaire can do their dump.

>>29244410
>>29244801
it will be a sell-the-news event

>>29247247
>yet you can build a strategy based on your guts.
Not sure, I might disagree but you could certainly build scanners and filters based on those things.
A huge CEO insider buy of a cheap low cap stock is mostly a good sign. Not always but mostly. You can certainly use that as a starting point.

>>29246931
filename not related

>>29247588
You think so? They seemed decent to long term with

i went from 5k to 100 in 1 week ama

>>29247256
live2d tech is unfair

>>29247741
you didn't forget the k after 100 did you

>>29247741
Fucking how?

>>29246562
Very short term swing trading. I use TA to find stocks with high upwards momentum. Usually I'll hold 5 to 10 stocks, for 1 to 3 days. Essentially I buy high, and sell higher. I average 5% to 10% a week. And my losses are usually very small even when the market is bearish.

>>29247801
no lum poster you read that correct
>>29247838
weekly gambles how can i get this back bros

>>29247741
How? Post pics pretty please.

>>29243377
>is IT a safe sector to be in?
Its shit and has been since 2000. Its basically talentless stagnation constantly trying to present stuff made in the 90s as new tech, 99.99% of IT these days is talentless brainlets who can barely write scripts and would never even have been hired in the 90s

>>29246160
28th on rare disease day. get in while you can

>>29247887
Weekly gambles on what?
Pic related?

>>29247721
I think so too.
CCIV has taken quite the hit (especially the warrants) in favor of GSAH. I haven't monitored the situation that much but there are a shit ton of lucid expectation players. I'd sell waaay before that. I'd re-enter on a sizeable dip. If it isn't Lucid (against all expectations) you should probably buy GSAH.

No no no no I'm not buying back into the CRBP scam for a 4th time.

I've bought calls and sold for a minor profit 3 times but I'm tired of my funds being tied up in this trash heap.

>>29247925
Already in at 2.08. Hope not all of the gains are erased when results come out

>>29247010
Based and exponential pilled. How much have you made so far?

>>29247286
There's nothing lovable about that mentally ill degenerate.

>>29247741
This shit is why i'm never touching options.

>>29247741
Will happen to me too with CRBP next week.

>>29247077
Feel bad for you dude

>>29248004
Fair dues anon, I actually forgot I had a stop loss on CCIV so I accidentally bailed Friday with a good profit so maybe it's for the best. I'll look into gsah though

>>29248006
bullish for CRBP. honestly i'd be worried if everyone here was hyped about it like before.

How’s UCO gonna do next week? Have calls

>>29248163
Lol.

>>29247256
Thank you for this, gave me a couple of ideas and a chubby erection, 9/10 post.

>>29247971
GTE calls, SQQQ puts, SNDL calls

>>29248207
Everyone hates CRBP. Lol. That's why I have to keep reminding them. Keep reminding them of what is going to happen.

>>29247887
I've seen people turn $80 into thousands. Just pray to the all powerful Vishnu and bountiful gains will come to you.

Why are you investing in stocks instead of stablecoin mirrors of stocks?

>>29247887
>>29248266
>options
lmao you fucking retard

>>29248207
I said that but I'm already debating buying some 4/16 7c

>>29248163
That's false, sir. Your 5k will go to $4950 next week.

>>29242752
Same reason why gambling is more profitable than investing, as long as you keep winning.

>>29248266
Oof. DUDEWEED claims more victims and the cycle of life continues

>>29248342
Because I'm far too busy spamming the N word

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>The vurgin /smg/ QRD
1st minute talking about work and landwhale
2, talking about what if i made it virgin fantasy
3, talking about ark, ark, and tqqq for investing
4. talks about johns superior product
5,talks about rads john's cawk
6,talks about his virgin intro he left out
7, talks about making another virgin song
8, says he hates the weekend but already said he loves friday because of the weekend
9, does a virgin impression that I couldn't make out
10, talks about his virgin neet habbits of eating...you know
11,Talks about being lazy and cooking
12. What are you going to do?
13. Talks about tai food and shitting
14, Talks about taking 2 shits a day at work
(I bet he doesn't use wetwipes) itchy
15.Sits in the toilet for his trades
16. Talks about his familys colon issues
17. Whisper talking about his shitty ass
18. Whispering about shitting 4 times a day
19. Talks about using laws in your favor( about shitting)
Wtf is this faggot talking about?
20. "Soak those restroom privledges up"
21. "Everyone needs a wrecked anus like mine"

22. Finally talks about stocks at 12:10
23. Bought NNDM and got wrecked but got MARA, dumped SOS, bought virgin ETFs because hes horrible.
24. Apologizes for being white
TLDR; Kid you are just rambling about nothing.

>>29248330
i actually turned 600 to 5k but now that has been wiped
>>29248355
it is possible only if you believe

>>29248369
>options

>>29248266
I am never never never NEVER going to touch options, jesus christ.

>>29248355
there's nothing wrong with using options sensibly, but weekly OTM calls on meme stocks and weekly SQQQ puts are not "sensible"

it wouldn't be unreasonable to have 1 LEAP for every 100 shares you own of a long hodl, you double your exposure without too much risk

>>29248487
learn risk management.

>>29248457
I’m the podcast anon and that was a fucking bit faggot I don’t even have a colon problem I just pretend to at work so I can pretend to shit 4 times a day.

Dominos Pizza?
Really?
Saw someone mention it and why the fuck haven’t they recovered from Sept? Seem like an awesome gap fill opportunity. Might unironically drop my SOXL and PLTR for DPZ. I need to do some more DD but damn..looks good

>>29247887
demon magic

>>29248521
>Shares

I'm trying to retire this century

>>29248266
what were your GTE calls?

>>29248523
he got what he deserved
he used fucking weeklies on memes
options are fine as long as you dont do weeklies and you dont do it on memes
NEVER DO IT ON MEMES

>>29248457
god i wish that was me

Buy INTV and invest in American crypto mining instead of Chinese.

>>29248624
you're right but everyone i've ever seen on the internet uses options isn't "sensible" about it. it's like a disease of the mind or something. idk if they start that way or if they start out sensible and go full retard over time, but i fear it's the later. you get that one big win, maybe two, and it just makes people crazy i think.

>>29248266
I have GTE 3/19 calls
What were you doing?

>>29242728
The banks make a habit of fucking up something between themselves so the Fed gives them more QE tendies

>>29247077
1/35 girls i slept with smelled like this.
Couldn’t fucking believe it.
Banged dozens of girls and all the sudden some bitch i fuck has the stankiest snatch ever. I didnt get my fsce anywhere close to that shit, if i smelled it before my dick went in I would have noped out.

Alright guise, is LE EBIN SILVER SQUEEZE happening? March futures look janky as hell. But I'm sure JPM and friends will do something about it.

>I have 4k in PHAG, because it sounds funny.

>>29248523
>Not buying high IV meme stocks to sell covered calls
Ngmi.

>>29248682
>I'm trying to live in poverty this century
FTFY, enjoy losing everything lmao

>>29248266
yowwwwwww most people dont realize options are properly used to hedge against losses and excessive risk. do not use them like fast moving gamble levers!

>>29246931

Already have her.

NEW
>>29248883
>>29248883
>>29248883
>>29248883

I want to practice shorting stocks. SQQQ, UVXY, top gainers. Anything I should beware of?

>>29248801
>>29248714
2/19 calls 1.5

>>29248888
Looks like a man to me

>>29248401
Now that's based

>>29248931
Fuck

>>29248888
That’s a man

>>29247256
if it dips after earning buy it
if it goes up after earnings maybe buy it

>>29248888
>that manly af jaw

>>29248846
>silver
>futures

>>29246931

>>29248624
don't discourage people from buying OTM weeklies please, its how I make my money.

>>29242752
Prices move more quickly because of low market cap and low float.

>>29248401
Why are you investing in stocks instead of stablecoin mirrors of stocks?

>>29249045
Yes?

>>29242800
1) blow off top after another wave of speculative frenzy that makes indexes go up 10%-25% each day
2) another black swan event like news of vaccines not effective at all or vaccine-resistant strains appearing.
3) passing of new regulations against retail trading