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29244780 No.29244780 [Reply] [Original]

>Make $650k in crypto
>Enough to retire in another country
>IRS:. NOT SO FAST

How can I withdraw my crypto money without them noticing or getting notified

>> No.29244822

>>29244780
Bump

>> No.29244924

>>29244780
get citizenship in a tax free country then open up a bank there. next withdraw your funds to that bank and boom you just legally avoided taxes

>> No.29244926

Do you mind living in a shithole country? If not, you’re in luck my friend!

>> No.29244951

Buy something on record and pump it.

>> No.29244974

>>29244780
I feel like Malta would probably let you live there but I’m not sure

>> No.29245039

>>29244780
I live in one of those tax free shitholes, just pay your taxes and stay where you are

>> No.29245045

>>29244780
put stablecoins on a yield farm and just pay income rates on what you cash out retard

you can get 10% apy stable pretty safely with ease, why would you ever sell your principle

>> No.29245081

>>29244924
He will get expatriation tax

Gonna have to face the music OP

>> No.29245104

>>29244780
>How can I withdraw my crypto money without them noticing or getting notified
what is OTC?

>> No.29245129

sell your crypto on localbitcoin or something
cash out in a bitcoin atm
buy drugs on deepweb with crypto and sell it in real life for fiat

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29245192

>>29244780

>> No.29245261

>>29245081
Not if he never comes bakc to his home country

>> No.29245287

convert to tether
cash out your tax free allowance into a savings/stocks account
cash out 1k a month to live on

pretty simple

>> No.29245340

>>29244780
Don’t reply to this fucking fed. Don’t give him any idea

>> No.29245540

>>29245045
where?

>> No.29245589

>>29244780
teehee i forgot my key

>> No.29245629

>>29245129
Ah yes the drug dealing reverse money laundering tactic

>> No.29245694

>>29244780
A lot of normies are going to flip when their $200 bags get taxed.

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29245746

>>29245261
this is it OP, you have to yolo it and say fuck it im gone, and fuck this place. I WANT MY CRPYTO GAINS UNTAXED

>> No.29245756

just call your bank and say that u sold some very valuable pokemon cards that ur grandma left u as a gift, gifts are tax free

>> No.29245833

>withdraw it all on ledger
>bag + shove in anus
>never return
>cash out wherever

>> No.29245866

Just move to whatever shitty country you like and never come back. It's that simple.

>> No.29246051

>>29244780
Buy BTC -> move to Kyiv, Ukraine -> withdraw in local company (don't withdraw everything at once)
you also can manipulate with money paying low taxes for making it "legal" for EU countries