/biz/ - Business & Finance

burry sold MO it is probably too late

dubs and I post my wife's big preggo milkers

How do you guys screen stocks? What am I supposed to look for if I want to go long?
Teach me your ways, moneymakers

Prove me wrong that CLF is unironically a good stock, especially for holding when there aren't any good ultra zoomer meme stocks.

>>29235557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNQtolJUiuQ

FOMO into FOMO

>>29235682
No thanks.

>>29235673

He also bought a bunch of shut furniture companies and have crabbed eternally. He is based but some of his picks don’t make sense

>shut up Nigger

Listen to the smartest Nigger in the world and Buy FRX

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CRBP SHILL. YOU SAID JAPAN NEWS IN SIX DAYS, SEVEN DAYS AGO. WTF ASSHOLE. EXPLAIN YOURSELF

i could of made so much money buying bitcoin miners...

>>29235799
lmaowned

AHHH THAT'S IT I'M ALL INNING ON SOXL I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE I DON'T WANNA BE POOR ANYMOOORE

Anyone still own NAT? Pic related. Simple as.

>>29235823
GEO CXW he knows

>>29235774

It’s unironically a value stock. The fact that steel futures keep rising proves it’s a long play. March should be lift off for steel producers not just $CLF

>>29235835
You can still buy them and become the great bagholder

>>29235770
I list all tickers then pick via random number generator. Then I run it again to decide options/buy/sell and price target

>>29235799
Kelsey and chekd
>>29235774
You get your DD from a tranny who still lives at his moms place in apt. 18

>>29235831
>6 more days
newfag detected

>tell Mr. Ocean he can keep all that money, inflation just made it worthless

>>29235785
>recently x2'd shitty penny stock.
No thanks.

>>29235835
I BFARF'ed and DMGGF'd my way to handsome gains last week.

Next week will be SOXL sucking and cupping the balls.

>>29235943
Based schizo

>>29235828
sorry i only buy stocks posted with cute anime girls

>>29235979
>FOMO into FOMO

BARF

>>29235926

Those private prison picks are even more baffling. I’m not sure what he’s seeing.

Are churches exempt from capital gains tax? Cause I'll literally start one if so.

>>29235799
Literally my greatest moment. Thank goodness I didn't go to work today.

>>29236108
>T. Just figured out why religion exists

>>29236076
>believing anything reported about an OTC stock
ngmi

>>29235348
>easy wins

such as...? care to give a few examples, or your current plays?

>>29236089
take into account the current political climate and the lockdowns, people will get mad, go crazy and cimp out. prisons needed, building a new (non-private) prison takes serveral years. also both are now probably undervalused af, just look at the lines.

>>29236075
I FOMO'd at 6.30. I'm screwed on Monday.

>>29236163
Well, what's the process for starting one? What sort of account do you need to be exempt? It should honestly be a top priority for any poster here to have their own church if this can be exploited.

>>29236108
Pretty sure you need at least 6-10 people/believers to start one.

Pill me on SOXL, why is everyone here buying it?

NKLA (10$ IPO): literal proven scam, no product, no sales, 6 BN MCAP.
stock price: 22$

HYLN (10$ IPO): real products, real infrastructure, prodigy CEO, 2.5 BN MCAP
stock price: 18$

?????????????

Bought these SNDL puts assuming meme shit will tank.

>>29236204
FOMO
Into
FOMO

SRAC/Momentus Space launch date is March 20th. down last week so good time to buy. do the needful sirs

>>29236292
We got at least 6 people right here and as far as I can tell there's no limit to how many churches you can be a member of...

Am I too late for AMRS and SOXL?

AMRS $400 End of 2024

>>29236204

>tfw CRSR AT 40

how fucked am I

>>29236292
>>29236108
>>29236163
Where can I sign up to be believer/founder of /smg/ism for tax free status

Is DGTW really cursed?

>>29235929
Suprised someone here thinks so too, was expecting nothing expect shit like >i...it's CLF tranny's stock, therefore bad!

>>29235955
No I don't, your inability to separate a billion dollar company with an autistic shitposter on one of 4chan's boards shows you know nothing about the company yourself.

>>29236286
>do DD on Scientology
That’s the latest cult turned religion in most recent decades

>>29236317
assuming no crash, semiconductors only go up. they're the most important part of literally every piece of technology that makes all of modern civilization run today.

>>29236415
I'm not starting a religion, I'm starting a church!

Doing another round of answering questions

Twitch

/clfbro

>canada
>no soxl
rip...

>>29236317
CEO knocked it out of the park on the latest earnings call. Apparently they fired every black and brown person, Whites and Asians only now.

>>29236408
Tranny lover. Go to Georgia to get your ass blasted by some neet who doxxed himself.

>>29236415
>Scientology
say what you will about how crazy the members are for what they believe, but that "church" makes a fuckton of money.

I hade CRBP pajeet so much.

>>29236317
Because next month most poorfags here will finally be able to sell covered calls on it
That is literally the only reason

t. poorfag

>>29236446
Why are all semiconductors mooning starting january? Doesn't feel good to buy into

>>29235682
Please do I love pregnant milkers

>>29236517
Your best bet are HUQ and HSU.

>>29236321
Why waste money on puts for a meme stock that's already so close to bottom? Seems like a bad gamble, the max profit isn't even good. You will lose so much to theta and IV crush if it just crabs for another week.

>>29236320
This is why I shill spacs. Free money. Bought NKLA at 10 and sold at 35, first lesson in greed should have sold at 90. SHLL/HYLN I was more conservtive. In at 17 out at 40. Current picks are CCIV, SRAC, SNPR, and PIPP because corruption. Probably getting into acev because some anon just shilled it to me and the price is nice

>>29236517
?????
nothing's stopping you from buying SOXL as a leaf

>>29236385

We're going to 50 bro. The world has changed. Work from home. School from home. Moving away from cities.

$40.80 here. Plan to buy every dip.

>>29236515

>>29236251

I want to believe they are gonna moon but my gf works in a jail. They are releasing lots of people. So public jails are pretty much revolving doors. No need to build more. Also there’s a documentary on how they shilled a private prison to a middle of nowhere town and got fleeced.

I’m not touching those stocks with a stick

>>29236607
*HQU

Pretty pissed off that I can't file my tax return because the TurboTax Robinhood 1099 feature is unavailable. I'd manually enter it, but the 1099 PDF is like 25 pages.

>>29236292
>>29236391
>DO YOU BELIEVE THAT ANON NEED A NEW CAR?!

>>29236589
basically all important electronics require semiconductors. as life goes on the demand for semiconductors will only increase.

>>29236560
What do trannies have to do with CLF being a good or bad stock?

>>29236698
We'd basically be making a religion about worshipping money.

>>29236014

>>29236732
right but they were needed in december too but every semiconductor started mooning in january for some reason

>>29236279
No way. This is a long term hold because they are uplisting to the NYSE.

>>29236743
have fun with the mentally disabled

It's still so surreal to think I'm gonna be a multi millionaire just from shit posted on 4chan

WAGMI everyone, I have top news, Bot Ocean algorithms will be Q2 2021

don’t use this trashbots that every fucker try to shill here

Don’t go for their ref links and etc, ths is STUPID SHIT

>>29236789
Not cute enough.

>>29236617
Nah I got this trust me

>>29236398
He who possesses the "crown jewel" must forever be burdened by ghouls. The wealth, however vast, is not worth it Anon...

>>29236617
Would selling cash covered puts to people on a meme so close to bottom be a better strategy?

>>29235984
Should I try for a third share before the split? They've been pretty fucking good to me

>>29236698
I WANT A NEW PRIVATE JET. CAN MY NEW LORD AND SAVIOR
>MONEY
SAVE ME AND GET ME WHAT I NEED???

>>29236796
>right but they were needed in december too but every semiconductor started mooning in january for some reason
Everybody finally figured out the inevitability

>>29236807
>bought at 12
>1.77 away from 52wk High

such heavy bags man, the tranny really tricked me!

>>29236934
Fine I will be taking your SOXL bags on monday

>>29236157
thanks for the gold kind stranger :P

>>29236876
selling puts on GME at like $10 might be worth it because of the high IV... But it's usually best to not do it on meme stocks. If you do you can do synthetic stock positions by selling puts and buying calls

>only reason you haven't left your job is because you could use the wagecash for capital gains tax

>>29236876
Stocks like SNDL can be wild though. I had a weekly put deep itm last week and on Friday morning could’ve made a nice profit but didn’t sell and ended up eating a small loss instead when it shot back up.

>>29235770
I'm still learning myself but one thing I can tell you is - don't just use P/E, earnings are easy to manipulate and you'll miss out on good opportunities. For commodities extractors, I like to use price/sales (since in a given subindustry, they're all selling the same thing), then separately look at debt/equity to make sure they're not overleveraged. Once I get some initial targets, I look over their quarterly reports and investor presentations to try to determine the real Net Present Value of the resources they have in the ground (small guys are better about reporting this than the big guys). Depending on the industries you're interested in, you might need to use different screens (though personally I'd always at a minimum screen out high-debt companies).

I think the key thing to keep in mind is that the financials of all these companies are readily available and picked apart by algos and people with screeners. I think to have any kind of edge, you need to understand the qualitative factors of what drives the performance of a given business. This also gives you some confidence to hold on, knowing what catalyst you are expecting to drive up future cash flow (and therefore hopefully the price).

>>29237011
Literally my worst moment, why didn't I go to work today.

>>29236951
then go to its house and suck its cock. here's a map it gave us.

>>29236876
I would think so. Even if you get assigned you can probably break even from a couple weeks of covered calls and then selling in the worst case scenario. SNDL specifically had some weird Reddit following too (they made a SNDL subreddit) so there's probably enough "diamond hands" such that it won't go completely to 0 quickly.

>>29235828
I made 35% and left. I'll buy back in when it dips

>>29237037
The dollars aren't all yours. Only the cost basis ones.

>>29235682
rollin

>>29236951

I’m at at $12 as well. This hunk of shit stock has taught me to be patient in the market

>>29236627
Am I too late for pipp? Government corruption is always a good buy

>>29237057
SNDL is weird too because they filed with the SEC the ability to sell off a billion dollars worth of shares. so basically any time it pumps they will dump it themselves

>>29237100
>I don't like an autistic shitposter on /biz/
>therefore a stock for a billion dollar company is bad.

He truly lives in your head rent free anon.

thoughts on SNDL and DNN? They got raped last week so maybe good time to buy? Also, NSAV penny seems to be a good one. i've 3xd on it. penny stock money, nothing to cum on the walls over. But still fun to watch which is why i like having a couple in the rotation.

First for S H A Q S P A C
Second for S H A Q S P A C 2.0
$FRX
$FRXB
To the moon, mein negrs!

>>29236317
I think SOXL is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills stonks and doesnt afraid of anything.

>>29237266

>>29236529
kek

>>29237176
I bought at 12. As with all spacs, your risk is limited. in this case the floor is 10. Im not concerned if it goes down to 10. I will just need to hold longer. My plan is to swing this from 12-15 range. It already hit like 14.

>>29237324
Give details on FRXB

>>29237179
Even if weed is legalized in the US there’s no way it’s going to let some leaf shit companies control the market. Tobacco is going to lobby and corner that market here.

My original PT for BFARF was 20$ but seeing it take off more than I thought before up-listing and q4 earnings has me thinking it might take off past that.

>you're deluded if you think commodities aren't rigged!!
How absolutely retarded and /pol/ tier do you have to be to think that supply and demand don't matter. The only thing the rich hate more then the poor is other rich people, if commodities such as oil are price manipulated then that is only because there is a large enough economic advantage in artificially manipulating supply and demand to make it worth the short term monetary loss, ala Russia and Saudi flooding the market with cheap oil to bankrupt US fracking.
You're actually unironically retarded if you don't understand that supply and demand controls the market first and manipulation comes second, and this is why you will always be poor. Corruption and manipulation are secondary forces to economic laws such as supply and demand and time value of money which are primary market forces. If the game was rigged too heavily, other countries would simply not fucking play the game. Like any drug maximum profit comes from subsidizing the introduction stage and absolutely gutting them on the addiction stage, while keeping them just fair enough they come to you and don't try to find another solution.
Hence why the argument that wealth inequality drives down consumer ability to purchase oil products is a valid argument, if oil went to $500 a barrel the majority of consumers would simply reduce their consumption to match their maximum budget for such products, the alternative would be continuing to consume oil at the same pace they have been and in turn they would go broke within a week and starve to death. Congrats, your $500 barrel of oil was immensely profitable for one quarter but your lifetime earnings have decreased 85%. Oops.
If consumers CAN NOT pay, they WILL NOT pay.
Supply and demand is THE PRIMARY market force above all others. Go read ANY economic literature and you will see that. We derive EVERY OTHER economic law from the presumption of supply and demand.

>>29237274
Please don’t buy SNDL

>>29237515
Tobacco doesn't have to l=money to buy out american businesses.
>TCNNF
>GBTIF
>CURLF
are bigger than big tobacco

>>29237517
So it's not too late to get in?

Wall Street Charging Bull sculptor Arturo Di Modica dies aged 80
It's over

Funny story a guy at work voted for biden but when i shilled him PIPP he said wont invest in hunter biden because of the corruption concerns. Half of the fun owning PIPP is being able to tell faggot democrats in my social circle who know im conservative that im investing in corruption.

>>29237424
Thanks anon, figure I'll make a move by Wednesday

>>29237675
*saves your bull market*

>>29237179
Well their next warrant issue is for an exercise price of $1.50 per share, so I think they're getting smarter about it at least.

>>29237597
I really don't see how those three companies couldn't be bought up by PM, which I remind you currently has a 133 billion dollar marketcap.

>>29237675
Is this a sign for next week

>>29237675
bullish

chilling

>>29237743
*gets gored*
how brave...

>>29237439
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001840161/000121390021010387/fs12021_forestroadacq2.htm

>>29237743
mumu needs sacrifices

>>29237693
i hold 120 shares myself

>>29237693
Is there a date for when it gets options? I'm tempted to go in for 100-200 shares, but I don't want a SPAC with no options since those make bank once it starts to move.

>>29237760
yea I dont really get it. over diluting your stock by that much is not a smart play for the company. its basically just gutting itself once all that cash is gone. and it will get gone soon judging by how greedily the ceo is fisting his own cash cow.

So is it true that someone went to John's airbnb and threatened him? Did he make a post about it?

How much of my portfolio should consist of Bitfarm if I'm not afraid of volatility, can hold for months if necessary and like fat gains?

>>29237743
What are the symbolical implications of a little girl bravely standing up against a positive market?

>>29235594
I still have no real idea what cryptos are and I'm too lazy to learn about it. I'll just stick to stocks.

>>29236897
>For every DOLLAR yo INVEST in da CHURCH... You get a bottle-o-Nestle™ Holy Water®...
>NOW you pour that Holy Water® onto yo bills and all yo market losses and throw them all ways BECAUSE DEM COLLECTORS AIN'T COMIN'

>>29237743
fuck this brat

>>29237869
>still hasn't done anything
Will it ever?

If a girl has agreed to meet on a date but doesnt reply to a follow up question I asked until two days later, it means she got dicked by chad in the mean time, right?

>>29237939
However much you're okay with losing overnight, or over a weekend.

>>29237274
DNN is still a hot buy up until mid March. I have no faith in SNDL though, I feel like it peaked and you are at best hoping for random highs with no real target in sight. But quite a few people still endorse it, so there's that.

>>29238030
Maybe she's just busy
Does she look or act like a Stacy?

>>29238030
she probably already was beforehand

>>29238030
Yes

>>29235823
>people moving to suburbs
>people buy furniture
>people can't see ahead

makes sense

>>29238030
Chad's don't worry about that kind of thing. Show up for the date, if she's not there then whatever. On to the next one.

>>29238030
Probably not but you need to meet up ASAP

If the market doesnt open RIGHT NOW I will kill myself

>>29237764
They wouldn't be able to afford it without getting rid of high commodity assets. I just checked their 10K. They are in some serious debt. Over 10Million while their earnings are only netting 8 million. At this rate they won't even be able to buy a ladder to get out of this debt.

>>29238017
If it did something then everyone here would be complaining that it's being shilled after it did something.
>>29238030
Depends how on the spectrum your question was.

>>29237889
Cant help you on that one buddy. Im a newfag to investing and after 500%ing my portfolio (thanks to biz) last year Im just about ready to take the leap into them. Honestly I wish biz did more to shill them but cant be spoon fed everything. Figure i just need to jump in the pool to learn how to swim.

>>29238017
Look how long it took CCIV to pop. over 6 months. PIPP just went live in January. This is the accumulation phase. we still got 4-6 more months before lift off.

>>29238124
Here you go anon!
https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

http://www.stocksequity.com/active-stocks/hot-stocks-alert-corbus-pharmaceuticals-holdings-inc-nasdaqcrbp-with-the-stream-of-3-45/

Reasons why CRBP is a good options play


>Beta is a measure of the volatility, or systematic risk, of a security or a portfolio in comparison to the market as a whole. Beta is used in the capital asset pricing model (CAPM), which calculates the predictable return of an asset based on its beta and predictable market returns. Beta is also known as the beta coefficient.

>A beta of 1 indicates that the security’s price moves with the market. A beta of less than 1 means that the security is theoretically less volatile than the market. A beta of greater than 1 indicates that the security’s price is theoretically more volatile than the market. After a recent check, beta value for this stock comes out to be 2.24. A statistical measure of the dispersion of returns (volatility) for CRBP producing salvation in Investors mouth, it has week volatility of 15.56% and for the month booked as 17.77%. Regardless of which metric you utilize, a firm understanding of the concept of volatility and how it is measured is essential to successful investing. A stock that maintains a relatively stable price has low volatility. When investing in a volatile security, the risk of success is increased just as much as the risk of failure.

>The volatility value is used by the investors for various reasons and purposes in measuring the fundamental price change and the rate of variation in CRBP’s price. The ART is a specific type of indicator, which is capable of weighing up stock volatility in the financial markets effectively.

>>29238087
No she seems like a good girl, she wants to be a teacher for kids with special needs. And she apologized too and said she was excited to see me and asked a question in return. Will I make it?

>>29238112
I will sir

>>29238121
I know bro

>>29238104
See below

>>29238089
She is a good girl bro

>>29238030
>WHAT WAS THE QUESTION YOU ASKED?

>>29238030
20/80
She probably didnt fuck a guy that fast. If so, why are you dating whores?
If dating whores, why do you care they are whores?
Women, like stocks, you need to understand what type of underlying you are looking for before you go shopping for one.

>Buy everything with unchanged fundamentals during pink wojack days.
>FF next day
>made profits
>sell and sit in boomer stocks until next pink wojack days.
When does this stop being so easy bros?

>>29238328
Just what she does for a living

>>29238267
Hi. Someone please read this.

>>29238253
I know it sounds jewish but scalping preannouncement spacs is a good way to earn a living without having to work from the sweat of your brow

>>29238496
>>29238267
begone pajeet

>>>/wsg/3800185

>>29236780
Judaism already exists though...

>>29238413
that didn't come up on the first date? the first appropriate question you ask after two days of not texting is
>when are we going to do that again?
game recognizes game; and you are looking kind of unfamiliar.

>>29238496
But everyone here said options are scary and will make me broke so I hide from options

>>29238554
Uh oh. White cum vampire going to grab his AR-15 and shoot up the Walmart! Everybody duck!

cmg is open for comfy bros.

>>29238496
tl;dr

>>29238291
>Will I make it?
I'd say yes but then I realized we're on /smg/ so actually no you're ngmi.

>>29238602
Options are fine as long as you buy high underlying beta stocks on value plays which have tanked recently. CRBP fits those criteria perfectly.

>>29238568
irritating

https://youtu.be/V6FDPS-78WU?t=395
Get your damned dirty hands off my UTZ.

>>29238759
Pendent pattern breakout bro.

>>29238598
We havent been on a date before, we just agreed to meet on monday and I asked her that because she wanted to meet at 12 am which was a early time and I assumed she didnt work so I asked that

>>29238729
So are you. May we find eternal peace in death

OP here, nevermind I figured it out, thanks

When should I be buying puts on these meme stocks? I'm worried that I'm going to time this shit wrong

>>29238568
I really hope people just follow these idiots mindlessly and try to replicate what they just saw

>>29238568
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a moment lmao, I feel like its ironic
>Santa Cruz hoodie
We all know this white kid

>market gains from buying the crash can now be harvested at Long Term Capital Gains rates

How will the market react?

>>29237743
>>29238001
>>29238030
Speaking of feminism being based as hell, how much should I invest on women using an algorithm to never have to encounter an incel ever again, via Wolf-Herd's dystopian BMBL?
>Self-made woman
her wikipedia is hilarious

>>29238017
>Will it ever?
how deep down the SPAC-hole do you want to go?
There is a time-limit on these, and a cycle to ride. This might be too hot to ever bring anything to market, and if it flops everyone cashes out at $10/share and some people let the warrants ride

>>29237597

Bro, $MO owns chronos. Big tobacco is already making its move

weed bro where are you
peddling LIES to the masses,
YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

>>29238917
That dating website looks like narccicism hell. Automatic redflag just from using it.

>>29237743
>mfw the absolute hubris of this statue
>SJWs always do the same
>and then they are surprised they get hurt

>>29238568
wait I can borrow $100k if I enable margins? FUCK YA DUDE I'm getting more crbp stocks on monday

>>29238568
>7% profits
>Tfw that's all I've seen lately

>>29238108

white people unironically love IKEA more than his shit furniture pics. He bought an officer furniture company during a pandemic. Everyone is at home.

Absolute garbage foresight on his part.

i got about 1000$ to do something wreckless with

bitfarms or palantir? thinking bitfarms short term, dump it and buy palantir regardless of it's princes in a month

>>>/wsg/3801121
Lel

>>29238937
stocksgonewild
>https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profile.aspx?user=74872

>>29238917
>mutually beneficial
I may sound like a commie for this but this is peak late-stage crapitalism

>>29239059
oh also applied for a job a couple of hours ago so if crbp fails I have something to fall back on. always have a backup plan. there's a tip for you young fellas

>>29238964
That's not a dating website
That's an escort website

Making min wage and putting in $100 a month into stocks right now. Also in college but not using student loans. Can I yolo the student loans into stocks?

>>29239107
PLTR is going to dump as soon as Reddit looses interest and crab for a time before it goes up to at leas 40 USD

So when do we get to buy NiggerSPAC2? Cant find a date anywhere.

>>29239059
based
>>29239174
cringe

>>29239185
lol never mind, I revert my opinion then lol

>>29239206
>Can I yolo the student loans into stocks?
is this the top?

>>29235682
>first reply dubs
>1 post by this ID
That’s gonna be a niggerino from me

>>29239185
>WHATA THE DIFFERENCE

>crbp still under 3
I've been memed, haven't I?

putting 100 a month in stocks instead of consooming is very good and better than what 60% of millenials and zoomers do. That second part is retarded though lmao

why are some people like this

>>29239379
yeah. i memed you. lol. fools. idiots.

>>29239379
>goes straight for western europe
>ignores balkan shithole
based

>>29238335
I assume pink wojack day was Thursday, the drop was pretty hard.
I could try doing that, but I fear I might just hit first of the few red days.

>>29239280
That's literally where scoops bought his stripper gf lol

>>29239521
I'm getting my wife's son a Corbus Pharmaceuticals a little shirt he can wear along with my CRBP shirt.

>>29239224
Do you actually think reddit has any power regarding a stock that has fucking 1 billion float?

>>29239224
reddit never lost interest in TSLA, it's not the next TSLA but for some reason it has attracted the same type of consistent hype.

>>29239297
You need to go debt maximalist if you ever want to make it bro

>>29239644
not necessarily but the buzz around them may have

Here’s WTFWT #2 if you want to listen to it frens.

https://youtu.be/tpmKJBmFjJM

>>29239386
you need to make more money anon. All this miserly talk makes me think you might be jewish. Have you done a dna test to make sure? Im currently planning a month long vacation for december. My r8 is being washed by the hardest working detail beaner this side of this mississippi, and I just fucked my stay at home asian wife whose pussy is so tight her hips dislodge when i stick my dick in her. like a snake choking on a chicken. how much do you think these memories are worth? Time is your only asset. stop wasting it

>>29238917
Bumble is just Tinder but the woman says “hey” first instead of second.

I’m never going to recover from this

>>29239781
Tinder for chads lol

>>29239268
what if it's a job a tsla

90% pump and dump bullshit here. I prefer reliable gains for medium term holds of at least a few weeks. Pic related.

>>29235799
You bastard

>>29239887
Would you be the office janny at TSLA?

>>29239832
it's more like a sugardaddy app lol

>>29239961
Same LMAO

>>29239940
Are these all the stocks on your portfolio? How large in $ value is your portfolio?

>>29235799
COOMERS AND BOOBA POSTERS BTFO!

>>29239940
>SPCE
>reliable gains

>>29239940

>BB
>NOK
>SPCE
>PLTR
>reliable gains for medium term holds

this is bait right? You picked every reddit meme stock you could find.

>>29239940
>PLTR
>SPCE
>NOK
>BB
>I prefer reliable gains for medium term holds of at least a few weeks
uhm... make that months. at least 12 of them

>>29239940
>NOK bag holder

>>29238554
This is an Indian board you fucking randi. Buy CRBP or be left behind

Hope you bought DGTW

>>29238964
>>29239185
>>29239362
yeah
is there a fetlife for the fetish of just being nice to eachother and pretending you enjoy watching my anime bullshit and we just try and make eachother feel good about ourselves and improve our futures together for a time?

>>29239155
>I may sound like a commie for this but this is peak late-stage crapitalism
no, you sound like another genius trying to call a top in the middle of a trend
you think things are done getting cyperpunk-capitalist because there's been such a strong trend towards degeneracy? No no, things can continue getting worse.

Don't play the reversal with conviction, just play the trend. Momentum is increasing.

>>29239781
you underestimate AI and what humans will do to eachother if the burden of blame is removed. (Don't get carried away with Milgram, but that's one hell of an experiment)
basically:
>>29239832

>>29237743

>>29236321
This is a retarded play and you are inherently going to lose money even if the stock continues to go down.

Retards shouldn’t have money.

Sooo, for how long penny stock will be pumped yet?

>>29238732
what does beta even mean, i only care about delta

>>29239940
>OLN
Olin was very good to me. Bought it in August when it was cheap and everybody was freaking out about riots and ammo shortages.
Sold it recently for a nice 180% gain. Only wish I had bought more.

>>29240115
Dumbo.
>>29240283
Beta is essentially a measure of how asymmetrical your returns can be on options. A beta of 1 indicates that the security’s price moves with the market. A beta of less than 1 means that the security is theoretically less volatile than the market. A beta of greater than 1 indicates that the security’s price is theoretically more volatile than the market.

>>29240224
what is this based on anyway? the bull has a history and is rooted in the culture of wall street. the statue is sort of an alice in wonderland or daved vs goliath scene but what the fuck is it even based on? It's been beaten to death that it's a stupid statue but really, wtf is the history or story behind the girl outside of just trying to ruffle feathers?

>>29239059
>more stocks

I am going to piss into my own mouth (drunk) if CRBP finishes over $4 this week.

>>29235774
Large commodity stocks with ten-billion-dollar market caps are solid choices but really boring when compared to silver small caps.

>>29240410
You still didnt do it the last time CRBP went to 4$

Shill me some SPACs, I want to get rich

>>29240382
Its a phallic reference to women's desire to be dominated by a big bull, no shit, look it up

>>29240483
I never made the promise at a price of $4.

>>29240410
Don't worry, you're safe

>>29240382
There's no deep meaning behind it. It's just dude women lmao

>me precisely 1.5h after selling my CRBP stocks @ $8

>>29240346
>NOK bag holder.

>>29240554
I don't want that in my google search results

>>29240588
>me after CRBP fails it's trial and I sell at $1.7

>>29240554
>looked it up
>the little girl has ahegao
It's real what the FUCK

>>29240722
kek

Next week I will sell my ANVS at 150$ a piece.

DNN shall teach me patience, March will be our month

>>29240463
Heinrich, no need to shill this hard, you can relax at least on a weekend.

>>29240722
did that physically go up him? lmao OUCH WOOF YIKES et cetera

>>29235799
B-B-BASED

>>29240410
4? You promised 8!

Fish and chips or mexican food bro’s?

>>29240722
>fail it's trial

My parents just asked me about crypto. This is the top

>>29240889
CRBP will eventually go to 8+, but I will being the mouthpissing at $4 if it finishes above that the next trading week.

>>29240891
Mexican. What would I give for a proper burrito rn

>>29240891
mexican food

>>29240891

>>29240891
fish and chips if its good fish and chips

>>29240908
>he sold CRBP before its Lupus trial results come out this month

>>29240891
I'm the OP, and I say get a Yucatan Chicken Burrito

>>29236694
Is it just temporarily unavailable? This is the first year I've ever had to do taxes with capital gains and I'm a little intimidated.

>>29240891
fish and chips and like 3 tacos.

>>29240891
Fish tacos.

>>29240891
where do you live

>>29240761

>>29241064
>I'm the OP, and
who cares

whats going to happen to gevo
im scared bros

>>29240657
Why not, anon?

>>29235926
>>29236089
>>29236677
>>29235823
If you look at his past stock picks, he invest in the most riskiest company's that are going out of business and might merge or turn over a new leaf. All his past picks were wrong (declined, delisted, etc)

>>29241115
Why are modern women like this? Impossible that they were always this way, their grandmothers would turn in their grave.

>>29240816
>150$ a piece
that would make me so happy

Did i miss the boat on FTCH?

I bought ROLLS ROYCE

>>29240944
fuck u bhenchod mother of fuck cunt
You already promised once that if CRBP closed above 3.40 (closed at 3.41 that day btw) you would piss in your mouth, and you failed to deliver.

>>29241313

>>29240841
no, its a trick chair

>>29241313
Everyone is as awful as you let them be. Women seem worse because of higher expectations.

>>29241452
Okay I will give u credit, u definitely do remember. I flaked out of that one. I was too nervous to piss on camera, I am shy about that when people watch me. So I will get drunk next week and piss in my mouth if CRBP finishes over $4 on any of those trading days.

>>29241547
>This creature votes

>>29241580
Thats kinda hot

>>29240841
How low is your IQ? If that had physically went up his ass he'd be internally bleeding and he'd probably fall on the floor out of pain.

>>29241393
why though? 11.5B market cap yet the stock price is less than $1.50. that beer is some low strength diluted down to water shit.

>>29241115
those hands make me think that's a man
my troon platoon detector is going off
that's a MAN baby

are there any other *healthy* TSXV penny stocks like BITF.V or GSI.V that are profitable and (were) reasonably valued? Numbers actually made sense on those but i need another opportunity, I have like $1K cash leftover that's just losing value

it seems incredibly difficult to find pennyshit that's actually making a profit. I just want shit like that since there's lower risk for them diluting shares

>>29241620
And so the contract is sealed.

>>29241633
>...for communism
Fixed

>>29241788
buy CRBPajeet good sir
do the needful needful

>>29241704
You'd be surprised how far you can walk while gushing blood internally
t. Disease that causes me to bleed internally.

>>29241857
Okay. So be it. Let's hope the Lupus results come out soon.

>>29241547
>replies to a post about "modern women" with a picture of a nigger ape
niggers aren't people
you might as well post a picture of a literal bitch dog

>>29240520
>>29230096 and Forest Road Acquisition Corp. II which is will also be known as ShaqSPAC2

>>29241547
hot

>>29236694
>filing taxes this year after the government was stolen and democratic election was defrauded

ngmi

>>29241788
>low risk
>healthy
>no share dilution
>penny stocks

>>29241885
this
patience sirs, soon we will be rewarded

>>29241922
>t. Disease that causes me to bleed internally.
Being a tranny is a mental illness, not a disease.

>>29241238
I don't even know what to search
>results for: phallic reference to women's desire to be dominated by a big bull
Looks like it's just an endless hole of academic nonsense
>Hegemonic Penile Discourses and Continuities in Penile Conceptualizations
help me out

>>29240108
>he doesnt own any WSB etf
kek, not even kidding it real

>>29241070
i dunno about robinhood, but in general, assuming turbojew or whatever other software imports your 1099-B it's pretty simple. if not you gotta type that shit in by hand, transaction by transaction. pretty fuckin gay.

>>29242025
Do trannies bleed externally or internally? Think about it logically, their "vagina" is an inverted penis so technically it's external.

>>29242048
it was taken from bowling green kentucky and moved there, the artist of the bull was correct that it was just a way of profiting off of his work. he is having it moved. it's pretty sad all the woman artist could do was piggy back off the male artist that designed the bull. apparently he is pissed because he wanted the bull to show something positive and when they placed the girl there it's like wtf....so now his work is killing a little girl? lol

>>29242048
first result on google you illiterate nigger

アヘ顔(アヘがお)は、表情の一種で、快楽の波に押されて自我を失った場合などに見られる。 主に快楽への敗北、屈服の合図として使われる。 アヘっとした表情だからアヘ顔。わかりやすいね。

>>29241982
what part of profitable don't you understand

>>29242170
It's internally because the jewish doctor scoops out a chunk of their flesh and then squishes their mutilated penis inside of it where it bleeds and festers.

>>29241885
that kind of cashburn is exactly what i fucking hate, if they don't get any news/development, they'll just keep diluting stock to get by
that's why bioshit is a gamble with that kind of lame built-in theta burn

>>29242268
>profitable
>low risk
pick one, faggot

>>29241982
amazon was worth around 2 dollars between 1990 and 2000.

>>29238838
>meet at midnight

>>29242170
Both. Some need a colostomy bag because they use colon lining for a part of the "(((""vagina"")))"". If that goes wrong(and it does often) they need an artificial asshole.

>>29242179
>>29242205
I am aware of the statue and of the parody drawing, it sounded like anon had more to say about context

>>29242394
yes, youre a virgin arent you

>>29242367
oh so you just don't know shit, why are you even replying dumbass

Someone bake

>>29242447
the contexts is amerimutts are braindead coomers and they see a bull and the first thing that pops into their head is BBC BIG BLACK BULL COOM COOM INTERRACIAL KEKOLD PORN COOM OH YEAH BABY COOM BLACK PENIS COOM

>>29241935
I will not hold it against you if you decide against it desu.
If you end up being right, I don't want you to be eternally mocked here.
I would only want you mocked if you end up wrong.

>>29242375
Quick! How many $2 no name stocks are out there? If you invest in them all at least ONE will be sure to balloon just like Amazon did!

>>29242556
CRBP next Amazon confirmed

>>29242513
u.

>>29242652
>>29242652
>>29242652
>>29242652
baked

>>29239206
>Can I yolo the student loans into stocks?
That's a fantastic idea, go do it. Stocks only go up after all :)

>>29242294
How fucked in the head do you think a penis inversion doctor is?
>>29242422
>Some need a colostomy bag because they use colon lining for a part of the "(((""vagina"")))""
Imagine the smell.

>>29242720
>Imagine the smell.
Imagine the pain.

>>29242556
Great plan, we need an new ARK someone tell Cathie.

>>29239206
>Can I yolo the student loans into stocks?
yes you can
if you do it right like me then you'll be graduating debt-free

>>29241724
in clown market that's a strong buy

>>29242493
>you don't know shit
says the guy with a grand to his name. pathetic

>>29242927

>>29242815
Unironically getting student loans, never going to school and instead investing that money is the safest and smartest option. No work to be had even if you did have a good degree.

>>29243195
and with unkie biden forgiving all student loan debt, you're nothing but green!

>>29241393
BASED, WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>>29242927
dumbass, it's leftover cash in my chequing account because im negative cash
fuck you!!