/biz/ - Business & Finance

Remember to buy right at 31 minutes from this post even if you plan to sell most of your stack
It can be just a little
We’re just gonna spike this price at once

Keep this thread alive until then
This is not financial advice

>>29234941
>>29235083
Oh look it is artfag talking to himself in his threads again. Hahahahaha what a dumb faggot.

>id
Damn yeah I did sell 3+ BTC but I’m about to buy back in at 29 minutes from this post

>>29234941

>pump btc
>goes up 0.4%

>>29235196
>HEY STOP FUDDING UP MY SCAM I WORKED HARD TO TAKE THESE IDIOTS’ MONEY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SLEEP I GET BETWEEN DOING EVERYTHING AS ONE MAN WHILE LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE MANAGING THIS WHOLE THING BY MYSELF TO MINIMIZE THE ATTACK VECTORS THAT WILL COME UPON ME ONCE I PULL THE RUG AND POWERFUL PEOPLE FIND OUT I PLAYED WITH THEIR MONEY I HAVE A SEVEN FIGURE NET WORTH IN MY 20S DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE AN ERC20 TOKEN I WAS BORN IN THE 90S TAKING MONEY FROM BOOMERS AND ZOOMERS ALIKE FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD I AM INTELLIGENT I AM GOD I WORK HARD HOW DARE YOU FUD MY LAZY SCAM I AM NOT LAZY I MANAGE TEAMS OF SHILLS WHILE ALSO KEEPING UP RELATIONSHIPS WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET IN ON MY SCAM LIKE SUSHISWAP WHILE ALSO BUYING THOUSANDS OF FAKE ACCOUNTS ON MEDIUM TWITTER AND DISCORD THIS WASN’T EASY THIS ISN’T EASY BUT THIS IS A DOG EATS DOG WORLD AND I AM GOING TO MAKE IT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FUDDDINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baoman please, you’re embarrassing yourself.

>>29235315
Speaking of embarrassing holy shit you are cringe. That's sort of expected from an art faggot who draws sonic cartoons all day.

>>29235538
You can do better than that, Baoman.
Try this track next time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii9XxJJKliQ
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$250 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

>>29235716
I'll let the art faggot bump where you can purchase bao and read the FAQ/docs.

https://www.bao.finance/

>>29235787
Yes, do read BAOman’s docs. They unironically say the following:
>Don’t buy my product. I’m gonna take your money.
>Do your own research. Projects like these inevitably result in rugpulls.
>If you can’t tell I’m about to rugpull you then you’re too unintelligent to invest in this project.
>I don’t need to publish the source code because you should be smart enough to infer that it’s because I’m about to rugpull you.
>If you think I’m going to put this on Binance and not rugpull you, you’re stupid because I’m going to rugpull you.
>I did it with http://kimchi.finance and I’m doing it with http://bao.finance and I don’t bother to change the two sites because I literally don’t give a fuck and I’m already making it as clear as possible that I’m going to rugpull you.
>Read the whitepaper. It says it right there. I am going to rugpull you.
>Stop reading 4chan. It will make your emotional state less docile. I need you to remain okay with the fact that I am going to rugpull you.
>I’m going to rugpull you before March 1st. Stop asking questions.
>I literally cannot fathom how fucking stupid you are to buy this. I have literally told you how many fucking times that I am going to take your money, and you do it anyway. How fucking stupid can one person be? I outright told you eleventeen thousand eighty-hundred bajillion ninety-nonillion BAOzillion times that this is a scam. And you have the audacity to ask a question _after_ giving me your money? Do your own research next time, I beg of you. I speak for your wallet and your “crypto” career. Get out for good. Crypto is not meant for you.
>Pulling rug in 5... 4...... 3......... 2.............

>>29236100
Mhm.

https://www.bao.finance/

Schizo conversing with himself on two IPs. Take your meds.

>>29235315
this is terrible fud and you're a faggot