/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29233871
He finds the Rauru to save zelda.

>>29233871
Block number

solves the lambo problem

>>29233871
It allows you to "link in".

>>29233871
Let me help you anon:
>I'm not really sure, I bought a few hundred dollars worth of bitcoin a while back but it was too risky so I sold everything. I own no cryptocurrency, and I wouldn't recommend you buy any.

>>29233871
Make it sound as complicated as possible

>>29234235
this unless you really like your father and hes smart enough to not tell anyone

>>29234235
This

wow, who told you about these alts? This is trash dude, don’t believe those assholes
if you wanna get income use your brains and follow yield farming
I participated in metalex and they made a new system, a guarantee of x3 APY

>>29233871

It's a .json parser

>>29233871
Reply with

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>29233871
send him this picture

>>29234608
Haven’t seen this one before, based

>>29234608
Kek, all this describes in Link taking NEET cash and keeping it in Sergey's bank account.

>>29234608
lmfao
These rare gems are the reason I still hang on 4chan. I love you faggots.

Helps me finally afford an iPhone

Go up

>>29233871
So you're telling me this project has confirmed ties to the banking cartel (Iso 20022 compliant, just in time for the Psd2 directive), the cream of the crop of global legal firms and institutions as well as some of the biggest tech companies in the blockchain space focused on the soon to be mass adopted enterprise level smart contracts such as consensys, Microsoft, IBM, docusign, Intel and Digital Asset and that the solution to the oracle problem which it is aiming to solve is essentially the God protocol as described by the creator of the smart contract concept himself, ie one of the main pillars of the fourth industrial revolution and the backbone of the future blockchain infrastructure (10% of global GDP in less than 10 years) that will allow massive automation of post trade processing, thus saving all the biggest markets such as derivatives, logistics and insurance possibly trillions in saving, AND its the only project of its kind due to its blockchain agnostic and decentralized nature and has the first mover advantage, but despite all these confirmed facts it's being largely ignored by the crypto community, although it has gone up from 120 to 45 ranking in a bear market with no marketing just in a couple of months, simply because a dozens of dedicated autistic neets down vote every possible clue about it on reddit and ACTIVELY fud their own investment instead of shilling it, because they're the only ones who realized this revolutionary project would basically replace all the lawyers with neet nodes where 1 link needs to be worth at least 5k usd in order to be sufficient collateral for the quadrillion derivatives market, the same neets who first called btc and eth when no one was taking crypto seriously and have harnessed the power of weaponized autism and meme magick to put Trump in the white house? Do you realize how delusional and insane that sounds? Personally I'm all in.

>>29233871
produce wealth

>>29233871
Ever heard of frogomancy?

>>29233871
Redeemable for a large number 1 meal from McDonald's

>>29233871
It opens opportunities son, in the future we can create smart contracts that can collateralize tokenized loli piss.

>>29233871
It is one of the most stable of stablecoins.

>>29233871
it does nothing

Take a look at Baex (#baex), wanna know your opinion about this platform. They offer various toolslike crypto/fiat, NASDAQ, Microsoft, Disney, tesla indices, and I think about using it. Is it hard to get money with binary ?

>>29234307
I do, I tried to explain but he hasn't responded

>>29234397
saved.
its beautiful anon

>>29233871
>What do I say?
just don't tell him about the Saturn connections

>>29233871
"talks to the customer so the engineers don't have to"

Guess you could say he... linked up...

>>29233871
it goes down since its utterly worthless

At least he's interested. My brother mined bitcoin back in 2012-2013, never sold and has been holding 50+ or so since, and I've made a decent amount that my father knows about for both of us. Instead he just sits around the house all day basically waiting to die and telling people he's holding off for claiming pension so he'll get more. Boomers are narcissistic smooth brainers, there's no helping them.

>>29233871
its an oracle protocol, so it hashes indexed information from centralized authorized networks into tokenized smart contracts for decentralized nodes of user based liquidity pools

>>29233871
Tell him it does nothing

Massive sell signal

>>29234608
>Link is a racket
True

>>29233871
It convinces low IQ retard it is much bigger than it actually is and keeps them hooked with just enough promises while never actually providing anything to keep them hooked

>>29235377
Imagine willingly telling any family member that you are mentally ill and that your special coin has be chosen by the gods and you've been chosen too and it has been confirmed because the ref number of one particular post on the forum you like to go to to talk about it with your Internet friends had repeting 7s.

>>29233871

Its a um... decentralized... meaning its run on a distributed, censorship resistant network... but its a decentralized oracle... and oracle is what can uh... tell you what something in the real world is... like what the price of a dollar is... but it tells the app in the decentralized network.. like for example... there is a thing called maker D-A-O... what that does is makes a token that is always $1 called D-A-I... so it needs to know how much ETH is... ETH is that one cryptocurrency I was telling you about... LINK tells makerdao how much ETH is so that DAI can be $1... if that makes sense... and it does a lot of other stuff like for gambling and other stuff.

>>29235377
checking a 42 Saturn post.

>>29234900
based

>>29236079
Its kinda impressive that 42 has somehow not be right a single time just like uncle
These trip faggots attention whore constantly so you'd think they'd be right at least sometimes...

Dad, it's like bitcoin but when it was $32, it'll probably go up like bitcoin too just look at the chart

>>29236146
What did he predict that was wrong?. It's your own fault your impatient

>>29236071
imagine...

>>29233871
Funny digital money go BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>29236300
recently ? 2.16, he chilled really hard for it this year just like last year
and thats just within the last week.

>>29234213
kek

>>29236146
I was shilling the polkadot private sale last summer when you could have bought it for $1.25
not to mention UNI and other projects
the only bad call I made was DMG (fucking cia honeypot)

>>29236146
He bought a shitload of Chainlink though, that was obviously very right

>>29234518
fucking lmfao

>>29233871
Tell him the coins utility is to crab and bleed sats while delusional bagholders assure each other they are "comfy"

>>29236442
you've made hundreds of shit calls just for link but I really don't care enough to link you your own words from warosu
Ofc when you shill 100 of things you're bound to be right sometimes
I'm up 1300% since january so i'll keep listening to myself and not to a schizo that's somehow respected by newfags

>>29234608
this is the most accurate LINK infographic I have seen yet. Someone please forward this to Sergey for his approval.

>>29236549
this coin has literally done a 5x while ive been holding it and it keeps going up at a steady pace. you better believe its comfy

>>29234608
kek

>>29236575
link is not a shit call
why do you think cz waited to announce the bsc partnership with link until AFTER he wrapped 7,000,000 link tokens
nation states will eventually start fighting over chainlink war chests to fuel their networks in the future

>>29236610

>>29237468
I never said Link itself was a shitcall.
Remember how hard you shilled 2.16 ?
How you did the same last year ? Both cases nothing happened ?
Stop trying to bait newfags by tripfagging