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I’m a time traveler from the Year 2056, and I must tell you all of Pasta Day. Pasta Day will be the day Everest establishes itself as a country, setting up the Everest company to be at the top of the NWO. They will have the strongest economy in the world, the top dog. It is only inevitable, so prepare yourselves now folks. 4chan was always kind to me, so I must return the favor to my frens that I did not save before.

In the year 2045, the world functions as a globalist economy with Everest controlling most everything. A decade prior, Bob Reid had bought Malta and turned it into a banking puppet state. Malta was perfect, small and unassuming, yet perfect for the banking Bob Reid was doing. This takeover was shrugged off by most, but it was just the beginning. Over the next ten years, 75% of the world economy ran through Everest and Malta, much to the top 5%’s delight. Eventually, Everest and Malta set up the NWO, with ID as the global currency. And at the top of the new world order are the top 2% ID holders with major power, the Sherpa Society. And in the year 2045, during the month of May, is when Pasta Day will happen. The Sherpa Society will buy Italy in its entirety for 300k ID on Pasta Day. Italy is then renamed to The Democratic State of Everton. Their capital, formerly Milan, is the well fortified and funded city of Roberta, named for their glorious leader. Everton has the most funded and advanced military in the world by 2048. The Sherpas will buy Italy, and they will keep going from there. You've been warned frens, buy in now, you might regret it later.

>> No.29226532

this seems neat but how does the ID token work?

>> No.29226554

>>29226078
or, you could shill this properly so me and others can decide whether to buy or not

>> No.29226607

>>29226078
Thanks i bought

>> No.29226608

>>29226078
How many do i need to make it anon? I have 4k link in aave i can use as collateral. I can borrow up to 65% of that amount i think. Id prefer to onoy borrow between 25 and at most 50% of that available max.

>> No.29226765
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>>29226532
Owners stake it for higher tiers of access to the functions. One of the tiers appears to be minting an everest stable coin. Im pretty sure its legit, but im afraid to risk my linkies.

>> No.29226891

>>29226765
shouldn't the price be regulated then?

>> No.29226989

5.2k stack here.
Should I get more frens?

>> No.29227217

>>29226989
yes fren, as much as you can buy and still feel comfortable.

Remember /biz/ bros of the past, the Sherpa's will take Italy. Pasta Day is in May of 2045, get as much ID as possible by then, and maybe you will live in the Utopian Society of Everton.

>> No.29227399

>>29226608
have at least 10k fren, 10k staked at 40% APY will mean you live a comfortable life in 2056. You're better off with 15k, but 10k is the minimum make it stack

>> No.29227534

>>29226554
First time lurking an Everest thread, huh kid? I know we may look a zany lot to the rest of /biz/, but you’d be surprised at what you’ll find. Round these parts, those of us with enough hair on our balls to discuss the intricacies of biometrics and Estonia, like to kick back, and enjoy knowing the kind of leverage we’ll receive when it comes to moving around or participating freely in society. Part of the, yeah, I guess you could call it fun, is how we IDiots are still so fresh, yet are at the forefront of /biz/ memetics. Chyeah, stick around and maybe you’ll come to know what’s what, kid.

>> No.29227779
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29227779

>>29227399
>2056
>2056
>2056
>20
>56

>> No.29228096

Fuck this shit i have some everest and this shit isn't doing anything. Like it's dying. Maybe it's a coin coming from walking dead and I'm Michonne the niggress with a sword

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>>29226078
>Year 2056
>ID is still crabbing between 0.70-1.00

>> No.29228492

>>29226891
yes, this is just a pump and dump for some kikes