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>with my kids
Doge for the Reddit children.
Bitcoin for us adults.

>>29205225
Cool

why is this 200 iq billionare autist so obsessed with a dog token which was created as a way to make fun of the entire concept of crypto
what does he know that we don't?

>>29205321
i don't think he likes crypto at all.

>>29205365
Replace the word Dogecoin with Bitcoin

>>29205365
He said it himself, "The most entertaining answer is likely the solution" -- paraphrasing here, I am rather drunk. Doge has the backing of the unversed and less than educated masses, which if anyone here has interacted with normies is most everyone

>>29205365
He wants to hijack an established legacy coin market. Once he controls the supply tesla will start accepting doge and offering discounts on payments made with doge.

>>29205365
Rule of funny
Also DOGE is basically just a Litecoin fork with a value closer to an IRL coin, plus slightly inflationary to account for lost coins etc
Theoretically it's not an awful currency

>>29205569
the problem is that we don't know if that will be the most funny outcome for doge holders or doge haters

>>29205569
this is also unironically the same modus operandi by which Tesla operates. They do not make the cheapest or most efficient electric vehicles, but they make quite the spectacle

>>29205574
kind of doubt it, he would do it if there werent so many whales
but it makes much more sense for him to make his own coin, he has the money and clout to pull it off and he would have the control over it and could remove many of doges shortcomings, and normies would eat it up even more than doge

why is it pooomping

>>29205365
Fate loves irony

>>29205663
Infinite supply

>>29205673
He posited his tweet like a reverse Occam’s Razor but the implication is clear: people expect Doge to flop because it’s supposed to be a joke coin with no usecase and an infinite supply but that preception of it will be flipped on its head, just like the crypto market at large

>>29205673
see below
>>29205697
also, who would be in the minority in that case?

>>29205663
This

>>29205775
It’s better long-term fuckwit

>>29205663
Best post

>>29205225
Wait, Elon actually spends time with his kids? With all that shitposting and now apparently spending time with his 7 kids, where does he find the time to run five different billion dollar companies?

>>29205775
Yeah just like real currencies.
And ETH, Monero etc.

>>29205775
If you think the supply/demand dynamic is relevant in this circumstance, then you are retarded. Value of any commodity or currency is fundamentally based on belief. PERIOD

>>29206612
He doesn’t Tweet himself dingus

>>29206612
Literally no one knows. He sleeps 6 hours btw.

>>29207030
Idk how you people sleep more than 5-6 a night

His son has a rapper name and he wears a gangbanger mask everywhere he goes. Also married one of the ugliest female singers of all time.

>>29205365
Everything is dumb.

>>29205775
works fine for the USD, you don't INVEST in USD but it works alright as a currency – you're just upset it's not an infinitely deflationary cryptoasset like bitcoin

>>29205225
It is not profitable to mine doge which is why doge is bridged with Litecoin minining.

>>29207135
>Also married one of the ugliest female singers of all time.

I think he did this on propose. No normal person wants to fuck a chick with a unibrow, so I'm thinking he's thinking "If I get an ugly wife, no one will want to fuck her". I think he's just looking out for his money. He gets to make some kids, she's happy someone is fucking her, no stress no mess. Happy household.

>>29207083
6? try 8 or even 9

>>29207083
if i get less than 9 to 10 hours per night i'm a zombie during the day

>>29205225
Elon has kids?

definitely seems like a shill, stupid nibba scum

> are you thinking we are real bastards here?
>I bought bot ocean coins and wait for full system for dex trading launch

clever boy knows what instruments to use for best trading

>>29208542
Seven Sons of Eylon

>>29205374
he doesnt. He and his kids are getting rich off of it clearly. They must be having a lot of fun laughing at the pleb while his lil gang of 12 year olds and him are making big money on crypto pumps. Family events must be lotta fun.
I start to hate him more and more.

>>29205365
Doge inflation is below litecoin or ethereum.

>>29208542
He has a lot of kids, he think it's the duty of smart people to reproduce

>>29205225
>>29205365
The better question is why aren't 200IQ billionaires going for artistic projects? you never see billionaires funding animation, video games, movies, websites.
They usually just make 1 thing that's successful and then they fuck off; Amazon, Ebay, Steam, Facebook, Microsoft.

>>29205225
Uhhh he has kids? Fucking cringe and bluepilled. I was starting to think Elon wasn't a complete and utter loser too. Shame

>>29209768
he has like 7 kids. Oldest are like 15.

>>29209648
i know right, are you gonna eat all that money? or get burried with it?
if i made a huge bag i would just fuck around and make sure i spent it all on dumb shit before i died

>>29205365
the meme potential of doge is very high much untapped

>>29207317
big brain take, elon understands that whores like amber heard are not worth the effort cause they only have one thing going for them. so he pnd'd her and married to a relatively normal woman that appreciates him for being an autismo grande nerdperor

>>29205574
>I’ll be able to buy a Tesla with my 400 Doge
Thank you based Elon

>>29205365
He wants people to be able to afford his cars.

>>29209768
>laughs in darwin at self-depopulating genetic dead ends

>>29209263
jesus she looks like a got character or a goblin

>>29205374
checked COOM id

>>29205365
He hates normies and wants to dump on them and by normies I mean basically anyone he doesn't know and likes personally

>>29209263
>>29210432
she must do amazing things to his cock

>>29209481
The true nature of jew is so disgusting. How even after simp soibois donated 100s of billion to him, he still needs or cares for more.
He should get fucked by the legal system, for he's obviously participating in an open p/d and insider trading at this point. But untouchables are that - untouchable.

>>29205225
>he admitted to a crime

>>29205365
He made a couple of billions out of it, at the expense of guillible followers

>>29209648
jeff bezos has been into space conquest since his teenage years. blue origin was made in 2001 or so
gabe newell invests heavily into experimental shit like VR. in fact it's a commonly lobbied complaint against valve they don't make games anymore, they just spend their endless money on esoteric ventures
bill gates tries to get niggers to breed less