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Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:44:06 2017 No.2917971 [Reply] [Original]

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:45:52 2017 No.2917980 He thinks we live in a computer simulation

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:46:33 2017 No.2917987 he talked some shade about crypto opinion discarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:47:01 2017 No.2917990 >>2917980 /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:47:36 2017 No.2917996 >>2917971 He believes in global warming and Florida will be underwater by the year 2016.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:48:00 2017 No.2918001 >>2917971 He runs a sham space company subsidized by taxpayers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:48:21 2017 No.2918005 File: 15 KB, 469x331, 1473723731431.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2917971 autist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:56:01 2017 No.2918067 >>2917971 because Tesla is shit and Space X isn't publicly traded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:41:57 2017 No.2918367 >>2917980 we do, although could also be a hologram

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:43:01 2017 No.2918375 >>2918001 Sham LOL tard, we were having to rely on Russia to get shit to the ISS, K Y S

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:47:50 2017 No.2918419 >>2917971 no money lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:48:01 2017 No.2918421 >>2917971 but I am https://www.globalxfunds.com/funds/lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:56:41 2017 No.2918489 >>2917971 He makes stupid sex jokes like a 12 year old

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:57:52 2017 No.2918497 File: 746 KB, 1042x722, globalcuckenin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2917971 $50 a barrel of oil dumbass. And it's summer, which means it's easily hitting $30 by November.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:00:37 2017 No.2918519 My money doesn't go to giant cock sucking faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:08:03 2017 No.2918565 He might genuinely be crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:08:38 2017 No.2918570 >>2917971 too busy winning with Bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:09:02 2017 No.2918571 >>2917971 he a cracka

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 16:18:11 2017 No.2918627 File: 34 KB, 736x441, Fake X.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This guy is a fraud. Space is science fiction. Do some research.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:38:41 2017 No.2919693 Sears financials look attractive in comparison to tesla.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:46:22 2017 No.2919739 >>2917971 his golddigging whore will end up with half of the money I would invest in him

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:50:29 2017 No.2919761

>>2917971
i started buying TSLA stock about a month ago. im currently at 11 shares with an average share price of $360. im planning on holding long af so it's whatever, but these red days don't make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. and now earnings is coming up..

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:51:34 2017 No.2919763

this thread was up last week and I'll tell ya again faggot, Elon Musk is a fraud. His rocket launches are CGI, he is in bed with government. He is a bald cuck like most of you anon's as well. Elon musk will be burning in eternal hell for deceiving us all - fyi earth is flat and space does not exist as we have been told

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:02:02 2017 No.2919822 He thinks crypto is a scam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:05:42 2017 No.2919844 I missed thouse threads, always remind me of the comfy 2016 biz times

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:10:48 2017 No.2919866 >>2918627 Just lmao Go on a plane,you can easily see a curve around the horizon,even if it is a very slight degree

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:15:27 2017 No.2919899 >>2919763 Ghost is that you??

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:18:28 2017 No.2919915 >>2919866 that's because the plane windows warp the image you see, idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:20:29 2017 No.2919930 >>2917990 The math supports the theory though. If someone 100X smarter than you thinks the simulation theory is legit, it's time to pay attention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:24:22 2017 No.2919950 >>2919915 Woah,dem guvbment hi-jacks le plane

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:24:34 2017 No.2919953 >>2917980 >>2917990 >pea brains detected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:25:20 2017 No.2919961 >>2917971 The guy is a fucking Martian. That's why. Have you not seen the Solar City panels on mars?

>>	Tour Eiffel Anon Mon Jul 31 19:29:43 2017 No.2919994 >>2917996 sauce please!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:35:37 2017 No.2920042 File: 56 KB, 515x420, 1500479657633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2919915 Shit! He knows! Someone make him drink the tapwater!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:36:27 2017 No.2920055 I invested in SPRTS and made 8.2 BTC in 2 days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:54:09 2017 No.2920175 >>2919915 Then go up in a biplane without windows. You can pay for a pretty cheap joyride, just find someone local. >patiently waits for flatearther tard to make excuse

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:55:12 2017 No.2920185

>>2919950
You want to know why MH17 was shot down? The wrong windows were installed. People on the flight started to realize what earth actually looked like, and shortly after a phonecall was made to request the missile strike. There's documented proof of all of this, so don't be ignorant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:57:28 2017 No.2920202 >>2920185 lol,send links

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:08:59 2017 No.2920268 Screencap this Tesla will get rek'd by volvo/polestar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:15:40 2017 No.2920303 >>2920202 google it, i'm not your fucking errand boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:25:49 2017 No.2920360 >>2917971 I get the impression that he's not as smart as people think, or he wants them to think. Idk...he just has always struck me as a tool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:00:16 2017 No.2920591 File: 26 KB, 480x360, Nice Hair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2917971

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:02:13 2017 No.2920610 File: 48 KB, 602x441, Lulz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2920591

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:26:59 2017 No.2920756 I put all my money into $SHLD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:48:23 2017 No.2920874 >>2920610 Fuck off... dudes a billionaire and you're going to point out that he was going basld at one point in his life? ... lets have as contest to see who can get whateverthefucktheywant in life first....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:50:23 2017 No.2920880 >>2918375 Baller on suicide watch. It's all a HOAX.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:57:09 2017 No.2920904

>>2920175

You have got to be retarded. At under 10k feet (biplane) you won't see a curvature unless its a very clear day. at 30k feet you won't see a curvature unless its a very clear day.

Even if you do see a curvature its probably your brain thinking you see one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:04:33 2017 No.2920937 File: 26 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RESEARCH FLAT EARTH

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:09:12 2017 No.2920958
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>>2918375
>ISS
>Real

Baller, you are so fucking gullible.

Watch this ISS bloopers video. You HAVE to believe this since you are a baller. OWN this. You HAVE to believe in it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi_KjIPKv68

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:11:44 2017 No.2920968 >>2917971 It costs too much to invest in him now. Wait for the "Elon Musk is Finished" headlines and then buy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:18:16 2017 No.2920998 >>2918367 It is a hologram. Don't mean it's not real tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:19:30 2017 No.2921009 >>2920175 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAoCBHiNF10 Watch this video, and explain to me why the ISS is real >patiently waits for the BallCuck to make excuses

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:24:02 2017 No.2921044 >>2920042 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qpw7dsgcKw EXPLAIN THIS, JUDEN. RESEARCH FLAT EARTH

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:33:12 2017 No.2921081 >>dudes a billionaire He's a crypto jew and was likely born into wealth https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crypto-Judaism

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:52:29 2017 No.2921199

His cars are shit
The only reason they sell is because they were the first evs on the market that weren't a tiny little jap box, and weren't literally who boutique garage ornaments
Muh marketing

As soon as volvo (almost there), Mercedes, bmw, vw, Toyota nissan Honda etc etc etc start making proper evs, tesla is fucking over, like that fisker brand. No amount of government subsidies will save them

Salty I didn't buy lots of tesla shares and make mad bank from all the silicone Valley hype faggots tho, real shame. That was an obvious happening

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