/biz/ - Business & Finance

Mommy

How do I increase my exposure to quantum computing tech

John has forsaken us. His fat hands will never bless us with an update again.

Buy NIGR.z

For me, it's China. The best place to buy stocks. I even ask for extra gains and the government is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for 1% gains and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Chinese spy laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the agents greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three percent gains to beat daily inflation. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Maoist indoctrination camp, I go there at least 3 times a week for buying Chinese stocks and prosecuting Muslims, 1-2 times for investing on the weekend, and maybe once around dinner when I'm in a rush but want a stock that is undervalued, fast, and can help subvert the US economy.

I even do it with the SEC watching, it's wonderful! What a great place to invest.

>>29196614
Buy CLF and you'll make it. Don't buy, stay poor forever

Monday will be red

>>29196688
Mommy wears too many clothes

WHEN DOES CATURDAY START

>>29196709
link me to his channel

YES, I'M A CRAB
YES, I SHIT IN THE STREETS
YES, I'LL BE WAITING 6 MORE DAYS
DEAL WITH IT.
CRBP

>>29196770
God I hope so. I need GME to die already.

>>29196772
i see you've summed up my two most frequented boards in one image

any suggestions for PLTR leaps?

>>29196802
Oh are we posting our cats again?

>>29196821
https://youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

Where are my Xiaomi Chads?

For podcast anon:

>>29196296
I think many of us want this to succeed, but please...
1. Go ahead and do the song, but keep it short or in the background during the intro
2. Actually do a real intro, say what the podcast is called and what it's about, every episode
3. Focus on stocks, memes, stock memes, or meme stocks. Explain them, then give your personal take or analysis
4. Going on SHORT tangents with anecdotes from your life is fine
5. Create a structure for each episode, it doesn't have to be set permanently in stone, but, something... pre-plan it and write down notes

what's a stock with good fundamentals?

CRSR

Gonna go up to like 48 bucks by next friday. Maybe a little longer.

This isnt schizoposting. Its gonna happen whether anybody hops on the train or not.

>>29196856
Sup bro?

>>29196708
Why would you do that to yourself?
How would that tech even make money?
Just short BTC, if anyone invents quantum computing crypto as we know it is dead. Might as well use sheets of toilet paper for crypto.

FUCK CRBP SHILL AND FUCK THE TRANNY good morning

CFII anon, are you in here yet? I think I'm going to put in a couple grand on Monday thanks to you

Fuck bros how much money do I need to dominate a third world nation and play out my shadow Gestapo narcos dictator fantasy IRL

Do the needful sirs

>>29197011
that reminds me. im kinda relieved that kpop fag is still alive

Anyone in ABIO

>>29196826
GME is the one stock that's green on a red day.

>>29197226
I wonder why he doesn't come here anymore lol

Episode # 2 is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpmKJBmFjJM&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpmKJBmFjJM&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpmKJBmFjJM&t=1s

Please tell me you’ve done the needful, we are going to the moons, all 6 of them

Why does everyone hate CLF fag?

>>29197226
ya he's alive, i can message him on discord if you want. he's playing hearthstone

>>29197329
My man are you from Indiana or the mid west

>>29197329
Please see >>29196972

>>29196614
more sakura? i cannot resist

Gte or atos going to do anything more? I just need one last pump in the next month or 2

>>29197331
I bought 400 more of those fucking shares today. And then it crabbed. All it's done is crab. Maybe I need to sacrifice crab legs next time.

>>29197312
kek you know why
plus you guys are too mean with the pic bullying

>>29197353
>illiterate braindead bipolar psychotic tranny with rich parents wasting everyone's time with his ramblings
why wouldn't we hate him

>>29197396
>>29197331
Zack-dono said it will get to $10+. Just wait.

>>29197396
In all seriousness just trust the process my man, the results will be out soon and you can cash out then

>>29197353
Jeez maybe it’s the
>samefagging
>namefagging
>trannyism
>shilling a stock with no actual DD 10x a thread
>shilling she/hers Twitch channel
>getting insider tips from his brother and dad passing it on as his own
>shilling in every single thread on /biz/
Etc etc

>>29197399
I liked his schizo posts. I saved a ton of them.
>but yes, I did make some tinny pics lol

>>29197461
I have 10,000 30c options that expire next friday sir
do the needful

>>29197367
thats ok, i have the decency not to remind him about anything stock related while it's still pretty fresh and painful

he can come back when he has money again and not self-destructive

>>29197477
I do. I just like to shitpost and imagine other people selling with weak hands and it helps me hold through dips lol

>>29197568
I am a Pajeet I have no idea why there are like 6 other Jeets shilling this shit but I know one thing for sure: jeets hate losing money. You’re in good hands

>>29197241
Yes. A Long call. this will pop enormously soon.

>>29197329
1st minute talking about work and landwhale
2, talking about what if i made it virgin fantasy
3, talking about ark, ark, and tqqq for investing
4. talks about johns superior product
5,talks about rads john's cawk
6,talks about his virgin intro he left out
7, talks about making another virgin song
8, says he hates the weekend but already said he loves friday because of the weekend
9, does a virgin impression that I couldn't make out
10, talks about his virgin neet habbits of eating...you know
11,Talks about being lazy and cooking
12. What are you going to do?
13. Talks about tai food and shitting
14, Talks about taking 2 shits a day at work
(I bet he doesn't use wetwipes) itchy
15.Sits in the toilet for his trades
16. Talks about his familys colon issues
17. Whisper talking about his shitty ass
18. Whispering about shitting 4 times a day
19. Talks about using laws in your favor( about shitting)
Wtf is this faggot talking about?
20. "Soak those restroom privledges up"
21. "Everyone needs a wrecked anus like mine"

22. Finally talks about stocks at 12:10
23. Bought NNDM and got wrecked but got MARA, dumped SOS, bought virgin ETFs because hes horrible.
24. Apologizes for being white
TLDR; Kid you are just rambling about nothing. Lets keep it simple. Follow Johns update

>>29197144
Even though the windows are 50% more expensive?

>>29197636
sir, we are all pajeets
/biz/ is 80% indian, 10% jewish, 10% retarded niggers and trannies

When SYBX skyrockets I will post
>told ya
You will know it was me, and that I'm fucking rich.

>>29196614
Aaggghhh /biz/bros, please help, I feel like I've fucked up. I bought small amounts of shares (and a few GME stocks back in January kek) on Fidelity over the past few weeks. Nothing HUGE, the GME shares alone are worth 3/4 of the amount I spent. Normally my account is managed by a guy from a wealth management firm. He's a cool dude, down-to-earth. I got an email from him yesterday that said something along the lines of, "Hey, saw the shares you've been buying, but either I manage your account, or you manage it, but we can't both use it." I feel like a retard, but I kinda wanna keep these stocks I got (PSLV, NOK, PDSB). Help, please, wat do, I'm not great with social interactions

>>29196972
>>29197329
Great points. Agree with them all.

>>29197329
Is this what happens when John misses an update? He needs to come back and save us from this autism.

>>29197728
Brings tears to my eyes. Even pajeets abroad are scammers

>>29197713
50% more expensive in relation to what?

SXTC
needful sirs

Feels bad man

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CRBP SHILL. YOU SAID JAPAN NEWS IN SIX DAYS, SEVEN DAYS AGO. WTF ASSHOLE. EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Who's riding to $2 with me on GTE?

>>29197391
im holding atos for a long time, got in at a dollar though so its easier for me

>>29196614
>bought LGND at 180
>now downy by 20%
Fucky life

>>29197011
AMC
>>29197384
>b-but muh worms!!!
>>29197705
You actually listened to all of that? I hope it was at 2x speed
>dumped SOS
He's even more retarded than John

>>29196614
coming through, poors

>>29197304
the site will put the windows on something like a 172.16.0.0 network then create an a couple routing interfaces in an L3 switch and route them to a 10.0.0.0 network.

>>29197808
Just say, "Thank you for letting me know, I understand. However, I would still be interested in buying and selling stocks for my own amusement. I am fully aware of the risks and will treat this as an entertainment/gambling expense. Could you please open a second trading account for me to personally control and then transfer the stocks I bought, plus an extra $X, into it for me. Thank you."

Throw in a comment about how you appreciate the returns he's gotten for you or something, if he's done well

>>29198061
When will it?

>>29198061
My options would love to see that

>>29198057
Hi.

>>29197384
sir, loli sakura is better
thank you sir

>>29196743
The Rick and Morty McDonald's pasta was easily the best pasta of 2017, and maybe my favorite pasta of all-time. It's scary how fast time flies by.

>>29198142
Ah, thank you anon, I was over here sweating bullets, felt like I was stepping on his toes with my retard purchases. Do you think it'd be possible to just keep those stocks set aside in my main account, and just let me sell 'em when I'm ready? I feel like giving me a separate account would be like giving a downsie kid your car keys.

>Accumulate TSLA for years until it moons
>sell 80% of my TSLA at ~$650 because of the 'risk management' meme
>spend hours per day poring over charts, researching speculative investments and ETFs
>Make great gains, very proud of myself
>Actually sit down and do the math and realize I'm barely up 1% from what I could've had if I'd HODLd
WTF... is risk management just a cope? I could've been watching anime...

>>29197377
Indiana is the Midwest. I say he's from Indiana or Ohio.

>>29198049
>Meme stock
>Pharma shit
>Penny shit
The absolute state

>>29198178
sirs pls stop posting cringe about my waifu

>>29198288
wasted digits
ASRT is going to moon

trying to round up my portfolio here so that im not actively buying and selling every week. Have BNKU and SOXL. inflation im set, recession idk banks should be ok, maybe i should grab rare earth metals or some shit. or should i go balls deep in POWW calls because people say its still undervalued? not really interested in ANY meme shit or bioshit

>>29198273
That’s what I meant. He sounds like he’s from Indiana

God I wish I could just make a shitton of money and never have to worry about money ever again.

https://youtu.be/9DZRhru2gZo

>>29198061
I am, but you probably won't notice me and my pathetic stack of 500 shares.

>>29198342
Zoom out

>>29198400
why buy 500 shares when you could buy 1500 3/19 2c options for the same price?
sir, it is time to become a gambling degenerate

>>29198368
Hey CRBP shill :^( you were right about weed and exercise not being a good combo for people that don't actually do weed
Although mostly because it hurts the lungs

>>29197808
Wealth management firms are scammers. When he says he's "managing" your wealth, he's probably just putting all of your money in SPY or some other broad ETF, golfing all day, and skimming off the top. Just learn how to manage your own account and save some money.

>>29197870
Like CLF trannies dick, he’s not coming back

>>29198149
Summer probably, bunch of Jew institutions being cock suckers as well as a bunch of profit taking boomers keeping it down.

However once they get good results next quarter and Brent stays at its all time high it should moon, pre-covid it was 3 bucks a share. GTE only needs Brent to be at 35 to profit seeing as they operate in monkey tier Colombia so they get cheap ass labor. They also are into conservation and just encouraging growth in the region (For tax purposes) so that's good?

I'd just enter after the earnings dip if you can, it won't be down that much for too long though because of COVID ramping down and oil going into a super cycle.

>>29198351
look is there an actual professional financial advisor here to tell me my decisions are shit or not.

>>29198472
Hey, don’t listen to this guy

>>29198257
Well... the way to set them aside is to just open a separate account also under your name. For any halfway decent broker, this should be fairly routine... you should be able to see both accounts from the same username login. It'd be like having both a checking account and a savings account with the same bank.
Also, how does a self-proclaimed retard like you end up with so much money that you need a manager? Are you a rapper or something? Did you play professional sports? Are you an autistic tech nerd?

risky, then bankers pushed them on their institutional clients, to get fat fees from those, & the bubble was humongous. Then it exploded because GDP will never rise like a fucking bubble.
1998: Sec. Andrew Cuomo Defends Affirmative Action Mortgage Policy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TWOPDN5Va0
Andrew Cuomo admits "affirmative action" determined housing policy during his tenure at HUD. New York's new governor defiantly explains how riskier loans with likely a higher default rate would be encouraged under the Clinton Administration. Of course the same policies were subsequently followed by the Bush Administration.
So to avoid the housing collapse, we are supposed to believe the SEC or some other group of regulators were supposed to have had the spine to overrule the stated Clinton Administration official policy on mortgage finance at the time? These regulators presumably were also supposed to have stood up to Congress, mainstream economists, academia & the entire media establishment?


25 People to Blame for the Financial Crisis
The good intentions, bad managers & greed behind the meltdown
http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,1877351,00.html
President Clinton's tenure was characterized by economic prosperity & financial deregulation. Among his biggest strokes of free-wheeling capitalism was the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act, which repealed the Glass-Steagall Act, a cornerstone of Depression-era regulation. He also signed the Commodity Futures Modernization Act, which exempted credit-default swaps from regulation. In 1995 Clinton loosened housing rules by rewriting the Community Reinvestment Act, which put added pressure on banks to lend in low-income neighborhoods.

>>29198487
Eat it or vape it, don't smoke it.

>>29198400
That's still 1000 you didn't have dude.
>>29198472
This

there is no value in stocks

>>29198406
It had an overpriced IPO, so what?

These threads are destroying my mental health

>>29198510
Everyone here is either too stupid or too smart to be a financial advisor. No financial advisor would all-in GME or put their clients' money in a 90% SOXL 10% TAIL portfolio.

>>29198525
HAHAHA no, my grandmother bequeathed some land to me and my cousins when she died. I sold my share to pay off my student debt, and put the rest in an investment portfolio. I'm just very lucky, with a little bit of common sense. Thank you again, anon.

>>29198510
No.
Crows say soxl is good. I just have soxl and silver and it gives me money. I sell some when I want books or a pizza.

>>29198523
if GTE hits $3 and you have 500 shares you will make around $1000
if GTE hits $3 and you have 1500 3/19 2c you bought for $0.20 each you will have $300,000
do the maths sir
do the needful

>>29198257
You were stepping on his toes. If you have a dude, that dude is evaluated by the performance of his portfolios. Performance likely impacts his pay as well. Do what the other guy said and don't deviate from that. It's the best advice you will get on the subject. You strike me as mildly retarded and are probably considering some stupid plan that differs significantly. Don't.

>>29198636
i agree sir
the posters in this thread are all mouth breathing niggers and michael burry tier autists
midwits are not permitted!

>>29198670
It’s not wise to lead newfags down this spiral

>>29198546
I don't have a vape and the only form of weed I have is leftover dry herb from when I bought some on a lark. It thought it'd be alright but trying to run slaughtered me

>>29198611
checked

>>29198510
i am a professional financial advisor who uses a mixture of meditative visions and deep sleep dreams to determine price targets
just go all in on SOXL, it will be 1000 (after split) in a few years according to my dreams

>>29198510
No, you idiot. There isn't a single licensed advisor who is going to give you advice like that for free.

>>29198754
As my father once said a few months before he blew his brains out all over his bedroom. "Live rich or die poor".
sir

>>29198685
That's what I was afraid of. I don't have any harebrained schemes, honest. I just come to /biz/ to chat with other GME holders, and look at silver prices, scout's honor. I'll apologize and pour it on thick.

How likely is it that you could profit off of newly listed companies?
Instacart just filed for their IPO and seems like it might be a good buy if they get it but I have seen a few companies get listed and absolutely tank for a handful of years.

>>29198810
was ist

>>29197689
>ABIO
why?

>>29198840
depends on initial price for IPO sir
most companies are scammers who rug pull with initial IPO, their offered price is vastly overvalued because they want to acquire capital to rapidly expand
they sell IPO, then everyone realizes it is worthless and rug pulls

Dumb retard question.

How do I compare company X with an EV/EBITDA of 2 and no earnings growth, with company Y with EV/EBITDA of 20 and 25% earnings growth? Random numbers.

>>29198944
COVID therapies, really solid CKD treatment. undervalued and TONS of dark pool calls.

>>29198802
oh yea 4chan is anonymous there probably is godman sachs employees and insiders posting here sometimes. cant prove it obv but there has been some good advice posted here. sometimes you can tell when a mother fucker knows what hes talking about like this guy >>29198796

>>29198670
>>29198472
>>29198032
>>29197437
>>29197516
>>29197728
>>29198178
>>29198729
Based sirposter.

3 days until the BB bombshell. You're welcome

>>29198965
Are you the hindu

>>29198796
Is /biz/ really just /x/ in disguise?

>>29198986
sir, the COVID already has the vaccines released and the governments have spent much money on them, i am doubtful they will be willing to buy more of new treatment at this time
>>29198994
thank you good sir

>>29198986
I'll check em out. Thanks. Whats your timeframe and price target?

>>29198994
>not based
>very not based
dark pool was 1.5c 3/19
my calls were even more conservative

Buy $ASRT

>>29199053
no sir, just a humble goat farmer

>>29198824
>pour it on thick
Hey, it's cool. Read what dude said and follow that advice to the letter. Your broker doesn't need a love letter. Keep short and sweet. He won't care if you want to make goofy picks on the side, he just doesn't want it fucking up his bottom line or yours, in that order.

>>29199073
With the number of strains mutating and raging throughout Europe and SA? No, my friend. Also, large parts of chronically ill pts cannot receive the vaccine

t. PA fag

>>29199098
7.5 June.

>>29199058
you make enough money you either end up spending your time on /x/ larp or irl cunnyposting

>>29198754
Shut the fuck up, you goddamned streetshitter. I don't need you to speak for me. Just make sure housekeeping changes the linen and replaces the towels.

>>29199034
What BB bombshell, anon?

>>29199058
you act like you've never used astrology to predict price action before

ATVI going to crash Monday. Literally no good news from Blizzcon.

>>29199034
Good bombshell or bad bombshell

>>29198941
Kroger are cheap fucks that can't afford to pay their own employees in actual money.

Buy the WMT dip instead.

Lots of insider buying on GTE, something is cumming.

>>29198104
anyone who falls for the worms fud is retarded

>>29199205
you have convinced me sir
calls bought, vishnu help me

>>29197329
What the fuck did I just listen to

>>29199510
ABIO is a sleeper that this board does not attach too, i really dont know why. I wish I could buy more.

>>29199327
>3000 shares
>lot of buying

>>29199252
You have 500 shares of GTE. I’m pretty sure you can’t even afford a hotel for two nights. Shut the fuck up you retarded nigger and I hope you lose all your disability benefits money

>>29197329
>no notepad
>no anime figurines on the header of notepad thats not there
>no Chad/Virgin poster segment
>no threadly updates
>no SPYCEY RYCEY
constructive criticism
>learn to edit audio; i suggest audacity
>pace yourself
>you are talking to an audience not your personal journal
overall you need more time on the computer experimenting with what you want your 'podcast' to be. also get a new name. That acronym isn't marketable

>>29199131
>$
Major signal to avoid

>>29197705
Did he actually spend five or ten minutes talking about his colon problems?
>>29199280
I don't know how to do astrology, but I admit I've considered other anons' astrology charts before
>>29199215
Should've figured

>me walking into my broker's office to demand more SOXL

>>29199634
>Did he actually spend five or ten minutes talking about his colon problems?
I had it playing at 1.25X and was only half paying attention, so I don't know the exact time frame... but there was a significant amount of time spent discussing his colon problems.

Also did anyone else FOMO into FOMO today during the dip?
>The current ticker is ETFM however their ticker is going to change to their corporate name any day now
>currently hold 17000 shares

Is AMC really about to skyrocket?

>>29199720
No. When will you people ever learn

>>29199695
Damn, I was just guessing going off the list the other anon put down, but that's..uh, a lot of time, considering the length of the podcast.

>>29199554
Suck my cock, nigger. It's money I found in my tuxedo pants after I collected from your sister.

>>29199720
of course sir
trust in the plan
2 more week
Q will save u

>>29198124
bought

>>29199930
I take solace in the fact that there’s a 70% chance you’re obese and a 95% chance I’m richer than you. Fuck white people. A disgrace in their own country

>>29199649
this made me lose my shit

>>29199930
whats you portfolio look like
>i bet he hasn't even FOMO into FOMO

just learned i can transfer TFSA holdings to different brokers, it's a standard thing

fuck you td

>>29200032
Post portfolio or LARP.

>>29197391
GTE is unpredictable and it has a huge volume, which I didn't mind buying into it, but it keeps crabbing down for no good reason.

If there isn't good news for earnings it's gonna be a baghold.

>>29200032
white people are from south africa and russia.
>ya kaffir

>>29198268
>WTF... is risk management just a cope? I could've been watching anime...
Let me introduce you to my good friend the trailing stop. Don't just sell whenever you feel like it. The market doesn't care what your cost basis is, it doesn't care what your profit is or anything else. If you want the lazy man method then get good with trailing stops. If you want to put some thought into it, come up with some kind of chart reading method that has an edge and apply it to your holds

>>29200171
>using a trailing stop
How quaint. The only trailing stop I need is the revolver I keep in my desk drawer.

Who here ALPP/CBBT chad?

>>29200252
sir do not be so morbid
just think, even if you lose all your money you can always get on your knees and suck the penis
do the needful, always

Oh fuck I just realized that 3% inflation accrues on weekends too, so it's not enough to just beat the 3% daily on weekdays

>>29200258
ALPPchad here. I bought 1000 shares at $3.84 back in Jan on a rumor that someone in the company was somehow related to TSLA, in some way.

>>29200171
This is some beginner investor tier advice. This just gets you in the habit of getting stop loss bogged.
>be in profit
>set trailing stop
>pull out with nice profits
>oh no now its going up
>buy
>dont forget to add the trailing stop
>again and again you keep losing money cause Mr. Big Nose takes your lunch

>>29200354
I spent years 'doing the needful', stuck in 2-figure hell... eating trash... selling blood plasma for money... I'm not going back to that.

>>29200469
did you even TRY sucking the penis sir?

Ok. It’s now officially Caturday.

>>29200500
I did, and I was in the green for months until I was robbed at gunpoint and sent all the way down to 0-figure hell...

>>29198774
As someone who smokes before playing soccer & going on long bike rides, you sound severely out of shape. Thats not the weeds fault

>>29200469
Are you more financially stable now?

>tfw you keep getting into stupid trades
I might be addicted, fuck

>>29198268
>20/20 hindsight
Don't beat yourself up over what ifs. Its a learning experience. You're smarter and didn't lose anything. You're ahead of 99% of the market.

Riddle me this /smg/:
If a clock that is broken accumulates 730 "rights" in a year every year how long will it take for a clock that accumulates 1440 "rights" once in a day every 1440 years to pass it?

>>29200627
sir idea that hindsight is 20/20 is big lie
people make lie to themselves about past, reality is only now sir
your life exists only now, there is no past, no future, only this moment

anyone here holding RYCEY unironically?
what am I in for? bought some at 1.44 this week

>>29200420
>FOMOing back in
Thats the easiest way to get fucked. Just don't fucking buy. TAKE YOUR WIN AND MOVE ON.

>>29200627
That's true. At least I went into other good positions from TSLA, like ALPP, BILI, SOXL, and UUUU (thanks largely to /smg/ for the tips). I'm almost worried that I've been too lucky and will fail to adapt to the bear market, but at least I learned about hedging with TAIL and other risk ETFs, which seem like they might protect me from a flash crash.

>>29200409
Great to see another ALPPchad.

I have 1730 shares at 0,5 dollar average just because some faggot shilled me this on twitter and I thought why not?

>>29200797
Based impulsivechad.

>>29200564
You're right, I'm severely out of shape and somewhat underweight, which may or may not contribute, I don't know. In any case, it was an unfortunate failure. I'll probably just keep trying the normal way.

>>29200759
sir i would rather worship my goat than some jewish desert demon sir
and my goat does not smell very good

Kek I love all the CRBPajeet's out there

>>29200742
>ALPP
Great to see more ALPPchads on /smg/
Also I want to point both of my middlefingers to John Rocker, who doubted ALPP 2 months ago in his weekly /smg/ updates.

https://youtu.be/GA_jPS9Sauc?t=456

>>29197808
Open up a separate brokerage account with some meme gambling company like Robinhood or Webull and send your shares over there. Fund the account with a couple thousand dollars then go wild until you lose it all. Then just leave the Fidelity account alone and let dude handle it however

>>29197329
this is really shitty you should reevaluate your life

This is money printer go brrrr right?

>>29200933
forgot pic

>>29200987
for Israel of course
just like this>>29200759

>>29199649
>>me walking into my broker's office to demand more SOXL
holy fuck dude I'm dying. That's exactly how I'm gonna do it on the next dip

>>29201048
>for Israel of course
So it's time to buy IZRL?

>>29200933
I remember watching that and almost peeing my pants with fear, because I was still fairly new to active investing beyond some long holds. I then tried to cancel out my potential loss by throwing money into the stock he shilled in that video, NNDM, which also ended up going way up.
Thankfully I only bought NNDM without selling ALPP, because they're both up bigtime now.
Guess John is a mixed bag.

>>29201048
christianity is not a jew worshipping religion, the bible teaches replacement theology. christians are God's chosen people, not those christ rejecting jews no matter how much false teachers say otherwise. check out the documentary called 'marching to zion' if you think Christianity is a jew worshipping religion. you should be able to find mirrors on youtube.

>>29201000
lel

Testing some stock tips out

Twitch

/clfbro

>>29201109

>>29200420
I've been trading futures with a trailing stop for a while and I make bank. Of course I manually adjust the stop based on price action and I have a back tested method for exactly when to get back in after my stop is hit. That said, yeah it's beginner shit if you just naively apply it but dude I was talking to was complaining about the results of just taking profit whenever he felt like it and next to that a trailing stop is Soros tier

What's up with this?

>>29201109
>he hasn't already bought IZRL as well as Israeli stocks like NNDM
I mean, if you wanna hedge against the US economy you could do worse...
If you can't beat the jew... join the jew!

>>29201343
Understood. If my funds transfer in time, I will buy some IZRL.

I hope u all have a crypto miner in your portfolio by now. The line goes up faggots.

>>29201361
The jews.

>>29201416
IZRL wasn't available on the shitty leaf broker I was using and I didn't want to get jewed by my bank, but I should be able to buy it soon. I hope the jews will accept me.

>>29201495
What's the best one? Or do you have a stack you'd recommend?

>>29201495
nah I'm already overexposed to crypto
I'm in stocks because I want to diversify

>>29201540
Don't. Buy semiconductors.

>>29201495
I looked at Bitfarms, and I just don't see how the current valuation has much upside. It recently doubled.

Bitcoin need's to be like 300,000$ in a year or two for it to be a good return

>>29201589
literally buy semiconductors.

In the gold rush it wasn't the miners who got rich; it was the guys selling shovels.

>>29201495
>The line goes up faggots.
What's the point of making posts like these? This is rocket emoji tier posting

>>29201540
Barf is the best but has a 55$ transaction fee for buying and selling. Hvbtf is the only etherium miner/bitcoin. Both will sky rocket even more.

>>29201361
Low volume trading fucks with the ticker

>>29201570
>>29201696
based

Does anyone think this isn’t being manipulated????

Leaking fire noodle sauce out of my ANVS

>>29201811
so dont buy it

>>29201713
Whats the point of any of this? I'm making great gains so I'm sharing wisdom.

Reminder that ZIXI earnings are 2/25. Over 30% implied upside, blowout incoming

>>29201854
I don’t plan on it. I’m just wondering who’s buying shares of a company that’s losing millions of customers a week.

>>29196708
IBM is the only one I can think of besides Alphabet.
I work in the area and don't see too much gains in this though. It's too far away to be used for business. The investments are just anticipation.

>>29198796
Same

>>29201713
>what's the point of singing, or dancing, or making music?
>life is for serious discussions only >:^(

LINE GO UP!!!
LINE GO UP!!!!
LINE GO UP!!!!!

>>29201495
Imagine thinking now is the time to mine if you didn't start before 2020 you're ngmi from mining.

>>29202001
Are u retarded? I'm literally going to 100g my investment from last week.

>TSM
>EV 698B$
>2020 EBITDA 566B$
wtf this cant be right? am i retarded
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSM/financials?p=TSM

> check musk twitter
Glad I don’t own bfarf

Reminder to eat egg for a happy and healthy body while trading.

>>29198061
shill me on this please....price is nice, and the chart looks healthy, but why is this a good buy

>>29197331
Why are you pretending to be me

>>29198176
https://voca.ro/1i4JhvIIDJc2

>>29202110
Man, I fucking love egg.
https://files.catbox.moe/1kche1.mp4
What's your favorite way to cook egg?

how do i short everything?

Lol. They're pretending to be me. Copying my posting style. It's okay. None of them will actually provide any good calls on stocks. You will listen to me always.
>CRBP
>ATOS
>SRNE
>NOK
>DNN
>AQMS

>>29202258
>buy my bags

>>29202238
Basted.

>>29202276
Lol. Emotional trader spotter. He doesn't follow the data. He doesn't follow the dark pools.

>>29202240
SPY puts. Or if you are a big player,
You can basically draw up your one personal short contract and see if anyone is willing to sign it.

>>29202110
those were boiled too long, you want the yolk to be somewhat liquid still

Why have there been so many bakers lately?
How do we stop thread inflation?

>>29202323
>the dark pools
Rich people that get their kicks from degenerate gambling?

>>29201977
Yeah deciding what to invest in with your life savings it's not a serious matter at all
It's just like singing and dancing, all that matters is that you're having fun

>>29202323
None of that garbage is going to come anywhere close to my SOXL stack you fucking peasant. Kneel before me, beg me for my advice and forgiveness and perhaps I will take mercy on your pitiful soul.

Lol. And when you're at it, make sure that when VIX goes below $20 (so that you buy the hedges at lowest volatility) you buy far OTM SPX LEAP puts to hedge your portfolio, allocate 3-5% of your portfolio to this.
Milkbreath ADHD white kids will never give you this advice. Lol. Take it or leave it, but if you don't take it you won't go far with your portfolio.

You should all be hedging.

>>29202395
PLTR had a green day. They're back.

thoughts about PRQR? anyone in on this? it broke out fo a falling wedge, looks to me like it could 2x from here based on technicals alone ($10 target) but I only now started to research fundamentals

>>29202393
Liquid yolk eaters are the worst human beings on the planet.

>>29202419
And I mean FAR out the money puts on SPX, like below $2500 strike. Your puts will burn off most years, but in 2020 those puts would’ve returned 4400%. This is called a "tail risk strategy". Please, my retarded white friends. Please follow this advice.

and miners are overvalued relative to cryptocurrency growth.
we'll have a lot of the
>muh miner stock went down even though BTC is going up, market is le clown market makes no sense, huh

So what's the deal with CCIV? Why did it tank so hard? Bad news? Rugpull?

>>29202395
Man, I fucking love inflation.
What's your favorite inflation?

>>29202240
Sell your portfolio, buy land and guns.

>>29202516
could be insider dumping, maybe the deal didn't go through

MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
>MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
>MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
>MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
>MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
>MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
>MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
>MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO
>MY COCK IS GIGANTIC AND I USE IT TO POUND $ASO

Will no one listen to my hedging advice? Okay. Lol. Anyone here mainly an options trader? Please. Tell me. You need to listen to what I will tell you if you trade options so you save money.

>>29202104
He has BTC in his profile pic. Are you saying that's a top signal?

>>29202476
I hate solid yolk. Disgusting chalky tasteless shit. Yolk should be liquid or I don't want it

Another day of wage cucking

>>29202403
We are in an insane bull market propped up by unprecedented money printing. There are opportunities all over the place, and you could do worse than YOLOing into SOXL or just holding ARK ETFs.
And once you've done that, what else is there to do but cheer and celebrate as you effortlessly make money from the largest wealth transfer in history?

>>29202616
I’m on your side anon.

Alright. I guess I'm going to slam some wine.

>Will no one listen to my hedging advice? Okay. Lol. Anyone here mainly an options trader? Please. Tell me. You need to listen to what I will tell you if you trade options so you save money.

>>29202616
I'll pass on yolk period, always preferred egg whites

>>29202525
Stock market inflation, because since I don't need to buy stocks every day I can just get rich doing nothing.

>>29202672
Okay thank you fellow soijak chad for listening. What options traders need to realize is that if you are long call exposed mainly you need to protect yourself from volatility crush, best way to level out the vega on your long position is use short straddles.

Also did you like that time I shitposted soijaks on here for 12 hours straight a couple weeks in a row for GME positions?

I want to buy stonks!
Aren't there foreign markets we can gamble in?

You want to flatten out your volatility via short straddle spreads to harvest premiums from those crab weeks. Please options guys do this or else I will be upset.

>>29202628
>we're in a bull market, therefore there isn't anything else to do in life besides clicking buy on random companies and shitposting about them all day long

I am going to gangrape some of you with my Hindu bros if you don't start hedging real soon.

>>29202878
I will just pull out of the market before the crash, my algos have turned me into an oracle

>>29202791

Futures trade 23 Hours a day, five days a week.

>>29202395
There's at least 200-300 active posters during trading hours, it's a complete mess. And some of those faggots think you should bake threads before 300 posts

>>29202842
The ARK ETFs aren't companies. And SOXL isn't some 'random company', it is one of the biggest and oldest conglomerates in history. You're probably writing your posts on a SOXL product right now and you don't even know it.

>>29202918
>my algos have turned me into an oracle

>>29203038
predicted the dip this week, I pulled out of my 3X ETFs last friday and got back in thursday

>>29202826
Sorry bro I only sell covered calls to take degenerate gamblers money, and buy puts on meme shit to take newfags money. That’s the only strategy I need.

>>29199720
unironically it looks like one of the best stocks to buy atm. It's not going lower, and it will no doubt go up to at least 15

>>29202393
This is pure kino. Youre a based egg eater

>>29203006
Are you trolling? SOXL isn't a company at all....

>>29203082
holy fuck michael burry in the flesh here

>>29203124
I guess you're right in the sense that the Dutch East India Company was practically a nation-state in its own right.... And since SOXL is the V.O.C. of the digital age...

>>29203088
>covered calls
>buying puts
>degenerate
http://personal.fidelity.com/webxpress/help/topics/learn_option_summary.shtml

You are talking about novice Level 1 and 2 strategies while I am talking about a Level 4 strategy (short straddle spreads)

Bros I think DNN is a really good buy in the low 1 zone, I added a bunch at 1.25 will be accumulating more throughout next week as long as it stays below 1.50 hopefully below 1.25 so i can average down

>>29196747
tranny

>>29203131
Michael Burry is usually right but never times it well.

Someone fud me PLTR. My friend just bought 320Kish usd worth of calls and shares today at close. He’s literally restarted and is playing with his inheritance. I’m scared for his mental health as he is prone to conspiracies and likes hard rock.

>>29203192
I know the difference. I’m saying I don’t care because my strategy is comfy and works.

How can anyone buy SOXL or Bitcoin miners rn? It's so fucking overextended and frothy

>>29203414
Skype Me And We Can Discuss How Short Straddle Spreads Work On Videochat.

>>29203384
Stupid people deserve to lose their money.

LOL

>>29203384
What the fuck... They don't even have a billion dollars in revenue yet.

I'm sure ultra long term it'll be fine, might even have a nice rally shortly.

>>29203431
Well SOXL just corrected twice in less than a month, and it's not just tied to bitcoin anyways. Semis are in everything.

>>29203448
no

>>29203459
.

>>29203431
BITCOIN WILL REPLACE GOLD TRUST ME

>>29203549
Iyy

>>29203594
PLTR has a shit load of dark pool orders coming in so like i cant rly FUD u PLTR sorry bro ur friend gonna be rich i hope he does well bless him let me fuck his mom

Anyone here buys the theory that QE is deflationary?

>>29203431
I guess you don't like money. Keep thinking we are at the top like the rest of the retards here.

>>29203655
What if those call option dark pool orders are institutions selling naked calls?

>>29203656
It is for the economy. It exists solely to pump assets. It is undertaken originally to help the economy. Thus, there no civilization that has ever attempted its own version of QE has ever escaped the QE death spiral

>>29203742
So you think it's inflationary?

>>29197056
Why is crypto dead if quantum computing happens? I don’t own crypto but I’m interested

>>29203705
Then they wouldn't also be buying large equity orders unless they were somehow trying to remain delta neutral but just look at these massive dark pool equity prints on PLTR, not just option sweeps

02/19/2021
Time
09:47
Ticker
PLTR
Quantity
939,945
Spot
$27.30
$Price
$26M

Like jesus fuck dude PLTR is going on a bullrun

>>29203817
They can use it to de-crypt the crypto.

fuck yes some rich dude just bought a bunch of Barrick gold

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Paulson
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/john-paulsons-top-5-buys-222518204.html

>>29203828
where do you get this info?

>>29203935
I am a Hindu Brahmin priest. I initiate a prayer and the Vedic Dark Pool Gods talk to me.

>>29203974
may you escape rebirth brother, i too hear the voices

>>29203905
no you fucking cant stop saying random shit

>>29203974
If I buy more of your schizo darkpool shills, will I be blessed by the Hindu gods?

>>29203431
>How can anyone buy SOXL
The underlying demand for semiconductors is only increasing.
>Bitcoin miners
Wow, you're definitely ngmi if you don't have at least one
>It's so fucking overextended and frothy
Look at the amount of money being thrown into equities. You're describing the entire market
>>29203698
We're about to have another stimulus passed and anons still believe a crash is right around the corner

just got max profit on my MARA 30/35call spread expiring yesterday

should I buy more MARA, or get on RIOT / MVIS / SI ??

>>29204059
If you want me to be serious which I am rn because im drunk as shit then I really do still want you to buy CRBP and ATOS rn. Don't over-diversify, so the aforementioned stocks are good dark pool plays but yes PLTR will go ballistic soonish based on dark pool footprint.
NOK, SRNE, DNN, and AQMS are all stocks I am strongly recommending as a dark pool hindu schizo

baked
>>29204169
>>29204169
>>29204169

>>29204174
I do. I trust schizoposters, weebs, and people that fit some other criteria slightly more than the average. It's working out ok.
I have CRBP but my funds haven't transferred so I couldn't buy more on sale this week. Although maybe I should sell some shit, I'm probably over-diversified for the poorfag money I have.
I had some NOK but ended up dumping it because I keep seeing Finns saying it's the Finnish boomer's crabbing retirement stock. Haven't looked into any of the others.

>>29204426
So NOK please please please please please please be patient i swear man if you are impatinet then dont bother NOK is a 6 month + play please be patient it will pop soon i promise you im not fucking joking just trust me that NOK should be your core investment long term please 4 bucks for NOK is insane

CRBP could stay at this low 3/high 2 area for just a few more days so grab it while you can bro. Don't muddle yourself with too many stocks, short swing on CRBP + DNN maybe and then core investment NOK for long. DNN is a MASSIVe dark pool play as im sure youve read on here before its all over the internet that dark pools picked up DNN

>>29204540
CEO already said that they were undercutting competitors in order to win contracts

>>29204744
And look at the OI data on 2023 and 2022 LEAPS. And look at their SEC manipulation on the Code M halt earlier this year to prevent the price popping.