/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29195703
>Invest in AlgoRand
>wait
>Profit????
Then you get your big tiddy lady

Post on /soc/. I found a guy I really like from a dating board there.

>>29196012
Post legs.

>>29196012
Are you a chick? Tranny doesnt count

>>29195703
Girlfriend?

Is that on Uniswap? PancakeSwap?

>>29195703
I was gonna make a joke, but eh, read the natural by Richard laruna

The first step, and it's a daunting one, is to overcome the infintely high boyfriend factor

>>29195703
Get a lambo and they will come

>>29196012

there's something hilarious about the fact that trannies are more common on 4chan than actual women

>>29196134
Yes, I am. As for the guy I like, he posted his discord and we've been talking on voice chat for a week.

>>29196316
are you 12

>>29196313
Not a trans woman, anon.

>>29195703
be nice to a girl who has similar interests, idk why it's so hard for yall

>>29196112
Finally not feet but a leg connoisseur. Pantyhose or Thigh-Highs, good ol' chap?

>>29195703
Caucasian, male, 6'1", 10-12% body fat, $50-75k in the bank, $80-100k salary, & zero debt.

>>29196369
This is also good advice.

>>29196316
>VC on discord
Nah i mean a real girlfriend that i can physically interact with. I feel like im decent looking but not good enough for bumble and tinder. Ive had girls online call me cute tho

>>29196546
they were lying

>>29195703
1)Buy a Black suit and two good quality white shirts. Go to a tailor, get it fitted.
2)Go to a hairdresser (a good one). Sit down and say can you give me a hair cut that makes me look good for a date. leave it up to them. Close your eyes.
3)Buy a good aftershave and clean your fingernails. Get a pair of leather new shoes (black)
4)Go to anywhere there are a lot of people. Pick a woman who is on here own and looks down. Walk up and say hello, my name is anon, can I take you to dinner tonight.
5)Pretend to be interested in what she says. Make sure the restaurant is not too cheap.
6)Drop her home.
7)Decide whether you want to fuck her.

>>29196546
I didn't mean talking on discord forever. We're planning on meeting up, now that we know each other a little better.

>>29196649
And if she tell you to fuck off when you ask. Just fuck off. There will be another band within an hour one will say yes.

>>29196369
my interests are videogames, computers and jerking off, there are probably 3 women in the whole world that share my interests
literally impossible

>>29196792
just become gay, easy.

>>29195703
it's not worth it anymore

>>29196792
What your stick your dick in does not have to like your hobbies

>>29196792
Women into video games and computers aren't all that rare, anon.

>>29196867
twitch thots aren't regular human girls

>>29196860
Ah wisdom at last

>>29196792
anon there are plenty of girls that like video games and computers. Also anime. That's how I've met all my girlfriends and close friends at least.

>>29196792
I've actually known a girl like that once online. I was very close to her for a few months but then i said something and pissed her off forever

any other anons here that are just burned out of relationships? tall good looking with money im smart and funny. just extremely depressed.

>>29195703
Have you tried talking to girls?

>>29196974
>tall good looking with money im smart

Why you mates want so much money from /biz/?

Go eat some rats and trash in your fucking river
Stop shilling on this thread with your fucking coin

I’ve already taken part in bot ocean and wait for full trading project launch with bots

>>29195703
Unironically no idea. I lucked out and am still with my high school gf almost a decade later.

>>29197048
>and funny
at least he got that one right

>>29195703
IDK I missed the oportunity for buying btc in early 2012 for being in a relationship, she dumped me and from there It's been a rabit hole of red pills, austitic shet and basically feeling more confortable in solitude.

It also doesn't help that I'm a fucking manlet kek.

>>29196974

I don't even want sex anymore. Crypto fried my brain and made me really insecure. No matter how much I make some dickhead has more than me. I have a hard time seeing myself as a sexual being anymore after avoiding women for so long (to make money and pursue freedom) and also meeting many rich Chad's, even though I'm objectively quite a catch myself. There's just no greater meaning to all this. I'd find Jesus but Christianity is cucked. Where do we go from here?

>>29196904
Twitch thots are unironically cancer.

>>29196934
what did you say anon?

>>29197094
>at least he got that one right

That's right anon, he's a tall good looking, smart, funny guy who spends his Friday nights on a Mongolian Trading Post

>>29197473
I aggressively joked about her being a catfish and she started acted like she was pissed off for like 30 minutes before she eventually said some mean shit and ghosted me. 2 months down the drain....

>>29195703
YOU DONT YOU STAY AT HOME FOREVER

>>29197612
bullet = dodged

>>29195703
Waste of money. ngmi

>>29195703
sign up for tinder, be ready for lots of rejection, shit doesn't happen overnight bro

What should I say?

>>29195703
you might as well pay your life savings to have sex with a hooker once because that's basically the nature of a long term marriage

>>29197839
I did here >>29196546

>>29197839
dont do that

>>29197910
your fear won't get you anywhere, rejection is healthy and all men should go through it

>>29195703

Long $PNIS
Short $BLLZ
>Profit 50% of the time 100% of the time.

>>29197975
>dont do that

>>29197048
>>29197094
>>29197558
yes anons. ive learned that with deep depression that doesnt even matter. just trying to find something to look forward to. crypto helps. i like the lines going up and down.
>>29197355
i dont care if anyone has more money than me good for them really. where do we go? no clue find something that you like. what do I like and want? to stop being a wagie and pursue my hobbies and interests and that's through crypto but even then what's it worth without love

>>29198005
Nah, i worded it wrong. I meant that i HAVE been on tinder and Bumble but have no luck

>>29198083
you didn't stick around for long enough, may take months. don't worry, it happens

>>29198083
you need better pictures then anon. go outside get some good stuff. set a timer on your phone of you doing action shots. don't make them seem like you took them yourself. don't have pictures of you in a group. have a pet? take one with them or showcase them.

>>29196974
I just broke with my 3 years gf, I don't miss her but it sucks to be alone, also I want to get my dick wet very bad and is hard to get back to the game

>>29198132
>months
LMAO ive been on and off tinder for a few years now

>>29198173
if you swipe "yes" on every account you are flagged and not shown to people
also as >>29198152 said, take some time on your pictures, as awkward as that may be

>>29198154
sorry for your breakup anon but i hope it was for good reasons. yeah it sucks to be alone sometimes. i'm happy doing my own thing answering to no one but damn those feelings do feel good sometimes. will be easier once restrictions lift to get your pp wet.

>>29196012
imagine dating a psychopath on 4chin, this wont end well

I have only been truly in love once, most other women just annoy me. Would rather be alone and have the occasional hookup

women never respond on tinder and the most attractive ones have boyfriends already and just wanted attention or to sell feet pics.

>>29197900
>"this is a 2-for-1, right?"

>>29196696
How much do you weigh?

>>29197900
C-can i see ur p..pp...pussy>>??? :O

>>29198422
your profile is shit and you did this to yourself or youre going for people out of your range.

>>29197900
Cover up, whore.

>>29198228
whats the size of ur population
whats ur height

>>29198266
Yeah, we kinda went out in good terms, she basically wasn't what I wanted for the rest of my life, luckily restrictions are as bad here but yeah, focusing on shitcoins, my business, losing weight and exercising is good to keep me going and keeps the bad feelings away

>>29198484
but guys tell me I'm gorgeous. Never had a guy tell me I'm average.

>>29198512
live close to a major city, manlet
recently met a pretty nice chick, though I have to travel an hour if I want to see her.
I don't want her coming round my place though she has asked to.

>>29198515
that's right anon im doing the same. working out looking very good focusing on my crypto. but it still feels kind of empty without that love. idk what it is man. i'm deeply depressed this is the 5 year anniversary of trying to neck myself so maybe that's it.
>>29198589
but do you have good pictures that reflect that? of you doing things? that's what people like if you just look good and are boring then it doesn't mean shit unless youre just godly looking. im good looking ill get matches with shit pics but good pics boost the match chance by a ton

>>29198625
>I don't want her coming round my place though she has asked to.
thats a free lay
retard

Women just suck up so much of my time, it's insane. The truth is I just want sex occasionally as well as the feeling of bring valued like a BTC. I also want to be catered to constantly but women these days think that's beneath them

>>29198711
> if you just look good and are boring then it doesn't mean shit unless youre just godly looking
every woman I see has the same pictures as me.
And I don't go out and do shit because I hate myself.

>>29196313
Take your meds

>>29198753
I can just travel to hers

to all anons, life isn't that hard, women aren't that smart, I believe in you all

>>29198711
Damn man that's though, this might sound cliche but try finding God, realize he loves you infinitely so you can love yourself and by extent others also women are kinda the same regarding of what they try to make you think look for a young one and be strong and diligent with her/them wagmi

>>29196012
You have to be a chad to make it there

>>29198822
nigger where u from

>>29198755
>The truth is I just want sex
>Why does no girl want to date me
if all you want is sex just be gay, faggots don't care about literally anything other than cooming.

>>29198788
anon youre on biz you must understand supply and demand right? theres more men on these apps than women. you have to stand out. they have the pick of the litter not you. to your 2nd point i feel that but what ive learned is that if you dont put any effort then youll get what you put out returned to you in kind. go out do something youll feel better. the hard part is taking the first step. love you

>>29196792
You honestly don't want a girl with interests in video games and computers in my experience. My happiest relationships with women have been with ones with next to zero common interests, but similar personality and humor.
You'll never find yourself to date in woman form, sadly.

>>29198864
close to london, england

>>29198951
fuck you

>>29198907
need a 9/10 girl to go on a date with me.

>>29196792
some girls love jerking off too, if you know what I mean

>>29198978
haha why

>>29198937
this, girls into video games are jarring

>>29196316
this is sickening keep this shit to yourself.

>>29198905
Lol I actually maintain 4 girls right now. That's why I said they suck up so much of my time.

>>29197355
>>29198154
SELL NOW ITS OVER!!

>>29199101
nice

>>29199101
and i maintain 15 willing sex slaves faggot

>>29197900
"are you the ugly one or the uglier one?"

>>29198462

Will try

>>29197900
>What should I say?
Either, "are you trans?" Or pic related.

>>29199016
LONDON
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>>29199167
don't say that, that is cliche as fuck
you'd have better chances with >>29199156

>>29197900
ask /fit/ you will get great advice there