/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sneed

>>29191839
if you're more interested in growth, go with the index funds.
if you're more interested in dividends, go with the blue chips.

Baking.

smg truly has the best OP links of any general

>>29191953
Based

sneed

PLTR bros gonna be in for a rude awakening when they realize cathie cant save them forever

>>29191553
The fuck is Tokopedia? If I remember my Greek correctly, that's... Wikipedia for Children?

GAMESTONK!!

>>29191839
Blue chips are less volatile. They might move but they tend to crab upward but generally dont go massive double digit run ups

>BITCOIN 56K
I hope you all went in a crypto mining stock today

Rate my portfolio idea:
> not to be used by people who don't like making a lotta money
> long and short time preference
> Godlike returns
> Based
> SOXL is a very good company and acts as a hedge against BTC's volatility

>>29191916
Based

>>29191870
>You didn't panic sell this week, did you anon?
No. I bought some shit I probably shouldn't have though...

>>29191870
please do not associate CLF holders with furfags.
furfags do not deserve to be insulted like that.

WHOEVER HERE SHILLED MCET FUCK YOU I WANT MY FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS BACK

>>29192137

Love posts like these

I wont shill this much more but buy CRSR if you want guaranteed money.

look at the chart if you don't believe me.

>>29192007
Aunt Cathie is blessed by God and our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. If they wish PLTR to rise, so it will rise.

>>29191979
You made me notice that the hentai link managed to sneak its way back in there kek.

>>29192183
>MCET
same where do they find this shit kek

Snib snab I'm a CRBP

>>29191870
>You didn't panic sell this week, did you anon?
You weren’t in cash at the start of the week??

Went heavy on different crypto miners. Was tgis a good idea. Of course I got in late so i havent made much. Thoyght i was before sos pulled back. Got bfarf, sos, dmggf, ebon.

Is this a good plan for next week? Plan on holding for a few months if it works out

Elon Musk here, dubs decide the next stonk I tweet about.

>>29192218
the memes are going to be great when this stock finally learns how to go super saiyan

Is tomorrow the great reckoning of the market?

>>29192284
Its been working out just fine anon. Also, you will see your shekels double in mining stocks, if not quadruple

why is there no etherium miner stock

>>29192284
Yeah be glad you got in. I couldn't get in fast enough I have a 90 day restriction on my normal account because I'm retarded and I have to wait for cash to settle in my roth ira before I buy any

>>29192297

Lci

will it dump, moon, or just go sideways?

>>29191944
It is. It's boomers thinking they still run the place fucking themselves over.
It's beautiful.
>>29192087
I sold my cubes at 337
>>29192137
>0.0016 USD
That's not even a Pennystock. How do you come up with this shit? You play Scribble and hope for the best or what?

>>29192297
GRST you cara tranny loving faggot

>>29191941
index funds? examples?

>GME accepts BTC as payment
>GME acquires MicroCenter
>GME recalls shares for shareholder vote
>GME shareholders vote to add Elon Musk to the board
>GME sells weed, beer, slutty cosplay, and gamer girl bath water

>>29192301
>6 more days

>>29192183
>>29192214
Thank you I'll be back next week when I try and fail to ride the pump'n'dump lightning again

>>29192415
Bullish!

>>29192342
HVBTF is the only etherium mining stock.

>>29192355
Thats why i was days late on bfarf and dmgff. Had sos for a few days and split it while still slightly up with ebon but im still late. I should have sat on sos when i first knew about it at 3.05

>>29192330
>not a single stock will be green
You bet your ass.

>>29192297
SOXL

regret not getting into a bitcoin mining stock last week, but at least i have a whole lot of SOXL

>>29192425
What happens in six days

>>29192399
GRST it is!

>>29192025
Indonesian if i recall

>>29192404
The two you yourself quoted? Right here like one post ago? >>29191839
What do you think SPY and QQQ are?

>take hydroxylchlorquine
>lets cells absorb iron
>iron stops cell from being able to use replicase
>virus shows up
>can’t replicate without replicase
Virus sad and suicides.
Oldest fucking drug human ever started using. Improved with a dash of chemistry half a century ago. This is all you need to fight most shit that exploits replicase in your system.
Imagine if everyone just had a pill bottle of these for 50c instead of coronavirus nonsense lockdown. Really activates those almonds

>>29192399
I bought 20,000 tgis morning. My richfag friend bought 200,000 . whats the suicide stack on this one?

Bitfarms had an EBITDA of 4.5M$, there market cap is 684M$. If there South America plant opens, lets say that adds 4X there current EBITDA, that's still only 22.5M$ in earnings.

It doesn't seem impressive? Am I missing something? I guess if Bitcoin goes to 150k$+ then their earnings go to like 60M$+. And then it's a pretty fair valuation?

>>29192490
Do the needful sir

For me, it's China. The best place to buy stocks. I even ask for extra gains and the government is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for 1% gains and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Chinese spy laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the agents greet me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three percent gains to beat daily inflation. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Maoist indoctrination camp, I go there at least 3 times a week for buying Chinese stocks and prosecuting Muslims, 1-2 times for investing on the weekend, and maybe once around dinner when I'm in a rush but want a stock that is undervalued, fast, and can help subvert the US economy.

I even do it with the SEC watching, it's wonderful! What a great place to invest.

>>29192483
>What happens in six days
Two more weeks

>>29192520

Pretty spot on

>>29192465
>HVBTF
Wait really...? Where the fuck was this months ago when i asked

friday night fun!

>>29192540
Some penny stock anon shilled this dogshit 2 weeks ago. So like a good retard I took advice from someone I never met and dropped 1800 on it

>>29192191

Based. It is not her doing the picking.

>>29192548
So bitcoin only has to 2x current price? That seems pretty bullish even for this frothy market

>>29192404
Dude you gotta do some research or lurk moar newbie

>>29192189
gimme yo thesis breh...

>as i type on corsair keyboard

markets will be down 4% on monday

>>29192548
>he thinks bitcoin will stop at 150k

>>29191953
>YOU HAVE TO BAKE BEFORE 300 POSTS
>>29192076
I joined the SOS scam at $4 :^)
>>29192257
None of my stocks went down this week, aside from BILI and my few SMG shares

>>29192619
No one here talks about crypto shit too much besides barf, riot and mara.

>>29192297
AMRS!

>>29192652
Why?

>>29192723
covid recession coming into reality

.25 ETH is now $250

>>29192661
Ya but... wouldn't I just buy Bitcoin if I thought that? It seems like it's already priced into Bitfarms stock price.

>>29192762
is that really the best catalyst you could come up with for a 4% market drop? covid?
you can do better than that anon

>>29192536
No, it functions by inhibiting endosomal entry. That's why you don't see any effect unless you pair it with ambroxol for TMPRSS2 entry inhibition. Then the virus literally can't into your cells.

>>29192650
I took a peek at it. Basically they've been around since the 90s and have sold more than half of everything they've ever sold in the past 5 years. Killing it on the competitive gaming scene. Don't have hard numbers or fundamentals off top of my head but I'll throw a few shekels at it on Monday I reckon.

I was on the fence about buying miners. Think I might though on monday.

>>29192481
Honestly SOXL as a company is overvalued

>>29192635
No, I know. I need to know what the suicide stack is. Meaning, when this moons how much do I need to have had to not suicide

>>29192297
OPTIIIIIIIII

>>29192652
Would be great because I am only 25% in

>>29192848
my older brother's girlfriend's second cousin is good friends with SOXL CEO, big news coming in 2 more weeks

>>29192490
waiting

I have 1.50 may and August calls for gte. Will gte pump before then or should I sell for a loss next week?

I have 2.50c for april on ATOS, this one i need to decide on soon, if I hold for a pump between then and now or sell.

I also have 290 shares of aqb I have to decide whether or not to sell for aloss. It would allow me to buy into miners next week.

>>29192762
>Covid recession coming into reality

>>29192842
Don't buy miners.

Buy miner calls.

>>29192850
Balls deep in the memes

>>29192591
Sub human garbage

Any thoughts on TRXC. Supposedly they have restructured and got out of debt. Their competitors are trading in the 700s give or take. Could be a good long hold

90/10 SOXL/TAIL is superior to 100 SOXL

semis BTFO

my fellow CRBPchads ready to see this cup and handle through?
cant wait for a big pump after rare disease day on the 28th

>>29192952
Stay mad americuck. Daddy Xi blesses me.

>>29192929
I hope you bought those calls months ago anon, you're just gambling with that short of an expry

>>29192805
A portal to the anime dimension opens. Rioting women make the market dump, but after they are put down the eternal bullrun continues.
In 2022 the market stops trading as everyone is already happy and nobody needs money anymore. SPY closes at exactly 10000 USD.

anyone have that pic with MARA future profit projections?

it's like 60,000,000$ or something

>>29192951
Here, make sure you save this pic for the future

Rate my boomerfolio

>>29193000
Check'd. Not american though.

>>29193000
Trips of truth. China wins again.

>>29192929
idk riot has climbed up to value. probably even future projected value. and BTC would really have to take off higher in that amount of time. looks like you got in early but i dont want to fomo into short dated calls. i was thinking HIVE and holding through the year.

>>29193049
now these are the types of predictions i can get behind

coca cola is dead. its only a matter of time before they stop giving divvies to white investors in favor of POC

>>29192951
>DGTW
I hope that SRAC helps you escape those ghosts in space.

>>29193006
>gambling
Anon, the humans trading it are just as programmed and algorithmic as the crypto itself.

>>29192892
Yes that's why I wonder if it would be worth trying to pick winners when even buffet can't do it nowadays
He says he could make 50% a year if he was investing small amounts of capital but all the small caps seem overpriced to me

>>29192963
Interesting, I had never heard of that one

>>29193110
Remember to sell late august/september for Bitcoin's halving. It will drop so fucking fast

>>29192842
SBSW is a great palladium/plat play... based in MT
>>29192951
yeah im in JAKOF... don't know if that ones gonna pan out

>>29192330
Today is friday you dumb nigger

>>29193066
>Not American
Based. Your criticism is allowed then.

>>29192929
>btc miner calls within a month exp date

Jesus fucking christ if btc and miners weren't fucking enough volatility on their own.

>>29193166
We are reaching saturation point with this political correctness bullshit

>>29192007
What do you mean Cathie can't save us? Cathie is really smart! Why else would she buy shares of a company worth 60$B with a revenue of 1$M and no earnings?

>>29192330

>>29192762

>>29193170
still exposing yourself to some wacky short-term price action that can blow your back out at a moment's notice
buy longer dated calls, please
very nice gains though congrats

>>29193162
Hey Lum? I’m gonna stay up late until it’s Caturday. Then I’m gonna post cats. Here’s a picture of a dog in the meantime

>>29193166
Lmao.

>>29193166
You know that this could really just be anyone's screenshots, right?

>>29191870
[Kyockchokyock (Kyockcho)] Tohsaka Shimai Ryoujoku | Subjected Tohsaka Sisters (Fate/stay night) [English] [Gondis] [Digital]

>>29193110
Value + hype.

>>29193181
>late august/september
>for Bitcoin's halving
Not sure if trolling...

>>29193217
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space. Sometimes I wonder if it's literally the most risky non-margin play possible in any market anywhere.

>>29192879
Source?

>>29193243
Lmfao

Markets will be up 30% on monday

>>29193275
thank you, that's a nice dog, and i am looking forward to your cat posts

>>29193316
When is it halving then?

>>29193236
PLTR only earned $100k last year?!

>>29193166
So I should be more black? Sheeeiiit nigga why ain't you juss say so damn. scuse me comin thru

>>29192985
Yes sirs in 6 days big news. Very needful.

>>29193166
I was looking to sell my KO anyway

>>29193275
It's already Caturday here senpai, have one on the house

>>29193170
I'm actually up like a motherfucker on everything but the pennyanon memes.
>>29193187
I got in TAKOF at 1.28 based solely on the maple nigger shill thread. These last few days have been blood red, but lil TAKOF held on pretty well.

>>29192297
CRBP (what does Claire’s pussy feel like)

>>29193372
now that's a meme we should really invest in
clown market says it'll go straight to the fucking moon

>>29193162
Holo the wise market wolf rings the last Ding Ding. Everyone meets one last time at the local Chili's before, teary eyed, moving into the 2D dimension.
>>29193322
New Normal. A manga about what happens when we let the boomers continue to destroy our lives and people don't know others without masks.

>>29193166
I wish /pol/ would permanently leave. Your random unsourced tweet by a literal who is not biz.

>>29193376
There's only 1 nigger here and you're not scoops.

>>29193316
Jesus christ, it probably is but it's fucking retarded. Like fucking wsb level. Even more so though because they dont have that much money. If btc decides to correct, even if it does go back up, you will literally be wiped out during the correction and hit your expiration date. I would sell those first thing Monday and walk away feeling baller I grabbed a ahit ton. Holding over the weekend I'd be watching the btc chart nonstop.

Jfc. You're insane man. I hope thats not all your money

>>29193430
That cat is on that bird like a fly on shit

Podcast anon here. Should I do an instant premiere or just post the second episode?

>You will never experience 1000% IV and every option being ITM again
I miss January.

>>29193267
But I have enough money already and short-dated calls are more fun.

Besides, look at the sentiment around you. Crypto-adjacent people projecting wildly high, inaccurate prices (150k+) and too long timeframes (several months instead of a few months). This plays out every time. Nihil novi sub sole.

>>29193166
Why do we let >>>/pol/ in here? I come here to make money, not to further self-induce violent ideation. Luckly, i can grow a beard, get a tan, and dress like a tacky asshole. Just to circumvent this retardation and continue making it.

>>29192848
SOXL will literally go up with moores law. Right anons??? RIGHT?

>>29192076
>today
yeah dude just go all in on a stock that went up 100% in the last 2 days. the old /smg/ special

>>29193522
I don't know what that means
I've already taken a shower and watches 20 wurzelroot videos by now

>>29193340
>>29193430

Do you suppose we should create a Doggerday?

>>29193473
>>29193582
I came here from /pol/ after following the stock market hype a few weeks ago. Ever since then I haven’t gone back, and have completely grown out of my racism. I now respect black people and Jews. Thanks fellas, it’s much more comfy here.

>>29193370
I leave you the joy of Googling "Bitcoin halvening" and the wonderous journey of knowledge beyond.

>>29193497
Never risk more than you can afford to lose, that's for sure.

>>29193539
Based, glad you have more money, you better be batting 100% though qith your prediction. You're straight up gambling though anon. Which is fine if you have enough money

>>29192591
Is NOI going to moon again? Planning to buy next week now that it reached 55 USD

>>29193633
>Never risk more than you can afford to lose
This is bullshit. Read the art of war loser fag.

>>29193596
Im just gonna post it. one sec.

>I now respect black people and Jews.

>>29193181
>>29193370
>>29193633
literally wut? Bitcoin halvings make the price skyrocket because there are less bitcoin being mined

>>29193430
I would kick a field goal with a cat if I saw it kill a bird like that.

>>29193522
Just post it.
Did you use any of the advice we gave you yesterday?

>>29193680
Its not bullshit with options, especially the options he picked.

>>29191870
The girls are actually pretty hot in that e-hentai link. I wish the artist would expand on some of them with actual porn.

>>29193522
Where is the link to the first one. Maybe you can take over for the tranny lover and Cara “accuser” AJ

I came here from /pol/ after following the stock market hype a few weeks ago. Ever since then I haven’t gone back, and have completely grown out of my racism. I now respect black people and Jews. Thanks fellas, it’s much more comfy here.

HERE WE GO BROS EPISODE #2 LIVE PREMIERE WITH LIVE CHAT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TDLoIyxKJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TDLoIyxKJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TDLoIyxKJk

>>29193652
All investing has an element of gambling. But yes, this is an exceptionally spicy trade. I figure it'll be closed out in about a month.

>>29193680
Taleb can deadlift more than Sun Tzu, because Sun Tzu is dead. QED.

>>29193708
My point is that the halvening occurred months ago. That's what updates the stock to flow curve and what we're seeing play out.

>>29193662
NIO is a slow one, but yeah, eventually. Every now and then another large investor buys a shit ton of shares and the floor for NIO gets higher. Usually after good news on increased production.

>>29193735
You're saying "afford to lose" but you don't define what that means. If you have 0% probability of reaching your goals without risking your life you can't afford to not risk your life.

>>29193621
The chink shill, also reposts this gay pasta? Jesus, they better be paying you.

>>29193800

Make the chat Anonymous pls

I think BTC is very much the "You will have nothing, and be happy" asset

>>29191870
OTCMKTS:WORM

>>29193589
I bought 15 shares at $590. Only regret is I can't buy options because I'm a poorfag

fuck I fucked it up. hold on give me 5 minutes. podcast anon.

>>29193621
I once cared about politics, but now I only care about money. Blacks, Jews, Communists, I don't care. Just make my stocks go up and don't tax me, hell I haven't even read a newspaper in over a year.

If you make me do the anti-white safety dance and pay me money for it I will gladly hop along. Politics have no effect on my life. Money has.

Anything but money has become utterly irrelevant to me. Whatever.

>>29193601
Happy Doggerday, anon

I've held my bags of Wynaut like a baby for days. Don't regret it

>>29193850
But I’m the chink shill. pls notice me anon.

>>29193921
Hurry up, I want to bash your content in this thread>>29193928

>>29193885
you'll be able to afford options when the split happens early next month

What happened with the podcast?

>>29193845
Well I just mean it in the sense of not getting shaken by six figure daily swings. If that were my life savings rather than like $20k of joke money grown over the past month, I might very well trade things differently.

>>29193885
you can buy options when the March 1 tank comes

one sec bros I fucked up. gimme 15 mins.

POST LINK TO PODCAST

>>29193800
>podcast at midnight
Good stuff. While, you're at it you should talk about futures as well.

Is there any truth the the dark pool posts? I sunk a lot into DNN and am now planning on holding into March

>>29193986
Post link

>>29194038
Here's the channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRECn_WXwM1v9rIxf1dyenw

Podcast anon fucked up the upload, so it's being delayed

>>29193972
You, i know your getting paid. At least you're a market participant( you better be.)

Buy
KROEF - Newly listed staking company, they own a shitload of DOT, about to breakout and when alt season hits holy fuck watch out retards
CFII / CFIIW - For the love of god add this, the merge vote is on March 5, 2 fucking weeks. This has a max downside of 8% from current price because of how SPACs work premerge, if this doesnt pop a day or 2 before the merge finalizes then bail with at most 8% loss. Huge upside (especially warrants and March/April calls.

>>29192819
It does do that. And certainly doing those things will help, z-pac greatly increases efficacy.

>>29194036
omg fakin zoomers

>>29194059
Dunno what you mean specifically but Dark Pools are real. I track dark pool stuff on Blackboxstocks as well as option flow, its a good way to piggyback off the hedgefunds and tutes

>>29194072
80% of all my Xi bucks goes straight into the market!

>>29194059
>he doesnt know what dark pools are

>>29193522
why the fuck was the video just insulting literal retards instead of discussing stocks,

I would rather listen to some DDs you found interesting from anons here instead you sounding like a literal faggot talking about a dipshit and a tranny

>>29193877
That's also the stock market too though because the big nigs on Wall Street have the power to fuck you over at any time and get away with it without even a slap on the wrist.

>>29193877
As in? The zero privacy angle and awful transactability?

>>29194099
>they own a shitload of DOT
Define a shitload...

>>29194210
degenerate gamblers?

>>29193885
You only need 6.6 shares to write options on SOXL

>>29194188
Slow and steady bro, we'll make it.

I've said before and I'll say again. BFLY

>>29194188
>>29194258
From your pics I'm getting the impression Suncor is just Canadian Factorio Inc. Confirm/deny?

Alright, Podcast anon here, I fucked up the upload because im a faggot boomer who is out of touch and recorded the wrong audio track kek. Ill have the actual new episode up in like 15 mins.

>>29194210
What are they?

>>29193311
I see you like the best
>>29194213
It's the monotone Elliot Rodgers voice which gets to me

Remember, mommy loves you.

looks like another gme short squeeze may occur

>>29192297
DSS

>>29192481
Not too late to BFARF

>>29193591
kek, ill report back when its up another 200%

>>29194440
Okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DZRhru2gZo

>>29194266
I bought BFLYwarrants at $2 , sold them for about $15 each. Cathie Wood is slow to the punch. :)
Now buy CFIIW you fucking assholes. Love you fren

>>29194357
Just private exchanges for rich people.

>>29194490
>CLF tranny's head not on the nigger tranny's head

>>29193708
lewl, Wonder why bitcoin has had 2 major peaks and we are on our 3rd?

>>29194490
i don't really care about gme but last time it caused a huge dip in the whole market so ill be selling my etfs on monday

>buy the9 at 75
>sell off at 79.5 because it was looking like it would drop back to 75 after a while
>right when I sell it goes to 84
>other stocks go red and down for the day

>>29194357
Trading off the exchanges so the price doesnt get raped when a tute loads up $100m in Apple in 1 go

>>29194313
it's a crude oil company, they scoop oil out of sand with massive diggers

What companies are working on time travel technology?

>>29194099
>KROEF - Newly listed staking company, they own a shitload of DOT, about to breakout and when alt season hits holy fuck watch out retards
Why wouldn't I just buy DOT and stake it, smooth brain?

>>29194606
Delete this

>>29194467
Bought a small stack @8.27

Yes, fidelity fucked me. Immediately in the red lol .. God damnit

>>29194502
tell me about CFIIW fren.... what they gonna do?

>>29194490
>>29194440
When is day 2 of Gamestop hearing? It better not be on a trading day.

I never thought I'd shill for pennystock Anon, but I'm getting more convinced day-by-day about MJNE.

https://sec.report/Document/0001493152-21-004281/
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/sec-form-8-a.asp

Any anons care to shed light on this, from yesterday? Looks like they might move from OTC to an exchange. Imagine all the normies buying this stock based on the ticker name alone, once it becomes available on Robinhood?

>>29194583
Add UVXY calls if youre skurred about market volatility next week and you can hedge your portfolio :) I added a bunch of SPY puts cause it looks like the market might roll over with that fail to hold 390 on the SPY. Mini H&S on the daily and potential MACD bearish crossover. + Its just so fucking over extended.

I'm all in on SPCE and I have no exit strategy other than waiting for the test flight to eventually happen
thinking of uninstalling my trading app and putting up parenting filter on my browser so I won't be able to panic sell if it drops after earnings next week
on one hand you'd think that it will pump when they announce new date during the call (very likely) but then it might dump really hard when earning call comes and all they have is more promises
best case scenario they would fly before the call sometime next week but I don't think that's very likely
getting pretty stressful, i just keep reminding myself that I'm in this for the long-term and that I suck at swing trading so I'm better off holding, imagine selling every dip on TSLA or BTC last year
I would only sell if I found something that I like more but I just can't find anything

>>29194099
Who are they merging with? I found an SEC filing dated Jan 11 for a merger with PVMS LLC, a....burial/funeral company. Is that correct?

>>29194628
You should have bought a bigger stack to offset that or waited for the dual listing at that price you bought for.

>>29194313
Low cost oil producer/midstream/downstream. vertical integration, and have their hands in a bunch of other green projects. Probable double, and will likely bring back the dividend in a couple years.

Do we like cryptic messages? Maybe you can capitalize on this one. It would be a WASTE if you didn't come up with the solution

how Can We Shill all oF our picks For anons if they cant read through the lines?

alternatively if you are canadian, you Could Make do with Completing this one.

>>29177195

>>29194694
These fuckers make Smart Windows, ill prob make another shill thread this weekend so keep your eyes peeled. Ive made $ on about 65 SPACs over the last 9 months, id be shocked if this is the one that lets me down. Or check the Stocktwits CFII page.

purchase btwn. you could have made gains today if you'd listened, anon.

>>29194826
This is gonna crash the economy

>>29194772
I didnt know it was going to do that. I sold a few arks just to spread around miners. Only have a few k in that account.

>>29194876
>>29194826
it's funny because it actually would crash the economy

>>29193719
I also don't like cats killing birbs.

>>29194748
No, merging with View and they make smart glass and windows, shit is baller as fuck. They did windows for Uber, Facebook, Google, Regeneron, etc.... 1050 patents, 80% market share, 100% YoY growth, auto tinting windows that each have their own IP addresses. Eco friendly lowers energy use... Im on tablet so I cant full shill until im back at my PC

>>29194896
It has a huge warning message before purchasing foreign shares on Fidelity stating that you will get hit with a $50 fee and also the price may go up or down due to currency exchange.

>>29194778
SAY IT WITH ME
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>>29194778
Hmmmm what would be a better 6 day wait period though? CRaBP or secret stock

Episode # 2 is being (((processed))) right now. Uploaded the wrong file the first time and it took for ever to get the actual file online, but I think you guys will like it.

>>29194617
Why wouldnt you just buy BTC at $20k 3 months ago as opposed to the crypto miners that made 20x smoothbrain?

>>29195037
I was in a rush. And to be honest I heard people talking about it on here so i knew I would probably have to pay it. ID almost rather pay up front that see the giant red YOU LOSE sign

>>29195100
Nice, good luck

>>29194498
>short squeeze
>no one has shares to short
Because no one is that fucking stupid. No one is shorting it

>>29195112
mining isn't the same thing as staking tho

>>29194995
Well thank fuck I was wrong. Sounds good to me. I've seen some smart windows before at a previous job, although they weren't IP based. Corpo execs gobble that shit up.

BFARF bros BTC is tanking its over

Ok here we go #2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpmKJBmFjJM

Hi guys, what should I buy when market opens? Shill me a good stock that will unironically moon this coming week

>>29192083
based sneed poster

>>29195265
MOON

>>29195265
>>29195333
markets dont open for many days now because BOOMERS need the entire weekend or more off every single damn week

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HCMC AND MJEN SHILL? I JUST WANT TO TALK BRO, JUST WANT TO TALK

>>29195265
>please do my work for me
You deserve to get pajeet'd with the inevitable biotech shilling

>>29195422

>>29192879
>we...

>>29195265
https://vocaroo.com/17K6ptQXC2mo

>>29195466
kek legendary

>>29194440
It'll squeeze up slower this time with all the new option strikes and bagholders dumping at breakeven along the way so I can sell covered calls.

>>29192718
Ah a fellow man of culture!

>>29194826
finally hope for btc to be useful besides gambling and he wants to troll the btc whale hodlers

>>29195575
>>29195466
This applies to you too

now this is some spicy autism

>>29194059
>29193952

>>29194498
This guy sounds like one of those infomercial commercials you saw at 2am on TV 15 years ago. I don't trust this.

>>29194401
Sauce me plz

>>29194628
Why not set a limit buy? Crypto mining stocks fluctuate all day. if it starts off at 8 dollars, put a buy in for 7.85 or 8.20. Never buy the fucking top

I'm gonna keep it real with you guys, I don't know how to do proper DD, any good links to learn how to get better?
My extent goes into looking at RSI, bollinger band, TA memes

>>29193166
link tweet?

>>29195575
Was this supposed to be a Pajeet accent? CRBP isn’t a rugpull dumbfuck

>>29195265
>>29195333
MOON to the fucking moon

>>29195832
DGTW

>>29195832
this channel is pretty good, you can copy what he does and look at companies you like yourself
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA/videos

We need to talk about GRST. We need to define the suicide stack and we need to pump that mother fucker up.

>>29195825
He didn't buy the top. He got hit with fees that inflated the price because he bought a small stack.

>>29195882
CRBPajeet

Ok, back to my PC so I can shill CFII now
$CFII - Merging with View, the makers of smart windows and glass
-Merger vote on 3/5, SPAC's tend to ramp up into merger.
-1050 patents
-80% market share
-500 million dollar backlog
-100% YoY growth
-Auto tinting windows
-Each window has it's own IP address
-Windows come with security features to let you know if people are fucking with them
-These windows save massive amounts on heating and shit. Biden and the dems want Eco friendly cities and love forcing this type of tech down peoples throats.
-Many of the major developers that are using View windows say they won't build another building without them.
-Scientifically proven to increase mental health, reduce eye strain, improve sleep (more natural light, less solar radiation and shit)
-The windows allow you to ditch the blinds on your windows, so offices now have more space and landlords get to charge extra $ for having more quality space to use.
-Google, Uber, Regeneron, Dallas Fort Worth Airport, and a bunch of other major companies have been installing these bad boys and are loving em.
-Getting project after project after project, they've announced like 2 new major projects just in the last week including one that'll be the center point of a new Google Campus that's been built.
Grab CFIIW for extra juicy leverage. (They're warrants with a 11.50 exercise price)

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1811856/000121390020039983/ea130674ex99-2_cffinance2.htm - Investor Presentation

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/view-smart-windows-transform-st-123000512.html - New Project

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/view-smart-windows-elevate-lake-123000020.html - New Project

https://view.com/projects?ReturnTo=/ - List of the projects that they've done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJMwhwVGmzo - Customer testimonials (watch this you lazy fucks)

>>29195903
spooky

>>29194628
wait people are buying barf at this price?

>>29195230
Are you ever going to talk about stocks or just about your shitting patterns at work? Time for you to let John out of your basement so he can keep making videos.

God damn I hate trading alongside whiteys. You guys smell like sour milk and all your women are whores and look like dried up horse shit past the age of 25

that was just your video diary

>>29195422
When is that hcmc v morris lawsuit supposed to happen anyways?

>>29191870
waifuposting time

>>29196002

>>29195230
Can you time stamp topics?

THIS WEEK IS THE WEEK I MAKE IT AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BOBO

>>29195970

>>29195903
shut the fuck up with your stupid ghost scam pump and dump you fucking apricot
>>29195914
thanks, I'll check these out

It's my money and I'm not holding your bags.

>>29196002
I need more replies I’m bored

>>29195970
>CFII
SPAC
10 bucks

you fucking mother fucking im in 500 buckerinos

am i really investing in electric windows now?

Is it really going to circle back around to buying in AMC and GME for quick gains soon?

>>29193708
sell the news

5 figures SOXL 5 figures TQQQ

I hope this makes it....

>>29196052
TIMESTAMPS
Personal blog:
0:00-14:08

There you go, enjoy.

>>29196151
in due time

>>29196151
Based

>>29196100
I need better things to do with my time than to prepare for the eternal crab next week

>>29195998
>John
Where the hell is he? None of these imposters have the charisma for the /smg/ update.

>>29195230
Please get help. Go out and exercise. Talk to a therapist. What are you doing with your life, man. You don't even talk about stocks until 12:10. Do the song at the beginning next time, just make it short and sweet.

>>29196115
Not only that, the shit they're developing beyond these windows is like interactive glass panel displays. Imagine advertising shit on windows in Time Square as opposed to giant ass billboards. Windows that would pay for themselves. And imagine when they go Residential with these things (which they're actually trying out right now) or install them on cars and trucks, etc.......

Hey CRBP Hindu dindu shill, where the fuck are you? I miss you bro

alright everything is fixed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpmKJBmFjJM&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpmKJBmFjJM&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpmKJBmFjJM&t=1s

its up

>>29196038
how many photos are in that folder?

>>29196268
Think of smart car windows that in the summer heat either increased or decreased tint to keep your car from over heating
Or smart windows that tinted when people walked near your car so they couldnt see the shit inside of it....

>>29196188
Thank you. I will tune in next time when there's something I'm interested in

>>29192382
Its going to moon, I know things.

>>29196253
The running theories:
>In the hospital for diabeetus due to his fat hands
>In Vegas gambling away his gains
>Forced into hiding after an autist threatened him

>>29196296
whats with the porn nigger fuck off

>>29195970
I'm dumb as fuck, whats the different with CFIIW

>>29195832
Your goal, is to understand WHAT you own, and WHY you think it'll be worth more in the future. Start with last years 10k annual report, it will describe the business. ie HOW they make their money. It'll also describe what they are doing to make more money. Then the most recent Quarterly report, and the quarterly conference call. What do you own, and why. A thesis. Take a look at the debt too. DD is understanding the company, and creating a narrative as too why the stock price will go up.

>>29196296
nigger

>>29195970
>Merger vote on 3/5
What does this mean? Sorry I'm a brainlet

>>29196377
Good guy

>>29196296
Why is this considered porn to pajeets?

>>29196296
fuck off you autistic nigger

>>29196324
4. CRBPajeet loves the "6 days for news from Japan" meme lol

>>29196501
6 more days good sir
trust in the plan

Fellow Pajeet, don’t let the white man scare you. It is me, your fellow Pajeet bretheren. We must instill courage and determination in this thread for the shining moon that will be CRBP will give us many joys

>>29195991
He must be referring to BITF the Canadian version of BFARF. Same stock though basically.

>>29196536

>>29196570
kek

10k on baba? yai or nai

>>29193473
I wish you would gas yourself, nigger.

>>29195785
Just Google that anons post lel >>29193311
also baked again
>>29196614
>>29196614
>>29196614

>>29196392
CFII - Shares of CF Acquisition Corp
CFII.U - Units of CF Acquisition Corp (1 share + a partial warrant, I wouldn't bother with these and these)
CFIIW / CFII.WS / CFII+ (depends on your brokerage) are warrants. A warrant is like a single share call option with 5 years of time on it and these have a 11.50 strike price. If CFII goes to $30, the warrants will go to $15+ and you'll make like 500%. You don't need any actual cash to exercise, they'll just cashless exercise them.

>>29196435
March 5th

>>29196570
I don’t know the Japan schizo that keeps saying 6 days
None of us Pajeets said CRBP will explode in 6 days. All of us are waiting for the clinical results which we know are already good lel

>>29195991
im not sure, please tell me why im an idiot with my analysis >>29192548

>>29196021
I won’t allow it

>>29196435
CFII is a SPAC, it was created by rich dudes who are bored and want to buy out another company. Sometimes they know what company they want ahead of time, sometimes they just choose a sector and go from there.
So the first thing they do with a SPAC is create an IPO to get investors like you and I interested. The gamble for us is that we don't know what company they want to buy out (initially). We can wait and find out, but by then the price has gone up a bit and there is less profit to be made.
CFII is wants to buy out this Smart Window company, and the vote on 3/5 will decide whether both parties agree or not. If they reach an agreement, stock goes up, everybody makes money. If not, stock goes down, you're left holding bags. Pic related.

>>29196638
No I mean what the fuck is the deal with the vote. Shareholders have to vote to approve or deny a merger? Or do the companies decide? What happens if it is turned down?

>>29196638
I appreciate the explanation anon

>>29193309
>globohomos couldn't be responsible for these slides
Your corporate masters approve of your stupidity. Still a good Boomer stock.

>>29195230
1st minute talking about work and landwhale
2, talking about what if i made it virgin fantasy
3, talking about ark, ark, and tqqq for investing
4. talks about johns superior product
5,talks about rads john's cawk
6,talks about his virgin intro he left out
7, talks about making another virgin song
8, says he hates the weekend but already said he loves friday because of the weekend
9, does a virgin impression that I couldn't make out
10, talks about his virgin neet habbits of eating...you know
11,Talks about being lazy and cooking
12. What are you going to do?
13. Talks about tai food and shitting
14, Talks about taking 2 shits a day at work
(I bet he doesn't use wetwipes) itchy
15.Sits in the toilet for his trades
16. Talks about his familys colon issues
17. Whisper talking about his shitty ass
18. Whispering about shitting 4 times a day
19. Talks about using laws in your favor( about shitting)
Wtf is this faggot talking about?
20. "Soak those restroom privledges up"
21. "Everyone needs a wrecked anus like mine"

22. Finally talks about stocks at 12:10
23. Bought NNDM and got wrecked but got MARA, dumped SOS, bought virgin ETFs because hes horrible.
24. Apologizes for being white
TLDR; Kid you are just rambling about nothing. Lets keep it simple. Follow Johns update

>>29196734
no one cares nigger, anyone can Google investopedia

>>29196128
no way, there are easier 2x's at this point with LEAPS on other shit over buying GME shares. GME calls too expensive to make it worth it.

selling GME weeklies could be good though, Cohen could still be legit in the long-term so worst-case it could just crab sideways with lucrative premiums (still >100%)
also short interest already deflated so you wouldn't be the retard that sold covered calls for 50c while the stock moons to triple digits in a few days

>>29193406
Why? It's a comfy hold if DIVs are your thing.

>>29196734
Thank you for this explanation anon, it's much appreciated

>>29196773
its for fun not for info

>>29196128
No nigger
Maybe next year

>>29196803

>>29196744
The shareholders vote, which is basically just a formality. I don't think a single SPAC has had the voters reject the deal over the last year. And SPAC investors $ is put into a trust, so if before the merge is finalized anyone can "redeem" their shares for roughly $10 which is why SPAC's have a $10 floor. If they dropped below $10 someone can just buy it and then redeem the share for $10 so it doesn't make sense to sell them under $10 (THIS IS ONLY BEFORE THE MERGER) On the day that the merger goes through and the ticker converts over, then its open season. That's why I said if this doesn't pop a day or 2 before the merger finalizes you can just bail with nearly 0 loss, and at worse it sells off to $10 which is only 8% down and you get out there.

>>29193166
>twitter
>karlyn

ok karyln

>>29193719
Cats are killing machines, and if you tried to kick one it would deke you and look on unconcerned after you fell and broke your arm.

>>29196725
fool

>>29196942
Gotchya, thanks anon!

>>29196411
thanks, I have a few shares in companies I'm second guessing myself in, mostly RKT POWW and a few biomemes

>>29196987
No problem fren. I'm sitting on like $15k in calls and another $35k in warrants. I'm gonna buy so much coke with my gains. :D

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29196466
Because they've never seen a hot woman in real life

>>29194709
I bought each of the five as a lotto tickets when I first saw one of his posts about twelve days ago. Not gonna lie my hopes are up juuust a little bit.

>>29195970
>Each window has it's own IP address
lol no MAC address maybe

>>29197304
Bitch it's either IP or MAC address, the difference doesn't put $ in my pocket so I'm not gonna sweat those details. :)