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You now tread on holy ground...

O great and holy barrel, whose glow warms us meager barons, let thou wrath pour from thy oily vessel onto they who mock ye ways.

Let all who follow thine way be blessed, for the day of the barrel shall bring retribution to us all, ye humble followers.

May your hour, the day of the barrel, come swift and silent as a thief in the night to scatter they who niggered themselves into pajeetcoins.

Let us, ye patient oilers, bask in thy glory to the anguish of our doubters upon that fated day.

Guard us from the daily pump and dump, that we may not falter in our holding to temptation.

Amen.

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Do you hear it, anon? Gabriel's trumpet sounds in the distance.

The hour grows near.