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I'm Satoshi Nakamoto.

>> No.29187374

>>29187344

cool
when are you gonna cash out

>> No.29187392

>>29187344
move wallet funds

>> No.29187486

give genesis block to CW

>> No.29187557

I am Satoshi Nakamoto

>> No.29187657

>>29187344
Hi Satoshi, I am dad.

>> No.29187727

I'm broke

>> No.29188507

>>29187344
hi sergey

>> No.29188595
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29188595

Bsv er nah

>> No.29188675

>>29187344
My life would be shit if it weren't for you. Thank you.

>> No.29189060

No, I'M dirty dan

>> No.29189154
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I like to imagine Satoshi would do random shit like this knowing no one would ever believe him

>> No.29189184

>>29187344
Welcome back. So when are you going all in on XMR?

>> No.29189219

>>29187344
Your invention has no uses, causes trillions of tons of carbon emissions in mining, has enriched criminals and online degenerates instead of hardworking people, and will ultimately destabilize the world by supplanting fiat currency.
Congrats bro. You got the bad ending.

>> No.29189263

>>29187344
hi cz

>> No.29189289

>>29187344
Same to be honest

>> No.29189342

Where's the treasure

>> No.29189356

>>29189219
God forbid you take money away from elites that do all the same shit.

>> No.29189360

>>29187344
Sweet, I loved Super Mario Bros 3. Good job on that one

>> No.29189421

>>29189219
>muh fiat!!!!

Fuck off central banking globo oligopoly elitist, your time is UP

>> No.29189949
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29189949

MINISTER YOU, SATOSHI

>> No.29190238

>>29189154
:)

>> No.29190300

I. Am. A. Woman. Named. Satoshi. Nakamoto.

>> No.29190654

It is already known who is the person/group of people that created and helped bitcoin. You cannot confirm it but with good arguments, you can almost “infer/bet” certainly.

People dont want or care about popularizing the name because it is better to live off as the “ we are all satoshi” ideology. It is much better

>> No.29190960

>>29187344
Ok what happened after you and me were in the elevator with the hooker in the purple miniskirt in Lisbon

>> No.29191020

>>29187344
when btc rug sir

>> No.29191178

>>29190960
samefag. No answer I see OP you skitzoid. Jimmy Caulty is banksy by the way. SN (well one of them) is alive and running a major crypto involving oracles, the more impressive roommate genius died of an mdna/cocaine OD

>> No.29191334

>>29191178
No way the orb guy is bansky. As for the hooker in Lisbon, we sucked her cock.

>> No.29191444

>>29191334
Wrong, I declined her services and said goodnight and went to bed. Yes he is banksy

>> No.29191523

>>29191334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsCeC6f0zc

>> No.29191574

shut the fuck up

>> No.29191641

>>29191334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28w2LVzxVkU

>> No.29191722

>>29191641
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K_Foundation_Burn_a_Million_Quid

>> No.29191727

>>29187344
Why did you make pokemon sword and shield so shitty?

>> No.29191742
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>>29189154
kek
remind me of this

>> No.29191819

>>29187344
I'm satoshi nakatomo

>> No.29191865

>>29191722
>>29191641
>>29191523
Ok im listening. I get that Jimmy makes epic music but explain how hes Banksy?

>> No.29191883

>>29191742
Yeah I know. Thanks for telling me. BY the way next winter 25% of the population will die of mutated covid

>> No.29191907

>>29189154
Reminds me of dave chapelle talking about potus prank calling people

>> No.29191943
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>>29191865
because he is. Make of it what you will.

>> No.29192019

>>29191943
bro Jimmys not even from Bristol

>> No.29192020
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>>29191943
Cauty designed the Stamps of Mass Destruction for Blacksmoke Art Collective

>> No.29192077

>>29192019
O for fuck sake. KLF. Bill Drummond. Bristol

>> No.29192136

>>29192077
https://alternativebristol.com/events/best-before-death-bill-drummond-documentary/

>> No.29192199

>>29192019
Why do you even doubt me? And no as we are both aware you are NOT SN. I've met Bill Gates to - he's actually pretty based.

>> No.29192204

>>29192020
alright ill give you the benefit of the doubt.
He COULD be Banksy.
Either way Chill Out is a great album and you've been a pretty cool anon

>> No.29192294
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>>29187344
>Satoshi Nakamoto
literally who?

>> No.29192299

>>29192204
You would not believe the shit I have done and seen anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=886UjnEd_1M

>> No.29192584

>>29192299
nice double dubs
send more music, have gained merit as a cool music anon

>> No.29192607

>>29191334
>>29191444
Is this some kind of weird code or does every crypto dev fuck trannies

>> No.29192725

>>29192607
I'm pretty sure it was a woman and I do not fuck hookers, In fact I loathe prostitution

>> No.29192737

I am Himura Kenshin

>> No.29192811

>>29192725
I don't judge, that's God's job
But while I have your attention is Zenon legit or some kind of ultra luxury rugpull

>> No.29192813

>>29192584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNvUQka4wk0

>> No.29192863

>>29187344
i still think elon is satoshi and is super releived he can openly hype BTC now.
elon is very smart do you think he never thought bit coin was a good investment until 2020? its just so widely accepted now that he can safely speak about it and "BUY" without being seen as a satoshi suspect. satoshi has to have been super rich to have the balls never to sell one fucking coin and there are only a few people like that that also are cypher punks and capable of building it. im telling you guys HE IS SATOSHI

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>>29192813

>> No.29192875

>>29192813
enh i liked him better when he was the drummer for Jesus and Mary Chain

>> No.29192940

>>29192863
Elon is a coke head brainl;et out of his depth the power of 10. he's not going to Mars and TSLA is bullshit starlink is just cover for a positioning jamming system for the US military and he's the random clown they picked to stop a finger in his ass and wave him about like a deranged puppet

>> No.29193115

>>29192940
You have all used software I have written. Its been all over your hand drives..I feel...dirty..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=gvLRd3Id0Ns&feature=share

>> No.29193276

>>29193115
prodigys pretty cool. chemical brothers are cooler though

>> No.29193507

>>29193276
Are they now? A juicy green apple is nice but not every apple is green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J5qLhfIr2E

>> No.29193531

>>29192940
ok elon stop trying to fud the truth.

>> No.29193568

>>29193507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwHtz1C4F-g

>> No.29193620

>>29192940
>he's not going to Mars and TSLA is bullshit
very based. Elon is a charlatan. A smart dude but his pipe dreams are hopium for science worshipping midwits

>> No.29193619

>>29193531
I ACTUALLY wrote video games as a kid. Not elon who is a mundane coke head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwHtz1C4F-g

>> No.29193863

>>29193620
More banksy art for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8C-ZTQJIkU

>> No.29193892

>>29193619
im not reddit trying to suck elons dick but im also not trying to worship satoshi and have this grand delusion about how godly satoshi was and no one alive could be satoshi because satoshi is a crypto coding genius. satoshi was said to be not the best coder not bad but also not the best so its plausible that everyone is looking for satoshi when he is hiding in "plain sight" i seriously think its him

>> No.29193997

>>29193892
You're a big gay then. You can now go to your family and tell them you are a big gay and think Elon is not a swaty coke head but invented bitcorn and at th end stand up and say 'I'm also a big gay'.

>> No.29194019

>>29193568
alright anon it was nice speaking with you but ima go smoke weed and drink a smoothie.
i will remember that orb/klf guy is most likely banksy.
goodnight

>> No.29194033

>>29187344
Checked

>> No.29194114

>>29193997
After reading through this thread I can confirm that everyone in it is a big gay and that I am the biggest and gayest of all for even reading through this schizophrenic bullshit.

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>>29193863

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>>29187344
What's a Satoshi Nakamoto?

>> No.29194248

>>29194114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhd-8FLOFDA

>> No.29194379

>>29187344
Hey Sergey, keep up the good work.

>> No.29194552

>>29194114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE