/biz/ - Business & Finance

>He didn't buy PLTR at $25

>>29164970
Easiest move i ever made

Accept and long Christ

>want to buy PLTR LEAP
>Schwab taking forever
>call them
>on hold for over 2 hours
>market closes so I have to wait til Monday
I want to kill everyone.

>>29165174
I invest only in stocks that pay out dividends.

Shilling my picks shamelessly.
Invest in these. Thank me later.

SFT , STPK , MAXR , MP , MNXXF , KRKNF , GM, CLOV , CPSH, AQB , ELYS , EXPC , GEVO , SKLZ , STPK , TRIT , MOON , MAXR , HOL , GHVI , SLGBF , KXPLF , EXPC , CLOV , AQB .

You are welcome.

These AH niggerjews are doing something fucky
They changed prices to price me out

>>29164970
ok i give.. Why is this meme company being heavily shilled here? its getting to the verge of reddittier

>>29165206
That’s some bullshit

>>29164970
the fudders being out on full force yesterday made that an instant buy

Buy SSY

You see, Anon...

>>29165241
Show us where you stand with these stocks (dollar wise) or GTFO

>>29165206
wait...Schwabs customer support is only during Market Hours? or do you have to call in to your (female)broker to place a LEAP order?

*AHEM*

* TINK TINK TINK *

settle down lads, Lord Karp has a message for us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzM0LzybwG4&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=Palantir

>>29165439
I had to get my account approved for options, which I guess I should have done earlier, but whatever. Still ridiculous how long their wait time is right now on the phone.

>>29165229
A place in the kingdom of heaven is the greatest dividend of all.

Will ((THEY)) be sending goons to sabotage the mining farms anytime soon?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
should have bought PLTR instead of SOXL puts

>>29165557
I might try to get there first and snag a 3070 or whatever

>>29164970
I only bought 100 shares at 25. Oh well. There might be some pullback after how high it went today, but I don't expect 25 again.

Planes

>>29165422

I am up 10% over 20ish days. But I panic sold during the GME fiasco, because I thought it was going to affect the broader market more than it actually did. So my port doesnt show my overall gains accurately. I have 2.5x over the last 12 months. I can post my port tonight atound midnight when I get back from work and I am not phoneposting.

>>29165676
I wish i still had a gme stack when i hit 400.

Which smg are we doing. Fuck. And how do margin calls work?

CRBP IM GONNA COOOOOM

>>29165945
got my hopes up fuck you

>>29165906
This one was first. I dont know how so many were threads were made with so many comments the second i said i was gonna bake. Kinda weird.

>>29165675
>pic related to your stocks

Anyone still holding FRX? It looks like it's slowly climbing again in after hours.

>>29165519
>being bribed by sky daddy to be a good boy, or else

>>29165276
retards have no idea what palantir even does and think it's muh based and redpilled big brother company that will only target minorities and immigrants
in reality, if it becomes successful you will have a chinese social credit-like system where you won't be able to get a job because of your 4chins shitposts

S>he bought the cat bounce

>>29166079
Reporting in. When do we sell?

im trying to sell CRSR after hours on RH and the price and asks/bids havent updated in 20 minutes, not even when i added my own limit order. is this normal? what the fuck

>>29165276
cause it is reddit. There was some statistic about the most shilled stocks on reddit,and PLTR is up there for months, even when it crabs.. were you here late november? holy shit the cringe spam (disclaimer: i also held it and made cash, but wasnt a cringelord over it)
The real question is in reverse: why does PLTR attract the most cringiest and loudest of holders.

>>29165676
doesn't matter show us or fuck off

>>29166191
Pltr are just autistic data aggregators.
They only have a few hundred employees and they just use the same base programs for shit and customize it for their customers. No one does what they do or can easily break into their market

>>29166191
>only target minorities and immigrants

PLTR $350 EOY

>>29164970
> He didn't buy HVBTF

>>29166018
i made my thread first. Nobody wanted to bake so now i bake all the threads, if i'm asleep you don't get a new thread then, gotta wait till i wake up. fuck u cunt

>>29165276
ape in, better not go against the wave, just buy

>>29166510
>ape in

any good/ promising eco companies and biotech companies?

AAL
Looks like April 1st is when they find out about their aid status.
Seems like a great time to pick up some bags though.

So should I fear margin if I have the cash in savings to cover. How does a margin call work? Do I have a certain amount of time to deposit funds or will they liquidate

>>29166603
Waiting for the dip on these guys, their onco drug targets are legit

Anyone know why Delta is pumping? It's almost back to feb 2020 levels

>>29166668
If you get a margin call, your broker will try to contact you by telephone usually. If you don't answer, within about 30 minutes they'll usually liquidate some of your holdings to get your account back in the green. Depending on how volatile the market happens to be, like a worst case scenario where everything is plunging like in March they will liquidate you much faster. If it's just a regular day, they might give you to the end of the day to come up with money usually through a wire. You really want to avoid a margin call, anon

>>29166603
>>29166718
oops

ITT: dumb money

>>29166045
>got in AAL @ 9, DAL @ 22
if it goes back to last april prices i'll just buy even more nbd

>>29167089
Yea I know. The requirements are so fuckingggggg high with soxl and fngu that literally one down day puts you damn near in margin call territory. Yet it feels silly to me personally not use fucking margin on something. I'm not using much. 2k margin on 6k capital.

Since Bitcoin doesn't have a physical form it can be represented as a phallus.

OPEN THE H*CKING MARKET RIGHT NOW POWELL IM ALREADY BORED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BUY ROLLS ROYCE

I'm finding really conflicting info on the requirements of being a daytrader, hopefully one of you can help me out.
I know you have to have an account balance over $25,000 at the end of every trading day to be able to day trade, but I've found two places that said you need to trade on margin, and two places say you don't.
Are there any other things I need to know about this?
I've been doing my 3-4 trades every 5 days for about 6 months, I started with $15,000 and I now have $27,000 and want to start doing more regular trading.

>>29167389
Have you tried TQQQ? The gains are similar to SOXL but the volatility is a bit lower

>>29164970
fucking retard SMG got in around 11

Why are you not invested in PLTR with such a cultured CEO?
https://youtu.be/PzM0LzybwG4?t=334

>>29167396
very needful statement.

>>29169511
Jew, fag, crazy ceo no ty

>ctrl+F CRVS
>no results

crvs insider buys 1.2M in stock @ 3.5 TODAY:
https://quantisnow.com/insight/415483?s=s

two days ago the CEO bought 300k in stock @3.5

>upcoming catalyst in March
>covid-related biopharma = will implode on the first good news
>still small volume
>absurdly low mktcap
>share offering was this week, with insiders buying = no dilution

Are you guys STILL refusing to buy CRVS?

HOLY SHIT LKCO

>Go to top daily movers
>Buy puts on everything
>Repeat every week
>Profit
Thanks for the free money you degenerate pump and dump faggots

SOXL

YOU PUSH IT

>>29169824
Sorry my meme money is tied up in a crab stock that was shilled by a damn pajeet

>>29166191
>if it becomes successful you will have a chinese social credit-like system where you won't be able to get a job because of your 4chins shitposts
Palantir's technology is basically political agnostic. It's as equally attractive to a fascist as it would be to a communist. That both ensures the company will be successful under any political conditions and gives the company a lot of value.

It's the same kind of thing as the Palantir from the LOTR books that it takes it's name from. It could be used both for good or evil purposes. But it got built anyways and is very valuable.

What the fuck even is the bear case against Palantir? "Reddit bought the stock" isn't an actual thesis. I've looked for them and they're all very weak.
>the company only has 18 months of cash in the bank based on their burn rate
Doesn't matter for a single moment when the company was initially funded with CIA cash. The government will just throw more money at Palantir to keep them running no matter what kind of cash issues they run into.
>Karp is not good at closing deals with corporate customers.
Doesn't matter when they just signed a deal with IBM that is going to have 3000 IBM salespeople who are B2B sales experts reselling Palantir's technology.
>Company is trading at a p/e that puts them in the same class as the best run companies in their category.
It's also founded by Peter Thiel who is the best executive in his category so it should be.

You guys might be the worst bakers of all time.

SOXL + covered calls
vs
TQQQ

whats better? i cant decide

>>29166191
Sounds based. Buying more next week.

CRBP bros we need to talk. We have something to discuss. It's important.

the most retarded poster we've seen in quite some time:
>>29170144

No need to recycle I made a new thread guys
>>29170091
>>29170091
>>29170091
>>29170091
>>29170091
>>29170091

>>29170263
CRBP mascot standing by

>>29170251
Soxl + covered calls + margin

>>29164778
Is it normal if I have similar thoughts when refueling my car?

>jewish
>mutt
>gay
>marxist
>#WithHer
>hates Trump
>calls employees "hobbits"
>stock price plummets when he opens his mouth
you will never be real women, PLTRannies

>>29170278
this dude is literally autistic... he's fucking making *more* generals when there's already two extra

this faggot is putting self worth into making generals on a anime stock forum after trading hours

do i buy KHC? everyone likes ketchup and beans

>>29169346
It needs to be a margin account, but that doesn't mean that you have to use margin. But you should use margin, because its basically free money and there is literally no way it could go tits up.

>>29170278
>>29170390
Lol normies please leave I made a new thread

>>29170357
you forgot.. whatever his degree is

first for SSY

if mommy cathie had a dick, i'd fucking suck it

>>29170309
HAhhahah that made me laugh. Lol. It's funny. Because CRBP has a similar acronym to "Crab" and it's been crabbing a bunch. Hahah. That was fucking great. Fuck. I smiled. I giggled.

Shorting Activision Blizzard as soon as markets open on Monday.

Is there a more cucked stock than this one?

>>29170357
>Aryan
>based
>self-loathing gay
>closed natsoc
>#maga
>campaigned for Trump
>Karp is his employee
>stabilizes stock price by buying hundreds of millions of shares
you are never going to make it no PLTRiners

>>29170444
degree in sucking dicks at the berlin university

>>29170357
This dude looks like the most silicon valley faggot of all time

>>29164970
bought as much as the student loan could cover without infringing on my rent or food budget. Easiest thing I've ever done.

>>29170221
Told everyone i was baking and i think they took it as a challenge.

Anyone looking at SSY? It leaped right before close, and is starting to pop up on my sentiment screeners

Hello /smg/. I own Exxon, Philip Morris and Realty Income. Will I make it?

>>29170278
>>29170292
kek

what do you call it when you have unrealized gains, but you only sell just enough to offset the cost of your original investment?
The act of making your net cost $0, but you still own some shares

>>29170590
In 30 years.

WHAT THE FUCK IS NOKs PROBLEM WTF BROS

5G ON THE FUCKING MOON WTF

>>29166191
if PLTR gets that big and powerful, ill never have to work again anyways. checkmate kikes.

>>29170357
and this is why..... IM OUT!

>>29170579
SSY is mooning. It's like $2.30 and it's competitor (which has worse books) is $78. it's hitting at least $10 by tuesday.

>>29167285
>AAL @ 9
How the fuck?

>>29170638
freeroll

>still hodling alpine 4
>down 24% from original purchase

Someone shill me a stock pls. I have $2000 to throw at something

>>29170638
covering your cost basis

>Be 4 figure poorfag
>Money finally freed up after my sold puts and calls expired
>SOXL having a 15-1 split
>MFW I might be able to get in on SOXL but I'll have to go almost all in
Alright fuckers I've heard the SOXL shills but do we have any bearfags who can explain why we're at the peak for semiconductors?

Imagine selling your PLTR for only $25

>>29170774
RIG, earnings coming up and oil is on the rise

>>29170774
Haha CRBP sir. Turn that $2000 to $2005 in 3 months. Do the needful!

>>29170805
You ever held a 3x before anon?

>>29170638
I feel like this is often a bad move. if the value of the stock goes up enough so you can cash out initial investment and still keep shares, chances are its going to go even higher...

>>29170775
That's what I imagined the term would be, but google didn't know what I was talking about.
Instead talking about irrelevant nonsense like IRS, taxes, options. I don't think this is it.

>>29170774
BFARF

>>29170251
SOXL and TQQQ have similar long term gains but SOXL is more volatile so premium from covered calls is higher. The upshot is you will get more gains from SOXL but will experience higher drawdowns due to the volatility

>>29170867
YIKES! Gonna pass on that
>>29170876
Tell me more? You're not the guy who jerks off on omegle are you?

>>29170518
based commie busting faggot

>>29170838
the only issue with PLTR is I don't have more cash to throw at it

MNKD

'


LCTX

>>29170466
Sell short term calls against your longs for more gains

>tfw nobody mentions the stocks you do dd on and keep quiet as smart money would before it blows up

feels good
if something i invest in is mentioned here i'm not happy
that means i'm too late

>>29171153
>thinking analyst ratings mean anything

>>29171084
i literally dont care about drawdowns, semis arentgoing anywhere but up and i am barely into 6 figures so i have a ways to go before i make it

>>29170774
$AQB

I hold 200 PLTR, am I going to make it?

>>29170127
hey man stop telling them

>>29171333
checked and based

>>29171369
How does 2 million sound?

>>29171333
>thinking hedgies and normies don't think anaylist ratings mean anything

>>29171333
Kidding. Waiting for my orders to fill

Are ya winning, son?
>https://strawpoll.com/ek5uvgb6h
https://strawpoll.com/ek5uvgb6h
>https://strawpoll.com/ek5uvgb6h
https://strawpoll.com/ek5uvgb6h

daily /smg/ gains poll

>>29170495
I'd watch out. ATVI seems to have support at 100. But I'm sitting on shares, and I don't plan on selling for awhile, so I don't mind if it goes down a bit if it means you make some cash.

>>29170454
ssy going up, will be interesting to watch

>>29170518
Is Mr. Thiel literally /ourgay/?

has anyone visited the GME thread? The average age there seems to be under 18.

>>29171369
How does 2 dollars sound?

>>29170805
The only possible bear case is the economy cools off and there's an over supply. Semiconductor manufacturing is extremely capital intensive so if product starts stacking up it's really bad news for the financials of said manufacturers. With worldwide stimulus and the enormous demand from people staying at home, as well as new infrastructure being built out to accomodate remote everything, I don't see an oversupply on the horizon. I think semis are well positioned to pump at least the next 2 years which should give us 5x gains after the split.
Of course I'd say that since I have 4 digits worth of SOXL shares in my stack and will be well into the 5 digits after the split

>>29171555
I like to visit sometimes and let them know that I’ll buy their bags at a fair value of $20 so they don’t have to carry them for an eternity. Easy (You)’s.

>>29171647
can u break down the split for me? am brainlet

anyone in GSAT here? I doubled down today because fuck it

>>29170518
>stabilizes stock price by buying hundreds of millions of shares
not complaining but how is that even legal?

>>29171647
Different anon but i'm a proper poorfag and could afford one share of SOXL at the most. Do you think it is worth it? I've managed to claw up from $400 to $700 invested.

>>29171802
Yes
It will become 15 shares on march 1st

>>29171894
>>29171802
>>29171775
>>29171764
>>29171736

Bought gevo now Im rich uhn uhn got the gevo strong jn the back of my car Uhn uhn Going to blow up like a movie star Yea yea Hold the gevo til im rocket to the stars

>>29171775
You’re allowed to buy shares in a company you own? That’s literally how owning a publically traded company works? People couldn’t sell cheap shares if someone else wasn’t willing to buy them?

Why does every stock look like this rn?

>>29170518
Two completely opposite characters of each other and that will cause some head butting in the conference room. I don't see PLTR lasting very long. I could picture the in-fighting already.
>>29170357

>>29171736
Pizza cost 10$(market cap). It is 2$ per slice(share) with a total of 5 slices(shares outstanding).
Someone cuts up the pizza some more so there is 10 slices at 1$ each. Your one slice at 2$ becomes two slices at 1$.

>>29171802
>I've managed to claw up from $400 to $700 invested.
Im rooting for you anon. Soon you will enter 4 figure hell which I personally intend to exit before summer.

>>29170513
Jokes on you for chasing dinossaurs. JMIA and SHOP have been doing fine.

>>29172022

>>29172059
so i get more pizza? sweet

>>29171736
For every share you own you will receive 15 shares in exchange. Each share you get will be 1/15 the value of the original share. The dollar value of your account won't change but you will have 15 times as many shares when it's over. Because it's an ETF this will have no effect, ie we won't get any pump from it.
>>29171802
I'm long term more bullish on semiconductors than anything else but you've probably noticed in the short and medium term the market goes up and down quite unpredictably and this will continue. As a general rule if the S&P goes up 1%, SOXL goes up around 5%. So when the market makes a big move up or down SOXL's move will be huge. If you can handle the big drops you stand to make excellent gains in the long term but if you can't handle a 50% draw down from time to time and think you might likely sell, 3x leveraged ETFs may not be for you. Not trying to be condescending but you really have to be ready for that to be successful with these things

>>29172022
Because if you open up S&P and look from its history to now, it has always gone up. Yes, there are crashes and dips but ultimately, if you hold, you will make money.

>>29172102
I don’t own any Amazon. I’m just wondering why it’s an eternal crab despite boomer “fundamentals”.

Good day today. Didn't quite make up for yesterday's DOOOMPING but a firm rejection of $30 on KTOS was nice, and Cannaccord reiterated a buy on MAXR.

>>29172030
having two gays in the conference room is a a bad sign
what if they pozz each other and then have a spat?
bearish as fuck

>>29172189
After the split I will have almost500 shares of SOXL and I have no intention of selling for many many years

>>29172154
>>29172059
>>29172189
>>29170805
>>29172189
Why do retards think a split is a good thing?

give it to me straight, we're in a bull market with no signs of stopping. im not worried about a market crash or correction, im worried about a bear market. convince me we wont have a prolonged downtrend

also how effective would it be to buy SQQQ or UVXY calls every 6 months?

>>29172311
t. wasn't here for the TSLA & AAPL splits of 2020

>>29172311
because 2 slices of pizza is more than 1

>>29172022
pic related. It has always been this way
>>29172307
Nice. You're gonna make it

>>29172214
Because Amazon has reached the peak of e-commerce for the moment. Hence why people are chasing JMIA, MELI, SHOP and whatever else other companies can expand and get a pie of Amazon's marketshare. Until Amazon comes up with something new it's going to crab. Market no longer cares about fundamentals (nor it should since credit is so cheap).

>>29172311
im looking forward to the split so i can sell covered calls AND i like the etf

>>29172370
youre a fucking idiot its not the same thing at all. its not going to pump..

if something isn't going to +10% in a day should i sell it?

>>29172377
>have a slice of pizza
>ask for two pieces cause you want two instead of one
>greasy italian cuts your slice down the middle
Th..thanks..

>>29172506
t. adhd zoomer babby

Ummm.. How is PLTR still pumping in the AH? Should I have bught in today? what about on Monday? Market buy order?

>>29172370
>wasnt here for GUSH stock split, a 2x leverage

>tfw just looked at my 1099-B
Nobody warned me that daytrading memes would be so much paperwork.

>>29172506
No? If something goes 10% up multiple days in a row you might want to take profit.

>>29172603
Bear trap. You're months late to PLTR.

>>29172603
>didn't buy in around 25
ngmi

>>29172506
Yes. You should only buy meme stocks that are going to jump up 100% in a day so I can buy puts at the top and steal your money.

>>29172693
You think it will dip monday?

>>29172570

>>29172189
I have some FNGU at the moment so I've got my toes dipped in a 3x leverage ETF. Just for a poorfag like me putting all my eggs in one basket is a bit nerve wracking. I guess the best way to not be nervous is to just do more research on SOXL and why people are so bullish.
Thank you for the candid response.

Baking!

should i just accept that Telsa is fairly valued and dump all my money into Tesla, Ark funds, and Bitcoin?

nothing makes sense

tfw bought the dip one day too early...

>>29172800
>182 posts and hes baking

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

someone responded to one of my posts indicating that a prolonged bear market will wipe me out...does he not know my retirement number $48K per year is dividends only, with only 8K getting taxed and that number increases on average of 7%-10% annually? Does he not know about dividend aristocrats and kings that increase their dividends through recessions and depressions?

Literally will never have to touch my principal, which will be around 1.5M-2.0M...so if I needed cash I could sell some assets. Moreover I already have $36K in cash for one years necessary expenses that I can dip into during a recession.

lol divvy haters, i know exactly what I'm doing

>>29172745
it's going to 15-20 range forever

>>29170774
RETARD ALERT

Its Friday and the market is closed.

>>29166389
If that happens I'll enter 8 figure territory EOY.

>>29172333
>also how effective would it be to buy SQQQ or UVXY calls every 6 months?
You'd be better off buying TAIL calls. You get the downside protection from black swan events and in normal times the price doesn't just march down to the center of the earth like inverse and volatility based ETFs
>give it to me straight, we're in a bull market with no signs of stopping. im not worried about a market crash or correction, im worried about a bear market. convince me we wont have a prolonged downtrend
Set a 200 day moving average line on SOXX (SOXL underlying) and when the price goes underneath it sell out of SOXL. The biggest enemy of 3x leveraged ETFs is high volatility markets and the biggest predictor of a down turn and high volatility is when your underlying goes under that 200. At that point SOXL will be getting killed so should you sell out at e.g. $200 the volatility decay inherent in 3x ETFs will be dragging the price of SOXL to the ground so by the time SOXX gets back above its 200 day average and you get back into SOXL, the price of SOXL will be much lower than when you got out so you'll end up in a better position with a lot more shares and you never have to worry about getting cucked by some kind of extended decade long bear market. Hope that's clear. I'm tired and need to go to bed.

>>29172784
FNGU is arguably more volatile than SOXL

I have 50 bucks to invest
what do I want 100 in 2 weeks

>>29173008
DGTW or DNN

>>29172676
Being able to import all the data direct from the broker into tax software is a godsend.

>>29173068
>DGTW
Don't invest in this it makes mustard gas

>>29172396
>>29172197
you might want to adjust that chart for inflation

what it shows is that there were many long bear markets, some that lasted a generation.

Baking.

>>29173008
if you're a risk taking chad look for a penny stock that's up so much the chart is a 90 deg angle and then buy a put option and sell as quickly as possible because that shit always goes back down 20-50%

>>29173177
That’s why I bought!

>>29173068
>dgtw
wtf i bought 1k shares and a ghost killed my dad

>>29172911
I hope you're 50 or older cuz 48k a year aint gonna do shit for you in 40 years. That will be like 10k a year now.

>>29168953
Why do you shill RR everyday?

>>29173214
>>29173214
Fresh bread
>>29173214
>>29173214

>>29172800
This isn't even fucking funny anymore. You're a disgrace to the /smg/ and /biz/ community, and your fucking bullshit is probably going to get us all temp banned. A lot of people work really hard to make this a fun place to discuss good stocks and post clever memes, but you just can't help yourself from ruining it with your lame jokes... if you even are joking. I hope every stock you own absolutely tanks next week, and that you end up literally financially ruined. If you hang yourself by eod Monday, I think we can all agree that that would be a righteous outcome. You should use this weekend as an opportunity to visit your local hardware store and pick out some good rope.

>>29173068
why are you trying to make me hold bags anon

>>29173234
someone ban this newfag. fuck off with your 3 threads at once

>>29173219

>>29173219
Don't forget reinvesting dividends and selling covered calls both of which I would do if I were a long term DOW holder. A lot of those bear markets would look a whole lot better. A lot of people point to the Nikkei as a worst case example but if you include dividends, the average returns in the Japanese bear market were 6% a year. Not great but not terrible either

> have soxl
> too expensive for many retail investors to buy
> it splits
> retail can now buy it
> it goes up
> can now sell some soxl to take profit while still having soxl
> repeat every 5 years
Are bears really too retarded to understand this? After the split you can sell to cover you initial investment and STILL have soxl for FREE

>>29166191
So I either lose my money when it crashes and become free and unattached to earthly desires, or I snap under the pressure of an alien society so far removed from my humble beginnings as a small town country boy due to them that I go full minecraft in a blaze of autistic glory
Fail to see the downside

>>29165355
Why would SSY pop of now? What's the catalyst? This looks like utter shite

>>29173177
When you have both CLX and YARIY in your portfolio.

>>29173316
You impudent fool. You worthless baboon. We’re 140 posts from bump limit. Call your parents and apologize for being a worthless fuckup then exile yourself to shitcoin threads.

>>29173368
Bobos lack vision. It's the only explanation

>>29173431
>I go full minecraft in a blaze of autistic glory
keep dreaming

>>29172912
Lmao what a retard.

Will you be buying Galaxy Bitcoin ETF?

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>>29164778
Can someone explain what the fuck is going on with riot and mara? Bitcoin is mooning and they don't budge. What gives?

>>29173537
enjoy holding my bags

>>29173368
soxl doesnt go up from people buying the etf it goes up from the underlying stocks it hold i.e amd, nvda, intc, tsm etc. i cant tell if people are trolling or dont understand what an etf is

>>29173586
Da jooos da algotrading da jooooooooooooos

>>29167017
Anon, I....

Is it going to be a green week next week? Please say it is.

>>29170127
Prove you've actually done this. I don't believe you.

>>29173553
After the crash, maybe.

>>29173586
They're fully valued now its why money has been pouring into bitfarms instead as its a third the price or something.

>>29172911
I agree. They just don't make stocks like they used to. :sip:

Yep, before all these jap stocks I keep seeing that are just a bunch of pump and dumps :angry: I pray to the lorde Jesus that these folks investing in these jap stocks get what's coming to them. Hey punk why don't you invest in some AMERICAN stocks like XOM or X or LMT? Is your bitcoing ever oging to pay you? No i don't fucking think so, DUDE :americanflag: :americanflag: :americanflag: :americanflag: :motorcycle:

Come to think of it, can you believe paying $800.00 for TSLA? :lmao: :lmao: If I wanted a golf cart I'd go to Home Depot :lmao: no thanks buddy i'll be waxxing my 1970 Ford Mustang Boss. :vroom: :cool: if the "ball and chain" lets me :lmao: :love:

DIVIDENDS
Q ANON STOCKS
BIG TITTY ASIAN PORN

What more could you possibly ask for in life? :sip: :smile:

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>>29170805
There is no bear case. The semiconductor shortage is a huge crisis and you guys haven't seen the start of it yet

>t. Working in auto industry

>>29173595
With pleasure. Please keep selling.

Is SQ going to crab or dump on earnings? Even if the earnings are through the roof, there is no way they can justify their current share price, which means it won't jump up.

AHHHHHHH I SHOULD HAVE MOVED ALL MY CRBP MONEY TO PLTR

>>29173614
Not that I necessarily think this is the case with SOXL but it's fun to think about how ETFs are almost the tail wagging the dog in this market. It's a known fact that inflows into SPY have helped inflate the price of the larger stocks in the index. I'm not sure exactly where the threshold before the effect is pronounced would be and SOXL (along with PSI, SOXX, USD, S M H, and whatever other semi ETFs exist) is almost certainly not there but maybe someday

>>29173280
>Penny stock option
How many pennies have options? Two?

>>29173705
How are they "fully valued" if the price of their core assets continue rising?

>>29166261
>RH
Why? It isn't hard to transfer out, most places cover the fee.

>>29173307
It's so fucking cheap

>>29165206
Schwab customer support is good but sometimes weird.
>my gondolas

>>29173869
lookup the relativemcaps between top 10 mcaps/SPY, then SOXL and the SOXX holdings to see how the effect is

do the math and do the work

Damn imagine picking up on that dip in Jan
Fuck I wish I had more than 50 bucks lmao

There's 4 generals up. Is this inflation?

>>29173906
It's also so fucking shit tbqh

>>29173307
Not him, but RR doesn't just provide full aircraft engines, they also provide all the little replacement parts that have been rotting away in those mothballed air fleets.

How do I screen for companies who are dealing with frivolous lawsuits so that institutional investors can get cheapies?

>>29173707
spot on

>>29173906
I got in at 92. Pretty chuffed with it

SOXL bros... we won

HVBTF is Barf without fees. Do the needful sirs. Also, jannies do your fucking job and delete 1 of the 3 /smg/ threads ffs.

What are some good dividend stocks for a fella with a poorfolio?

>>29167285
All in but in airlines except KLM
>>29170309
Guess Im stuck with the meme stock
>>29170357
U forgot based, add that to the pasta kek
>>29165820
I opened the /gme/ general scrolled a bit and fuck the autism there is contained , if it goes down I fear even more for the future of /smg/

>>29173614
The entire point of an ETF compared to a mutual fund is that trading DOES impact the price retard

Why do people buy Tesla coin when you can't stake it or gain anything from it?
Why does it go up in price? Does it even have any variant of dividence.
Explain yourself TSLA moonbois

>>29173737
everything I've seen looks like that will be over with by April.

>>29174295
It is an industry leading BTC miner like MARA. Used a cash raise to buy BTC.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS SRNE YOU GO UP RIGHT BEFORE I WAS ABOUT TO BUY YOU ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
EVERYONE LOOK AT SRNE RIGHT NOW IVE BEEN SHILLING THIS A LITTLE BIT

FUCK
I DONT HAVE ANY SRNE YET

WHY DID I BUY SO MUCH CRBP AND ATOS AND NOK INSTEAD OF AT LEAST PUTTING SOME INTO SRNE

FUCK, MILKBREATHS. IM VIOLENTLY UPSET

>>29174196
Have you seen the /gme/ threads where they "encode" each post so the """"shills""" can't bring them down?

>>29173955
>do the math and do the work
it's U=∑b∑rub,r

Where

ub,r=vb(1−wb)r−1wb

The difference in the derived SOXL as distributed variance methods is in the expression of the constraints. In one the answer I found was

wb=Wb/∑iWi

Interesting

>>29148887
daily reminder this is how you make it

>>29170876

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

Oh my fucking god SRNE i swear to god you better not go 20+

i swear to fucking God SRNE was going to be one of my core investments after CRBP was done. im fucking fuming with myself ngl

IS this TRUE?>??

>>29174359

Been thinking, lads. All the boomers are going to go on cruises after they get vaccinated

>>29173989
Poltards intentionally spamming threads to try and get them all deleted

>>29173887
stock market is future looking

I wish I was a millionaire.

>>29172603
Its bleed down from an ATH of $45. It has refueled for launch and is now headed to $65

>>29174374
Proof that they are /pol/ schizos. That’s the only other board I’ve ever seen that used.

>Futures
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29174522
wtf

>>29174482
He died from diabetes complications, his brother posted last week

>>29174537
>/pol/tards post in /gme/ threads
Sounds about right

>>29174367
CRBP SHILL SOLD OUT OF CRBP!

>>29174295
I wanna see that bubble pop so bad

>>29174518
No, you guys are just bad at baking.

>>29174522
>there are non-millionaires on this board
disgusting, gtfo

Ryan Cohen is dead.

>>29174295
They sell stock and buy bitcoin. It's a post-fundamental company.

>>29174559

>>29174658
NO YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I AM STILL 100% BACKING CRBP I JUST WISH I HAD AN EXTRA 20K LAYING AROUND TO DUMP INTO SRNE

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED I AM THAT I WAS NOT IN SRNE YET DESPITE DOING HOURS OF RESEARCH ON IT

Oh well SRNE is 50+ long core investment, i will be accumulating SRNE at any dip. Meanwhile CRBP and ATOS will provide me with cummies

>>29174559

>>29174610
The death certificate still said Covid!

>went to bed just as market opened
>tfw PLTR buy order went through at $28

based

>>29174082
they hate us cuz they anus

>>29174402
Jeez I wish I could make it so far that I can literally buy meme stock for the lelz
>>29170876
>>29174428
But if it booms up remember to make the donation to the charity as promised anon
>>29171443
Im comfortable when people are in red with me but when I am alone there I feel like a loser
>>29174537
Schizos just call em the fucking jews kike, abrahamics, smouches etc
>>29174367
i know that feeling bro

Okay so everyone on top of CRBP and ATOS, also buy SRNE (and NOK, duh).

SRNE and NOK are long term core investments while CRBP and ATOS are value swings which you should exit in the next three months

NAKD

>>29174295
>Volkswagen sells more electric cars than Tesla for first time
>Volkswagen sold more electric cars across the globe than Tesla at the end of last year for the first time ever, according to an analysis by business consultancy AlixPartners. The brands of the Volkswagen group, which include Porsche and Audi, sold 192,000 fully electric cars or plug-in hybrid vehicles in the fourth quarter, compared to Tesla's 181,000 fully electric models.
Traditional car makers are already trying to catch up. Meanwhile Tesla has priced in a 120% market share.

>"But Tesla is..."
A company with a 90% "auto" revenue. They are not Space X or whatever people want it to be.

>>29174518
HOLY SHIT THE THREADS ARE HYPERINFLATING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M FUCKING BAKING A THREAD BROS BEFORE THIS SHIT COLLAPSES

>>29165675
ALTU gang

>>29164778
>weekend
>no trading for days
I hate this.

>>29174890
>Jeez I wish I could make it so far that I can literally buy meme stock for the lelz
Don't feel bad. All it does is lose you money

>>29174890
>Jeez I wish I could make it so far that I can literally buy meme stock for the lelz
I'm the anon who shilled GEVO, that anon is a legend but he'll get some nice gains from that. Most other suggestions were way worse

haha im the biggest idiot on the entire planet for not having a conservative portfolio of 100% bitcoin miners

SRNE is making me fucking sweat, i can't believe I was too much of a retard to not buy into it soon enough. PLEASE accumulate SRNE on any dips next week

>>29175098
your the SOXL coveredcalls bro?

>>29169364
>volatility is a bit lower
I crave the rush.

>>29173707
>this dumbass

you realize my top 5 holdings are KO, MSFT, AAPL, AMZN, GOOGL right? Technically BTC would be i#2 overall if we're counting that.

Then in my dividend portfolio i have companies like PG, JNJ, ADP, AMAT, TXN ORCL, LOW, SBUX, V, etc.

These aren't boomertier utilities. These are companies that consistently grow and outpace the S&P 500. Reach $1M in liquid assets and then we can talk about what you think is best, fair?

>>29175155
yes sir. And meme stock money losing extraordinaire. Keeps me from getting bored though

>26
>50k in btc, eth, xmr
>70k in QQQ
>10k in EU semiconductor etf (soxl not available here)
>70k in heavy growth stocks like NET, pltr, nio etc

will i make it? i am fearing a massive dump, there are some alarming signs especially in crypto but if i try to time this, i will probably fail miserably

>>29175098
Fuck I only have 120 SOXL. Jealous.

>>29175253
i talked with you earlier this week, i took up 2-3threads on covered calls

soldmy first TQQQ CC today, $125 strikefor 3/19. Got $118 for it, this morning, then markets immediately gave up all their gains and now its bid $102, lol. Easy. If I buy to cover on Monday morning, I can immediately sell say on Tuesday another CC right? I'll get my 100 shares collateral back available?

>>29175307
Nearly everything you have there is correlated to SPY/QQQ
Not telling you to sell but you need SOME kind of uncorrelated hedge.

HOLY FUCK BROS STORE YOUR POSTS HERE THEY ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE *INFINITE* THREADS!!

>>29175391
>>29175391
>>29175391
>>29175391

>>29175307
>will i make it?
Anon you are already top 1% for your age group.

Pic related household (Not "per capita") wealth of Germs by age group and percentile

>>29175424
not him but yes. why would you do this though?

>>29175007
lmao. Tesla is finished. They are getting killed in Europe and Asia. U.S. will be getting tougher over the next 3-4 years.

>>29175538
Why wouldnt I? Lock in profits from today/Monday, then on the next green day sell another CC?

>>29175307
>will i make it?
yes
>i am fearing a massive dump
there will almost certainly be one. Eventually. Doesn't mean you can time it. You're 26. Just keep accumulating and riding the waves. You're not leveraged as far as I can tell so you don't have to worry about losing everything no matter how bad it gets. Hold through thick and thin, add more whenever you can and you'll be very happy by the time you're 40
>>29175357
>Fuck I only have 120 SOXL
1800 shares soon. If the markets keep going for a while you'll be sitting fat before long
>>29175424
>soldmy first TQQQ CC today, $125 strikefor 3/19. Got $118 for it, this morning, then markets immediately gave up all their gains and now its bid $102
fukin nice anon. Good job.
>If I buy to cover on Monday morning, I can immediately sell say on Tuesday another CC right? I'll get my 100 shares collateral back available?
Yep that's exactly how it works. The instant you buy the call back you get your collateral back and can immediately sell another call

People are so butt hurt they missed on pltr they are making constant threads
kek

>>29175586
What do cars have to do with Teslas monster evaluation?

>>29175653
It's hyper inflation bro. I warned you guys about the threads but you thought you could just keep making threads for free, now look what's happening

Migrate and recycle this one:
>>29170091
>>29170091
>>29170091
>>29170091

>>29175307
breh i am 25 with 13k to my name, keep doing what you doing cause you're making it

>>29165241
>no BFLY
Come on man