/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29116858
So basically 100x on two consecutive trades

>>29116858
pls respond bros

Can anyone ell my why everyone is obsessed with getting rich quickly, and no-one is trying to get rich slowly?

>>29116858
>shorting on uniswap/pancakeswap

>>29117007
why do thing slow when can do fast

>>29117088
shorting anything 100x is also a fast way to the rope

You can't short most shitcoins and if you can you're more likely to get liquidated than not because the game is rigged against you

>>29117007
well people always have wanted to, but i think the pressure of looming inflation is getting to people rn. plus GME got allot of people hyped up. even i have to admit i have thrown 10% of my folio into some long shots recently.

>>29116858
enjoy getting scam wicked and being liquidated. The exchanges aren't gonna let you walk away with 1m from a 100x trade

>>29117157
Im not gonna use margin

>>29117240
By 100x i mean the coin drops 100x in price

ok guys i understand i will have to pay binance more money if the price of altcoin goes up.
Fuck it I'll just make a pump n dump ICO

>how to get liquidated by crypto volatilit - The Guide

man im really desperate to 'make it'. 27 year old neet with no degree here

Rate my strategy
Buy the next 1000x
Repeat till billionaire
Thoughts?

>>29116858
ok lol good luck

You fucking retard. Do you understand what short selling is?
The max profit of a short without margin is 2x (100%), provided the shitcoin you shorted goes to 0.

that's pretty good but a bit risky, here's my risk free strategy however, buy any coin with a x100 margin, sounds bad i know but here me out, you will only sell if it goes up 2%, meaning if it goes up 2% you make a 200% profit, but if it goes down 2% you can only lose 100%.
so if you do it with 100$ it's a coinflip between losing it all or turning it into 300$, so over time that's statistically guaranteed profit.
but that's between us, don't tell the normies or they will steal all the profit from us

>>29116858
>shorting in a bull market

>>29116858
why not just go log 1x (spot buy) and 10x, repeat it 3 times and you just turned 1k into a million. Could be done in 2 years or 3 months. Polkastarter did 600x and leveraged tokens over 50x in few months.

>>29119439
That's like going to the casino, double ur money or lose it all

>>29117007
I'm not going to be 23 forever anon

>>29119439
>can only lose 100% on a margin call
yeah try this out lmk how it goes

>>29119439
goes up 1% you make 70% after fees. goes down 0.6% you get liquidated

>>29119356
>Short at $100
>It drops to $1
>Profit= investment*100

>>29119565
yes but if you knew how to read you'd see in thise case it's TRIPLE or lose it all, and you do put all of your money, you do it with like 10% since you can't lose 10 times in a row, it's completely guaranteed profit but i understand if you're too scared of money

>>29117135
and the rope is also the fastest way out of all problems

>>29119527
The pump is already over though every coin will go down once bitcoin starts crashing

>>29119058
>27 year old neet with no degree here
Sorry anon, you already failed it

>>29119679
I HAVE to make it man there's no other option

>>29119716
>there's no other option
Oh YES there is another option

>>29119716
post tummy and i'll send you a linky so you can make it

>>29119821
0xFe93229b081AE2523a4311e334f19ebE0CCb81Ca

ngmi

>>29119973
cool, now the tummy with timestamp

>>29119058
Just to let you know, I'm a Gen-XLord that spent the age of 27 - 34 smoking weed every single day, without axception.
No degree, nothing.
When I turned 34, I got a minimum wage job with a charity as their IT person.
It's now a few years later and I'm writing scripts to create WVD environmments on MS Azure, and I've used my salary to make some real investments.
Keep these things in mind:
- It's never too late
- Waren Buffet made 97% of his net worth *after* he turned 65.

>>29120062
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU ANON

>>29120105
I'm sorry you wasted your one shot at life grandpa, go back to the cage now, you need to write more scripts

>>29120171
I work from home. Perhaps you should look up how much Azure WVD architects get paid bro.

>>29120480
What good is it if you are too old?
See you later, I have a date with a cute 20yo

>>29120612
>I have a date with a cute 20yo
No you don't.
Unlike you, I have a gf, a house, and a car.
I have the capital to fuck 20ys every night if I wished, because they're sure as hell not fucking someone that's holding $50 worth of $MCFUCKCOIN

>>29120480
perhaps you should look up how much all the biz /ourcoins/ have gone up in the last years and how much money we all make without being cucked wage slaves. back to the cage with you now

>>29120752
>WAKE UP
GRIND!
>HAD A QUICK BREAKFAST OF TOAST AND BLACK COFFEE
GRIND!
>SPRINTED TO WORK - 1.6 miles in 11 minutes (I was slowed down by my briefcase)
GRIND!
>MADE 300 PHONE CALLS BY NOON - ALWAYS BE CLOSING
GRIND!
>HAD A SALAD FOR LUNCH WHILE I UPDATED MY SPREADSHEETS
GRIND!
>CRUSHED SOME MEETINGS - INSPIRING GREATNESS IN OTHERS
GRIND!
>STAYED LATE AT THE OFFICE AGAIN AFTER EVERYONE LEFT - WORK DOESN’T REST
GRIND!
>CAME HOME EARLY TO FIND MY WIFE FUCKING HER PERSONAL TRAINER
GRIND!
>SPENDING NIGHTS AT THE OFFICE SLEEPING UNDER MY DESK - LESS COMMUTE MORE WORK
GRIND!
>MADE A MILLION DOLLARS IN THE PAST 8 MONTHS ALONE
GRIND!
>LOST HALF OF IT PLUS THE HOUSE IN DIVORCE
GRIND!

>>29120752
>boomer
>doesn't even have children
>not married
I am sad for you

>>29117420
what the fuck you are retarded. If a coin drops 100% you only get 2x on your money

>>29120793
I bought BTC when it was $1800, and I'm still holding.
I sold every single shitcoin I held in January to buy BNB.
I think I'll do OK, thank you for the advice however.

>>29117391
How are you going to get 100x by shorting without marging?

>>29120875
I'm sure the 0.5 btc you bought at $1800 is doing you well. if only you had bigger balls or a larger brain you could have had a life without wageslaving

>>29120940
>you could have had a life without wageslaving

Yes, people with their own extremely fulfulling lives often spend them on Ugandan Nose Flute forums attacking complete strangers.

None of you unemployable broke virgins are fooling anyone.

>>29116858
where can you short shitcoins? I know sites where you can short only like top 50 coins

>>29121101
this strategy was already debunked it can put you in debt

>>29121029
cope harder slavecuck you're also here except you are also forced to gift away a third of your free time every day

>>29121160
I am literally lying in bed right now. In fact, I'm thinking of spinning up another instance of the NV series to see how it does with mining.
You have no idea what that means, or how to accomplish it, or what I will gain from doing so.
You are the bird looking at the monitor.

>>29121319
why are you bragging with the fact that even in bed, you are forced to think about wageslaving?

>>29121160
>>29121437

You're still holding LINK, aren't you?

>>29121319
wagie wagie likes his cagie

>>29121464
project a bit harder I'm not done laughing

>>29121499
He IS still holding LINK

>>29121523
>he is desperately trying to derail and change the subject after getting called out on being a wagecuck
it's time to close the tab and stop posting. not everybody can make it from crypto, time to go back to the cage

>>29121523
What a sad existence, how old are you anon?
Imagine being your age and getting laughed by 20 year olds in a literal anime forum

>>29121523
slavecuck mad

>>29120480
>I work
That's the thing we're trying to avoid, anon

>>29121583
he's literally a 40+ year old boomer, check his posts. quite sad how they brainwashed him into an obedient little wage slave

>>29121576
>>29121583
Later, virgins, it's lunchtime, time to go and buy something for my gf and I to have for dinner tonight.

Link.

LINK!

>>29121523
Imagine not holding LINK

>>29121666
kek he's running away back to the comfort of his cage

>>29117007
Most people understand the condition of economy and their own better than you realize. Without money nowadays human life is worthless

How or where do you even short shitcoins

>>29117135
>>29119644
>I am Speed

>>29117007
Why the fuck would you prefer to do it slowly? Do you like living poor as a wageslave?

>>29121930
well >>29121319 does

>>29121666
cringe

>>29121666
good goy

>>29121735
oldfag here. This isn't how we do things on /biz/ my little /v/irgin. lurk moar

>>29117007

Go to bed Dad. You are shleep posting again.

>>29122049
oldfag here. youre a candyass roodypoo pussy

>>29116858
so basically you're going to yolo into APOLLO when it lists in a day or two on uniswap?

>>29117420
Do you think 100% and 100x are the same thing?

>>29123513
yeah im retarded

>>29117007
Because most people here have what we call a cumbrain.

The symptoms are :
- a short attention span
- a need to pursue high reward/low effort activities. (Dopamine hits)

The causes are:
-porn
-the pursuing of low effort/high reward activities (which then feed the need to consume more) like YouTube, videogames, etc

The cure is:
-force yourself to stop doing those activities
-concentrate on tasks that take time, like reading a book, or watching a movie from start to finish without interruption.

>>29116858
If it works, why stop at a million? Go for $100m at least.

>>29117007
>>29120105
>>29120480
>>29120752
>>29120875
>>29121029
>>29121319
>>29121464
>>29121523
>>29121666
Some seriously underrated bait and he's got all of you falling over each other to wrap your mouths around it
>mfw

>>29119821
im a cute brazilian twinko i do the suck sucky

>>29117007
Because I want to be rich while I'm still in good shape.

>>29116858
Spare some of your tank, brother?

have you not been paying attention to the GME shit at all? do you know what unlimited risk entails?

>>29116858
How do you short shitcoins that are on the swaps?

>>29126252
just realized i swallowed the bait, fuck you op

>>29123787
Yeah and on that note, buy RLC for long term guaranteed success.

wow amazing, just time the peak bro!

very wise

>>29116858
Don't short in the next 5 months ,
just long with leverage when sudden big dumps occur
Works quite well for me

>>29124101
Idk the gen-x stuff was true for me. I’m comfy af and I’ve never worked and have no degree lol.

is there any get rich quick scheme that actually works?

>>29123787
based and meaningful activities-pilled

>>29120105
>*after* he turned 65
nigga who gives a fuck after 65 years on this planet and exruciating back pain

>>29117007
because i'm not going to be young forever and having fun and enjoying life requires money so i'd rather be rich young and poor old than rich old and poor young