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I'm getting a prenup AND a vasectomy

>> No.29098379

>>29098270
Based, but freeze some sperm if you change your mind. Also hire the most Jewish lawyer you can find to write the prenup.

>> No.29098413 [DELETED] 

>>29098270
KEKED AND CHASTITY PILLED

>> No.29098429

>>29098270
Im getting a big fucking boner and binge watching american dad season 16. OHHH yah fucking shit man, my cum fucki sock is dripping right now. did you buy low>? oh ya me neither but fuck my dopinimine is legit

>> No.29098483

>>29098270
A SHELL OF A MAN

>> No.29098512

>>29098270
dont get married in the first place
ngmi

>> No.29098565

>>29098270
>prenup
Based
>vasectomy
Cringe

>> No.29098837

>>29098270
Make sure to not tell her about the vasectomy. When she says she's pregnant you can hit her with the ultimate fuck you.

>> No.29098876
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29098876

>>29098270
>entering into a one sided contract with a roastie and the (((state)))
>getting yourself another piece of paper for a false sense of security
>making sure you will be a cuck and be raising Chad's children rather than your own

>> No.29099038

Just don't do it bro. Look up "men on strike".
Stulupidest deal to take of all time, not to mention everyone will think you're a total idiot for getting married and rightly treat you like a buffoon.