/biz/ - Business & Finance

>GME approaching my buy point
>RK testified under oath to congress that it's still a good buy
>all my money is tied up doubling down on space stocks

>tfw down the price of two good escorts in two days

bought 100 PLTR, 2 SOXL, and 4000 OPTI today
also sold some poor retard a 1 DTE HYLN call
feels good being the jew instead of the retarded fomoer I was only half a year ago

One of those days where I tell myself "I'm not wrong. The market is wrong."

Buy KHC. Ketchup is the future. Are your stocks doing shitty? Well then catch up with ketchup.

>>29073071
Is it just me, or DFV was super fucking smooth when answering Tom Emmer.

Also with the sworn answer of GME being a good buy.

>>29073102
i was too pussy to sell them today, worried that with the hearing ongoing it's got more dump ahead. its at fair value now but im hoping it goes oversold due to retards not learnings their mistakes.

>>29073113
Same. I was able to recoup some losses with RIOT and MARA yesterday. But then they wanted to tank today.

>>29073234
RK was easily the best presenter there which is hilarious, probably helped by the fact he's the only one who had any experience streaming and was properly set up for it.

>>29072823
ok op lemme give it to you straight
your breads: they're solid. really solid.
question: whats the deal with the original post images though? indeed, they display a high level of talent and some kind of theme that I can't quite put my finger on. What is the general idea of the pictures? Thank you and may you be blessed with massive gains.

>>29071349

>>29073445
Yeah, he's basically streaming, and doesn't care that it isn't a few thousand retards watching but powerful old people. And a million retards.
And here I thought he was just a spergie, but no.

>>29073466
http://www.unknownsys.com/gta_gen/
https://en.pixiz.com/template/5-pictures-in-GTA-style-2253

>>29073556
You don't buy SQQQ ever. Either buy QQQ puts, or sell ITM calls on it.

>>29073598
Lol there's a generator? Huh.

>>29072823
I’m really feeling these images OP.
Keep em coming

>brother bought 1 (one) share of NIO, essential was his entire portfolio as he only put in $65 on his account
>sold it for a loss 2 days later because it went down 5 dollars
anyone else related to retards?

>>29073556
i dont touch sqqq anymore, made some money, lost some more money. if you want to hedge just hold cash or get a cash. if you want to play sqqq to try to make money on the way down i highly recommend learning basic TA. i am too lazy to do that so i stay away
t. lost like $3000 on QQQ puts during september and have not tried again since

>>29073751
my brother listened to me when i told him to throw 200 bucks at gme, made him $2000 and now he thinks im a genius
which i am

>>29073556
Gotta have really good timing for that. Line go up more than line go down, so if you pick a day at random and have no information you're better off being long than short.
Not everyone bothers to get good at it, they just average down on dips. Experts tend to use SPY or QQQ options instead of SQQQ because contango eats your gains even if your timing is right.

>>29073815
TA doesn't really work for large ETFs like SPY and QQQ. You basically cannot time these.

>>29073973
well as i said i dont know shit about it so i wont weigh in. i just know it's better than buying puts on a red day like i did

>>29073466
Thanks, friend! I enjoy this thread over weekday /smg/ and I figured it could use a bit more identity. I used one of the templates from >>29073598 in Photoshop, magic wanded each white space, and layered each individual image by copy. Nothing else to it, it roughly takes me ten minutes a pop. I might recycle them, but I want to make around half-a-dozen more. As for the pictures themselves, I try to include:
1 big titted girl
1 tasteful anime girl
1 old timey business magnate
1 coffee
1 Pepe/Wojak
And the rest as whatever.
Crossing my fingers for your next round of gains too!

>>29073973
>TA doesn't really work for large ETFs
newb :^)

>>29074147
Yeah, buying puts on red days is generally a bad idea.

Then again, I bought a bunch of puts yesterday, and if tomorrow is red, I'll cover all my losses I got this week.

>>29073373
Based MARA Chad. I think we may be in for a bitcoin correction soon.

>>29074269
> Gann market forecasting methods are purportedly based on geometry, astronomy and astrology, and ancient mathematics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Delbert_Gann

>>29073910
My dad thinks I'm a genius because I told him about why I think uranium is going up and bought UUUU for 4 dollars. He bought 100 shares as well and I told him to just not look at it for 6 months and he's going to do fine, but he checks every 5 minutes. I don't think he's cut out for this, even with the most solid and easiest path to gains there can be. This is the real reason I refuse to tell me family about my real gambling victories, because they'd probably kill themselves over the price swings

>>29074269
>>29074396

Alone? Tired? Deep in the red?
DENN is there for you.

>>29074316
I think so too. This whole week has been fucked. I just want some cheeseburger money.

What a disgusting cunt. Kill her.

>>29074464
I told my mother i didnt buy any GME because she was afraid about my aforementioned brother’s “gambling” so i just let her think i didnt touch it. I made my yearly salary on it

>>29074396
what the actual fuck
>3.1 Planetary configurations
>3.1.1 Planetary combinations for different markets
>3.1.2 Planteray influences on the weather along the Mississippi
>3.2 Price-zodiac conversion
>3.3 Gann angles
>3.4 The Spiral Chart and the Hexagon Chart
>3.4.1 Overview of the Spiral Chart
>3.4.1.1 Mathematical formula of the Spiral Chart
>3.4.1.2 Anecdote
>3.4.2 Overview of the Hexagon Chart
>3.4.2.1 Mathematical formula of the Hexagon Chart
>3.4.3 Practical examples
>3.5 Eclipses
>3.6 Planetary averages
I bet he just bought good value and said all this shit to satisfy the rubes.
This was the age of seances and "Jesus is coming next week for sure, I calculated it"

>>29074766
He was either a schizo, or an insider trader who parallel constructed with
>Ya breh, I bought whwat, because the Sun conjuncts retrograde Mercury at 12 Sag on 14th

>>29074511
I've only eaten at Denny's 2 times in my life. Both times at past 1am, and both times I've gotten immediately violently ill and had to puke before I finished eating

>>29073815
>3x leveraged ETF
>TA
Literally asking to lose money. If you want to trade indices then trade futures

>>29075107
This makes the customer hungry again
>eaten at Denny's 2 times
Aha!

>>29075107
The Romans used to vomit in the middle of banquets just so they'd get to enjoy more delectable food.

Mmm now I want Denny's.

That's AOC? Wow, she's retarded but I'd fuck her.

>>29075595
>AOC

>>29073556
This really is the nail in the coffin for/cmg/, holy fucking newfags

>>29075242
i obviously meant analyze QQQ, not SQQQ

>>29076031
You cannot analyze QQQ. It's a weighted sum of around 100 independent stocks. You might as well look at random noise.
The only TA you can do on it is "stocks go up until they don't"

>>29076017
>1 post by this ID

>leading market marker

Evening gentlemen. How's the coffee today? Taste's like hard liquor to me.
>>29075595
She's smart when she chooses to be. Which I wish was more often.

>>29076273
yeah again im not debating that, only telling the other guy im not dumb enough to make decisions about SQQQ based on SQQQ instead of QQQ

>>29074766
Congresswoman AOC, It was not insider trading, I based my orders on the planetary configuration of the solar system in addition to a price to zodiac conversion that allowed mt to accurately predict the planetary averages and thereby derive a binary conclusion of wheter to buy/sell.

You have A N V S, right Anons?

>>29076795
No. Next time shill it earlier.

>>29076702
>not contacting entities in the afterlife
ngmi

>>29076865
Anon...you are early.

>>29076795
what is it?

>>29076925
Hardly. It was $10 last month

>>29076890
>not using the Lesser Key of Solomon to contact demons for wealth
ngmi

>>29077093
The upside is around $100 if they come out with a good result. It has more than 50% chance of a good result. Anything under $40 is a good deal on it.

not the dark pool bro but posting his stuff in here
>tfw bought the PLTR dip today

>>29076795
>bio in the name
>up a lot already
No thanks!

>>29077222
That list is absolute shit DESU. Literally doing the opposite of it would yield net money.

>>29077269
If you're looking for biomemes that recently dipped, I can suggest LCTX and FREQ.
And CRBP :^)

What's the play on Texas? Snowstorm will probably screw over farms, agriculture, and maybe oil.

But I think the real play would be supply chains for strengthening the power grid.

>>29077768
What makes you think they will fix their shit this time? Also why would any share prices move because of a single state?

But of course the answer is physical lean hogs.

>>29077965
Texas is for steers and queers. Hogs are more of an East Coast thing.

>>29077768
Somebody told me to buy a generator company months ago, they said there was a shortage.
I said is it a good shortage where they're in demand or a bad shortage where their plastic got diverted to making medical supplies and PPE and they're totally fucked, like that polypropylene mattress company?
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>anon there's a shortage
>I'm going to buy generator company
So I never figured out of it was a good play. Fuck it.

>>29072823
>FRX pumped today
Aww, I wanted to buy in tomorrow. Why did it pump?

>>29073598
hah! thx

>>29078874
>Why did it pump
SPACs, man. SPACs.

Fuck me. I know it's a bubble, but it is so tempting.

>>29073466

Hello boomer.

Learn to GTA. Vidya, not a stock.

>>29079646
>boomer
Released October 22, 2001. Technically the boomer/zoomer cutoff is 9/11/2001 but I don't think they were playing it as babies. QED GTA is a boomer game.