/biz/ - Business & Finance

GTE bros...

I came here from /pol/ after following the stock market hype a few weeks ago. Ever since then I haven’t gone back, and have completely grown out of my racism. I now respect black people and Jews. Thanks fellas, it’s much more comfy here

22k in cash and 17k still bleeding red. Debating buying cheapies or if the faggot bear has more in him

3 red days in a row, back to square one

not like this

>Down 20%
I CANT NIGGERS
AAAAAAAA
I will sell a loss thats it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY HELP

Remember to benchmark yourself against a simple, conservative portfolio of 100% short dated, OTM calls on RIOT.

Thank god my crypto is mooning

>>29040965
>I now respect Jews
>Smg
Anon you somehow got here. Let me help you >>>/lgbt/

buy the GTE dip

Alright I told you guys to stop dumping...but Im serious now, it's not funny anymore, I'm down 8% today...

It wont process my sell and it just keeps falling Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is the end

I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE

I expected to get bog'd today from market open, but actually I'm making comfy profits.

>>29041135
which crypto?

>Knew the dump was gonna happen
>Only down 1%

GTE BROS OH NO OH NO

>>29040853
He bought?
Domp eet

>>29040936
sold, piece of shit

>>29041157
20% down. All gains... gone.... like tears in the rain

Wrong thread.

Go to the other /smg/

Fucking hell bros this is what we get for even mentioning pipp in these generals. Bloody Biden has gaped us

What cheapies do I get bros?

It makes me feel better knowing there are very few things pumping at all right now. Almost everything is down.

>>29040853
What the fuck is happening with TLS? They’ve been getting red days for weeks now. If I knew this would happen I would’ve sold a long time ago

should i buy the SNGX dip

bros.... my hands are getting weak......

>>29040853

The average silver penny stock went up 150 times in price when the price of silver merely doubled. The AVERAGE silver penny stock—not one or two, the AVERAGE one. A few stocks even went up 1000x! Does this sound unbelievable? It happened betweeen 1962 and 1968, and similar things took place in subsequent silver bull markets. The data is common knowledge among academics, and is right there to read in Doug Casey’s “Crisis Investing.”

Bayhorse Silver (TSXV: BHS; OTCBB: KXPLF; FSE: 7KXN) is one of the only silver stocks which can DEMONSTRABLY go 100x from here at $50 silver. This is on the basis of imminent production (1.3 million ounces each year) and future free cash flow (cost per ounce only $10) vs present market cap, which is minuscule—only $20 million! At $50 silver, you could turn $1000 into $100,000! At $800 silver, Bayhorse might go 2000x—you could turn $1000 into $2 million!

The COMEX is going to break, imminently. 400 million ounces are up for delivery in only a few days. If that happens, silver could go anywhere from $1000 to $5000. Where is the price of Bayhorse then? Up 20% two days ago, up 10% yesterday when all other silver stocks were dumping—people know what’s coming! Don’t miss the opportunity of a lifetime in BHS.

>>29041445
>Bloody Biden
You are getting mixed up. He got that name from fucking 13 year old virgins

LCTX go back up please

What are the odds we end today green? Please, I need some copium.

MY CRYPTO PORTFOLIO IS DUMPING TOO. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS PAIN.

>>29041456
For memes or long term? Long term grab a bit AQB and everything else RR

My whole portfolio is green

>Everyone losing money
>Remember that it's illegal for SPACs to go below 10$
Hahahaha this is the comfiest I've ever been during a crash, March 2021 let's go!

>>29040853
What do you people worry about?
I'm still in green.

>>29041565
3% tommorow will be red as well

>Been capped at my gains for like half the month because of selling covered calls
>Everything is dumping but I'm either still going to be green by the end of the week when my calls are assigned, or they might dip just slightly below and I'll walk away with everyone's premiums
THETABROS, CAN WE EVER LOSE?

WHY IS EVERYTHING DUMPING LOL WHAT IS THE REASON EVEN

FUCK TIME IN THE MARKET

>>29041219
I knew it was gonna happen but my dumbass set my UVXY puts sell order 0.03 cents higher than it had to be

>>29041548
Biden only smells little girls like a wojak weirdo. Its trump who raped them on lolita island alongside Andrew Neil and the prince

>>29041591
Im worried about this. Down 8% but Crypto is the only thing saving me from being down 15%, and BTC is slowly dropping. Thinking about just selling everything right now.

>>29041456
>>29041595
AQB is in knife mode independently of this pullback, you can get it for way cheaper next week.

>see a lot of people taking money out of the market
>a lot of bearish sentiment
>SPY is back to levels not seen since last Thursday
buy the dip here, or is there going to be more red?

100% cash since Monday.

>>29041671
Post more chink webms I need something to cheer me up

>>29041762
WHy do people ask that? We dont know

>>29041671
Number of new unemployed not high enough, we'd have needed at least double to pump the market...

>sell CRBP
>Pumps
Damn it all. DIP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>GTE
>.89

Awaiting the normies to get on this after lunch

>>29041671
Haha fuck China

>>29041526
People who think that BHS is a meme are about to get a rude awakening.

IF YOU DIDNT BUY CTRM YESTERDAY YOURE A FUCKING IDIOT. A MORON. I PITY YOU. BUY IT TODAY WHILE ITS STILL UNDER FIVE DOLLARS

HUGE BUYING OPPORTUNITY

WHAT'S ON SALE BOYS

>>29041598
What are you holding? Cciv here

Any good cheapies worth picking up today lads? I just bought a new bed for maximum comfy

Shits dumping even with good news. When the NSDQ starts dropping everyone shit themselves except Bitcoin for some reason.

>>29041219
I'm holding 30% cash and have another 30% in FXNAX. I'm still down 4% today thanks to DNN.

>>29041818
kek

>>29041616
What are some good SPACs under $11?

>>29041762
>January
Red Overall
>February
Red Overall

See you on the soup line.

Just bought MTLS, what am I in for bro's?

>its another episode of going to jack off to some anime to briefly forget about my dying portfolio

>>29041879
Id buy it if I had a bit of free cash right now.

>>29041889
Should I jump back in? Sold around 40 for a decent profit, but I bought puts like a retard.

I bought this at 76.

Sold at 60 for a 4.5k loss. And I soon as I sell, v shaped recovery.

I am in shock right now, why do these things happen to me? as soon as I sell, nothing but green candles like the world revolves around me

>>29041780
>Dollar Cost Averaging? But I just "time" the market...

>>29042070
you held for one day and panicsold? get a grip man

Cant believe MANU is still up amongst all this red. Why is it when you put a tiny bit into something just to see what it does, it is always solid as Rio and Vidic

>>29042009
Fucking get some

>>29042070
Because you're a loser?

>Want to buy the dip
>Everything still seems overpriced

CRSR is the only thing i've seen so far that seems like it might be a good price right

>>29042070
Never sell during rational dips. Buy more if the market is down barely 1.2% - 3.4%. If the stock falls during Green Day’s too or there’s terrible news of the stock then it’s justified to sell. This is worse if you sell around the morning too since it always dumps because of people selling at premarket. Best advice you could listen to

>GTE down 11%

>>29041518
ngmi

>>29042114
I'm 60% up since the beginning of this year.

>>29041879
>Maritime shipping
Easy pass

>>29042070
Why would you sell, dumbshit

>>29041780
I'm barely like 25% in. I think tomorrow might be another red day and I want to buy some juicy deals.

What's this pattern, CRBPbros???

>>29042203
Nah Im down on everything except crypto right now and I don't like selling on down days, and Im keeping the crypto because I believe in it. If things recover by today or tomorrow Ill pull some out and put it into CTRM.

>>29042261
CRSR seems extremely undervalued for ita marketcap

>IF YOU DIDNT BUY GTEC YESTERDAY YOURE A LITERAL RETARD WHO DOESNT LIKE FREE MONEY

>>29042061
Honestly trying to sell it since im seeing a bit of news on it now. Over 50 bucks is ridiculous.

>>29042315
Explain yourself retard

>>29042379
Prepare your anus while the whale is lubing up his pump and dump

>>29042455
Your the one confident this shit will go to 5$. Explain

ADMP
PLTR
NNDM

Just bought more of everything

Thoughts on sonos? Did some DD and I see a lot of upside in the next several months

>>29042439
God I even remember the anon who said it, but IM TOO DEEP IN $FOLD I CANT LET IT GO.

>>29042313
Kelly cartoons are like 5 levels of irony, I was congratulating you. Enjoy the gains, we're all gonna make it!

no more green days

>>29042300
I'm still up on my GTE hodlings

Reminder that racism and transphobia is not welcome in /smg/.

>>29042583
>eh bought le dip?
>damp eet again

How long will we be red, fellas? Just today? One more day? Until next Friday? Forever?

>>29041736

Mutant fish to the ground. Im in AQB 5$ strike PUT for 3/19. fucking fish dicks

goddamn I could've sold GTE at 1.20 for a 30% profit then bought back in today aaaa im so stupid I'll never make it

>still under on CRBP
>still under on GTE
CMON

>>29042439
How high can it get??

>bought 500 TLRY
>sold 5 covered weeklies@35 that expire tomorrow with a $1 premium
easy low risk $500

>>29042740
until you sell

>>29042583
>NNDM
>Isreal
You're either going to 10x or lose everything, good luck.

Are we expecting another correction day tomorrow? Not sure I should be buying any dips right now

What stocks do I need for a gf like her?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

Just bought PLTR at 25

>>29042574
It’s just a proven fact. People have dropped money on 50k shares back when its was .33 and still absolutely refuse to sell til it hits five. I have intelligent connections

>>29042740
Do you have any idea how much our economy has shrunk since last March?

Tory cunts suffering

Buying more GTE

>>29042821
she looks like a fish

HA

This dip is healthy :)

16 red 1 position green NOK up .01 this is fucking insulting

BFARF

>>29042725

>>29042841
gmi

>>29042760
Same.

>>29042848
>It’s just a proven fact
Kek. Enjoy waiting forever

>>29041861
No one cares.

>>29042379
The "accumulate before this pops off and the goyim catch on Morty" pattern

Welp time to do a 360 and walk away.

CRBP trying is hardest to stay green
so based

SOXL CHADS


WE RISE


YOU PUSH IT

NEVER SELL AT A LOSS LADS!

>>29041709
Go back.

GTE Bros, I'm not feeling so good.

>>29042897
Gefilte to be exact

>>29042938
BFARF
Although if the news didn't come out today, I'm not sure it'd be in the green

>>29042751
It's a fantastic business, it only has a (solvable) marketing problem. If it actually goes below 5 you should buy some fat bags with your put profits.

gonna call it there.
the funny thing is 90% of my account hasn't settled yet, this was trading with just like 1200.
can't describe how good it feels to never hold stock bros. day trading options is 100% where it's at.

>>29042920
Unironically does seem like there are enough people piling back in. And it doesn't seem like there's any news that's both apocalyptic and surprising.

>>29042855
>left right politics
Nah m8
We /citizen’s arrest on Bozza/ now
Set up norf government of norfs by norfs for norfs

>>29041157
I got vaporwaved

>>29042943
Cool it wish with Nazi imagery. We won’t be able to keep having these threads if people keep being anti-Semitic.

>>29041445
WHY IS PIPP DOWN TOO THOUGH

I'M FREAKING THE HECK OUT BROS

Gonna be a retard and shill my own stock. Buy in AVGR hit 2.50 today and is pumping back up rn

>>29041640
Based. You can buy a cigarette.

BUY ROLLS ROYCE ONLY WAY TO SAVE

>>29040853
this is such a cozy photo, i know all these billionaires do pr stuff but the bogs must be some real guys because they always come off so down to earth in their photos. maybe i'm a dumbass but they seem like they just like to hang out and joke.

IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>29042989
Jewish food is so fucking dire

Is the DNN dip worth it???

buy the GEVO dip

t. bought at 2, holding till 50

>>29042920
Literally is the normal pattern. Idk what all the fuss is about

ONE (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME)

>>29042920
Must be some vegan dip. I'm gonna get fat

>>29042821
AKBA

>>29042852
Not much of an answer to my question, my man.

>>29042950
I have all the time in the world, friendo. You won’t get very far dumping your entire sitting cash into one epic stock for a %10 return. Diversify yourself

>BFARF trending on stocktwits

We did it boys, we've made it

>>29043056
rug has been pulled on that one

Is this what nueropathic pain feels like?

>selling
>At a loss
Lmao

What happened to Cramer?

>>29043056
Yes, buy DNN as much as you can

Pltr is going into single digits innit

>>29043013
Xi is going to dick America

Are all the money printers frozen in Texas too or something??

>>29043012
Is that true?

>>29041934
I DIDN'T SELL THE DIP! But I'm so fucking hungover

Watching all these red numbers while listening to Soundgarden's the Day I tried to Live. theres 5 inches of ice outside and now its snowing.

IM QUITE ALRIGHT!

I allow this dump

>>29043056
I dumped it and no longer trust it for short term gains. I dont really buy that it has value right now as a company and it doesnt seem to have much value as a pnd meme now that reddits gotten ahold of it.

>>29041018
>>29041179
Holy shit you are weak of hands. look at the charts for anything after a dump and realize after 30days, you will be green. Dump your fucking money in at the lunchtime dip and turn your computer off

>>29041445
>>29043013
riding out pipp won't be easy, they wouldn't make it that easy.......

also might check out sftv if you got time this morning

Just bought more $MO

>>29042920
It unironically is, PLTR shows that stock performance hasn't completely detached from reality yet and we can still go a lot higher, 35k Dow maybe, before we get really fucked.

>>29040853
AAAAAA im down 1%

>Still down 6%
Haven't had a red day like this since last Sept. Pain.

>>29042773
>am short both those
looking good today

You did buy ANVS yesterday like I told you? Or the day before? It is currently holding stable. Feeling so fucking comfy going into the study results soon.

SAVA vol 2 coming up. Buy or die.

>>29043120
yes as in one, hundred

I'm not in CTRM, but just the headlines for you today.

when is the senate MEME hearing starting????

>>29043157
Thanks anon. :)

>>29043114

>>29042822
WOULD IT BE WRONG, WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I PANIC SOLD TONIGHT?
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
MARGIN CALLS OUTTA SIGHT
AND I'M CONTEMPLATING BANKRUPTCY

>>29043070
Fuck. Stop making me want to go buy ruffles.

>>29042994
I do think the news helped I could see it being like 1% up or down either way without it. i've been watching the stocktwits page for a while and its gone from 10-15 daily posters to 10 posts every 15 mins. I think its finally being discovered but bitcoin hitting new highs and news have defiantly helped

Where the fuck are the SOXLfags at. I need answers RIGHT NOW.

>>29043163
SFTW I mean....>>29043013
>>29041445

that was only a 1% drop across indeces and people here are getting slaughtered lmao
imagine if there was a proper bear market -30% correction, that's the only way to clean up this general

are we gonna go back to making money guys?

>>29041456
Palantir

>>29040936
rug pull so hard it gave me rug burn

>>29043171
>we can still go a lot higher
Once this H&S plays out, it can go a lot lower

thoughts on this?

>>29042821
my gf looks like this

>>29041565
Today will end red almost certainly. Tomorrow there is a likely chance for a green day

>>29043013
barely, it's still over my cost basis and I bought in late.

AMRS is a goddamn steal right now

>>29042920
Yet nobody is telling me what to buy, or how long should I wait to taste this dip.
>>29043171
Huge bear flag, stop spamming that shit man.
>>29043177
It will recover hol mate
>>29043179
Not listed in my broker fuck

On the other hand, look at this clowns

QURE's cheapening up!!! Can't wait to feast!

>>29043141
You finish off all that scotch? Your asshole all firey from the anjappar gastrointestinal nukes?

MY WEEKLIES ARE GETTING BOGGED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tripled my money with an all in GME meme play
>put the gains into meme stocks and meme ETFs
>PLTR takes a huge lingering shit
>Slowly dribble down in value from 240k to sub 220
I-I just want to make hay while the sun is still shining...

>>29043162
>needed a green day to reorient portfolio
>stuck with my current one that is too widely invested

>>29043291
>having a gf
get out get out get out get out

>Everyone said bubble is going to pop
>Still doesnt pull out
Are you guys retarded?

>>29043227
Don't be such a pussy anon.

>>29043236
Precisely we haven't even dipped enough yet to be a normal dip

How are you feeling SOXL virgins? This is looking like a nice discount, but I'm damn glad I don't hold it yet.

>>29042988

>>29043291
post pics, my dude

>>29043282
good time to buy.

Another day. I ain't scared cause hell I ain't even down 1%.. (just 0.42% down as of now)..

>>29043338
shes giggling in bed behind me right now while i work from home, shitpost, and trade stocks

How hard do you think the Jews are working today to bring the NASDAQ back up?

Podcast anon here. I’m about to drive to the store to get chips and dip and other snacks and also McDonald’s breakfast. Anyone want anything?

CNBC told me the market is down because of Reddit. CNBC wouldn't lie to us right?

Was he Jewish?

I'm not OOOKAYYY
I'm not OKAAYYYY
Well, I'm not okay, I'm not o-fucking-kay

>>29043340
>Not shorting this fucking market and making a killing.

Cowards.

>>29043114
he said the N word during a show and got cancelled.

>>29043227
YOU PUSH IT YOU LITTLE FAG

>>29043340
I never pull out. All in until completion

>>29043282
Time to buy. Analysts still being cucks by keeping their PTs low.

>>29043383
>wholesome
ok ill let you off the hook mister.

ITRM
BUY THE DIP

ONCE AGAIN, THE WELL DIVERSIFIED BOOMER PORTFOLIO HAS PROVEN ITSELF SUPERIOR

Where everyone sees chaos. I see a perfect opportunity to BUY LOW and SELL HIGH. You need to have the investor mindset. See the patterns. When prices of stocks go down. You need to buy.


Today I bought;
Disney
Netflix
Sneed Feed&Seed
Theranos
Air France
Dorsia (great sea urchin ceviche)
Delta
Washington Mutual
Carnival Cruises
Nintendo
Exon
Enron
Beyond meat
Texaco
Uber

You average people will never... CAN never understand the INVESTOR mindset. You think like sheep. Sell when you're told, buy when you're told. The true INVESTOR sees through it.

>be fearful when others are greedy and to be greedy only when others are fearful.
-Warren buffét

>>29043309
>nobody is telling me
heres some advice: kys

NNOOKKIIAAAAAA

>>29042300
>>29042686
I have no idea what GTE is but I've only ever seen people freaking out about it tanking on /smg/. This tells me it was most likely a PnD.

>>29043013
seeing this many retards in PIPP is starting to worry me.

>>29043444
Based baby maker anon.

>>29043440
Nachos?

possible trend reversal on NOGGYA

NEWS: Facebook blocks itself in Australia. (lol??)
Facebook bans Australian users from sharing or viewing news due to fees imposed on sharing news links.

What's a stock with good fundamentals?

>>29043409
Can you buy me the dip?

>>29042583
I got some more ADMP. Why the fuck would anyone dump it before the FDA approval is just full retard.

>>29043491
How about meme portfolio with swing trades, bail out instantly when shit hits the fan. I lost like 3% today but gained 60% this month.

>>29043429
yeah wasn't his mom ashkenazi

>>29043491
Should we be studying the rules of acquisition bro’s?

>Palantir trading volume spiked from 66M average to 150M recently
>highest traded stock on the market
>6 red days

what is actually happening here

Ngmi anons. 20% loss in 1 hour and a half and sold at bottom and then zoom it climbed

>>29040853

Wmt missed earnings and pltr keeps dropping

Even my monthlies looking fucked

Fuck this I’m not looking today I’ll deal with this tomorrow

>>29043409
do you have a backup plan for when youtube rug pulls your channel for antisemitism

>>29043556
ARKW

>>29043507
>Twin Peaks

Based

>>29043236
this

>>29040853
>Removed all the notifications from Yahoo finance and etoro
>I'm calm even during the storm, i Just come here to shitpost with my friends in /smg/ and I'll look back at my stocks at the end of the month

I know I'm a weak handed bitch, but I can't sell at loss when I can't see the loss

>>29043499
>Theranos
lel whatever happened with that?

I regret not selling CRBP at 3.8 and buying back in
Still holding my 1k shares though

>>29043507
it's a penny stock petroleum company from some 3rd world country in south america

This is a bear trap

>>29043499
>Sneed Feed&Seed
My city slicker broker won't let me buy. It's not even listed.

>>29043556
URMOM

lol

>>29043556
The still hidden finnish gem. QT group.

>>29043499
Was a big fan of you rusing the dudeweeds yesterday
>>29043587
It means that PLTR is going to pop soon, i would accumulate PLTR on dips if i could

Wait I'm confused. Was CRBP shill telling the truth the whole time?

>>29043556
The Dogs of the Dow

>>29043587
it's february, isn't this when the share lockup expires or something?

>>29043527
They probably have 2 stocks.
It's fine. Bobo barely touched pipp

>>29043499
>You average people will never... CAN never understand the INVESTOR mindset.

This is what happens when you work to change things, and first they think you're crazy, then they fight you, and then all of a sudden you change the world.

Don't tell me you have no capital available to buy this dip

>>29043037
Or an entire pack.
I expected it to drop even further desu.

>>29043556
Gold

>>29043556
AZNP - Asian pussy ETF

buying more GTE right fucking now, I know I'll be doubled next month
see you in march retards

>>29043668
SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE
WHY DID I DOUBT HIM

>>29043668
Yeah dude what the fuck WHY WOULD I BE LYING TO YOU GUYS ABOUT A STOCK WHICH I HAVE 5 FIGURES INVESTED IN AND HAVE MADE 5 FIGURES OFF OF

You milkbreaths are tiresome! I can't keep explaining myself!

wait a second, did this Congressman Barr on CNBC just said Russia was behind Gamestop?

WHO ELECTS THESE CANDYASSES?

>>29043340
I'm loaded up on cheap VIXY.

>>29043194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfEuNHVPc_k&ab_channel=FinancialServicesCommittee

>>29043507
It's a textbook PnD

>>29043527
Yes, you should sell

YOu guys did buy the NGA dip right?

FYI if anyone wants an update on CRBP it had a 4.3m share buy earlier today from instuttions on a huge dip kek
SHould sum it all up for you guys, buy right the fuck now

>>29042802
I'm not confident about tomorrow either. I bought some PLTR because I buy every dip of this stock, but I'm expecting an other shit day because liberals are in charge.

>>29043556
ACEV
AKBA

>>29043616
You sold?

>>29043624
Shit like legion of skanks, revenge of the sis, and cumtown exist on jewtube and I’m not monetizing like a fag so I don’t think it will be a problem.

>>29043587
everyone is buying a beloved stock before it is above $40 forever.

>>29043429
You can't have a motor mouth like he did and not have at least some chosen in you.

>>29043527
Why are there no options on it? Does it have to do with warrants?

I was promised a crash and this is it?

I believe in CRBPajeet

So did the lockup end today or yesterday?
Anyway it's going sub 20$ eventually.

>>29043782
does NGA stand for Nigga

>>29042980
>big papa pump

I have broke -4% today
Save me

>>29043836
Hi. Thank you.

>>29043694
> keeping cash instead of making your money work 24/7
Instead of waiting for dips you can just buy things that are expected to grow no matter what.

>>29043429
ONE DOLLAR

>>29043739
When is news from Japan coming? It's literally been 8 days since you said
>6 days

I have been consistently averaging down on pltr for the past week

>>29043874
What the fuck is wrong with /mu/?

>>29043827
its a big market

>>29043809
At the very bottom. Absolutely bogged rn

>>29043499
are you a professional investor?

Qqq or spy. Need somewhere to park this fat margin wad

>Almost everything is under-performing except for SQQQ

Neat.

>closed every position because my portfolio looked like at pic related
>everything immediately pumps
I’m done

>>29043587
/biz/ is more of a guide in what not to buy.

>>29041526
how to buy this in america?

>>29043572
>>29043569
INVEST IN GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TUBEGRUBS

>>29043906
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.

>>29043587
it traded 100 million shares in 10 minutes today and the stock price didnt even move 50 cents either way during that period.

my guess is soros dumped his entire stake like he was threatening to do and someone bought it, whoever that baller is i have no fucking idea but I think that sets a pretty firm floor at $25.

>>29043951
Why. Why do you sell for a loss. Just relax

>>29043694
I am 70% cash and can't decide what to buy or if I should wait till tomorrow opening

Threadly: All negative econ data is bullish as it guarantees further burrrrrr and low rates into the future, get out of cash N O W, we're melting up

>>29043227
Scroll back to March 2020 on the chart.
Then make your peace with God, because that's where we're going.

Dumped SOS for a little loss and used the money to buy the MARA dip

>>29043587
Lockup period expired today. This is the bottom.

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>>29043954
>shilled on reddit
Thats why

>>29043694
Was half in cash
Picking up a bunch of discount oil, gas, and shipping stocks now.

>>29043951
Emotional traders deserve any and all red days due to being little bitches.

>>29043556
>he suddenly cares about fundamentals

>>29042841
Will you buy more at 10$?

PLTR will never go below 25 again

Also why the fuck is NIO crashing?

Here we go GTE boys! Lift off!!!!

time to buy the MVIS dip
this shit is flying to mars in the next year, don't miss out

>>29043951
>actually dumping on sharp red days
You know damn well it will rebound, what the fuck is wrong with you?
MEAN REVERSION WORKS BOTH WAYS.

Chances roku misses? Expectations seem nuts

>>29043822
Yes.

So I actually decided to get into SOXX instead of SOXL, as I really dont wanna take the risk of such a leveraged ETF in this case. Anyone with similar thoughts? SOXL feels the dump worse than SOXX, and with the shortage going on, we're probably gonna see gains anyway no?

>>29043951
LMAO

>>29044020
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SAID FRIDAY

>>29043975
FUCK OFF ZEK, YOUR WHORE OF A WIFE WEARS CLOTHES

new thread when

>>29043800
>buy right the fuck now
>After a huge pump
>On crab the stock
I'll wait till it's 2.80 again then sell at 3$ again

>>29043587
>>29043814
sigh, you see pic related thats what called a Double Top , from investopedia:
What Is a Double Top?

A double top is an extremely bearish technical reversal pattern that forms after an asset reaches a high price two consecutive times with a moderate decline between the two highs. It is confirmed once the asset's price falls below a support level equal to the low between the two prior highs.

That is what palantir is if you want an opportunity, you should be shorting palantir, see the last big red line in the volume?, those are 4,7million shares sold from palantir

>>29043984
is this pasta?

>>29043827
This is a rehearsal and a shakedown from people with more money than (You)

>>29040965
nice pasta fag

>>29043587
The lock up expired, and people sold shares.
They just jewed retail for some reason by telling them lock up expiration was Friday. Its actually today.

>>29043975
YES GRAND NEGUS ZEK

>>29044041
i literally only own fundamentally good stocks

I put my RYCEY into ACEV, sorry bros...

>>29044115
I've never seen it before. The guy must be $100 serious

>>29041090
I sold $65 covered calls last friday. This dip was a godsend as I rebought them and then sold $100 calls for next friday. Moon mission can resume now.

Anyone else on this UCO train? Literally impossible not to make money

Baking new thread I guess

>>29044022
Checkd and kekd

>>29044112
Look at all the price targets and look at the 6 month chart, shouldn't have to explain to you what a gap fill is
But its fine you can sit from the sidelines

>>29043805
dude i like acev but spacs have the worst fundamentals, it's their nature, they are shell companies

>>29043442
YEAH

YA PUSH IT

>>29044177
big if true

Economy is about to crash. Sell everything

Why is the market imploding this week?

>>29044158
i want to own yiren's feet

>>29043966
KXPLF is the US listing

NEW

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>>29044066
Based

>>29044020
based anon that actually knows when lock up ended. presumably fellow ex-palantir that was actually told the right date.

>>29044212
I have been scalping CRBP for the past week. Literally my only significant source of profit since last Wednesday

>>29043085
Still too undervalued relative to peers
BFARF hashrate is currently higher than MARA RIOT and ARB
+NYSE would be very bullish

>>29044113
28 million shares got sold at open today and it didn't even move the price significantly, i'm thinking 25 is a hard floor

>>29041671
this is like a simpsons gag

>>29043556
>fundamentals

>>29044242
Because hedge funds and "analysts" are allowed to conspire to scare the flood of retail investors out of the market.

>>29044242
We're in a recession due to Donald bumpf. Millions of Americans losing their jobs

>>29044082
Pussy

>>29044238
never listening to 3dpd posters

>>29043950
gee I wonder why

>>29044293
If you are scalping CRBP then you should also at least set aside a portion of money in your CRBP position to just use as your long and sit on
Imo CRBP is not ideal for scalping but you do you

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>>29044115
Just google/bing/whatever the text, ya dinguses.

>>29043085
>the rest of the crypto meme stocks are red
We're gonna fly far

Any good cheapies today?

>>29044011
This. Everything still dropping so why bother

>>29044398
Frankly it's the only stock I'm familiar enough with to know what it's going to do. This shit is a clock with dumping

>>29044482
PLTR

>>29044330
Truly we'll never recover from the Blorpf administration

>>29044424
$100 serious is also from a pasta you double dingus

>>29044525
FUCK

>>29044082
ngmi

lads, i dont like bidens america

>>29044498
Lol i guess CRBP is god for scalping if you have PM/AH access....the dumps indeed are coordinated daily

I have a question for anyone who realized losses today or yesterday:

Why?

>>29044631
i saw all my gains for a month evaporate over a week and didn't sell anything
cause i'm based that's why

>>29044631
I lose every day, this is my normal state

>>29044631
Went bullish on chink stonks yesterday thought it be logic that after their holidays rice ppl will invest but everythings crashing worldwide fuck it

>still up

I'm just getting into investing beyond the 401k and IRA that I'm maxing out on. However, over the past week that I've started getting myself familiar with Fidelity and doing some amateur research on stocks, mutual funds, and ETFs, it seems to me that the market in general is taking a downward turn.

What should I with the money I want to invest with at the moment? Buy stuff right now, or hold the money and wait a week or two in anticipation of the market being closer to the valley bottom?

>>29043951
idiot ngmi

>tfw my gains for the past 2 weeks is almost completely wiped out

>>29045145
just hold nigro