/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for fuck shills
WGMI

>>29019998
I'm still waiting faggot

Has any class action against RH been certified yet?

>>29020075
We'll find out today.

Daily reminder to ignore and to not reply to shills and shitposters

>>29020169
But anon what if I like bullying shills until they stop replying to me

When moon, sirs

>>29020220
Don't be a bully the shills have feelings too

Today is our day, all of /biz/ will regret being mean to us

A general reminder if someone tells you to sell, kindly ask them for evidence against the impending squeeze, and unless that evidence is "The volume was massively up today, Melvin covered the shorts completely, the stock rose to high hell and is now at 2 dollars", you just need to ignore them and buy more GME.
If there is no squeeze, there would not be /this/ much volatility still to this very moment.
Remember we went above close in the last few moments of aftermarket after being under all day.
The Hedgie menace is freaking out, and every person who talks about "Sticking it to those reddit fags" and "Lolololol look at those fucking bagholders" are just disingenuous apes.
Fuck you fags, no amount of namecalling will make me sell, i'm going to ride this gamble into the ground or the heavens, and your hate for me fuels the fires of my damnation or ascension.
Your move, melvin.
Rule of Acquisition 101
Profit Trumps Emotion

Kek. I have to say I kinda like DFV now.

>>29020028
GME TODDLERS BTFO!

>>29020340
shutup faggot

>>29020530
stinky stinky poopy nigger

Welp its pretty much confirmed that it would have mooned in the 10s of thousands. Fuck this faggot bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TPYuIRVfew

>>29020810
>Welp its pretty much confirmed that it would have mooned in the 10s of thousands
>Would have
You mean "is going to".
Ha ha, you fool. THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.

>>29021091
At this point im not sure who to trust

>>29021280
agreed but I'm holding until this is over, I got an average price of $80 so even if it doesn't squeeze I'm confident I'll be able to break even someday

>>29020106
I suspect this was fuel for media FUD ahead of the Congressional hearing and will get 12b6’d quietly. Didn’t seem to shake the market up too much.

>>29021919
Cause everyone is just autistically holding till the green gets high.
People underestimate meme strength, and "Apes together strong, diamond hand" stupid shit is actually quite effective.
Have you ever lost your shit in public and ape screeched in a large crowd? Chances are someone will join in, if not a good number of people. Appealing to monke works somehow. I just don't get it.

>>29022091
>Have you ever lost your shit in public and ape screeched in a large crowd
Kekd
What the fuck are you on about?

>>29022204
>he never returned to monke
What a wasted life

>>29022204
Try it, go out in public, like a walmart, and just "OOO, OOO AAH AHH AHH EEEEEEEEK EEEEK OOO OOO."
Just go all out, honestly ape out.
Like with howling in public or going "The stars at night are big and bright" loudly in public in texas will net you a "DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASSSS" from a stranger.
People will typically monke screech at you if you do it in crowds.
Also what the fuck do you think cheering is in general? Really LISTEN to people cheer, then listen to chimps chimping out. It's eerie.

>>29022204
Ape screech monkey beach

please post coom cat

the new shill thread is pretty top notch, they are evolving

Does anyone have a guess on if the losing hedgies are going to send faggots or interns our way this week? and do you think that recently-divorced kike @ Melvin reads these threads? his son looks like a retarded little monkey

Imagine GME crashed the market with no survivors. Than dump all the money in crypto and it will go up.

>>29022452
>Melvin reads these threads
not personally, but given WSB describes itself as 'if 4Chan found a Bloomberg terminal' we're only a small degree of separation away from getting looked at.

>>29022452
Proof that his faggot inbred son looks like an inbred faggot.

>>29022452
they are here, in the thread with the bog face. they are trying to keep the real thread sliding and that one bumped

>>29022452
The fact they got on TV today and said "It coulda got into the 10's of thousands, too bad it's over", is the ultimate bluff.
In their testimony today, which we got to read yesterday, they mention AS BRIEFLY as possible that they "Started covering" and nothing on if they finished.
Protip: they did not, and this has been the biggest balls bluffing on their part i've ever seen.
Gotta admit, strong pokerface game on melvin, too bad they let shit slip.

>>29022303
I'm totally convinced I'd be accused of racism and canceled on the international news if I monkey screeched at Walmart.

You must not be autistic. I've sperged out and yelled a couple times before in my life. People just end up looking at you like you're nuts. In the right context like out at night in the bar district or surrounded by sports fans or at at concert, sure.

>>29022452
>>29022501
Don't bully Melvins son hes innocent

>>29022533
Literally just ignore the bog thread, let them demoralize EVERYONE they want to.
The Institutions are in on this now.
It's just the banks keeping stupid people from buying up stock THEY could be buying up.
The increased number of shills is because longs are likely also astroturfing so they can make more money from all the freed up stock.
At least, it's what i would do if i were a long hedge with trillions at my disposal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TPYuIRVfew&feature=youtu.be

“We came dangerously close to the collapse of the entire system.”

“Shorts would’ve been obligated BY THE RULES AS THEY ARE TODAY to deliver 270 million shares while only 50 million shares existed. If the shorts could not cover the shares, then the brokers must—BY THE RULES OF THE SYSTEM—go into the market and buy the shares at any price pushing the price into the thousands.”

WEW

how many hours until the hearing anyway? I'm not in the US time zone

>>29022855
>The fools are laying out exactly how they are about to get their anuses handed to them
>They are trying to reverse psychology
>Literally the oldest trick in the book
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>29019722
check'd. been watching my brother play ace attorney. pretty based desu

>>29022501
>those noses

>>29022764
i'm sorry fren, but he would make such a cute jew-skin wallet

>>29022764
sins of the father

Is it gonna dip before or after the hearing? Gotta buy more.

>>29022855
This confirms Melvin is lying in his testimony

CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS

>>29022487
That's my plan.

ENJOY THE RIDE

>>29021384
"soon"

how's the pump going, buddies?

>>29022091
I’m not convinced that the diamond handed apes hold a large portion of the shares. I’d think the unemotional institutions that are only in it to make money would have bailed if this had substance
>From the perspective of this particularly retarded diamond handed ape

>>29022501
The schnoz on that woman. Oy vey!

>>29022867
5 hours and 15 mins

FUCKING ETORO JEWS STOPLOSSED MY STONKS AGAIN. FUCK THAT RETARDED APP

>>29027287
>again
Fucking retard, you deserved it

I never thought I’d be rooting for AOC to be a sassy cunt but here I am. Can’t wait

>>29027454
Kys

>>29022452
I mean Melvin is already blaming MUH antisemites in his written testimony kek

>>29022487
Where’s Satoshi when we needed him the most?

>>29022501
Why does melvin look like moon man?

>>29022560
Is that Diogenes as a Pepe?

You guys do realize that guy’s name is Gabriel Plotkin, not Melvin right?

>>29022855
So should I buy more stonks?

>>29027547
>1 post by this id
This shit is bigger than ideological differences. It’s your fucking wallet

>>29027454
I never thought I’d be fighting along side a DSA type but here we are.

Hope AOC tears them a new one.

>>29027281
cheers anon

>>29027787
We renamed him to Melvin. Fucker looks like a Melvin anyhow...

Also, he doesn’t deserve to be called the same name as the archangel who appeared to our holy mother. Fuck Melvin.

>>29027965
Fair enough

>>29022560
>which we got to read yesterday
If you had really read it instead of just looking at a screencap you would have seen they also claim to have to covered them entirely. They don't give a fuck about lying under oath.

>>29027965
Absolutely based.

> He says in January of 2021 WallSteetBets members were posting Melvin Capital's investments with information from the hedge fund's SEC filings.
> "Many of these posts were laced with antisemitic slurs directed at me and others," according to Plotkin.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/melvin-capital-ceo-gamestop-testimony-214831214.html

This will be the line chaps. Deflect from predatory trading because some Twitter accounts from /pol/ did eat /pol/ does

>>29027747
No, its Pepe as Diogenes

Depending on the outcome of this, why not just vote with our wallets and liquidate non GME equity positions and go to another casino?

>>29029055
Regardless of the outcome I'm never investing in stocks again. All in on crypto and physical silver after this pans out.

>>29027818
only if you can afford to lose everything.

>>29028991
Exquisite taste anon.

>>29019722
Fuck back off to r*ddit

>>29020446

>>29019722
>just read the Citadel CEO's testimony
how is it possible for one man to say so little with so many words?

>>29030135
Link??

>>29029508
you people dont deserve to live. pathetic wasteproducts of the modern society. ywould have been better if you were just aborted. go on and stick to the jew. it will be really fking worth it.

>>29030135
I had exactly the same thought after reading it. I fucking hate people who talk like that.

>>29030181
Here.
https://docs.house.gov/meetings/BA/BA00/20210218/111207/HHRG-117-BA00-Wstate-PlotkinG-20210218.pdf
And RK's, for completeness.
https://docs.house.gov/meetings/BA/BA00/20210218/111207/HHRG-117-BA00-Wstate-GillK-20210218.pdf

>>29024199
expand please, i cant understand this boomer with that accent.

>>29020169
I love replying to shills, it takes more money from the hedgefags

>>29027159
Her name is Yaara Bank-Plotkin.
Yes, she is so fucking Jewish her maiden name is Bank

>>29031368
Oh my god you can't make this hit up

Any predictions of market reaction to the hearing? Dip, rally? I want to buy more, don't know how to time it.

>>29032097
A 2-3 dollar difference won’t mean shit in a short squeeze

>>29032540
But I need to optimize.

>>29022501
Oh geez, look at that windbreaker

>>29022501
Why is the kids nose so small? At what age do jews develop the shnoz?

>>29022855
So they're admitting that they're fucked then? And all that shit they pulled was to manipulate the market to save their ass

>>29032811
It grows with every goy fucked over.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29032811
It starts growing the moment they realize air is free

>>29030135
Be a woman.

>>29033028
Up 5% from yesterday’s close already on premarket... eurofags really love GME

>>29033213
Deutsche Bank baby.

Imagine if one of the hedge fags “takes this opportunity to announce“ that they have amassed a long position in GME and have pulled levers to (((set them up for long term success))). Hedge bros and holding frens win, while bottom sellers get btfo and become just a sentence or two in an econ textbook printed in 2055

>>29032932
they didn't save their ass, they used ETF's and synthetic shorts to triple down, kicking the can further down the road. They are still shorted, I mean you don't take out paid ads to proclaim you covered your shorts. It would be like take out ads to shout to the world that you were just horrifically raped and robbed by a pack of wild joggers, loving every minute.

>>29033260
Based dodgy bankers.

>>29033277
Checked. This will happen, I fully believe this.

>>29033277
Nice digits. That would be a very VW-esque situation.

>>29030135
>>29033117
DFV testimony 3 pages
Melvin testimony 3 pages
Reddit testimony 4 pages
Citadel testimony 3 of pages
Vlad, Robinhood testimony 13 pages, 6000 words autistically uses footnotes and reads like an academic essay

Based or cringe?

I JUST WANT MONEY

>>29033277
There really aren't "hedge bros" but ones aligned in our interest. It's more like pic related.

>>29033329
Vlad is an autist. Look at his fucking hair cut... autistic as fuck. I bet he has a 2d Waifu

>>29033329
he must be on hrt

>>29033363
same, at least today has something new to offer...

>>29033386
Or it’s just Deutsche bank trying to make tendies back after the whole Epstein saga. And lawsuit where that judges son got assassinated by the fake fed ex driver .

>>29033329
Incredibly stupid. You want to give people as little information to attack you with as possible

>>29033472
I used to think my position in GME was a tragedy but now I realise it’s a comedy.

>dfv gets spoken over and demonized for fleecing a bunch of uneducated fomo bagholders on a forum populated by compulsive gamblers and speculators. his marketing job is brought up multiple times as well as his brokerage license which creates a conflict due to his day job requiring he report on all activities. slap on the wrist but thrown into the back of the bus
>melvin ceo gets front and center. first thing he mentions is that they have covered all of their shorts (and likely provides evidence of this that he submits to the committee while testifying) at a loss. he mentions that alot of innocent investors were dragged in due to fomo and that the real losers here are not the hedge funds, but middle america. he glances sideways at dfv and declares most of his profits were taken straight from the people he preached to. the committee applauds and thanks him for his honest testimony
and then the price nosedives as the retail investors, seeing that the shorts that support the extreme valuation are no longer there, run for the exits.

>>29033329
Link for his testimony isn't working for me. Vlad is the only with 2 links as "Witness Testimony" instead of having "Truth and Testimony".
http://docs.house.gov/meetings/BA/BA00/20210218/111207/HHRG-117-BA00-Wstate-TenevV-20210218.pdf

>>29033574
You forgot Melvin crying about MUH antisemitesss

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

>>29034043
christian bale

>>29021091
>so many maymays from that movie
>but nobody makes maymays from Cuckoo's Nest which has infinitely more potential
idgi

>>29034076
Didn’t bale also play burry?

>>29033574
US citizens are cattle.

>>29034043
Luke wilson

>>29034076
This

newfag fed thread. Sorry FBI but my realized gains are in another wallet!

I fully expect some RETARDED questions from congress which prove they don’t understand Reddit or stock trading.

>>29034267
He would make a better Plotkin desu

>>29019722
>live stream title
is that a real official title? is your government a meme?

>>29033028
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29034043

Micheal Cera

WE SQUOOOZING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIS

>>29033386
True, hopefully the ebb and flow is on the side of the
bulls soon

>>29034445
LMAO i thought the same thing. Like wtf, imagine the person who wrote this must be an intern who spends all his time in reddit.

I'm squeezing my pp :)

>9:04 est
>$50

>>29033028
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29034445
>”revolution” by le reddit and a guy who calls himself rotating kitty
>is this a meme
I mean

Where and when will be the livestream?

>>29034395
its literally a grandstand for melvin to announce they covered their shorts, regardless of if they actually did or not. this will influence the price downward and finally kill what hope remained.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29034689
maybe if retail were the players, but the institutions know this, they do it themselves

>>29020361
I hope you kill yourself when you realise how bad you fucked up

>>29034770
GAS GAS GAS

>>29034686
read the thread anon

32 000 EOD

What OST will you be listening to when GME hits 10k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95O6mbLsy4M

>>29019722
Just bought 15 more from frankfurt

>>29033329
Vlad's company has engaged in the most publicly illegal activity, he's defending already. Both Melvin and citadel are publicly saying they had nothing to do with what happened there

>>29020408
He was always based.

Numbers have spoken.

Premarket: 49
50$ stablecoin

I hope we briefly dip to 46.5 so I can fill my order and then we can blast off.

>>29034973
My brother- Berserk

>>29035002
i give you ten

>>29035197
That’s not happening lol
Buy at market or be left in the dust

>>29035002
based

>>29034973
Definitely not some tranny anime music

Fuck GME

>>29034819
>me
>having any regrets on a gamble
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaaha.....hahhaha.... Oh, wait, you are serious.

>>29026291
If every member of WSB owned even 5 shares, that's like 40Million shares anon... Some of them have THOUSANDS of shares.

>>29035272
But anon, as soon as I turned on the weeb music today the stock starting rising.
Coincidence? I think not

>>29034186
When you laugh you lose your footing.

>>29034973
Oh shit, this takes me back... thanks

>>29034973
Not even a weeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2AxpaH56WY

>>29034973

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV26zIE0130

>>29035323
bitch please. the majority of users own fractional shares because they bought at $300+ and the only money they had was the $60 they were going to use to buy bowsers fury.

>>29035323
Probably 3+ million Melvin bots on wsb

>>29035323
People underestimate the amount of people just sitting on shares, me and a bunch of buddies have like at least 10, i'm at 200 now and only raising to spite people who think it's got no shot.
Either this gamburu pays off, or i lose booze money for the next couple months.
But i don't see increased volume yet, so i think my rum party is still on for when the squeeze happens.

>>29034076

>>29035555
>crashing retail investors life savings, one update post at a time

>>29035555
>5555
BLESSED

>>29035263
I'm 4k deep in GME, but I really don't think it will explode today. Maybe after the mainstream learns about the (hopefully) good result of the trial. Today I'm predicting a dip at lunch like pretty much every other day.

>>29035555
>Tfw they are so desperate to paint him as a badguy they are making propaganda at an accelerated speed.
mmmm, i'm thinkin' huge buy signal.

>>29035458
Demonstrably false. Also, how are you shills gonna simultaneously laugh because "haha lost life savings" and also claim these fuckers only put in $300. Make up your mind.

>>29034973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqdwjWKU5g4

>>29034973
unironically this on repeat while I call out my buddy for being a paper handed bitch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPI7ZeOGckQ

>>29035809
well because when you live with your parents playing videos games in the basement all day without a job, you tend to have very little in terms of assets.

>>29035488
A-are you supposed to take the caps off your bottles before you put them in the recycling?

>>29034973
>>29035389
This is what i'll be listening to. I expect the squeeze to happen at the 2 minute mark.

https://youtu.be/4FGMjzYD_Nc

>>29035078
It sucks that the hearing is virtual but hopefully it gives them enough courage to let it degenerate into a passive sort of David vs Goliath sparring match. I barely know anything about Keith Gill but he comes off as a natural funposter

poor guy, why the fuck didn't he stay anonymous?

>>29035555
checked

>>29035809
Remember contradictions don't even matter to them, the only stake they have in this is baiting responses to get that sweet money.
Just respond to them and BTFO them, it's all you need. You get to prove the merit of your convictions and stick it to melvin by making them pay someone to fail at their job.
It's win/win for us, win/lose for the shills because while they get some money, they ALSO won't be rehired for a shill position ifthe next time they go to be hired for astroturfing it pops up on their resume "Astroturfed for Melvin".
It would be like hiring china for viral containment post corona. Laughed out of the office.

Finally bought a few shares for the meme

>>29036059
just wait until wsb turns against him when they realize it was all a marketing/pump scheme. luckily they crowd funded his fortified mansion estate and private security.

Let's fix these crab problems and light this candle!

>>29036164
You are being too obvious, try harder next thread

>>29019722

It's interesting how despite how big this live stream is the stock is essentially plummeting. It lost the 50 baseline its been crabbing at.

>>29036104
Bad idea.

>>29035992
Kek not in France but if I remember correctly the joke has something to do with collecting caps

THIRTY SECONDS YANKS

>>29036234
The crabbing is definitely a good thing for anyone with 100+ shares. Literally a free money printer.

>>29036164
>It's a pump n dump
>Has yet to dump
>Keeps wanting to pump
>Hedgies on suicide watch
>Suicide hotline working overtime in new york.
Can you at least TRY with your demoralization? I'm getting bored.

>>29020361
>kindly ask them for evidence against the impending squeeze
ask them to prove a negative.
get fuck'd zoom-
o wait you already are KEK

SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT

DEAL INTO MY SHORT POSITION AND SEAL YOUR DOOM

AND I'M
FREEEEE FALLIIIIIIIN'

>>29036248
Doesn't matter what the current price is, because it's a squeeze play and the current volume every day is pretty pathetic, which means no one is selling. So the squeeze is bound to happen eventually, when Melvin can't take the interest anymore.

>>29036395
*Buys more GME*

>>29035555
55 i always see this number repeated in gme threads and apparently represents the angle of positive changes

>>29034043
Elliot page but with a bigger bandana.

>GOING BACK UP AT BREAKNECK SPEED
BUCKLE UP BOYS WE HIT THE HILL AGAIN, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>29036511
I don't think that is a significant number.

>>29035555
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>checked

>>29034043
frodo

AMC MOONING

>>29035413
You're welcome, Varia arc was absolute kino idec

>>29036734
>frodo
>not famous jew mouthpiece Egoraptor
Shame on you.

>>29035263
Thankfully I got it at 46.5.

>>29036164
IKBR CEO on CNBC already confirmed it was going to be a huge squeeze that would’ve potentially rekt the economy if the DTC didn’t step in

It's going do dump
Straight to 0
Sell now
Two more weeks.
Q

What kind of retard would trade with RH after this? They've demonstrated their true loyalties and it isn't with us (as if you doubted that in the first place). The best thing that can come of this is RH going under.

>>29034043

Idris Elba

WHERE DO I WATCH THE HEARING

>>29036774
>GameStop General
>AMC MOONING

>>29037001
You're an actual fucking retard. I just want you to know that.

>>29036893
>Tfw watching it crab while it refuses to go to 0

LINE GO UP!!!!

>>29036950
Underrated

>>29037001
>>29019722

>>29036893
thanks just bought 100k

CLF bros it's our time

>>29036892
no duh. the squeeze happened. the price went up 30x, more than 6x higher than VW at its own peak. the problem is that it is basically a transfer of wealth since most normies bought in because of word of mouth which was amplified by the constant pumping.

>>29037020
they've been correlating to be fair

>>29035303
You crack me up CLFanon. Thanks for posting this anime girl the other day. She’s mine now

https://docs.house.gov/meetings/BA/BA00/20210218/111207/HHRG-117-BA00-Wstate-TenevV-20210218.pdf
>We are also proud that the number of women trading on Robinhood’s platform nearly tripled in 2020, and women today represent a higher percentage of our customer base than ever before.
sell signal

>>29036376
maybe were just deep dicking it maaaaan, pumped the $4 stock to $400 and its still trading this high 3 weeks later.

>>29037147
>the squeeze happened
FUD nonsense disproven in every thread, fuck off shill

>>29037147
>the squeeze happened
Not yet it ain't.
>the price went up 30x, more than 6x higher than VW at its own peak
VW also bounced twice, once high, then once astronomically. SO i'm going to take a name out of my enemies playbook and HEDGE my bets on this bouncing twice, if i'm wrong i'm wrong, but if i'm right...
Get fucked.

>>29037287
kek

>>29037133
Go back

>>29037296
>short interest drops 300%
>d-duh squeeze is g-gonna happeeennnn!!!!!!
whats next? gonna pull out a 13-f that shows an institution bought a stock sometime between november-february and pretend they bought on the day it was filed?

>>29037449
300% drop? is short intrest now - 400%?

>>29037449
Why are you still here?

>>29037147
That was just a gamma squeeze though, the real squeeze still hasn't happened.

>>29037287
Vlad trying to get RH user pussy

>>29037449
>13f's get revealed
>Now demoralizerfags keep bringing them up like they learned a new word.
You can't make this shit up, they learn as they go on, it's cute.

Hello I am GME shill please sell your shares so Melvin can save his ass thank you
Also please (you) me so I get 15 jew dollars thank you

>>29030135
>Many of these posts were laced with antisemitic slurs directed at me and
others. The posts said things like “it’s very clear we need a second holocaust, the jews can’t
keep getting away with this.” Others sent similarly profane and racist text messages to me.

Kek reddit wouldn't allow such posts, they would be removed in seconds and the poster banned

>>29037661
They are clearly talking about us which is hilarious

>>29037661
>Kek reddit wouldn't allow such posts, they would be removed in seconds and the poster banned
Proof that Melvin deployed shills on 4chan.

>>29037287
>proud that the number of women trading on Robinhood’s platform nearly tripled in 2020
Women Trading on Robinhood: 3

>>29037490
226% -> 78%
>>29037555
when people point at the 13f filing date and say that must mean that they purchased stock on those days, which is extremely disingenous due to the fact that its a QUARTERLY report. i wouldn't be surprised if it was actually oct-dec which means those buys you are pretending are the institutions jumping on board now were actually them buying at $15 months ago. but yeah keep coping.

GME $5550 ---> TempleOS warning of Market Crash actualized --> Media blames retail investors --> Class War conspiracy actualized
The Dark Knight Rises film mirrors reality
Christian Bale and Michael Burry fuse to become autist Batman
Crypto saves the planet

>>29037565
a (you) to pity you 3rd worlders

>>29037537
Yep IKBR CEO said GME would’ve reached THOUSANDS if the clearing houses didn’t fuck RH

>>29037565
In the off chance it’s not a LARP here’s your (you). We all eating in this thread

>>29037661
>Melvin trying so desperately to make this about religious hate and racial dogma
SORRY MELVIN, THIS IS ABOUT YOUR CASH, I'M COMING TO HAVE YOUR FORESKIN SEWN BACK ON LATER.

>>29037704
Yeah. Fucking stupid ass jews think we're dumb

>>29037742
so its not 300% drop 300% of 226 is 678

Is this the redditard containment general?

>>29037490
No, they now own 3x the available stock

>>29037752
Based

>>29037842
look everyone its your typical gamestop holder

>>29037786
I'm sure anything will happen to them for manipulating the market, just like this past election.

>>29037565
(you)
Get that $$$ bro

>>29037661
>>29037704
I was browsing WSB yesterday and the "proof" of anti-semitism they posted was a collage of 4chan posts, which also happened to be incredibly based.

>>29037565
Get yourself something nice

>>29037739
>tfw no autistic meme stock RH trader gf

>>29036494
>Doesn't matter what the current price is
Eh not true.

When it gets really low more people can buy in before the squeeze actually happens. Which granted I am kind of doubting right now because the stock is getting WAY too much attention and a null-order is all but guaranteed.

>>29037881
well so if you have 100$ and lose 300% of it you will have 25$ use your brain nigger

>>29037927
Link? I wanna check if I'm in the screenshot.

>>29037927
Hi Melvin! (If you’re reading this)

LOCK HIM UP
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>>29037927
>People at all surprised the nationalist website where people get to post unfiltered opinions harbors the ingrained truth of "fuck the smallhat" that everyone has inherently.
I really think they may all be midwits, every single schlomo

>>29037979
no you would have -$200

I really hope Melvin reads some 4chan shitposts out loud

>>29037883
You’re on /biz/
Most of us hold crypto

>>29038129
>I really hope Melvin reads some 4chan shitposts out loud
If some of my Gamburu posts and smallhat jokes get posted i'm going to lose my shit.

>>29019722
what do you really think is going to happen to robinhood when they have the right to stop buys

>>29038125
thats what i meant, so SI didnt fall by 300%

To all of the shills and doubters, answer me this, why does GME go up with VIX? Why does GME go up when all the major indices are crashing?

>>29037842
This

>>29038129
Apparently he got doxxed and people were saying mean things to him over the phone kek

>>29037565
Thank you for your honesty

>>29038129
Congresswoman Waters, t-they called me a nigger.

>>29038208
Because wgmi

>>29038130
>Most of us lose with crypto
Fixed

>>29038208
Cause VIX shorts the S&P 500.
When S&P 500 goes down, GME usually is going up.

>>29038234
howd he get doxxed what the heck

>>29037979
>t. nigger

>>29038292
STOP
BOBO PLZ NO

>>29038001
Sorry, but I can't find it again. I don't know how to navigate that clusterfuck website properly.

>>29037819

thank you my friends once the crypto has been transferred for my effective shilling I will use the money to buy GME and mcdonalds for dinner. Don't forget to sell GME

Melvin melvin melvin... you know this could have all been avoided if you just refused to short in the first place.
Your Hubris will be your absolute undoing.

"Dear committee, I would now like to tell you what these people did to a woman named Emily"

ALRIGHT BOYS, HOW MANY SHARES YOU HAVE OF GME AND WHAT'S YOUR AVERAGE?
>26@$85

>>29038370
His phone number was literally on Linkden(now removed)

>Hedgies covered their shorts at the absolute peak of retailer interest
>shills expect me to believe this

>>29038521
>53 @ $105
4 calls for april

Anyone else unironically lose hope?

>>29038521
9 @ $121

>>29038370
They tried to tie it with Gamergate and QAnon in the LA Times spin kek

> https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2021-02-01/gamestop-gamestonks-and-the-enduring-gamification-of-fandom-culture

>>29038521
129@200

>>29038597
>They covered their shorts
>Nowhere in the past 4 weeks is there volume to support this
>They expect me to believe this.

>>29038521
2.25 @ $301
>t. retard

>>29038604
90@109 and I’ll add tomorrow when I get paid

>>29038631
>-76%
yikes

>>29038521
THEY WANT THIS DATA DON'T GIVE IT TO THEM OR GIVE FAKE INFO

>>29038521
10@200...

>>29038521
6@50

>>29038546
How do these guys not protect their personal info? Like opt out of data brokers n sheit so they can’t be doxxed?

Fucking wall st retards.. I should start a business with GME tendies to offer personal data protection to wall st hedgies... help them not get doxxed. Bet those fucks will pay top $$$

>>29038521
5@300...

>>29038725
The data is no use if I don’t set a limit or stop

>>29038693
>jan 21 - 29
>810M in volume
how many shorts do you think they had?

>>29038725
What difference does it make? Majority holders are other hedgies, retail composition is miniscule in comparison isn't it.

>>29038521
6969@42014.88

>>29038521
Fuck hedgies

>>29038546
>be me
>be multibillion dollar hedgefund manager
>be born into wealth
>don't understand basic things like account security
>make extremely risky bet on a stock to an unreasonably high degree
>lose money
>don't deal with consequences
>post personal phone number on a public social media platform
>mean internet people call me bad names
>I DESERVE ALL THE MONEY BACK FROM MY SHITTY DECISION BCAUSE PEOPLE ARE SAYING MEAN THINGS TO ME

the absolute state

>>29038521
10000@350

>>29038521
3@$115

>>29038873
>.88
B A S E D

>>29038747
Bro it was as easy as searching Melvin Capital on linkedin, going though the list of employees, and getting his cell number.

>>29038855
>70 million shares
>810 million volume
>Expecting me to believe there was more than 500% shares out there.
JUST HOW SHORTED IS GME, JESUS CHRIST.

>>29038521
0 I sold

Will rebuy probably around 50 when it hits 40 eom

>>29038884
>be me
>be multibillion dollar hedgefund manager
>be born into wealth
>don't understand basic things like account security
>make extremely risky bet on a stock to an unreasonably high degree
>lose money
>don't deal with consequences
Could have stopped here, nothing will happen to Melvin and GME is worthless.

>>29038899
based and checked

>>29038855
You they would be able to buy up that amount of shares without a massive spike in price?

>>29038521
16@224
>>29038631
based

>>29038899
BASED

>>29038960
So there is a market for my business!?

Melvin bby, I will come save you and ur hedgie frens from yourselves after you pay me my gme tendies.

>>29038976
Extremely. Some fucker actually shorted it when it was 350 when it was at 350 and made a FTD with a million shares

>>29038521
5 @ 100

>>29039088
I'll help, it looks like these hedge funds are going to need a gambler to show them how to properly gamble their lives away, i bet i could make a killing teaching gambling theory to stupid hedge fun babbus

>>29038521
4400@$6000

>>29039088
https://www.linkedin.com/company/melvin-capital-management-lp

>>29039166
4chan: The New Wall St

>>29038855
latest SI at jan 29 still says they are overshorted, anything before is meaningless

>>29039012
>be born in a position of power and wealth
>act like a huge fucking nitwit like everybody else
>shitting and sharting where every where

>>29038597
The shill narrative is far funnier. It says that they covered their shorts at several times their net worth when no shares were available without the market reacting or any significant volume moving. They then shorted at 400 when no shorts were available, again at several times their net worth and without any collateral. This also didn't affect the market or trade volume. They then manipulated the market for no reason the following days, instigated a full takeover of wsb and a massive shilling campaign just for the lulz.

Then they pretend this is likelier than melvin not covering and lying about it

>>29038884
>be you
>born poor
>die even poorer

>>29039302
Melvin standing before congress with his nipples protruding in his shirt.

SAD!

>>29038521
1000@7
250@40
250@50
500@49.50

>>29039299
They are going to claim they covered up until the boom.
I'm gonna place a mental bet and say that Melvin is gearing up to flee the country soon, if he's not already got plane tickets bought for after the meeting. Keep an eye on his face while he talks, if you see sweat, remember it's fucking WINTER.

come here emily, you hoe

>>29039432
Watch the eyes. And lips. If the eyes shoot to the sides or his lips start trembling you know he’s nervous.

>>29039465
What is emily's GME position?

41@257$

anyone in this bread knows where I can get some battletoads?

>>29039432
No, his plan is to divorce his wife so he can protect half of his assets.

>>29039537
Doggystyle

>>29039587
Idk call Melvin and ask him.

>>29039385
how likely is it that theyll stop shorting XRT today? seems kinda likely

>>29039379
>They then shorted at 400 when no shorts were available

Shorts were available then tho and they did. Granted not exactly at 400 but pretty near it. They went full dumbass

>>29039594
Imagine she says fuck you and refuses to re marry him.

>>29039587
Yeah just download the rom. The first two are actually great fucking games. I can beat the snes one without dying and over 9 lives

>>29039432
>They are going to claim they covered up until the boom.
they already did in the test.
>I understand that part of the focus of this hearing is the decisions of stock trading platforms to limit trading in GameStop. I want to make clear at the outset that Melvin Capital played absolutely no role in those trading platforms’ decisions. In fact, Melvin closed out all of its positions in GameStop days before platforms put those limitations in place. Like you, we learned about those limits from news reports.
The limitations were put in place in Jan 29.
the SI report is from what date again?
>Settlement Date 1/29/2021 and Due Date 2/2/2021
yeah I'm thinking absolutely not covered "all of its positions".
not even by a fucking mile

>>29039597

>>29038876
please consider selling some of them for the benefit of Melvin thank you

>>29039594
It would be even funnier if he was lying to her about the shorts being covered too.
Like FUCK she's well versed in finance like he is. And he's barely competent as is.
Just outta the blue.
"Sorry honey it's over i'm divorcing you... that paper you signed for amazon on our honeymoon? It was an annulment. "

>>29039618
>https://melvincapital.com/
Cant find a phone number on their website
But therefor I now know why they are still in:
>22nd floor
Too low for a final jump, would only hurt them seiously

so do we really belive thet it will jump above 500$?

>>29039890
No, it will jump above $5000.

>>29039517
Hopefully Bombard will come thru with the body language analysis. Always good insights from her

someone gonna make the new bread or do i gotta do it?

>>29039972
Above 50 000$.

>>29038421
If you happen to remember some word from the thread's title you could try checking your history

>>29039715
crazy, but I want real battletoads

>>29040003
Do it fggt

>>29040003
Be my guest.

>>29038521
90@200 please go up!

new bread

>>29040146
>>29040146
>>29040146

>>29039887
They took their website down to barebones when the initial squeezes happened.