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Newfag here. Trying to figure out Chainlink and Defi, I got banned for telegram for asking this question and the same goes saying for Reddit

Bitcoin is kind of like a tree, right? It has rings and stuff which can't be changed and you can open it up and look at the history and agree where all the rings are. And ethereum is kind of like the leaves. They're scattered around the branches off of the tree and have veins and shit on them for writing things on. But when you write on one, it copies over to all the other leaves. Which is good because if you look at 1 leaf you'll know that it is legit if it says the same things as the rest of the leaves.
So this is where Chainlink comes in. Chainlink is like a nigger jerking off on to the soil at the base of the tree. His cum is kind of like the external data which your bitcoin tree feeds to the ethereum leaves. So basically feeds the tree with stuff that it needs to give to the leaves which are asking for nutrients and stuff.
Hope this helps.

>> No.29015765

i wish i was as cool as you

>> No.29015885

What is the question

>> No.29015897

kek

>> No.29015930
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>>29015626
pic related is op

>> No.29016086

>>29015626
kek'd

>> No.29016254

>>29015626
this is why i come here

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>>29015626

>> No.29016315
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29016315

*just actually read ops post*

>> No.29016329
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I can talk discuss link all day. However I'm not gonna be active on biz tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless biz degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
I'll leave you with this

>> No.29016345

>>29015626
How many tabs of acid did you take today anon?
I'm gonna say 1.5 because you're still writing semi coherently.

>> No.29016366

>>29016329
You listen to my advice young man?

>> No.29016398

>>29015626
Based

>> No.29016420

I would definitely read OP’s manifesto

>> No.29016443

>>29015626
Well that made laugh, thanks anon.

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>>29016366
retard boomer fuck off

>> No.29016941

>>29016872
Nice good job listening to gramps, you'll make a fine fat husband.

>> No.29017016

>>29016872

I hope satoshi sees these images that are created of him

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>>29016941
aint buying your retard gold stocks faggot