/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Best Chinese investments:
BILI, WIMI, BIDU, TCEHY, BABA, GDS, NIO, TIGR, PDD, EH, RYCEY

>My favorite Chinese ETF’s:
CWEB, YINN

Divest from America. Invest in China. Taiwan is a province of the People’s republic of China, so TSM is a Chinese company. Remember to say “thank you daddy Xi!” to secure your gains. Amerilards tongue my anus.

>>29006266
fuck you weeb

>futures

what amount of crypto held on an exchange would be a target for hackers?

>>29006266
Please remove CLF from the OP, it gets caught by my filter.

>>29006266
We green or red tomorrow boys? I don't feel like Biden is as good at this managing the stock market thing as Trump was.

>best girl coming through

>>29006353
Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Futures just flew over my house!

BUY BB
BUY NOK
PUMP MY BAGS

>>29006353

I’m gonna panic sell the open tomorrow there is far too much risk of a violent correction from these levels.

I sit around and day trade instead of work, and I make money for nobody but myself. I hate this feeling of nobody wanting me - even if the love was based on just my money, I'd still want it.

WFG, explain why not plz?

Who here has slippi.gg?
I am in the hankering to play some
>SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE
Post connect code for some late night training

>>29006384
Well just look at the pattern of QLD or SSO. We pump we dip. We buy. We run up. We dip a bit. We buy. We run. It's been like four months of the exact same pattern

what's the play tomorrow? do i buy more cciv or just hold cash for a bit longer?

If green ID all-in on PLTR will give a 10x by end of March.

>Futures
KILL THAT FUCKING BOBO RIGHT NOW HE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO CAUSE A CORRECTION

>>29006499
NOK was the first stock I ever bought fucking years ago. I learnt then what we know now. It eternally crabs.

>>29006445
Biden can't even hold his own farts on stream. Of course he can't do that.

I went all in on this coin yesterday called LOOM cause it sounds like Lum and it’s up 17% today. Is this based or cringe?

>I forgot to pay the tariffs on my Chinese stocks

How do I filter all the anime posters? Mainly the ones that post anime pictures. They contribute nothing and are red on a green bullish day.

>>29006575
Mine was T. I'm still holding it.

>>29006558
does that count as green? I'm retarted

>>29006309
seethe

>>29006466
>girl

>>29006573
>>29006509
>>29006353
guys im scared

>>29006558
Sucks for you. My green ID will carry DNN and CRBP into the sky tomorrow though.

AESZ shill...let's have a chat

Kill yourself CLF tranny

>>29006558
Too bad its Teal. LIKE PETER THIEL GET IT????

>>29006584
This is a liberal board faggot

FOMO bros...

DRRX dip tomorrow earnings MAR 2 PT 4 USD

Why bother with any stocks when Bitcoin is on a straight path to 100K? Elon won’t let it crash again. He has invested interest. I’m about to liquidate my portfolio and dump it all into MARA and RIOT on the next dip.

>>29006353
>>29006573
Great. Retarded Americans are probably going to dump my china stocks tomorrow along with the rest of the market.

MNKD
.
LCTX
.
ADXS

u 4got THE NOK

What happened fish bros? Was it all a lie?

good idea above, everyone reply with the first stock you ever owned and how long you held it/whether you still have it
>YUM
>10 years, just recently sold

>>29006445
>thinking Biden has influence over anything
>thinking a president should affect the market
4 years of trump really did a doozy to the americans

>>29006558
green to my eyes. Based Afro-Jew with a Phd from Germany and JD from Stanford is gonna lead us all into legitimate 10x gains over the next 3 years.

>>29006266
Would anyone buy bad dragon stock if they went public?

>>29006624

good thing i buyededed UVXY

I have 50k in wash sale losses. Is this bad?

If dubs and my ID is as pink as your mom's vagina, we down all week.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

anyone know?>>29006404
i'd appreciate it

>>29006701
Its true. Even Baggie bet on Biden.

>>29006737
Some gay Bond ETF , sold it a day later.

>>29006575
Based crab holder.

>>29006610
>tfw the tariffs on my Chinese scam stocks are more than the gains

i would get out tomorrow at opening. remember telling yourself when you bought into this thing that as soon as you see a downturn or a sign of another crash that you would sell so you would be a bagholder for the next year? you can always buy back in but you can never turn back time and sell at a higher price

Come call CLFtranny a faggot

https://joowzsmash.chatango.com/

Asking again: does anyone have that link or screenshot of the nuclear article that Micheal J Burry had on his twitter. He deleted his shit again.

>>29006783
Vote on the podcast name frens.
https://strawpoll.com/w31gqe65p

No fucking way.

>>29006711
because it has ZERO underlying value and is basically a tulip

AGTC PLS GO BACK DOWN WHY DID I SELL AT $6 AAAAAAAAA I COULD HAVE DOUBLED MY MONEY

>>29006771
Hey me too fren

>>29006839
Already did and got banned for posting his address

>>29006713
>tfw you try and invest in China to get out of the Amer*can markets but they drag you down with them

>>29006783
nope that means your money has been successfully laundered

>>29006752
Most people don't seem to think so. It's not just a dip anymore.

>>29006859
Doesn't it at least hold the value of the electricity wasted to generated and the depreciation of the hardware?

>>29006624
>How do I filter all the anime posters? Mainly the ones that post anime pictures.
so tell me what is the difference between an anime poster and the ones that post anime pictures?

>>29006837
quick rundown on why?

SPCE for those of you who have access to premarket

i hope my lil tecl stock b doin a lil sumn tomorrow

i only made 20% last year, why do i have to pay 37% in capital gain taxes?? i would be better off not touching stocks at all what the fuck

Line go up tomorrow?

>>29006952
die nigger

>>29006624
>They contribute nothing and are red on a green bullish day.
I'm up 3.2% today

>>29006894
I am gonna need that, please

I can’t do it, I can’t invest, it’s been three weeks of me coming here reading and I can’t bring up the courage to actually invest. I’ve posted multiple times asking and now I realize I lack the courage to actually invest my savings. Now I’m seeing mainstream discussion that literally every asset from stocks to crypto currencies are overpriced and due for a massive correction, I know the second I buy in I will lose all my money. I can’t take the pressure anymore, everyone is getting rich except for me and I’m a coward that will always be a poor fucking loser. I wish I could work up the courage that you guys have.

>>29006985
I never did get an explanation for why she has dull fangs

>>29006837
nice try doomer, we’re green the rest of the week

>>29006962
>i only made 20% last year
You're retarded

>>29006980
For oil

>>29006624
Get the dimensions of the pictures they post and filter based on that. Maybe checksum works too in 4chan-x. You won't get everything but you'll build the filter over time so the most common stuff won't show up to annoy you

why are you starting a podcast, who actually wants to listen to you for extended periods of time. Thats like watching that fag CLF tranny's streams.

>>29006962
If you made 20%, and it's all capital gains, you'd pay 37% tax on 50% of your 20%.

FUCKING DICK ZIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THESE

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING MY DICK SUCKED TOMORROW

>>29006624
Alt+f4

>>29007008
start with $1000. you're not going to die if you lose that right? or even $500, or $100.

>>29007008
just don't be attached to your money bro
the more you treat it like a video game the better
its just a meaningless number in the end anyway

>>29007008
Can't take the money with you, bro.

>>29007011
She's an alien, same reason she has horns

>>29006988
checked, here fren

>>29006711
>Daddy Elon will save us!!!111

>>29007008
You know you don't have to invest every dollar?

>>29006837
No not really, I remember buying shit all the way up till now and thinking wow I can't believe we just blew past spy 330 ... Now we're gunna blow past spy 400. I think it's more about finding some decent hedges instead of trying to call the top.

>>29006988
people are posting it in its chat

>>29007008
It's okay guy. My tax doc indicates that I'm one big courageous moron.

>>29007103
oh ok
Does that also explain why she's cross-eyed in most of the pictures?

Boys, criminal based Starbucks.
Buy LKNCY

>>29006921
>1 week downturn
the actual dudes who do this for a living play the market, they knew a downturn was coming based on the lockup and ambiguous earnings (revenues still grew by 50 percent yoy). It's all fireworks.

>>29006922
that's like saying if I dig a hole and refill it in my backyard I get the market value of my dirt if I sell it as a security. Makes zero sense.

>>29007008
sad boy. if you are young you can make money back. its only paper

>made 30% last year
>taxes and tariffs of 40ish percent
>I owe money now

wtf?

>>29007011
I think it's just an animation inconsistency. Sometimes they're pointy triangles, sometimes they're curved, sometimes they're straight, sometimes they're small, sometimes they're large, and sometimes she has a set on the top and the bottom of her mouth.

>>29006558
All mine are gonna be green, so that too

>>29006858
oh shit, they are just acquiring companies and going to the moon.

>>29007093
unironically good advice. i'd have started way sooner if i wasn't so stuck up about never touching my savings.

>>29006743
The brain rot is a cancer on the land.

>>29006913
By Allah I swear I will behead every American if their bobo market dumps my chink stocks.

>>29007077
>has to plan his blowjobs days in advance
>doesn't just walk into next room and point at his junk to get taken care of
ngmi

>>29006859
>I—It holds z-zero value!!
>proceeds to buy hypothetical ownership of businesses

NAKD

>>29006701
Kek, you ridin wit Biden? What about his policy appeals to you?

based and tranny pilled

>>29006308
Luckin will blow past all of these.

>>29007088
>>29007101
>>29007123
I know I can invest small amounts, but the reason I CANT do that is two fold:

1. If it happens to go up, the only thing I will think about is how much I would’ve made if I wasn’t a fucking coward friendless loser.

2. If it goes down, my self esteem will further plummet because I will be forced to face the fact that I’m a clueless fucking loser and I don’t know the first thing about picking the correct companies to invest in.

So instead I just sit here day after day, watching everyone else get rich, knowing they’re better than me living more fulfilled lives than me.

>>29006755
I tossed $100 at the dragoneer spac. They do accelerometers for insurance companies or some stupid shit.

>>29006558
I bought 1 share of PLTR at what I think was need bottom. Green Day tomorrow very likely.

>>29006639
Fuck the FUD. I'm riding the red lighting til it strikes the fucking ground. Money doesn't exist, it's all about the fucking electricity baby. You feel it in your arteries, don't you? That's 10 gigawatts of pure cortisol about to burst your fucking eyeballs. That's the only real shit around.

>>29007247
>Luckin
A literal bankrupt company

>>29007247
I would unironically buy Luckin if they were on my broker.

>>29007268
you need meds, not investment advice

>>29003706
>put $1k into penny stock
>no stop loss, fully prepared to lose the entire $1k
>sell half whenever it doubles, hold the other half for potential big gains one day
>adjust the $1k size to whatever amount you're fine with losing all of potentially. 1% of your portfolio is an EZ mode way to do it.

simple as.

is TaxAct any good?

>>29007247
My nigga

>>29007171
>Portfolio up 350%
>1099 shows 500$ loss
>IRS actually owes me money
LOL

>>29007243
Canceling 50k student loan debt and 2k stimmy checks

>>29007268
If you invest in multiple companies they won't ALL go down you dumbass.
Or you could just all-in on a SOXL dip (like the one you missed today lmfao) and get easy gains
>>29007327
Lot of words to say "i'm retarded".

Really wanna kms guys

>>29007008

You don't have to invest, Anon. You worked hard for that money. Don't let any Anons influence you to be reckless with money. Knowledge is the first step. Arm yourself. The market will be waiting for you when you return.

Read Jack Bogle's "Little Book of Common Sense Investing". He was the founder of Vanguard, and fought constantly for the little guy.

Im starting to dilate

>>29007268
holy shit dude go to /r9k/ if it still exists.

For real though, start by playing more poker and if you know anything about sport do some betting. You gotta develop an instinct for risk taking and when to go "all-in" and take your chances.

>>29007327
It's on Stash.

>>29007321
Stay poor.

>>29006624
ngmi

>>29006266
I’m all in on ATOS, ICOR, SENS,UAMY and GSAT. Rate my portfolio.

>>29007388
if you are the CLF tranny it's best to do it on stream to prove it

Damn why the stock market got to fuck me like that.

What do I put my money in if I REALLY wanna kms?

What's this pattern /smg/?

I have $4900 to reinvest tomorrow. Planning on $3k in SU, $1k in PLTR, and $900 in PIPP. AIGMI?

>>29007447
I'm all in on a diversified portfolio of ETFs

>>29007447
#FF0000

>>29006839
I actually can't believe it if clffaggot really is the owner of joowz. It makes sense because that guy has done nothing for like a decade but host that streaming site.

>>29007243
No autist tweets at 1 AM. Plus Biden can do impressive shit like walk down a ramp, drive a car, ride a bike, and drink a beer.

GEVO bros I don't feel so good...

>>29007148
>cross-eyed
That's not very nice

>>29007450

I agree

>>29007388
I support it. Another blood sacrifice for the eternal bull market. Make sure to livestream it.

>>29007524
no
only one of those is good

>>29007477
because you bought at an ATH as a speculator and now you are wondering why you didn't make a shitload.

>>29006985
Fuck you Lum I'm down 6k today
>pic related, one of my accounts

>>29006308
Take a look at a topographic map of China and see how flat and open the heartland is. China is begging to be invaded. Historically, China was the most invaded region in the world and the Chinese were the most subjugated people in the world. Despite outnumbering all their enemies, the Chinese were raped and massacred a myriad of times by a multitude of different foreign ethnicities. Even the Tibetans laid waste to China and sacked its capital. Never once having experienced a single moment of freedom in thousands of years, whether due to enslavement by foreigners or oppression and exploitation by their own central governments, the Chinese are an eternal slave race whose "national character" was described by Lu Xun as "a blend of fawning obsequiousness and slavish submission to power." Despite being the world's largest population, the Chinese have historically been and continue to be the most subservient people in the world, like slaves who are incapable of independent thought and action.

>>29007572
but first put all your money in the market if you havent

>>29007196
>there's a literal company called FOMO corp and it's mooning
Unironically the ideal candidate for FOMO.

ay bitch this is how I am spendin my clf gains

Anyone invested in GIK? Read a DD on it and it seems like a solid SPAC

>>29007247
Blow a bunch of dudes for bus money maybe

I don't hate niggers I just.....I......OK I hate niggers, they're stupid, smell like shit and they're violent. Why should I have to share a society with them? All they do is cause problems for whites, they are a plague and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

>>29007568
It wasn't really directed at Lum, just the animators.

>>29007648

Based as fuck

>>29006858
JESUS CHRIST GUYS DO I INVEST IN THIS COMPANY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO GO BALLS TO THE WALL ALL IN

>>29007268

Lol we don't have fulfilled lives, Anon. Quite the contrary at least in my case. I'm kind of an incel as well and suffer from depression. Trading sucks as a full time job. I'm only doing it to try to make up my losses from AMC. Then I'm out. It is basically gambling.

>>29007305

Gonna call it at 10PM PST. Vote frens.
https://strawpoll.com/w31gqe65p

>>29007667
based

holy based

>>29006558
U dipshit. U fucking do it like this. Green is bitch.

>>29007612
sorry fren

>>29007406
Is this the tranny?

>>29007488
TSLA

>>29006445
Hope you guys own HRSE, ZEV, MNXXF, OPTI

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/biden-ordered-review-of-supply-chain-to-include-electric-car-batteries-medical-supplies-and-rare-earth-metals-152610673.html

>>29007621
okay, but how do i profit from this?

>>29007727
Literal goblin

>>29007621
Source?

>FUTURES

CFAC
that is all

>>29007758
looks like it
>>29007648
where are you getting all of these pictures?

Buy the dip, retard
>they said again and again
Then shill this scam on /biz/
>good I have bot ocean subscription and use algorithms for trading and less risks on DEX

>>29007612
Tell me your holdings anon
It better not be mutant fucking fish

>>29007758

Yes, he is confirmed a cuckold. Pic related

>>29007667
Sorry buddy, they are shorting South Africa over on reddit. It is down the hall.

>>29007715
Dude those are all bad.
call it either
>FUDnFOMO
>FOMOnFUD

>>29007758
not the tranny, the tranny's bull. This is the tranny

soon

Any guess which way weed stocks are moving tomorrow? Ive got $6k on an inverse etf

>>29006701
Fuck off nigger. People might think youre serious.

>>29006624
Where do you think you are?

>>29007524
2k PIPP, 2k suncor

>>29006624
based anti-animechad

>>29007870
they are going up ya dungo.

What your old and busted stock and your new hotness?

>>29007870
sideways

>>29007524
Put it into FOREX and help me short the Aussie dollariedoo into the dirt where it belongs.

Those cunts are getting way too cocky down there.

>>29007811
yes

>>29007621
please pick up a history gook I mean book

>>29007667
too bad for you, Palantir, the best IPO in the last 5 years, is led by a black man .

>>29007612
Well at least you still have ~$294k, sorry for the red day

>>29007929
>old and busted
GME, loved her so much at $9 cb and then a pack of retards raped her
>new hotness
ARBKF, multi bagger soon.

soon.

>>29007931
Pic related. My position.

>>29007990

Hold muh bags

Post a moonstock you found yourself.

>>29007930
Sideways would be comfy anytime I don't lose it feels like I'm winning

>>29008002
very soon

How do I find what is a good stock to invest in? I'm using robinhood. I put 10 bux in disney on Monday, nothing really happened I lost 5 cents

>>29008002

Godspeed in your efforts to drive the tranny from this land, you glorious niggers

>futures
Well, at least I still have 45% cash to deploy..

>>29007367
>Gibs
>HR 127

Ah yes that seems a fair trade but in all seriousness I hate you faggots.

>>29007842
A metric shit ton of SOXL on both portfolios. BILI, CRBP, WIMI on my meme portfolio. FNGU and TQQQ on my boomer/scoops portfolio
>yes I bought the dip in both

you will never see these st*ck prices again

>>29008056
you can help by just posting saved images. It takes a village to get rid of the fool

FUTURES NOOOOOO

>>29008021
What do you think boomers are going to bequeath their inheritances to the company or something?
Actually I wouldn't put it past them. Rolls Royce caskets might become a big fad in the next two decades.

>>29008044
getchu a lil piece a stock that do sumn. like TECL or NGRU

>>29008044
read this thread and do the exact opposite of what anyone says

>>29006737
Shell oil right before the BP oil spill. Still holding. I love paying foreign taxes to a country I'll probably never visit.

>>29008091
That's not so bad. I bought SOXL today too. We can hold together my friend

>>29008021

>>29008118
this, he got really asshurt the other day when the KTOV pictures started getting posted

Pro tip: To see the day's biggest meme stocks, go to tradingview.com and click on the search field and select the "stocks" tab. Make sure the search field is empty and the drop down list will be populated with the day's most popular stocks. Works on futures, crypto, etc. as well.

>>29008118
fucking kek

>>29008124
>>29008058


What futures. Post screen shot.

>>29006737
Coca Cola, eventually used it to "practice" covered alls.
Sold them all in 2012 IIRC

>>29008058
>>29007792
>>29006573
Riddle me this. To every anon that keeps freaking out about futures after hours everyday what exactly are you doing? Are you guys actually buying the 1000 barrels of crude oil or large shipments of gourds to then sell off?

>>29008160
Oh I'm holding my SOXL for 10 years. Fuck scoops and the SOXL deniers

>>29008108
>pic
god i hope so

>>29006677
holy shit. glad to be invested in the deep state

FUTURES NOOOOOOOO

Suncor
Palantir
Disney
AMD
URNM
buy now or forever be poor
buy now or forever live in regret

>>29008118
I would too, but I've never been so comfy since I finally filtered the word CLF. Makes finding these threads impossible now for me since its in the fucking OP.

>>29008248
we all do fren

Not trying to shit up the thread or spam but vote niggers
https://strawpoll.com/w31gqe65p

We're going to the moon, bois

>>29008246
I like your style anon
I think scoops is dead wrong and SOXL is the future as well

Is RIOT considered a dangerous buy at the current price?

Fill me in on futures.

>>29008298
It's that fat fucking faggots fault for being such an insufferable cunt

>>29008246
>Oh I'm holding my SOXL for 10 years. Fuck scoops and the SOXL deniers
based

>>29008132
I think if things ever open up again, they are going to do some buybacks once they don't need the extra cash. Bonus points if they land some government contracts related to the expansion of UK's nuclear capacity.

>>29008236
>To every anon that keeps freaking out about futures after hours everyday what exactly are you doing?
They're probably holding TQQQ or something similar and watching the 1m NAS100USD or NQ1! chart.

>>29008021
Phase II trial results about to be announced for Brilacidin treating COVID. IPIX will moon following the announcement. Should be a quick 2X and I think it has the potential to moon big if the results are exceptional, which they should be.

>>29007896
Don't think PLTR has long potential? I'm hesitant to put more into PIPP because we don't know what it even is. The deep state mystery box stock sounds fun, but idk when it will actually pop.

>>29008236
Different type of futures. We're talking about the Tech 100 which is an index of speculated performance of assets on the NASDAQ

>>29008044
Buy GEO it is prisons and criminals aren’t going away especially since Biden has opened our southern border and already illegal crossings are up over 500%.

>>29008338
Yes. Only thing it won't do is crab

Should I sell all but one of my Tesla stocks and buy Johnson and Johnson

>>29008152

You can credit foreign taxes paid on your tax return, Anon. Increase your tax return.

>>29008298
lmao you are missing out on some prime time fun fren. It is super comfy to fuck with him and it passes the time while stocks go up.

>>29008229
>>29008344
Are you retards serious? Just type “futures” into google you brain dead mongoloids.

>>29007367
When? Because that was supposed to be weeks ago.

>>29008236
>Riddle me this. To every anon that keeps freaking out about futures after hours everyday what exactly are you doing?
Trading futures in my futures account
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29008432
u wot

>>29008402
you should honestly go all in this amount PLTR especially in these next two days if you trully are holding long.

>>29008440
that retard can't even figure out how his 1k PS5 works

buy WLL today, it's going to 50-100x within the year

>>29008440
Too bad I was banned

>>29008419
Hey big brain. Biden signed an executive order that the U.S. Department of Justice to end its use of private prisons for federal inmates. Bearish for GEO

You guys arent really racist..are you?

When am I gonna get rich?

>>29006626
T is a pretty based boomer stonk. 7.2% dividends and it never crashes with the rest of the market.

>>29008497
I want the sweet divvies

im selling everything today

>>29008366
>>29008416
>>29008487
What exactly am I looking at here? Is this an indicator of the top tech companies on nasdaq trading in other regions? Does this actually tell me anything?

>>29008487
You ever get thirsty and just ask for physical delivery of a mini coffee contract?

>>29008538
same. I am gonna just NORDVPN just to shit up that site tomorrow. I hope this tranny learns some lesson about being an insufferable faggot on the internet.

>>29008559
Racism and anti-semitism has no place in /smg/. It needs to stop or we won’t be able to keep having these threads.

>>29008559
nice bait inb4 nigger nigger nigger nigger smug_pepe_in_suit.jpg

>>29008487
Nigger you better sell those shits you’ve got lots tons of profit there.

Would be a shame if something were to happen to it...

>>29008559

>>29008044
LMT, KTOS, RTX
Biden has stopped all troop withdraws and is mumbling something about Iran, a nuclear bomb and our greatest ally. One thing's for sure you are gonna see some massive gains on 3% of a share or whatever poorfag amount that people who buy fractional shares are allowed to buy.

>>29008598
Bad troll kys

>>29008419
>>29008044
>GEO

Biden isn't Trump, Anon. Read GEO's quarterly reports. They will tell you that "poliltical rhetoric" about private prisons is hurting their business.

Abolishing private prisons is a Democratic talking point.

>>29008559
There's no such thing as racism.

>>29008577
I like MO more. Higher divvies and none of the debt

>>29008455
FUTURES JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

What do I do if I had a ~$500 loss as my total for 2020 on my 1099? Report that on my taxes and pay less taxes?

>>29008556
Sure he’s gonna let out all the illegals and blacks from federal prison but then the states will pick them up for their various crimes and lock em in state prisons.

>>29008577
>Never crashes with rest of market
>Never recovered from March

>>29006558
Ahem actually my friend my green and dubs signify that ryce will produce 100% gain within 4.5 weeks minimum

CLFtranny is unwinding

>>29008629
Good point Schlomo-senpai. I keep thinking about moving the stop up. Every time I do though I get anxious I'm going to get knocked out on a scam wick and I nudge it back down. Almost like a weird form of edging

>>29008440
Its been fucking 6 months if not more of spamming that piece of garbage.
>Here guys check out my account balance today
>haha imagine not buying this $C L F dip
>yo how's my 17s looking?
I could fucking care less. I'm up over 2000% on the 1 2023 MARA LEAP I have left and that's much more interesting to watch then cleveland crabs.

>>29008709
Don’t tell him

>>29008559
no, I love Alex karp.

;_; muh bags

RKT is really such a piece of shit stock and i wish i had held pltr instead

>>29008621
based, take some screenshots of his seething if you can and post here.

>>29008723
Must be the hormone therapy

Guys, do you actually have to pay taxes quarterly if you made $1k+?

should i use td ameritrade or fidelity if im a poor pennystockfag

>>29008813
that's if you owe 1k+ in taxes

>>29008793
>2021
>investing in mortgages for poorfags
What on Earth compelled you to buy that?

>>29008813
Ask your (Jewish) accountant.

>>29008813
I only claimed like 50k last year and they sent me quarterly forms

>>29006795
m2 fren

>>29008562
>Only 24 NOK shares
Never

>>29008813
Now that is a great question lol who knows... fuck the IRS, what are they gonna do about it?

>>29008836
Fidelity has lots more free pennies

>>29008739
Since July of last year. I only post my portfolio when DING DING anon posts and to call out highschool larpers. lmfao

Baking

>>29008874
put you in prison with black persons

Any hope for fish bros? Should we dump our bags?

>>29008910
ok...

Im gonna be alright, right bros?

NEW

>>29008975
>>29008975
>>29008975

i'm sorry, you are now stuck with the clf tranny, we don't want him.

>>29008667
Yea that and myriad other talking points. He made his first public appearance since being elected yesterday (lol) and it was an abject disaster but one thing he let slip was that the real problem for black people is other black people killing the, He just outright said it.

Biden’s actually pretty based, he plays them like a fiddle. He’s the one that wrote the bill locking them up and Kamala was the one who prosecuted them yet they are somehow the saviors of the brown menace.

>>29008621
>I hope this tranny learns some lesson about being an insufferable faggot on the internet.
these people don't learn, they are insufferable faggots even to themselves and the self-hatred just leads to inevitable an hero.

>>29008988
>feb 19
no you retard

>>29008604
>You ever get thirsty and just ask for physical delivery of a mini coffee contract?
I keep meaning to take delivery on something just to see how it feels. Like JR or something

>>29008946
I feel Anon would likely be in a low sec place with more whites and mochas than 13/50's.

>>29008667
>Not Trump
Look at GEO during his term. It did terrible because he kicked immigrants out instead of housing them. Biden and Harris are much better for private prisons. They still have state contracts and the executive order didn't cover all federal facilities.

It's a long hold with a nice divvy.

>>29009133
I know. After this I cant do weeklies anymore, its fucking killing me. How far out do you guys usually buy calls on?

>>29009297
Anywhere from 3 months to 2 years

>>29009361
thank you fren. Have you had relative success? My issue is always how fucking expensive contracts are the farther out you go unless you're OTM

>>29008836
fidelity is better. TD is fancier but also much more gay.

>>29009481
I'm mid 5 figures now because of long dated calls, but a lot of that was from GME. Up over 2000% on my 2023 MARA call as well.

>>29008676
Cigarettes are a dying industry and AT&T has bottomed out. Now that they have HBO Max and are aggressively deploying fiber across their footprint they have nowhere to go but up.

>>29009631
Do people honestly make money doing weeklies or is it just pissing my money away, fren?

>>29008836
Use pennystock app

>>29009701
yeah I make tons of money on weeklies... selling them

>>29008960
Hold fish. Fish is future. Fish is love.

>>29009701
Weeklies are all about timing. I made a quick $300 buying weekly SOS calls today, but that's only cause it dipped hard from ~$16 down to $9 and back to $13. Only got them cause I heard about a weekly call sweep on my stock scanner. Most of them time you're losing money. I sell weeklies to retards all the time and most of the time, they expire worthless.

>>29006308
I'm in CHIM right now and it's the only thing that wasn't in the red today

>>29009754
Teach me your ways anon

>> 29007243
He’s not an economic leftist like Orange Man and understands to beat China we need a unified front with our allies

Plus
>>29007557
He isn’t clearly gaming the market for his buddies by tweeting out “Trade deal next week” and then tweeting “No deal” five days later

>>29009935
it's really simple bro all you have to do is go back
https://www.reddit.com/r/thetagang

Damnit
>>29007243
>>29009948

>part of my DD is cross-checking stocks to WSB to make it isn't part of the mods pnd scam
Anyone else? Pretty sure PLTR is totally fucked because of how many rocket emojis are being posted next to it

Any reason why the crypto mining company stocks are growing faster than VYGVF? Unlike crypto mining which is a very outdated business which will be rendered more and more irrelevant as more cryptos switch to PoS, Voyager is an up-and-coming exchange that the normies are flocking to and they haven’t even launched outside of the U.S. yet. It’s like being able to invest in Coinbase at a $1 billion market cap. Voyager looks like it’s going to become the Robinhood of cryptos, if it becomes even 10% as popular as Coinbase is right now that should bring it up to a $8 billion market cap.

>>29010010
Fuck man I'm impatient as shit and retarded, I don't know if I can pull this off.

Silver

>>29010342
it's a simple strategy for risk free slow gains
buy 100 shares, sell a weekly, keep the money

>>29010406
>100 shares

but anon... I only have 8k

>>29010453
find an 80 dollar stonk