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>never had a job
>never had a facebook account
>never had a LinkedIn
>never had a girlfriend
>never had sex
>never been to a party
>never been to a nightclub or bar
>never moved out of my parents house
>never held hands with a girl
>never wore a suit and went to a job interview
yet as of today I officially have a net worth over 4 Million. funny that.

>> No.28998631

>>28998469
Post proof

>> No.28998663
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>>28998469
Did you think chastity goes unnoticed?

There! Your reward.

>> No.28998817

>>28998469
Bro last week my net worth hit 10 mil.
I still will not tell my family.
>anon do you have any extra income
Nope, sorry mom. Broke af.
>we need to put a second mortgage out for your sisters MS treatments. If only we had the money to stop it progressing.
Sucks to be poor, I will remember them fondly in my villa in Gibraltar.

>> No.28998939

>>28998817
You're a sick Jew.

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>>28998469
Congrats anon. Salud!

>> No.28998949

>>28998817
honestly no one else matter except you. why do you even have a family. they sound boring and depressing with all their money and health problems. you'd be better off leaving asap to your villa. goodluck, unironically

>> No.28999014

feels like I'm in a simulation

I can't believe I can go my whole life without ever waging a single day. feels blessed man.

Thank you Sergey and Satoshi for making my life of leisure possible

>> No.28999025

>>28998939
>>28998949
Fell for the bait, nice

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>>28998817

>> No.28999281

>>28999025
These are the same people who fall for pnd shitcoins

>> No.28999363

>>28999281
True. Why would you ever buy shitcoins like Rubic and MCDC when actual low mcap coins like GRT (before big pump) exist and are actual gems? I don't get it

>> No.28999999

That means you're an autistic shut in, and you probably didn't even need that money because your parents feed you tendies and work to meet your needs.

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>>28999999
checked, OP rekt

>> No.29000115

>>28998469
>officially

so you cashed out and paid all fees and taxes ?

anyways gj u beat the system man

>> No.29000139

>>28999999
>reflected double triple sixes
shieeeet

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>>28999999
>>29000000

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>>28998469
>>28999014
Well done, OP. I mean that sincerely. A rare thing to be self-made aristocracy.

>> No.29000206

>>28998469
they fuck are you waiting for?

>> No.29000256

well played anon
are you ugly, autistic, young, or some mixture of all three?

>> No.29000265

>>28999999
Checked but there's nothing wrong with being an autistic shut in. Now go kill yourself normie.

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>>29000143