/biz/ - Business & Finance

yes

I bought 10,000 shares at $400
trust in the plan
i will sell at $10,000 and become RICH

2 more weeks trust the plan

>Are we actually fucked

yeah no shit

What the fuck is wrong with you?

This is a sure thing pump tomorrow during the hearing.

>>28996446
Bought ten thousand at 320 because I was lied to and led to believe it was going to moon. I borrowed that money from my mom, who sold her gold to fund everything. She keeps calling me and my uncles keep knocking on my front door and I’m literally a sobbing ball every single day. I’m fucked. I’m so so fucked.

>>28996446
cant believe i actually listened to reddit instead of 4chan NEETs

>>28996781
We're going to be rich bro, $10k EOM
I am not a financial advisor, my skin is black.

>>28996781
lol

>dfv gets spoken over and demonized for fleecing a bunch of uneducated fomo bagholders on a forum populated by compulsive gamblers and speculators. his marketing job is brought up multiple times as well as his brokerage license which creates a conflict due to his day job requiring he report on all activities. slap on the wrist but thrown into the back of the bus
>melvin ceo gets front and center. first thing he mentions is that they have covered all of their shorts (and likely provides evidence of this that he submits to the committee while testifying) at a loss. he mentions that alot of innocent investors were dragged in due to fomo and that the real losers here are not the hedge funds, but middle america. he glances sideways at dfv and declares most of his profits were taken straight from the people he preached to. the committee applauds and thanks him for his honest testimony
and then the price nosedives as the retail investors, seeing that the shorts that support the extreme valuation are no longer there, run for the exits.

Holding GME is literally antisemitic.