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First time on this board, I'm very retarded and don't know anything about business.

Teach me your ways /biz/

>> No.28953490

>>28953451
Buy LINK, shut up.

>> No.28953529

>>28953451
buy shitcoins with low circulating supply and wait for them to moon then dump
https://info.uniswap.org/token/0x6c28aef8977c9b773996d0e8376d2ee379446f2f

>> No.28953599

Buy high sell low

>> No.28953643

>>28953451
buy high, sell low,
angrily leave /biz/ for a year,
realize you sold something too early,
FOMO /biz/ shitcoins, rinse, repeat

>> No.28953684

>>28953451
I just come here to fap

>> No.28953693

>>28953451
>spoonfeed me
No.

>> No.28953757

>>28953490
pajeeettt

>> No.28953759

>>28953451
Most of us are in crypto.
What retarded questions do you have?

>> No.28953767

>>28953490
What's LINK?

>> No.28953867

If pajeets are involved, dont invest

>> No.28953949

>>28953759
What crypto should I buy? What should I know before I buy crypto? How much money should I spend?

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>>28953684
Nice

>> No.28954372

>>28953949
>lurk
>lurk
all of it
here's a hint: buy modefi, wait 2 wk, enjoy your first 10x

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>>28953529
>>28954372
Thanks anons, I guess I'll start lurking

>> No.28955049

>>28953451
Leave now whilst you still can. Otherwise in 5 years you will remember this post as your sat on the shitter, refreshing this board, crying, watching your shitcoins drop a big fat red dildo.

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>>28955049
I'm already a poorfag, so I don't think I have much to loose here. I appreciate the warning though

>> No.28956073
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>>28953451
>teach me your ways /biz/

>> No.28956117

>>28953451
You're probably going to lose a lot of money. This is the /biz/ way

>> No.28956147

buy high; sell low

>> No.28956186

Step 1: Lurk more, learn to Google, and stop being a spoodfed faggot.

>> No.28956415

>>28953451
Buy the top, sell the dip

>> No.28956500
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28956500

DYOR

>> No.28956549

Lurk for 40 hours, write down some questions, post question in thread that touches on the subject.
My advice? Buy bitcoin every month until 2025.

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>>28956073
How am I Jewish for not understanding money?

>> No.28957519

>>28953451
buy high, sell high

>> No.28957889

>>28955690
In that case, welcome to degenerate gambling, nobody ever leaves.

>> No.28957994

>>28956500
Thanks anon, I'll have to check out Telegram. Heard they were massively cucked recently

>>28956549
Alright thanks I'll make a thread if I have any more questions, also isn't the bitcoin price like $50,000?

>> No.28958089

>>28953451
Most people on this board are unironically paid shills. Literally 90% of threads are advertisements. Do not trust what people in those threads do. If you want to invest in safe crypto shit, invest in BTC and ETH and maybe LINK but you may be too late with BTC this cycle.

>> No.28958181

>>28957994
Just buy a fraction of a bitcoin

>> No.28958365

>>28953490
this could've worked 1-2 years ago, normies are unironically priced out of LINK

>> No.28958492

>don't trust /biz/

>> No.28959009

>>28954220
Little Caprice

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>>28958089
Damn the shills are everywhere, makes a lot of sense for this board though now that I think about it. I'll try to be careful, thanks for the heads up

>> No.28959378

>>28958089
has it always been like this or was there a time with a higher density of genuine posts?

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>>28953599
>Buy high sell low
obligatory

>>28953684
>I just come here to fap
me too. the best looking womenz get posted here on the regular. pic related

>> No.28959628

>>28959513
that's a man

>> No.28959753
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protip: if someone tells you to buy something, its most likely worthless. If they tell you to sell something, you should probably buy some/more.
welcome to hell

>> No.28959876

>>28959378
It was always like this. This board is a huge strainer for people who make bad decisions, the only people who stay are those who had the balls to hold, those who got really lucky and didn't invest in literal shit, and those who started with so money they don't care what happens.

>> No.28960062

>>28959876
alright, thanks!
will keep lurking in case there's still something to learn here and there.

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>>28959628
>that's a man

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>>28959628

>> No.28960456

>>28958089
This is the most depressing part of this board by far. Fuck the shills and the bots. Be extremely skeptic about every coin you see shilled and DYOR. If I was you I wouldn’t buy any alts soon no matter how tempting it is, until they crash, when BTC either dumps or pumps.

>> No.28960635

>>28953490
The only good advice you're going to get. Buy LINK, and forget /biz/ exists. You won't do it though. You'll lose all your money on shitcoins.

>> No.28960912

>>28960635
All part of the learning process.

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>>28953490
Buy PNK, justice system of the citadel just DYOR and only invest what you are able to loose