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28942520 No.28942520 [Reply] [Original]

>wrote a piece of software which unironically made the company $5 million in profit
>CEO: thanks for your efforts, anon! Here is a $50 amazon voucher
>casually ask for a raise
>CEO: we can discuss that at the end of the year

>> No.28942573

>>28942520
How does $50k/year eoy sound?

>> No.28942624

>>28942520
Buy DYOR.
everyone names it

>> No.28942630

>>28942520
>wrote a piece of software which unironically made the company $5 million in profit
so you decided to give it to the Jew for free instead of selling it to the chink. hopefully you learned something

>> No.28942639

>>28942573
FPBP

>> No.28942646

>quit job
>wrote a piece of software that made my one-man company $5 million in profit
>buy self a $50 amazon voucher
>ask gf's bull for a raise
>BULL: we can discuss it at the end of the year

>> No.28942676

>>28942520
Your CEO knows you're a wagie brained pussy
this thread proves it perfectly
>works for other people when could make bank for himself
>cries about it on mongolian basket weaving website instead of threatening to leave if you don' get a raise
Its okay, wagies are needed, you will just never make it why people make 100x off your sweat with 0 work

>> No.28942720

scam

>> No.28942749

>>28942646
this is not even remotely funny

>> No.28942858

>>28942749
too close to home wagecuck?

>> No.28942884

>>28942520
Man just leave. You can tell your success in every Interview.

>> No.28942892

>>28942749
cry

>> No.28942920

>>28942520
>quit company
>wrote a piece of software which unironically made the company $5 million in profit
>invest in shitcoins
>lose it all
>crawl back to company for wageslaving opportunity
>get rejected because was disloyal
>end up in McDonalds
>one day get shot by a nigger in burger rage

>> No.28942957

>>28942646
wtf does that even mean. I think you tried to make a joke of some kind but it died at birth

>> No.28943034

>>28942858
>>28942892
WSB niggers

>> No.28943145
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28943145

>>28942646
Its 'EVROPEAN BVLL'
Get it right next time fucktard

>> No.28943154

>>28942858
> gf's bull
> ahahahaha so funny

kys degenerate

>> No.28943165

>>28942646
go back nigger

>> No.28943172

>>28942957
let me explain:
>cuck

>> No.28943230

>>28942520
LOLOLOLOL

>> No.28943270

>>28942520
Know how you feel anon. Use to make my company 200kgbp per month minimum, pure margin with knowledge of vendor systems. And a 1k line python script that did 28 peoples jobs, so fuck knows how much that was saving them. They did let me spend up to 10k on expenses, but that Is worthless in a pandemic. Came to my senses end of last year quit and made 700k with crypto doing it full time. Should be on track to hit 2m soon

>> No.28943349

>>28943172
Please just go back.

>> No.28943407

>>28943270
good for you !

>> No.28943463

>>28942520
Put your money where your mouth is and say you have other offers that you will accept if they don't give your a better salary.

If you're that useful to the company, they won't let you go. We all know they buy equipment worth twice your salary every month that rarely gets used

>> No.28943521

>>28942520
Probably larping but if you really are so smart then quit and start your own /biz/iness

>> No.28943558
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28943558

>>28942646
why does reddit always use the GF’s BF’s meme we know you guys are cucks you don’t need to say it so frequently

>> No.28943596

>>28942520
What does the software do?

>> No.28943606

I've read from anons here that whenever you write some important software for the company, that you need to make sure the documentation is utter shit and maybe add some booby traps into your code so that only you will be able to fix it. This way if they fuck you over, you fuck them over and when they come back crawling to you, you will ask for $700 per hour consultation fees. You always need to make sure that they HAVE to pay you, that you have control over the software.

>> No.28943633

It’s almost as if the capitalist class are parasites

>> No.28943661

>>28942646
Mutt's Law

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28943713

>>28943661

>> No.28943733

>>28943606
this you utter retard OP >>28942520

>> No.28943743

>>28942520
You're a retard desu, I used to wagecuck as a software engineer, always did the strict minimum and made the code shitty on purpose, this way I'd spend 30 days playing wow while they think I'm working on whatever bullshit I finished in 3 days.
Also if you find that what you're working on is super important, just stall it and quit, then contact them and propose to sell it to them if you unironically think it's worth 1mm$ and that no one can code it in less than 2 years except you.
Because if they're using paper then just installing office will make them a shit ton of money, but everyone can do that so it's not worth much.

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28943785

>>28942646

>> No.28943843

>>28942646
these reddit cuck jokes aren't funny, also if you can joke about someone else fucking your girl then you're unironically a cuck.
you can joke about fucking trannies etc no problem with it, but thinking about your woman with another man should make you feel angry, and the reason it doesn't is because you're a cuck and that's also why some of you faggots accept to marry women who have fucked men before you.

>> No.28943856

>>28942646
Why are you mutts so obsessed with cuckoldry?

>> No.28943913

>>28943270
based but watch out for that pink ID, fren

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28944004

>>28943843

>> No.28944010

>>28943843
>these reddit cuck jokes aren't funny
found the reddit cuck

>> No.28944092

>>28943856
>create a country out of thin air on a free real estate continent
>have slave labor so no basically no labor cost and all profit
>decide to end slavery
>now the country literally based on those principles somehow doesn't work

That's it

>> No.28944095

>>28944004
>>28944010
>t.proud cuckolds

>> No.28944163

>>28942646
>tfw fired my best friend and his cute wife because he was acting like a cunt and saying I don't deserve financial freedom
He probably was upset I never gave him anything for fucking his wife, and despite me telling him to buy some LINK under $.20, $1, $5, $8, etc, he never did anything for himself with that information.

>> No.28944184

>>28942646
How one man make so many seethe?

>> No.28944266

>>28944163
Also it's no LARP.
I'll chalk it up as a 600 LINK loss.

>> No.28944277

>>28942520
Was the CEO Jewish?

Just quit if they dont appreciate you anon. Not really much else to say, certainly not something thats worth making a post over.

>> No.28944281

>>28942646
How one man make so many cringe?

>> No.28944429

>>28944095
>seethe at cuckold jokes
>get called out on it
>that reply

Yikes, just change your ID and forget about the whole thing, start fresh.

>> No.28944628

>>28942520
If you know to code and still wageslaving you're unironically NGMI.
Just look at fucking ethdev subplebbit, projects are paying $200-400 PER FUCKING HOUR of development. Even that;'s fucking cucked. Make your own shitcoin, do the bare minimum and make it somewhat working and rake in Millions.

>> No.28944801

>>28944429
I would like to get involved and say that I think that cuck jokes are indeed a bad habit.

>> No.28944950

>>28944628
>rake in millions
to save billions

>> No.28945729

>>28943606
>Writing documentation
Ngmi