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Now that I've made it, how do i acquire a wife?

dating sites? dont want to use tinder as that seems more geared towards short term fucks

what do bros?

>> No.28931654

What are you looking for in a wife and what do you bring to the table?

>> No.28931728

>>28931500
>nomorals
If I were an evil fuck, I'd go to
>cambodia
>some african shithole
>some devastated eastern european shithole
and buy a kid to marry. Cycle until you find the one worth actually keeping.
>somemorals
If I were an ogey, but not really good person, I'd go there and get someone whose of age and fuck cheap girls there while dating girls in all of the above countries. Once I find a girl I like, I'd dick her down until she has a baby and get her to sign the papers. Alternatively I'd pay for surrogacy from women and fuck them to get them pregnant and keep the kids to make a huge family.
>lotsamorals
A good person would find a friend they have long term, and marry them. The money would be a non-factor.

Truth is morals is hard. Nomorals is easiest. Do what you will with that, it's your own fault if you get put on a list for doing something fucking evil, and I doubt you made it enough to be like Epstein and not kill yourself.

>> No.28931737

>>28931500
anon just made it and he's looking to give half of it away lmfao

>> No.28932063

>>28931500
If you really want a wife, unironically go to church. Everything else is a degenerate larp

>> No.28932431

Check the Facebook marketplace

>> No.28932630

Go to college and be outgoing and good looking. If you’re reading this and went to college, you are lacking in one of these. Determine which one and fix it.

>> No.28932878

>>28931500
I honestly could teach you how to attract the woman you want but I can't do it over a chain of responses, if your actually curious lemme now it's not exactly something that can be explained quickly, and has nothing to do with your success or wealth.

>> No.28932982

>>28932063
God isn’t real and churchfags are low IQ delusional retards who will believe anything as long as it provides them comfort

So yea perfect place to find a wife

>> No.28933103

>>28932063
>go to church
all closed because of the covid

>> No.28933137

>>28932878
how much is your pick up game website membership

>> No.28933184

>>28933137
Two cinnamon kisses and a promise to be my best fren.

>> No.28933214

>getting a wife AFTER you've made it

You fucked up anon unless you can somehow hide your wealth indefinitely

>> No.28933218

>>28931500
You haven't made anything larping faggot. Shutup.

>> No.28933301

1. Women are creatures of imagination, not physical appearance.
2. I've spent many years dating women and literally scanning their brains on how they think and operate.
3. They literally don't give a shit if you lie to them at first when meeting them, you could be 5'4 but if you know how to spark their imagination you will seem 6'9 to them.

Just a few tips.

>> No.28933321

>>28931500
>not spending 1k a month on onlyfans accounts

hahahahhaha

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>>28931500
Unironically read pic related, it's pretty simple stuff

>> No.28933518

Don't flaunt your wealth, one you'll attract the wrong kind of women ones you really do not want in your life.

If you must feel you have to tell future prospects of your wealth then keep it vague like "I have enough to keep myself from being homeless"

Don't put a value on yourself monetarily otherwise you will steer their imagination into how can they spend your money.

Keep it personal, make them laugh, make them cry but quickly make them laugh again.

There is a reason women love romance novels, hell the last woman I was with demanded I write her erotic poetry and leave voicemails.

They are ALL like this.

>> No.28933572

>>28933328
This this this this this this

>> No.28933633

>>28931500
Most of the women on tinder hook up with chads. Says surveys. 80 20 literally

>> No.28933713

>>28933572
I've never read that so I can't personally say that's what you need, my experience comes first hand on what I learned worked and what I learned didn't work.

Books are fine but actually understanding a woman's mind you will not be able to read in a book it's something that must be also shown, you have to have conviction in your words otherwise they will pickup on your lack of confidence.

You can't have that conviction without knowing how to make a woman squirm.

It's not that difficult but it's not easily taught in a book.

>> No.28934005

>>28933214
No, they can actually make premarital agreement which will exclude the already owned wealth from the marital mutual ownership. If he would make it while being already married, then he’s fucked, half goes to wifey, or even more, depends how good is your divorce lawyer

>> No.28934194

>>28933713
>It's not that difficult but it's not easily taught in a book.
I wouldn't say the book really teaches anything exactly, it just fills the gaps in knowledge about the fundamentals. Honestly I initially scoffed at the book before I read it but I gotta say it was illuminating about some of the quirks women have.

>> No.28934227

>>28934194
I'd imagine it's probably a more detailed version of what I know but yes they have many quirks that most men actually do the opposite of which completely unattracts them.

>> No.28934285

>>28931654
>and what do you bring to the table?
The fact that I am an unironic internet money millionaire? Isn't that worth something?

For fucks sake what do I have to do to get these whores to drop their panties?

>> No.28934341

>>28934285
They don't care about that unless you know how to dick them down to

>> No.28934451

>>28931500
Get a hobby and a life and meet women with similar interests

>> No.28934462

>>28933713
It's a great first book

>> No.28934487

>>28934451
Ok, where do I find girls who enjoy video games, anime, lifting, trading and being racist on the internet?

>> No.28934580

>>28934487
*right over this anons head*

>> No.28934632

>>28934487
Plenty of females who like at least one of those bruh

>> No.28935000

>>28933301
>>28933518
rare to see an anon who actually knows what he is talking about

>>28934285
>For fucks sake what do I have to do to get these whores to drop their panties?
you don't have to be a millionaire, you don't have to be tall or fit or really anything. It is all about how you make her feel, and also if she sees in you something familiar (e.g. you remind her of her dad or brother)

>> No.28935043

>>28935000
Checked.....

I try dropping nuggets here and there but most bat them away.

>> No.28935113

>>28934487
At a party once a girl friend of mine loudly made a comment about me being racist, 20 minutes later everyone went for a smoke but me and the hottest girl, and she just said "yeah i agree with you, they should go back to where they came from". The perks of being honest sometimes

>> No.28935203

The fact that you ''made it'' sadly doesnt change the fact that you are a fucking racist ugly incel like 99% of this sub. Id suggest an expensive hologram wife

>> No.28935628

>>28931500
obviously import one
>looking for a wife on dating sites
ngmi

>> No.28935740

>>28935203
I am honestly not ugly. I lift, I am /fit/ as fuck, I am tall and I have a good looking face.

>> No.28935898

>>28931500
If want business class girl, try bookstores/coffee shops
If want trad girl, try church
If want Asian qt, try bubble tea shops
If want fit girl, try gym group classes
Profit

>> No.28936014

>>28935740
But your clueless on how to spark a woman's interest, not being insulting just stating that fact.

I'm tall, bald poor car less and still attract wealthy women, it's all about finding what triggers a woman, you know how when you see a fine woman and she looks at you and your dick twitches?

Women have the same shit for men but it's usually a combination of confidence and mystery.

You spend a lot of time working on yourself which is good but subconsciously women want a guy who knows he can get a woman without that.

>> No.28936022

>>28935898
>If want trad girl, try church
I actually tried and they are a fucking scam. All and I mean literally ALL girls I have seen in church are either kids getting dragged along by their parents or moms that are 35+ years old. I haven't seen a SINGLE girl in early or mid 20s in the local church.

Maybe its different in the US but in Germany? Don't even bother.

>> No.28936237

>>28936022
Here's another piece of advice, stop assuming people know what they want, women "know what they want" when they are 45 divorced and posting on facebook about how they are "A diamond in the rough"

We are apes period you need to start thinking more primal, good sex means a good relationship there is no other way around that, your attempting to find something that isn't there.

Primal instincts, organic conversation, keep it vague, keep yourself a mystery.

If you show up in a nice car, or with lots of cash your gonna get a miserable wife I guarantee you.

>> No.28936252

>>28936022
Yeah in US it just depends on the church, there are some which are starved for pickings, and others that tend to be more modern (playing guitar and all that) attract the “youth group” type. A ton of people get married young through that. Not my type though so I usually go to bubble tea places kek

>> No.28936320

>>28936014
But how do you make that confidence? You say it can't be faked then how do you make it in first place?
Its like job offers which look for experience but you are just new graduate.

>> No.28936371

>>28931500
Checked. Tell me what the next 10x is and I’ll tell you Anon in depth. But first step is to be attractive

>> No.28936422

>>28934285
If that's all you are bringing, then that's all she will take from you, and will get her other needs/trills elsewhere. Remember, women love what you provide, not you. You must keep her feeling entertained and secure if you want the privilege of her staying with you.

>> No.28936452

>>28936320
By running through bitches as would say pre 2010.

You gotta get your confidence through experience, I can tell you all the magical tricks but until you've made a woman have rolling orgasms you won't be confident enough to display that before the actual meeting.

They want excitement, mystery, and frankly to be dominated, this applies to almost every single woman I've ever met and I've got a pretty decent body count for a broke loser.

But I've learned tricks and shortcuts throughout my time no different than playing with cryptos or stocks or a video game, I focused most of my attention on getting laid which wasn't great because I failed in the wealth department.

But it's also stupid because women are so fucking simple had I known what I know today I wouldn't have wasted nearly as much time.

>> No.28936459

>>28936237
I never fucked before so I probably suck at it, but more importantly if sex is so important then how the fuck do I find her in the first place? Even if I was good at sex, she won't let me fuck her to show it. I need to get her to drop her panties first and I am not even making it that far.

>> No.28936653

>>28936459
I was a virgin at 21, lied to the woman I was head over heels with about being a virgin and didn't tell her till later on, which she thought was adorable.

Don't worry so much, keep living life you'll see a woman that clearly pulls at you more than others, that's when it's time to play cold but also engaging, like your a friend but not romantically interested.

She will pursue you, but you have to keep making yourself available in her sights.

This is strictly more for a woman your wanting something serious with, if your wanting to just have sex you basically need to appear rugged and mysterious being good at sex is overrated your body will naturally kick in just don't think about how bad you will be because if you got her in the bedroom she's gonna enjoy you period.

>> No.28936690

>>28936452
Is it still possible to find girl for late twenties kissless virgin short guy? It seems almost like impossible.

>> No.28936705

>>28936459
Actually the mentality that you have right now is closer to most womens, I've slept with women who clearly slept around but always felt that same "What if I suck!?" and I'd always chuckle because it was "Honey you literally can't"

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>>28931500
>1 post by this ID
>2 hours and 4 mins ago
you can start by brushing up your conversation skills, you anti-social neet

>> No.28936745

>>28936690
Absolutely dude my best friend looks like Jose Altuve and I'm fairly sure was a virgin up until like 33 because he let his height get to him.

He met a woman about his height and got married, mostly off my advice actually.

>> No.28936763

>>28936653
>keep living life you'll see a woman that clearly pulls at you more than others
Yeah I am beginning to doubt that. In my entire fucking life no girl/woman has ever flirted with me, shown interest in me or given me any signals. I don't even remember the last time I talked to a woman who wasn't blood related to me and which was not in a professional context.

>> No.28936778

>>28931500
"now that I made my money how do I lose it all in the fastest way possible through marriage to a succubus?"

dude just go to thailand

>> No.28936826

>>28936763
Women don't give signals, here's there signal, do they engage with you?

Your partly in, a woman will make it VERY clear when she isn't interested in you, I was fat as fuck when I was younger and nervous anti social shut in, and boy howdy I got rejected hard then, I lost weight which gave me confidence but then I lost all my hair which killed that confidence.

But I stopped caring so much and the moment I stopped caring is the moment the doors blew wide open.

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>>28936826
>here's there signal, do they engage with you?
They don't.

>> No.28936902

>>28936731
Anon you don't know how much I scared to post here.

>> No.28936909

>>28936778
>dude just go to thailand
Is fucking hookers actually fun? I have no experience but seems like when the girl obviously does it for money and you can't even feel her only the shitty piece of rubber it's not gonna be fun.

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>>28931500
>how do i acquire a wife

pic related when you tell her you're not in a PnD group yet
invites just opened on this one
discord gg/Ug6PHtWtPY
pump planned this saturday

she'll get her panties wet when she finds out

>> No.28936952

>>28936865
Do you try to engage with them?

It's gonna take some effort bro, not a ton but some, I'm about to start a damn online zoom call for you rich bastards on how to talk to women, It's hilariously easy I could probably even have you listen to me meet a random woman and have her driving to my house within an hour.

99% of the time I meet a woman I have her in my bed within 10 minutes, but I've learned how to cut all the horse shit out and get straight to the point, it takes some finesse, usually a day of pre engagement because woman need to feel safe.

>> No.28936990

>>28936909
No I did it one time it was a horrific experience, I was horny as all getup and it was 3 in the morning, not gonna go into detail but almost got stabbed by crackheads.

>> No.28936993

>>28936422
Then it's not worth it to date a girl ever.

>> No.28937043

>>28936993
I haven't dated in a year, and before that 10 years.

I've slept with well over 30 women in that time period, and the only one I EVER spent a single fucking dime on was a hooker.

Not even bullshitting women don't require money not a thing.

>> No.28937069

>>28936952
I dunno man, I have no idea what to tell them, like what do they even want to hear? Also as soon as I talk to them I feel like they are just looking for a way to get out of the conversation without seeming impolite.

>> No.28937074

>>28934005
Easily dismissed by a feminist judge, there's no away around losing half of your shit if you get married.

>> No.28937160

>>28937043
how do you do it friend? I only get matches on Tinder with ugly girls. I've had like 4 girlfriends but never really been on a date with someone I don't know.

>> No.28937251

>>28937069
Well one don't force it, if you go out on the "prowl" you'll rarely get laid, If you see a woman you like say a cashier make sure she rings you up, make eye contact but act rushed.

This builds the mystery if your doing this in person it takes longer, if your doing it online it's easier because you'll have less awkwardness coming out and can control the conversation more.

If you text a woman and she responds, respond back but wait 2-5 minutes don't appear that you are desperately waiting for her attention, women need to feel like they are not the most important thing in your life, this engages them to become that important thing in your life.

If your fawning over her she has already won and she knows that.

Like I said this all is pretty detailed shit and hard to explain in one sitting or atleast through texting it's easier for me to verbally explain certain things.

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28937262

I‘m a multimillionaire too but I am also:
>kissless and hugless virgin
>32 years old
>white
>6‘1 and 7 inch penis nobody has ever seen or touched
>despite having millions I am still living in basement of parents

I tried asking out girls before I was rich but it never went anywhere, was always rejected when I tried a move.

>> No.28937323

>>28937160
Get some vague looking pictures maybe with your chest puffed out, grow a beard if possible women do like them despite them saying otherwise.

Keep it fucking simple man put in your profile "6'2 Dom"

Even if your 5'9 they won't care it's about opening that door, I've had women message me "Dom?!?" me "Yup"

"Daddy when you coming over"

Like jesus christ cut all the fat right out of that and they are usually hotter than the ones I would organically match with.

>> No.28937409

>>28936909
Hookers are great. Some of the best sex of my life has been with hookers. No bullshit worrying about "does she like me", "do I need to act a certain way to impress her", "will she be comfortable if I spank her, kiss her, etc", no needing to fuck around with alcohol. Its so straight-forward and bullshit-free. You get intro'd, have a conversation to see if there's any chemistry, she tells you what you can do, what you cant, what costs extra, etc. You tell her you're a virgin, she'll take care of you appropriately.

Seriously, the best. Have amazing sex with professionals who are looks-wise out of your league, on your own terms. Do it.

>> No.28937443

I've posted here before didn't want to reveal who I am exactly but I'm the fucker who is broke and has cancer, I don't have much time on the earth so I make everything I do as efficient and quick as possible.

It's silly but it drives me to get what I need done without exerting much needed energy on it, I would help poor fuckers like myself get women for no reason other than helping the fellow man, but I sit here and read all your guys stories on being lonely and being honest it makes me feel worse for you guys than I do for myself.

I do enjoy helping people learn about this shit, since my dad died when I was young I had to teach myself, but he was an ugly troll of a man and slammed insane amounts of ass, and dressed like shit etc.

and he did the same shit I did, just cut right to the chase it's a numbers game too you may not always get what your looking for.

>> No.28937497

>>28937262
jesus dude, im the same age/height but smaller penis, kind of fat and no money and i FUCK. what are you doing? go talk to women you no effort giving cunt

>> No.28937538

>>28931500
Tinder is full of whores there's a very small chance you'd find a decent woman on there

My recommendation would be for Christian dating sites

>> No.28937572

>>28933184
>promise to be my best fren.
I can't make a commitment that large. Tell me how to get a wife.

>> No.28937577

>>28937262
Not even bullshitting I could make all of your chads in 3 months and wouldn't even ask a dime, I like a challenge and it's so stupidly easy you would be laughing when it's over.

>> No.28937595

>>28937577
leave steam profile pls

>> No.28937635

>>28937577
>and it's so stupidly easy you would be laughing when it's over.
You underestimate my autism and my total inability to talk to girls.

>> No.28937636

>>28937577
what's the cheatsheet from autistic neet to chad

>> No.28937670

>>28937572
What are your benefits, good looking, good smile, height/weight?

Kinda start there and makes it easier, I'm tall that's my best feature so I use that to my advantage women like tall men, 6'4 isn't that tall though but women in their head think it is.

That being said most the time they are on the way over they forgotten about my height because I'd gotten them worked up enough to drop all pretense and take a risk to meet a random stranger, but women are the same as men we all want and need sex/companionship and to feel the skin of another human, it's something that's bored into our primitive minds.

>> No.28937882

>>28937262
>Have millions
>Live the NEET-lifestyle
jesus dude if you for ONCE in your fucking life did something for yourself other than trading, the rest will come naturally. put yourself out of your comfort zone, dont be a manchild

>> No.28937918

AlanWatts2021@protonmail.com
Save it, email me whatever cause good chance it will be hard to take to you each on here directly.

I'm dead serious I'm a sick dude so if I'm not responding I'm probably out of commission but I spend a lot of time on my computer so I'll try to address your needs as quickly as possible.

Not asking for anything in return I do legitimately want to help you guys get this monkey off your back as it limits your experience on this earth.

>> No.28937994

>>28937882
But I dont wanna leave my comfort zone. When will Elon start selling gfs so I can buy them with bitcoin?

>> No.28937997

>>28937497
>what are you doing?
I spend most of my time managing my money to become richer
>>28937577
How?
>>28937882
>did something for yourself
Like what?
>put yourself out of your comfort zone
And go where?
everything is closed where I live because of the coof

>> No.28938040

>>28937670
I was kidding.

>> No.28938096

>>28937670
>6'4 isn't that tall
>98.9th percentile isn't that tall

>> No.28938115

>>28938040
Never know haha I've helped multiple people get married.
>>28937997
By helping you drop all the pretenses in your guys heads because that's all it really is.

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>>28933328
based & redpilled

>> No.28938170

>>28938096
It's really not I'm a few inches taller than most, "6 inches" sounds like a lot but in reality I hunch because everything hits my head so I'm closer to 6'2 I just don't make a big deal about it.

again women like the "Idea" of a man like they like Fabio on the front of a romantic novel, they don't want him as a boyfriend.

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>>28937997
>>28937262
My based fellow autistic millionaire fren. Highly socialized normalfags will never understand our pain.

>> No.28938201

>>28932063
churchfaggots are all low IQ mutts

>> No.28938265

>>28938192
Your talking to one of the most autistic people on this board my fren, I spent my life growing up alone dropped out of school in the 6th grade and didn't socialize till I was forced to at jobs.

Just because I'm good at getting women never said I was good at keeping them around but I'm insufferable because of my problems.

>> No.28938320

>>28937997
put that amount of effort into pussy for a little while

>> No.28938325

>>28938265
Is "I am dying of cancer" a good pantydropper? Will girls give you a pity fuck if you can actually prove to them that you are going to die?

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>>28938201
>churchfaggots are all low IQ mutts

>> No.28938406

>>28938320
Oh and don't use covid as an excuse to not get laid, I've gotten laid MORE this last year than any other time because there is more available because most men are cucked into thinking this shits real.

I've got multiple autoimmune problems along with lymphoma and I somehow missed covid even though I was getting laid and dogsit someones dog who got "covid"

Most people are spastic they just act like they aren't.

>> No.28938443

>>28938325
God no it's great for driving them away though lol.

You will never turn a woman on by making her feel sorry for you, just doesn't work that way.

>> No.28938508

I've tried all kinds of approaches and angles in my years and I quickly learned which ones never to try again, making women feel sorry for you is a guaranteed water dam.

>> No.28938522

>>28938406
met them through dating apps I assume?

>> No.28938586

>>28938115
>By helping you drop all the pretenses
What this means?
>>28938192
all they can do is try and give advice but I think it wouldnt work for someone like me.
>>28938320
And do what?
What effort?
>>28938406
So where to go when everything is closed because of jewish pretend disease?

>> No.28938594

Example "Woman" What do you like to do for free time?

"Me being poor has to make shit sound interesting"
Well I like to sit at home, relax listen to some jazz while making some coffee, I like my home to be a sanctuary of sorts, some place I can completely relax.

"This sets the tone for a comfortable environment, because every woman likes coffee and jazz it's stupid but common among them"

>> No.28938660

>>28938594
I dont drink coffee and dont listen to negro music.
I only drink water and listen to music from videogames and anime openings.

>> No.28938676

>>28936022
>Germany
Yeah, stopped reading right there. You are fucked. Better try elsewhere

>> No.28938684

>>28938586
By remembering we all started off as women, we are an evolved version of them, we are smarter stronger better in bed, we are the superior sex.

That's how you drop that pretense, we are cavemen and they want you to take control, the pretense is your fear of rejection when in reality you are your own biggest enemy.

>> No.28938734

>>28938684
Yeah I can't help you if your in a country that has completely cucked to covid, luckily my state is only half cucked so I can still get a lot done.

>>28938660
You don't tell them this, go make some fucking coffee and turn on the L.A Noire sound track you autist i'm giving you the guide to a spastics way to get laid more than the average chad.

>> No.28938800

>>28938734
>this guy fucks.
coffee line works great if you own an expresso machine

>> No.28938813

>>28938660
You think I don't like being alone and listening to anime shit, of course I do I don't let anyone even my fucking brother know this.

Somethings you keep as a guilty pleasure, thing is if you make a woman fall for you she will enjoy all the shit you do.

>> No.28938822

>>28938684
>By remembering we all started off as women
wut?
>>28938734
But I hate these things and L.A Noire is a shitty game with a shitty soundtrack.

>> No.28938860

>>28938800
It's a no brainer, every woman drinks coffee nowadays and even if they don't they like the "IDEA" of drinking coffee it enchants the idea of sitting outside in Paris at a cafe.

>> No.28938902

>>28938822
You don't know this? all fetuses are women until the X chromosome takes over and the clitoris develops into a penis, and the ovaries develop into a ballsack.

Men are mutations because woman couldn't cut the mustard.

>> No.28938915

>>28936952
You're so full of shit, lol. And if you're not, you're very handsome. 10 minutes my ass

>> No.28938924

>>28938734
>go make some fucking coffee
I dont drink or know know how to make coffee. Is there something I need to do to make good coffee or is it all automatic these days?
Do women really like jazz? I am thought the girls my age range (early to mid 20s) all listen to pop. Shit like Katy Perry or Taylor Swift is what they listen to I thought.

>> No.28938953

>>28931500
Bumble or coffe meets or hinge. Need to go on many dates see it all as a fun game. Eventually you will meet her. I went on a ton of dates had a ton of fun in 2017. Finally met me girl about 2 months after I bought 50k link stack at presale. We just got married last year had a kid this last week. Have to go out with a lot of girls like 30ish at least. Enjoy it though good luck

>> No.28938970

>>28938860
How to get a gf that doesnt like coffee?

>> No.28939023

>>28935203
>99% of this sub
holy fuck, go back

>> No.28939036

>>28938902
>and the clitoris develops into a penis, and the ovaries develop into a ballsack.
Maybe should stay a virgin, this is fucking disgusting.
Woman have dicks???

>> No.28939048

>>28938915
Really not that handsome, I can make myself appear that way in different angles but again everything is perception.

I'd put all the photos of women I've saved but I'd get banned.

>>28938924
Your on point with this there is a key, for me I enjoy just enough to make it like a stronger tea, don't use dark roasts because you'll rot your gut.

Put like 1/3 milk in there and it's amazing, don't use cheap coffee.

They fucking love Jazz dude a woman wants to be in a relaxing environment where they can drop their world, enter yours without fear of being hurt, but also a little excitement that your taking the reigns as a man.

>> No.28939124

>>28933328
This
Book of Pook
TylerRSD The Blueprint.
Models by Manson

Read thosr

>> No.28939130

>>28939036
Yup, that's basically a tiny dick and they want you to play with it.

>>28938970
Find one that is allergic.

>> No.28939192

>>28939124
I tried reading it but it felt like written by a poorfag so I stopped.
What can a man teach me that is poor I thought?
>>28939130
>Yup, that's basically a tiny dick and they want you to play with it.
Absolutely disgusting. Wish you didnt tell me.

>> No.28939245

>>28938860
So your method is just lie about interests until she gives you?

>> No.28939290

>>28939192
You’re a fag and shits all retarded.

>> No.28939328

>>28939245
That's called a relationship my friend, any man here that tells you otherwise is feeding you a line of crap.

Women are flighty naturally and keep interests about as long as a goldfishes memory.

>> No.28939520

>>28939328
But relationship can't last long if it started from a lie.

>> No.28939589

>>28939290
I‘m not a gay, never been and never will be one.

>> No.28939677

>>28931500
If you live in the West buy a puppy and go to dog parks. You have an instant conversation starter talking about your dog, and women will actually initiate the conversation due to cuteness factor. If theres a women you like and see around a few times, ask her out.

>> No.28939687

>>28939520
If you have never experienced having a relationship at all your not gonna be able to jump straight into meeting your wife, that is a fantasy or people who have been together for years meeting in early childhood.

The pretense I'm telling you guys to drop is this and I said it earlier "STOP ASSUMING WOMEN KNOW WHAT THEY WANT"

They have no idea and they will tell you this, dopamine is a bonding chemical that is only developed when touching another human, your wanting to meet the love of your life when you cannot fall in love until physically being intimate.

>> No.28939704

>>28931500
Sign a prenup or she’ll probably rob your gains.

>> No.28939859

>>28932063
This. Or got to a place where nice people hang around. Do not try clubs as you tend to find shitty girls there

>> No.28939874

>>28939687
Sorry oxytocin, but dopamine is also a bonding chemical that releases during sexual intimacy.

Women do NOT fall in love usually for months into a relationship where as men can instantly, but that is a fallacy men are driven primarily to mate, women are driven primarily to birth.

We "Fall in love" easily because our dick is telling us to spill our pollen, we are all of the earth first and foremost and everythings prime function is to procreate including trees, they often produce seeds before they produce leaves.

This is why men feel less attraction to a woman after he has had an orgasm, and women feel MORE attraction when you orgasm inside of them.

This is all very basic shit,

>> No.28940306

>>28932063
Everything is a belief. Brands, bits of paper we believe the other believer will exchange goods for and crypto is very close to a religion.
So yeah, I’ll go with the church thing.

>> No.28940483

>>28940306
HAIL SATOSHI

>> No.28940500

Alright future chads, I know some of you were larping, I was not at all.

Save my email if you do have questions about women I have nothing better to do than give you a little advice on how to make yourself less miserable.

(I can also help with heartbroken over ex's lol) another anon here can profess to that I helped him a bit and he came to tell me how he has never felt happier in his life, is was a nice instant gratification.

>> No.28940578

>>28940500
Thanks for doing this bro, but some of us are just broken beyond repair. Enjoy the pussy while you still can.

>> No.28940612

>>28939687
I don't even know what I want. The thing is I'm not very social and due to covid i sat at home whole year. I have no interests besides making money. I finished college 2 years ago with shitty degree and have no means of meeting any women unless I land a job. Even if I meet girl I feel like I ngmi. Don't give false hopes anon.

>> No.28940646

>>28931500
>now that I've made it, how can I be miserable and eventually give have my wealth away to a succubus?

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28940809

>>28940646
>Now that I've made it, why can't I find a real succubus gf?

>> No.28940817

>>28933301
>literally scanning their brains
I hereby forbid your use of the word "literally" until you've become less retarded enough to use it correctly.

>> No.28940908

>>28940612
I don't know what I want dude, nobody does it's probably the thing that drives most of us.

I mean I know what I want now but that's taken mortality to give me that and it's simply peace and a relationship can't bring that.

I don't mean anything I can't verify, the same conviction I have in the words I type is the same reason I'm able to attract women, because they eventually say "Jeez this guy is almost overly confident now I have to see if he's bullshitting"

>>28940578
I can't actually I'm too sick last 3-4 times going out my immune system just takes too much on to enjoy getting laid, like 2 weeks bedridden just to fight bacteria off from kissing someone.

And there is no way your more broken than I am, honestly most the time I can't even post on here but just lurk unless I'm feeling a certain way which happens to be right now.

Every single person I've ever met has been insane to a degree, don't let anyone tell you otherwise, as long as your not dressing up as a woman and look like a 300lbs 45 year old basement dweller I can help you.

(Sorry trannies and furries I don't work with yall)
Everything is a perception issue, I can perceive myself into being successful and I'll do well at crypto for awhile, reality kicks in and my body turns on itself and I'll start making bad choices but you can mentally make yourself a ladies man and as long as your healthy you can "fake it" till you make it if you will.

>> No.28940958

>>28940817
Literally meaning I would ask up to maybe 4000 women in a period of a year questions as a third person not interested in anything but honest answers, fuck off pajeet I know this takes away from your latest scam.

>> No.28941016

>>28934005
Judges wipe their asses with prenups these days, gotta offshore that shit.

>> No.28941024

>>28933518
Essentially, this boils down to don't marry an American woman.

>> No.28941085

>>28941024
Plenty of American women are fine but regardless If I walk into the ghetto wearing a gold suit your damn sure I'm gonna get mugged.

>> No.28941245

>>28931500
try badoo, it's like tinder but with less obnoxious normies

>> No.28941269

>>28940908
I am completely socially isolated. Like, I literally don't even meet women anymore, outside of grocery cashiers maybe. Where should I start to actually meet people?

>> No.28941290

>>28933301
>based 5'4" brainscanning alien entity astral magus teacher prophet naked ears tortured by the sirens giving tips to lucky masses waiting for his mind's fruits

>> No.28941322

>>28938343
Even if God is real, christian god certainly isn't. Christians are low IQ mutts.

>> No.28941372

This thread has to be bait. Lmao.

>> No.28941373

>>28931500
>how do i acquire a wife?
YOU DON'T. Acquire any woman you like, but never marry her.

>> No.28941473

>>28941290
I'm not normal I guarantee you that, but I use that as an allure.

>>28941269
Did you read what I said?

I spent 21 years isolated, then forced into the real world, I'm isolated again because I choose to be but you can still get your needs met without having to sacrifice your freedom of isolation.

you probably don't want a girlfriend much like myself I'm not built to last relationship wise, but not everyone is, I know how to kickstart one quickly and my advice on how to maintain them seems to work with normal people, but I'm not seeking that in my state, maybe 6 years ago I would.

>> No.28941532

>>28941473
That is not concrete advice "put yourself out there" can be interpreted in any possible way. Tell me exactly what to do to meet people? As of right now I am rich and I have no reason to work or leave my apartment.

Should go back to university or something?

>> No.28941697

>>28941532
>Should go back to university or something?
Seems like such a waste of money and lifetime.
Sure there is maybe a tiny chance you can find a gf there but seems unlikely to me also arent all these classes online now anyways?

>> No.28941764

>>28941697
>also arent all these classes online now anyways?
But that can't be going on forever, r-right?

>> No.28941807

>>28941532
I can't go out to meet women well I can now thanks to an anon here but I'm too sick to do so, but couldn't for years because I didn't have a vehicle, I'm sure you have Tinder/Bumble in your country no?

If not go out to coffee shops, probably avoid bars because they attract users, start forcing yourself to make new routines, go out to parks with a fucking book till you meet a nerd.

Don't need to spend any money and don't goto university to get a relationship, Go driving find places that look like you would enioy making a routine of going to, if you see a girl you find cute go there every day until she notices you and becomes more comfortable with your face.

Women don't like being sideswiped so if you aren't in their radar you can't project yourself to that instantly, for example the first woman I was in love with was flashing her pussy at me at times I didn't notice she was attracted to me but I was SO convinced I was ugly that I couldn't get her, two years later I ran into her again and we started talking a week later I moved in with her.

So if your wanting to avoid meeting people online your going to narrow your field dramatically, instead I can teach you how to meet people you want without flaunting your wealth or narrowing your field, cause your probably gonna go out there swinging for a home run and meet the first roastie that strips you for 50k a month in shopping sprees and vacations.

You can attract women who will use you, or you can attract women who can't forget about you.

It's your choice.

>> No.28942044

>>28933301
LIterally. Hypergamy is a joke, almost all of my female friends are dating below their own looksmatch. You can be as ugly and as broke as you want as long as you're charismatic.

>> No.28942152

>>28934285
If the only thing you bring to the table is money, don't expect to find a non-gold digger. There are a lot of women who aren't interested in money but if you want them, you'll have to bring something besides money.

>> No.28942205

>>28932630
>lack both
I still feel self-pity about 4 years of college, no female contact

>> No.28942284

>>28942152
Thank you!
Yes this point exactly I mean it I straight up have no money to spend on a woman, I usually make this very clear.

What I bring is creativity in talking to them to spark their imagination, talking about my passions and what drives me.

This inspires confidence, doesn't matter if your talking about your favorite anime or your favorite fruit but having that passion for what your doing in the current moment will inspire a certain element of mystery, you have to set yourself apart from other men because remember your up against an ocean of men no matter what woman your talking to.