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It takes the consistent vigilance of everyone to prevent terrible tragedies, such as the thread being archived before a new one can be created, edition.

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>28914601

>> No.28918354
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Are there seriously niggers on this board with us right now?

>> No.28918365
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>futures on the verge of turning green

>> No.28918379
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SOXL kills the scoops

>> No.28918393

>>28918354
>Are there seriously niggers on this board with us right now?
Yep and they don't even have any SOXL. Disgusting

>> No.28918401
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ALPPbros
Who's nervous for tomorrow?

>> No.28918402
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Fuck CLF, what a faggot tranny stock. Stupid homos invest in that gay shit

>> No.28918410
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SOS chads report in

>> No.28918413

NAIL dropped ten percent today. Definitely buying some at opening tomorrow.

>> No.28918421
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.28918422
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WHERES THE FUCKING UPDATE VIDEO JOHN I NEED TO KNOW WHATS BASED AND WHATS KEKED AND WHOS A CHAD AND WHOS A VIRGIN

>> No.28918435
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>buys up every share of PLTR that plebbit panic sold

>> No.28918437
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>>28918315
>be me
>10 minutes before markets close and down 0.3%, i hear my wife Sachiko walk into the room behind me, but I cannot bring myself to look at her.
>I start to panic looking for some way to squeeze out a few dollars before markets close, take out a massive margin loan
>-0.2%, she says nothing but i feel her draw closer behind me
>1 minute before market closes, my cock instinctively grows erect as my collar chafes around my neck
>-0.1%, the market closes
>as soon as the clock strikes 4PM, I feel a solid tug on my leash as Sachiko turns me around, revealing her signature deep purple strap-on
>"you know the deal hubby, when you lose any of my money, I will take out collateral on your ass!"
>she quickly slams her foot on the lever of my chair, causing me to sink down until my head is level with her slender pelvis
>she straddles my legs, thrusting the substantial toy into my face
>you better get it nice and wet pink boy, or I will be giving you another reason to scream this afternoon
>accepting my fate, I reluctantly take the tip in my mouth and begin using my tongue to try and cover every inch
>"sorry anon-kun, but this just isn't enough" suddenly she grabs my head and forces the whole length of it down my throat, muffling my speech
>"i should have bought Monero instead" you try to say, though all that comes out is a squelch as your lips reach the base of her her dildo, followed by a wet pop and a gasp as she pulls it back out of your mouth pussy.
>"good job anon, i think we are ready"
>she reaches for more levers, impulsively i reach to stop her, but then i remember both of my hands are still cuffed to the arm rests, a punishment given after the AMC incident.
>suddenly the chair leans back flat, and raises back up so my ass is now level with her cock
>the skirt she makes me wear every day now brings me back-
>"if only i didn't buy CLF at the top, i wouldn't be wearing this right now" i think to myself

>> No.28918452

FNGU buying the dips whenever they occur is the most profitable thing you can possibly do in the markets

>> No.28918461

if dubs or shade of red ID i'll post my dick

>> No.28918470
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>>28918422

>> No.28918480

Are weed stocks and SNDL finished yet? Anyone still holding a bag?

>> No.28918481
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>>28918402
fuck off tranny

>> No.28918487
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>>28918315
nrz 10 to tesla.

>> No.28918489
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>When SOXL splits my broker won't update the share value for a day so I can pretend i'm a multimillionaire until they fix it
I can't wait.

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28918504

>Dad is watching ancient aliens again
These fucking aliens did a bunch of shit.

>> No.28918515

>>28918437
>she raises my legs into the air, and pulls hard on my collar, using it as leverage as she enters me once again.
>"it's ok, if nothing else does, I will be pumping tonight"
>my cock starts dribbling as her relentless hammering of my prostate brings me close to dumping my load, when suddenly she squeezes me shut.
>"not yet anon, tonight you are going to learn to hold for once before I let you empty your bag"
>fuck
>the feeling of her plastic member pounding p-spot, now full and sensitive from the constantly building pressure of my seed with nowhere to go dives me wild.
>"before we finish, i want to try something new" she says with a smirk "though you should be used to it"
>my mind is rushing to figure out what she could mean, but before I can imagine, she produces a lighter and one other object.
>"ready for some wax play anon?" she says with multiple red candles in her other hand
>unable to put up much resistance i brace myself as she lights them up one at a time over my chest, her hips still joined to mine with her thick silicone rod.
>inevitably the wax begins dripping on me chest and stomach
>"ahhhhh, it burns!" i begin to say.
>however, as i twist and contort my body in discomfort, the motion causes her shaft to dig around my insides sending waves of pleasure through my body, and taking my breath away.
>"HA, you like that huh? squirm for me"
>she pulls the leash tight, making any attempt to pull myself off her strap-on cock futile. every inch i gain she simply leans further forward sinking it in deeper and giving me less room to move.
>my hip spasms become a feedback loop of pleasure and pain as my helpless cock flings precum all over the place.
>my bound hands are unable to offer me relief as i edge closer and closer
>"i think you have had enough, HERE!"
>suddenly she grabs my cock like a handle and leans back, shoving herself in so deep my stomach bulges and my back arches.

>> No.28918525

>he isn't waiting until 10:30 AM tomorrow morning to go all in on $DMGGF

You are literally never going to make it.

>> No.28918546
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28918546

Tell me about this chart, seems quite bullish doesnt it

>> No.28918548

>>28918504
>ancient aliens
They may present it in a cheesy fashion but everything they say is at least 100% true

>> No.28918553

>>28918470
Who is this?

>> No.28918567

>>28918553
New and or fag

>> No.28918573
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>>28918480
Hope your puts are in anon

>> No.28918576

>>28918515
>"AHHHHHH, I'M MOOOOONNINGGGG!" i say as she delivers a mind melting prostate orgasm, and I white out.
>still in a haze and still clenching tightly around her, my gaze drifts up to my computer screen
>
>(+0.57%) after hours

>> No.28918578
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>>28918354
I’m black but I call all of you niggers so I can blend in

>> No.28918599

how do i become an oilchad?

>> No.28918601

>>28918354
the real n*ggers are the frens we made along the way

>> No.28918631

>>28918578
we appreciate the effort fren

>> No.28918653
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28918653

Is that spearchucking coon 2scoops around still? I want to ask that faggot how he calculates his Winning Probability and Win/Loss Ratio when using the Kelly Criterion. The way investopedia explains it doesn't sound very helpful.

>> No.28918654

>>28918599
SU and adderall or cocaine.

>> No.28918664

Can someone post the TA meme where all the projects point straight up?
I need to laugh
It's been so long

>> No.28918673

>>28918553
Robert Paulson.

>> No.28918684

>>28918601
also this

>> No.28918692

>>28918548
I mean some of it sounds plausible. Like I could totally believe aliens genetically engineering some people if they ever came across them HOWEVER the moon is not a hollow space station that's bullshit. Anyways the stuff with the depictions of bags appearing in nearly every ancient culture is kinda weird, I wonder what was in those bags.

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how long do I have to do this trading crap before I get the capital to do covered options spreads?

>> No.28918706

What will jump up tomorrow? Wimi and uuuu chads won today whats the play for tomorrow?

>> No.28918708

>>28918315
>love seeing market hours when all the newbies were spooked by 3 day weekend and changs new year. Get ready for bull market all of 2021 ching chong. Were all going to the moon

>> No.28918723

>>28918653
Something about taking your past 5643263256 trades and averaging out some bullshit % or whatever.

>> No.28918743

>>28918546
Some anon here shilled it at $3 and I got Aug $5 calls right after and I'm up over 600% on them. Wish I got more then 3.

>> No.28918751

>>28918504
>These fucking aliens did a bunch of shit.
It's more likely they did it than black people kek

>> No.28918778

>>28917609
They just did, glucose is normal
They have 0 idea

>> No.28918797
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>>28918481
fawk u homo

>> No.28918842

Pretty based scoops is that real? Not you, I mean the premise for uncle ruckus, I never watched from beginning to end. That would make sense, pretty funny h...

>> No.28918844
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>>28918708
DAS RIGHT! MOON!

>> No.28918845

>>28918778
Did you ask them to take a look at your creatine phosphate levels?

>> No.28918856

>>28918778
that's weird fren, are you an alcoholic?

>> No.28918860
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28918860

So someone told me to buy CXDC last thread and they got dubs so I gotta listen. They have China in their name. Should I be worried?

>> No.28918866

Is Dave Ramsey Based or what?

Ultimate Boomer trust fund baby?

>> No.28918895

>>28918751
I hope they were sexy aliens. I'd feel a lot better about being the special ed project of an attractive alien species than a weird one.

>> No.28918897

>>28918692
>HOWEVER the moon is not a hollow space station that's bullshit.
You don't know that for certain. In either case it's fun to suspend your disbelief for a bit.
http://libgen.li/item/index.php?md5=02F314D05D3F1972FB231932C9AD3891

>> No.28918899

>>28918695
What exactly do you wanna do....

>> No.28918900

>>28918410
Chad here. Wish I sold everything and put it all into SOS. Was extremely confident about it too, I don't know why I only threw 10% of my portfolio at it. I could be buying a dream cabin tomorrow if I just went all in.

>> No.28918914

>>28918856
Yes

>> No.28918920

>>28918723
That seems like it would tell me more about how shit of a trader I am than it would about helpful allocations.

>> No.28918931

I somehow managed to do more pushups, jog more miles, smoke more weed, and read more continental philosophy today than Alex Karp.

>> No.28918933

>>28918695
You just need to lie about options and stock experience and have whatever $ amount your broker says is required for spreads. Can't do spreads in TFSAs not sure about the American tax free accounts.

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28918934

How do I invest in the 1,000-lb Sisters?

>> No.28918940
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28918940

uh what happens to TSM when the Taiwan ticker (TPE:2330) is cheaper than the ADR version on the NYSE?
it finally resumed trading after a couple weeks of chinese new years, but it's not even at the old ATH for Taiwan yet, it's only up +5% from Feb 5

>> No.28918954

>>28918897
Thanks for the book!

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>>28918354

>> No.28918957

>>28918695
just do it on cheap stocks

>> No.28918963

>>28918778
Its cancer

>> No.28918984
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>>28918954
Enjoy.

>> No.28918989

i just sneezed 10 times in a row and ripped a fart so hard it burned

>> No.28919004

>ABML
>ATAO
>SXOOF
>BRLL
Nancy Pelosi Jr is a senior advisor for all four of these companies. Bullish or bearish?

>> No.28919027

Soxlovers
Will it moon harder with the share split should I buy now?

>> No.28919028

>>28918899
just the ability to have more tools and sophisticated plays in my kit. right now it feels like im trying to build a house with nothing but a spatula.

>> No.28919035

>>28918920
Yeah, there's some math nerd magic in there. Mostly it's to help you diversify your portfolio better, invest more in A, get rid of C etc.

>> No.28919045
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>>28918934
fast food, a blender, and a funnel?

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https://cathiesark.com/ark-combined-holdings-of-pltr

IS MOMMY GOING SENILE? WHY DID SHE BUY

>> No.28919057

Guys i have the ultimate meme degree, psych and criminal science. idfk what to do .

I think ill become an actor or musician

>> No.28919079

>>28918315
too soon

>> No.28919093

>>28918337
>Wait do you actually know shit about semiconductors?
Yes. I took coursework that involved both digital and analog electronics.
We used FPGAs instead of “bread boards”.
Ever since bill gates had the idea to decouple operating systems from the hardware, allowing the OS to use the hardware as a replaceable, commoditized platform, software has had the edge to semiconductors.
IBM and their mainframes were viewed as a FAANG stock in the 60s through the 80s.
Bill gates killed the concept of mainframes and kicked off a race to the bottom as semiconductor manufacturers suddenly had to compete on pricing just like Uber when Lyft became popular.
Semiconductors are replaceable commodities that have to compete on razor thin margins.
The real winners are Azure, AWS, and GCP

>> No.28919094

KMI 78 contracts @$20 3/19
Get in if you want to get rich too

>> No.28919135

>>28919057
Were you trying to be a criminal psychologist or something? I think you watched Silence of the Lambs too much as a kid.

>> No.28919146

>>28918984
How do I invest in the moon tarp?

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>>28919049
she likes the stock! also it is actually a good buy? can you think for yourself once and stop listening to fud.

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>>28918422
>>28918470
>Come back after a few weeks of not reading /smg/
>More Tinny memes, classic Kpop dance moves still going strong.
Nice.
Also, thanks to the bros who recommended ARBKF.

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>>28918504
The best thing about that show is that it totally blows the fuck out of the people who claim that ancient aliens is just racists taking accomplishments from non whites, because according to the show nazis, cowboys, the founding fathers, jesus, rome, and the queen are all aliens too
It's a fun show though. There's a lot of cool stuff that they present as aliens and even if you don't believe the alien part the thing they're talking about is real and cool. Stuff like gobleki tepi or some of the crazy military experiments.
It's also fucking hilarious. I need to go watch it again I used to have a whole folder of screenshots with subtitles as reaction pics
uhh... how about them stocks. Did you see that ludicrous display last trading session

>> No.28919172

>>28919049
I'm pretty sure they have more contracts in the pipeline. I'm smelling one with T.

>> No.28919194

>>28919093
Scoops what do you do for work?

>> No.28919207

>>28918480
CLVR is the next weed stock to moon. solid fundamentals and has been making steady gains without catching plebbit/stocktwits attention.

>> No.28919228

>>28919167
Ok call me a schizo but I actually believe the stuff about the nazis having access to alien artifacts.

>> No.28919241

>>28919057
learn to cope

>> No.28919244

>>28918866
Basic shit. Just read the Boomer Investing 101 link in the OP to save yourself the time.

Only once that's done should you move on to active stock trading tee bee aytch.

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>>28919162
there's lots of new Tinnys, also we can't figure out if he roped or not

>> No.28919253

Do you think it's still good idea to get into oil stocks yet or should i hunt for weed stocks?

>> No.28919261

>>28918410
SOS and ARBKF pumping

>> No.28919269

>>28919093
Scoops, are you drunk?

>> No.28919272
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28919272

whats this pattern called on the street

>> No.28919300

if dubs i'll post reddits top tickers

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28919327

Is GEVO dead?

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>>28919300

>> No.28919347

>>28919194
Steals cars

>> No.28919356

>>28918435
Oh yeah? When?

>> No.28919367

>>28919146
You have no idea how ready you are.

>> No.28919391

>>28919327
Certainty not

>> No.28919394
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28919394

>DNN stock it doin a lil some

>> No.28919396

>>28919253
>Weed or oil
Look up kget

>> No.28919411

>>28919327
Looks like it's holding steady, who knows?

>> No.28919412
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>>28919093
And here I thought scoops just knew how to say nigger and the jews did this to me.

>> No.28919414

>>28919093
scoops this was very smart but fuck u

>> No.28919416

>>28919367
I'm ready, let me invest in the moon tarp.

>> No.28919419

>>28919228
Not really crazy, personally I think it's more that military tech is several decades ahead of retail stuff and after ww2 some of the more advanced stuff couldn't be kept under wrap but honestly I used to think the people claiming that the government was recording all our phone calls and emails was crazy and boy was I wrong on that

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>>28919272
That's a classic Gunt, sir

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>>28919300

>> No.28919446 [DELETED] 

>>28919346
Here's the top 50 of the last day. Number is the number of mentions.

pltr, 816
gme, 279
apha, 211
spy, 208
tsla, 147
bb, 123
mvis, 111
tlry, 92
aapl, 91
crsr, 87
sens, 79
riot, 76
nio, 72
sndl, 66
dnn, 63
amd, 60
amc, 41
psth, 33
fubo, 33
uvxy, 28
qs, 25
plug, 24
sq, 24
rkt, 24
eod, 23
icln, 23
vz, 23
arkw, 22
arkf, 21
cciv, 21
ain, 20
mara, 20
dis, 20
gold, 19
sos, 19
amzn, 18
spce, 18
vxx, 17
bngo, 16
tsm, 16
shop, 15
nvda, 15
ccl, 15
zom, 15
baka, 14
dash, 14
cvs, 13
xom, 13
ar, 12

>> No.28919451

>>28919253
I don't know about weed but we're entering a new paradigm for oil. $75/barrel EOY easy. Look for small caps not in Canada that aren't at significant risk for bankruptcy. I hold sm(since 2 dollars, will hold to 30 then sell half and let the rest ride.) and Ampy(since 1.50, will do the same at 6.)

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>>28918860
doubting mr Xi now are we?
just look at those revenues.

>> No.28919474

>>28919347
He obviously doesn't steal. If you look at his fingers in the pics he posts his fingers are legitimately turning white.

>> No.28919478

>>28918410
wish i didnt sell at open. Cant be mad with 30k in gains in a week but it could have been 50k if i werent so fucking retarded

>> No.28919484

>>28919429
damn his gut be lookin like a ballsack

>> No.28919487

Well as if things couldn't get even more fucked; "fake meat" kit kat bars are a thing now.. And mcdonld's is selling a chicken inspired hoodie..

>> No.28919495

>>28919412
Dude, he's uncle ruckus

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>>28919250
RIP in peace. Missing out on GME, and watching all the shemale porn must have done him in. He was so close to becoming a multi-millionaire

>> No.28919522

>>28919446
Also those numbers aren't exact but the ratio is as close as you'll probably get.

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28919527

>>28919162

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>>28919416

Then get ready to moon.

>> No.28919551

>>28919446
NONE of mine are on there. Thank fucking god.

>> No.28919589

>>28919446
>No Manga Knee Sex Energy Corp
Phew, more time to accumulate

>> No.28919592
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28919592

>>28919446
>no ALPP

>> No.28919607

>>28919194
I’m an engineer at Amazon. They pay me around $170k/year.
This is a good source for the latest pay data in FAANG: https://www.levels.fyi/
I can post a pic of the space needle from my window if you want

>> No.28919620

>>28919446
Great, now go back

>> No.28919622

>>28918515
>candle
>no mention of the color
Was it bullish or bearish, anon?

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>>28919391
>>28919411
Just feels like a pump n' dump on the downswing now since it x15'd in 3 months. I'll hold.

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look at the cheapies show me the cheapies give me the cheapies i want the cheapies back up the cheapies i need the cheapies i like the cheeapies oh what a cheapy

>> No.28919640
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Bundychu encourages you to buy UUUU.

>> No.28919641

>>28919620
>implying i browse that shithole

>> No.28919650
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28919650

"Here I am, I get off my final trial, innocent, thinking whew, you know, I felt shook after trayvon and all, he kind of deserved it, just forget about it, move on. Then I check my phone, and I get this voicemail. "George, I've been watching your case, and I cant stop laughing at trayvons family seething". I said, who is this? "George, you can call me karp, and I'd like to talk to you about my projects, I want to see an automated trayvon alert system that drops any trayvon before they think they are entitled to any skittles, you? Your weak, I want zimmerman x1000 baby."
-george zimmerman

"So here I am, I'm getting off my skit where I called out some n*ggers. I get a phone call and this wise guy, referring to himself as karp, asks me for input on automated insult technology, says its some "nigga moment" detection project. I said what the hell are you talking about? He told me he was assembling a team of real gentlemen to build the 1488 project. I said, dude chill I was just trying to get some annoying n*ggers off my set before getting canceled, god I miss the days of seinfeld."
-Michael richards

"Im relaxing at home, and this guy shows up at my door in a very nice car, I think. Who the hell is this guy? He knocks, I invite him in to talk, said he had some deal to work out. Clint, I love gran torino, but what I love the most is seeing the grit of calling out those gooks and n*ggers you did. He shows me a laptop. See this? Imagine a world of digital clint eastwoods tracking down every laundering OP those zipperheads and wetbacks try to do in america. I told him, "you are one real son of bitch, I need a movie about this to make gran torino look like highschool musical", where the fuck do I become a shareholder and can I play you in this awesome movie idea?"
-clint eastwood

>> No.28919654

>>28919135
>>28919241
DESU i just planned to go to exterior school and now im not taking on more debt

>> No.28919662

>>28919592
You should be fucking glad. Anything reddit touches is a fucking sell signal

>> No.28919669

>>28919474
Thought it was revit, otherwise he would be a nigger, ffs anon

>> No.28919683

>>28919446
>today was red for a lot of stocks
>reddit did not mention 4u or wimi
> they silently trended upward

>> No.28919700

Was he schizo kpop poster?

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>>28918437
>>28918515
>>28918576
Wew this is degenerate as fuck and funny as hell.

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>>28919640
I sold calls on my shares and I'm going to get assigned.

>> No.28919747

>>28919607
Kek, I made your salary investing while building all the steel around buildings around you...obviously I got the fuck out of Seattle

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>>28918401
Why nervous? They're starting a new division for .mil drone contracts. The wars won't end any time soon. War means drones, drones $$$, simple as.
$50 EOY

>> No.28919765

>>28919650
>Michael richards
Whatever happened to based Cramer anyways?

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>>28919502
I hope he actually is ok, but not even the retards on kpop general have seen him

>> No.28919792

>>28919749
That the offering was done at $6 makes me nervous.

>> No.28919793
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>>28919093
>Semiconductors are replaceable commodities that have to compete on razor thin margins.
>The real winners are Azure, AWS, and GCP
This is cope.
*ahem* Hello frens. SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while mitigating margin risks in a down.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 100x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>> No.28919796

Golden cross incoming with AMRS

>> No.28919806

>>28919641
Yeah that's exactly what I implied, got anymore green text, faggot?

>> No.28919809

>>28918410
pulled out my initial investment, still in for $2k. Literally tripled my money, just watching to see how high it goes now.

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Reminder to get into BITF over RIOT.
BITF has 965 PH/s currently, and going up to 1.205 EH/s by end of this quarter. Not sure about RIOT's current hashrate, but they are expected to get to 1.45 EH/s by end of Q2. Price of BITF is about 1/20th of RIOT.

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>>28904987
This post is so stupid.
>AQB only HOPES to produce a mere 1,500 tons annually

This is false. AQB is only getting started. The proof-of-concept Indiana farm, which has already produced harvests currently produces 1,200 metric tons per year. This is just the beginning. Farm 3, for which construction will begin in the first half of this year, alone will produce 10,000 metric tons per year once it is operational. This is only the beginning. AquaBounty will continue building farms throughout the US and around the world. AquaBounty will be unstoppable.

>Also giant mutant salmon is absolutely not a novel concept
Oh, is that so? If it's such a commonplace and easy thing, why don't you show me your own giant mutant salmon then... What's that? You say you don't have one? Well, let us know once you've built one and gotten it approved for consumption. Until then, leave the giant mutant salmon to the professionals.

>> No.28919859

When does the anon usually post the daily unusual options activity spreadsheet?

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>>28919650
funny but still not buying :^)

>> No.28919877

>>28919650
Whoever is writing these is a god

>> No.28919888

>>28919765
you've never seen his final stand?
https://youtu.be/FyYkToVXhMo

>> No.28919895

>>28919749
Speaking of drones and brown people whats the thoughts on ktos? I assumed I should hold into next week and sell at a high before earning?

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Anyone else in CCIV puts?

>> No.28919916

I like you scoops, sorry I called you a nigger back in July when I was drunk, and again in August and june,

>> No.28919921

>>28918315
>>28919079
Makes me cry.

>> No.28919939

>>28919749
https://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?CIK=1606698
Kinda makes me nervous.
>>28919888
I mean where is he now? I saw that years ago.

>> No.28919949

>>28919607
Have you met Frasier?

>> No.28919950

>>28919793
Okay but explain what impact the soxl split will have on its price?

>> No.28919952

>>28919272
literal retard

>> No.28919958

Did an unclaimed property search and my dead grandma has 48 shares of either a mutual fund or a money market fund due to her.
The process to claim it is kind of a pain in the ass, is there a way to find out how much it's worth?
It says the shares are held by Primerica, and the name is "SMITH BARNEY DIV STRATEGY FD CL 1"

>> No.28920024

>>28919939
he got completely disowned by everyone and retired into nothingness. He married his girlfriend, had a kid, and is now a freemason living off of royalties.

>> No.28920028

>>28919607
scoops can you get me a job at amazon? i'm a neet with a great sense of entitlement

>> No.28920032

>>28919813
Uplisting would be great but don't get too excited since it takes a long time and there hasn't been any official announcement other than 'we're working very hard on it but can't tell you any details or timelines'. It still has the potential to spike violently between now and then though. Q4/Q1 financials should be available by April.

>> No.28920049

>>28919747
Good for you, dude. Those are some solid gains. Let’s hope they continue like that under the Biden administration.

>>28919793
>In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 100x
SOXX is not beating S&P on the 20 year and SOXL would be negative or liquidated.
I thought you were throwing out track records though since FNGU was returning so much more?
Why are you buying boomer chips instead of FNGU or BTC?

>> No.28920064

can we crash already sheesh im not buying your ATH's

>> No.28920075

>>28919958
Oh God, Primerica lmao that's a complete fucking scam company. Good luck getting control of those.

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28920080

>futures

>> No.28920082 [DELETED] 

How do I buy Bonfi (BNF)? I'm a newfag who's never brought a coin before, so please tell me how to buy it
I know that this is a stock general, not a crypto general, but there is nowhere to talk ask..

>> No.28920110

>>28919939
Probably just minding his own business living off Seinfeld syndication royalties

>> No.28920133

>>28919949
>Have you met Frasier?
Yes. He tried to suck my dick and I told him to fuck off. Handsy fucking asshole.

>> No.28920155

Okay so the yield pump was indeed a bull trap huh?

>> No.28920160

fuck should i just be a cop, i smoke too much weed for that

>> No.28920178

>>28916206
>>28916631

Man that sounded real gay, penny anon

Anyways... here's a tribute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwDpAlJ8Qa4

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>>28920160

>> No.28920219

>>28920049
what are you saying? Is your argument that SPY is better than SOXX on a 20 year investment horizon? I'm simply curious what your saying. But you think FNGU is superior to both?

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>>28920133
Does Seattle have designated shitting streets like San Francisco?

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wow ok pic rel made me feel better about holding my 900 PLTR shares through earnings

>> No.28920274

>>28919939
The offering is 8,333,333 shares, the float is 111 million and the outstanding 128 million shares. The dilution won't be much.

>> No.28920278

>>28920225
Hey that's CRBP shill. Is he okay?

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I like the man on knees sex corp

Give me the steamy Tesla connection

Please charge my battery Mr Dahn

>> No.28920288

Why is making a living from stock trading looked down upon my people?

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who else had a good day?

>> No.28920299

>>28920225
Yes, it is called pike. Also seatac is good for stealing cars and B&Es

>> No.28920308

>>28920028
Sure. Just go to amazon.jobs and click the apply button whenever you see the words “fulfillment center”, which is rich jew speak for “warehouse”

>> No.28920312

what is the level 5 data

>> No.28920313

Canuck here, when wealthsimple trade asks for you to upload some document to verify your identity when depositing funds, do you need to? It seems to have let me skip it. If I do need to eventually, is a bank statement good enough? I'm a neet so the only other thing I have is my photo ID, but the address on that is out of date.

>> No.28920323

hey guys, am I retarded if I yolo into SOS tomorrow?

>> No.28920326

>>28919859
The dark pool options were already posted

>> No.28920338

>>28920207
i am not that

>> No.28920339

>>28920225
Did he overdose on weed?

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>>28920251
I don't get it, why don't these people just use the same money on monthlies? You still make a ton, and your downside is reduced so much.

>> No.28920375

>>28919958
dang thanks man, I forgot to do that last year because distracted. Google sent $50 to my parents old address.
Looking online I can find a prospectus but no actual information on the current state of the fund.

>> No.28920389

Here is the plan
>market opens low
>sell my SQQQ
>buy all the bull memes that are in free fall
>market resumes normal bull run by lunch
>ride TQQQ to the moon

>> No.28920393

>>28920300
>Gordontretard
Dubs you fucking chink

>> No.28920410

>>28920323
Buy high, sell low, everything checks

>> No.28920418

Is there hope for CTRM to crawl back or am I stuck in crabbing hell

>> No.28920422
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28920422

I got to thinking about my old school mates and started looking them up and one of them has become an Amazon erotic novel author. She used to be really fat too and now she's only chubby. Life is crazy man. A bunch of them are married now.

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>>28919454
believe in this mans smile

>> No.28920449

>>28920389
this is a paradox, when are you supposed to buy the SQQQ for this strat?

>> No.28920452

Bought lots of cheapies today

Thanks for a mini crash
Already up $200 on RIOT

>> No.28920466

>>28920430
literally wojack holding back tears

>> No.28920468

anons, whats a solid stock to buy a call option for?

>> No.28920469

>>28920422
you can't say that an not post a pic

>> No.28920472

>>28919749
forgot the link: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/alpine-4-holdings-inc-alpp-134500756.html

>> No.28920483

What the hell happened to EHang? Is this a good dip buy opportunity or are they done for good

>> No.28920487

>>28920323
Only if you wanna be a /biz/ bag holder

>> No.28920490

>>28920288
Because you're not slaving away at a """real job""" and not producing anything. Most people don't even know how securities work.

>> No.28920506

>>28918354
I can 100% confirm that yes there is at least one black man on this thread.

>> No.28920512

>>28920468
UVXY

>> No.28920525
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>>28920288
voodoo economics. my boomer dad has never bought stock he thinks its a scam. but my boomer mom was an accountant that handled some investment fund and basically has a yuge cache. both have more boomer assets than I could ever earn in 6 gorillion millenial years.

>> No.28920535

>>28920075
I think they're already in the control of my state controller, I guess I'll call tomorrow and start the paperwork.

>>28920375
She died 30 years ago, I wonder if that narrows it down. It looks like Smith Barney got acquired by Legg Mason who got acquired by Primerica. I can't imagine too many of those funds are 30 plus years old.

>> No.28920545

>>28920487
>>28920410
how bout gypsy shipping company?

>> No.28920546

>>28920483
wolfpack outed them as a scam, just read up on it. i wouldn't go near any chinese stock in the first place, but that's just me.

>> No.28920551

least i have my SOS
>>28920468
sos

>> No.28920566

>>28919093
Going to have to disagree with this partially. Although i would agree that software has slowly taken hardware out of the picture, in some aspects (FPGA use), it in no ways invalidates the entire industry (ASIC design is not going anywhere). Software/Hardware advancement seems to act in phases and sometimes hardware outpaces the software and then cools off while software innovation has its moments. I'm personally bullish on semiconductors, especially with AI chip technology coming to the front

>t.Electrical Engineer

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>>28919950
>Okay but explain what impact the soxl split will have on its price?
Not a whole lot. Splits don't affect ETFs other than to make it easier for new investors to get in. The best you can hope for is more liquidity and narrower spreads.
>>28920049
>SOXX is not beating S&P on the 20 year
That's where you're wrong kiddo. The Philadelphia Semiconductor Index which both SOXX and SOXL are based off of has done 1400% since its inception in May of 1994. The S&P on the other hand has only done a bit less than 800%. You don't have to like SOXL but look, you lie to your friends IRL and I'll lie to mine but lets keep it real with each other on the chans.
Semiconductors have stood the test of time, they are a superior investment. Most of the software companies you mentioned in your other post are replaceable with small moats. The semi industry is probably the strongest sector in the entire economy with the best capitalized companies, the widest moats, the most compelling products, and the most obvious future path to success, i.e., keep doing what they're doing but more of it which is something nobody else can. But don't say stuff like the S&P has outperformed the semi index in the long term cuz that's a flat out lie.

>> No.28920591

>>28920449
I bought it this morning

>> No.28920606

>>28920389
Sounds very comfy anon.

>> No.28920611

>>28919027
NO IT WONT MOON BECAUSE ITS AN ETF YOU GIANT FUCKING RETARDS. PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO BUY UP THE UNDERLYING STOCKS FOR IT TO MOON.

>> No.28920627

>tfw have a $147k settlement check coming in the next few weeks but it's probably gonna be too late to hop on the bull

>> No.28920636

>>28920468
Macy’s, for whatever reason, had a miraculous pump on Wednesdays/Thursday’s and crashed Friday. So buy tmrw, and sell before close

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28920641

Hey guys. You buy any spooky haunted stocks today???

>> No.28920654

>>28920566
GIVE ME MY FUCKIN VIDEO CARD ALREADY

>> No.28920660

>>28920570
>Semiconductors have stood the test of time
Just wait until they come out with complete conductors, no more of this semi-this bullshit.

>> No.28920668

>>28918354
Yes me

>> No.28920690

>>28920483
I don't think anyone actually looked at what they do, just bought the pump.
They're developing a flying taxi. When people learned this of course they dumped

>> No.28920691

>>28920627
What part of your body is no longer functioning. Alternatively, point on the doll where the bad person touched you.

>> No.28920717

>>28918410

Dropped $10k in this morning. Probably gonna take some profits at open then wait for the inevitable run up to $20

>> No.28920740

>>28920660
kek
I'm personally waiting for the first quantum computers to come out already. People keep talking about them, but no one has the balls to make one.

>> No.28920755

>>28918984
Uv radiation would bleach the moon tarp over time making it highly reflective

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>>28920641
are there any paranormal stocks?

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>>28920668
>>28920506

>> No.28920766

>>28920627
Nice anon were the knee pads worth it? I am settling an estate for 40k. Not sure if I am going to spend half to buy up a house on the cheap

>> No.28920772

>>28920654
LMAO ALL GONE. BYE BYE

>> No.28920784

>>28920641
Stock market has been closed for 4 days

>> No.28920799

qrd on sos

>> No.28920802

>>28920570
so your saying buy SOXX in a large portion of your portfolio alongside any boomer SPY you own and you will make it quicker?

>> No.28920815

>>28920759
Dgtw from pennyshill anon

>> No.28920819

>>28920300
I made 5% on my 20k. Pretty stoked desu.

>> No.28920834

>>28920799
chink BTC miner

>> No.28920838
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28920838

"You know, I'm not a big fan of technology. You just read my works and you know. But after years of getting letters from these "anonymous" people that post on some hitler worship board on some chinese cartoon website they slowly made me realize the connection of technological society being a good thing but ruined by some group of long nose people, In a way we learned a lot from each other me and these internet frog people. Well, I get some visit some weirdo with weird hairstyle, talks to me how technology can be used to fulfill the vision of a society without these long nose people and their pets, as he connected them to people with surrogate activities, as he said he was a fan of my works. He said he needed a math dude. I jumped out of my seat, did a nazi salute. I couldnt believe it. The internet frog people and this guy with weirdass hair convinced me of technology being useful and good".
- uncle ted

"I'm kicking back watching CNN and my homie don lemon is on. Some dude calls me, I notice its some CIA dude, karp. Hey, hows it going karp? "Listen up half coon octaroon, you see those monkeys acting up over floyd" Damn right brother, gettin' tired of these fullbreds acting up, whats the plan einstein? "You tell that senile asswrinkleface to rev up those prisons once hes in the white house, I got big plans and need you drone strike the porchmonkey nests, we can start with baltimore, I wanna see my software scoop up these shits when they go scrambling and see if we can hit them before they swing a trash can at a sneaker shop, this is gonna be like good ol' times when freddy gray got clapped" Damn right brother, lets get these real dark n*ggers for real this time"
-Barack obama

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How big a portfolio do I need to get an 8:30 rez at Dorsia friday night?

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>>28918315
I'm going to bed, folks. Someone else will need to make the next thread when this one reaches 300. I leave it in your capable (?) hands.

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>own CSCO
>buy form a competitor because it's like a tenth the price
I have no clue why they're still in business.

>> No.28920897
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28920897

>>28919702
thanks anon, i am proud.

>> No.28920901

GTE GTE GTE

>> No.28920906

>>28920868
Does your portfolio INCLUDE Dorsia?

>> No.28920910

How actually oil situation looks like? I mean, I could buy random oil stocks, but it might not be an optimal way, so I need details. What's actually happening?

>> No.28920915

>>28920838
You are a one hit wonder, stop

>> No.28920919
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>>28920225
Yes.
I’m really high up in an apartment building with a corner view that has a shit load of French windows.
What I liked to do in the summer on a weekend was roll all the windows open and sip a beer while watching a homeless go car to car in a nearby intersection, begging for money.
The filthy bug once tried to approach my car when I was down below, driving home, and I laid on my horn for a solid minute and watched him squirm.
I want to buy a really powerful water gun for this upcoming summer, so that I can hose that filthy mouth breather from 50 feet above whenever I’m bored and day drinking.
>homeless intersection in question at the red arrow is where that fucker goes car to car... hoping to hit that with one of those 100 ft sprayers
>stripper gf’s perch at the green arrow
>my schizo ramblings for work n The Kelly n sheeit at the blue arrow

>> No.28920944

>>28920691
it's from a deceased relative who had that thing you always see every 5 seconds on boomer tv channels
>>28920766
you mean for the down payment right? shit, this entire settlement wouldn't even buy a mobile home where i live

>> No.28920945

Managed to get to $150k this bullrun. What do I do from now on? Stay in FNGU, TQQQ and SOXL? Got me some PLTR, WKHS, NET

>> No.28920958

>>28918410

I panic sold today at 11.22. Going to buy back in the morning.

>> No.28920987

>>28920300
Jesus. Is this just stock gains or options?

>> No.28921001

>>28920759
EH, spooky billion dollar Chinese flying car company with empty warehouses and no employees

>> No.28921022

SOS is unreal

>> No.28921037

>>28919640
Bought that fake and gay dip today. Funny how much FOMO is going into $DNN.just validated my 4U position.

>> No.28921046

>>28920759
>Sears
>Blockbuster

>> No.28921056

>>28920919
Is that SLU or Belltown?

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28921070

Stock noob girl here.

If I made capital gains this year and I do my taxes next month do I pay that on my next years taxes or in a month when I do them?

>> No.28921097

>>28920219
>what are you saying
IM SAYING YOU’RE A SHITTY INVESTOR, YOU STUPID TRANNY. GO READ A BOOK OR EDUCATE YOURSELF OR SOMETHING. JEEZ.

>> No.28921112

>>28920919
lmao, bro I used to look in those windows, while standing in the rain above you fucks wondering who and what it was like in those concrete boxes. Cheers scoops from the other side of the tracks. If you look out your window and see a crane, I've touched the hook

>> No.28921117

>>28920868
about a half-million.
until then, just buy some bronze-cut spaghetti and canned octopus.

>> No.28921162

>>28921070
>ruin a perfect set of tits with a disgusting tattoo
For why

>> No.28921171

>>28921070
first, tits or gtfo

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>>28920919
This nigga finna bouta get sniped on

>> No.28921192

>>28920802
The entire digital economy doesn't even exist without a faster, more efficient, scalable, steady supply of semiconductors. When that supply gets disrupted in any way the wheels stop. You have auto manufacturers right now shutting down production lines cuz they can't get enough semis to go in their cars. Semiconductors are everywhere and everything and will only be more so. Can you imagine any compelling future world where that isn't so? Software peddlers will come and go but semis are forever. You would be remiss not to have some SOXX/USD/SOXL/S M H in your stack.

>> No.28921200

>>28918410
Be honest is it too late to get in on SOS, ARBKF, or DMGGF? I remember thinking I missed MARA and RIOT when they hit $15 and I've regretted it ever since

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>>28921070
shut up faggot

>> No.28921216

>>28920919
why doesn't this look cozy? i feel like it should be but it's like the angles are just all wrong

>> No.28921238

>>28921070
not sure. but make sure you write off as much as possible during a biden admin especially.

>> No.28921279

AESZ bros...

>> No.28921293

>>28921192
I own $10k worth of SOXX and SOXL separately, I'm definitely owning semis

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28921297

MOONbros.... I'm practically all in and this shit has been pissing me the fuck off this week

>> No.28921320

>>28918920
Just use the Kelly criterion for allocations once you have a decent sized portfolio

>> No.28921323

>>28920660
Exactly, what kind of retard wants just a semi-conductor? Are you going to buy a semi-pizza for lunch too? Semi-sub sandwich?
Didn't think so.

>> No.28921338

>>28921216
nothing on the walls at all and very little color

>> No.28921340

>>28921216
Bro, they're horrible. I've been on every floor and I'm every suite, including the top floor. These buildings are gross and cheap

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>>28921070
>tits
>gtfo
Your choice

>> No.28921411

>>28921340
No offense scoops, I'm sure you have a great time and bang a lot of liberal bitches. The cocaine up there is excellent

>> No.28921427

Is there anybody here that actually knows their shit with semi conductors? What is a good play? I'm in ACEV right now but that's just because i know semi conductors are in demand, that's fucking it. What is the right play with this shit? They are too complicated for me to understand. I'd buy TSM but I'm priced out.

>>28921338
>>28921340
something more too though, i don't even know. I usually like set ups like that too.

>> No.28921432

>>28920944
Yeah. I own a portion of the house, would settled for less than realtor fees, and also get back 5% as adminstrator fees. Think I might buy a house for 184k that is worth 210k on open market. Then take the rest of the settlement and get to day trading so I can scalp for funsies.

>> No.28921435

>$5 away from a margin call
if tomorrow isn't green imma kms niggers

>> No.28921448

DNN is currently the 23rd featured stock on WSB, at a whopping 0.71% of discussion.

I guess there is some time still.

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28921482

guys i really like money. its getting bad, im starting to think sexually about money.

>> No.28921495

>>28921427
UCTT

>> No.28921512

>>28921238
You pay taxes on what you made between January 1st and dec 31st. BUT if you think you’ll make more than 4,000 this year you will need to file quarterly and make estimated payments to avoid fees. It’s just like a normal job withholding, if you overpay you’ll get a refund. Lots of guides online, it’s just like being self employed.

>> No.28921561

>>28921070
You will never be a woman

>> No.28921570

too late to get in on SOS??

>> No.28921571

>>28921216
Windows go too low for a high story

>> No.28921604

>>28918601
AHHH MY EYES

>> No.28921620

>>28921427
SOQL

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28921642

Pro tip: another advantage of SOXL over TQQQ is while they have similar performance SOXL is significantly more volatile so selling calls is a lot more lucrative. Note too that FNGU does not have options so you can't collect premium with that at all. I make 20k consistently a month just on selling SOXL calls so I know a bit of what I speak

>> No.28921644

>>28921512
>nobody tell him

>> No.28921652

>>28918673
No way that's Paul Robertson

>> No.28921669

>>28921427
Just buy the chad TSMC

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28921670

Didn't know what to buy today so I bought some TQQQ shares.

>> No.28921682

>>28921561
you will never be rich

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>>28918315
bobo sad :(

>> No.28921724

>>28921495
>>28921620
thanks i'll look at both

>>28921571
do you do this type of thing? because i think you are spot on.

>>28921669
i feel i'm late to the game, i'd rather try another play. i just can't do it.

>> No.28921744

>>28921642
Can I find how to do this shit on youtube? Seems too good to be true though.

>> No.28921756

>>28921642
what the hell is selling calls

>> No.28921762

>>28921070
>If I made capital gains this year and I do my taxes next month do I pay that on my next years taxes or in a month when I do them?

lol similar situation here but as a capital LOSS.

Was wondering about this too.

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28921776

>55,000 in cash + equities, rising rapidly with new job
>50k in student debt (don't regret, got me to where I am)
Convince me to bother paying more than the minimum on my debt. I get more returns in the market than the interest and my net worth is positive so I can pay it off if there's some kind of disaster.

>> No.28921777
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28921777

Once again

Stock noob girl here.

If I made capital gains this year and I do my taxes next month do I pay that on my next years taxes or in a month when I do them?

I’ll post your name on my tits to whoever actually gives me an informative answer

>> No.28921802

>>28921688
We're not gonna make it fellow bobo.

>> No.28921821

>>28921777
tits first faggot

with timestamp

>> No.28921842

>>28921756
Lurk more faggot or just Google ffs you dumb nigger

>> No.28921843

>>28921777
Tits first with "#riptinny" written on them then you'll get your answer, whore

>> No.28921864

>>28921777
You're supposed to pay taxes on gains?

>> No.28921868

>>28921777
you pay taxes for the year you are filing, my name is titties.

>> No.28921873

>>28921642
I was just checking this out. I've been wheeling the TQQQ all this time and I could've been pulling fucking DOUBLE with SOXL what the literal everloving fuck

>> No.28921875

>>28921776
Unless the interest is compounding than you have no reason to. But that assumes of course that you're right about being able to consistently generate more revenue with those assets than the interest on your loan.

>> No.28921885

>>28921776
At this point fiscal responsibility is out the window. Fuck it.

>> No.28921902

>>28921777
Fuck off nigger

>> No.28921923

post your stock discord

>> No.28921933

>>28921777
If you owe you'll have to make arrangements with the IRS if you can't pay it back right away, just like you would get a return right away if you didn't owe, my name is nigger

>> No.28921945

>>28921777
https://www.irs.gov/businesses/small-businesses-self-employed/estimated-taxes

>> No.28921963

>>28921756
If you're interested, tell me what you know about options already and I'll give you a friendly rundown in the next thread

>> No.28921969

>>28921776
really interested to see if 10k gets passed for relief or not in a similiar situation but only 15k

>> No.28921999

>>28921963
I understand the concept behind options, paying a premium for a right to buy or sell at a future date, but i dont understand the covered calls term I've heard before

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>>28921744
>Can I find how to do this shit on youtube? Seems too good to be true though.
Here's a pretty decent channel for newbs https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfMiRVQJuTj3NpZZP1tKShQ
>>28921756
>what the hell is selling calls
Imagine you have 100 shares of glorious SOXL. Selling calls is where you sell somebody the right to buy your shares by a certain time for a certain price. These are the expiration date and strike price respectively. In my situation, I sell calls that expire in a month or less. Somebody pays me $2000 for the right to buy my SOXL for $900 a share anytime between now and March 19th. If the shares don't go over $900, I pocket the premium. If SOXL goes over $900, I have to sell my shares for that price.
>>28921873
Yep. There's a reason why I all in SOXL instead of TQQQ. More than just my love for semis

>> No.28922008

Don't forget about paying sales tax on all your sales of stocks.

>> No.28922046

>>28922008
HOW

>> No.28922053

>>28921963
>>28921999
I do own over 100 shares of TQQQ though, which I know you need for a 'covered call'

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>>28922008
Never.

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>>28922008
>Don't forget about paying sales tax on all your sales of stocks.
This. steady as she goes, take no chances *sip*

>> No.28922100

>female anon here
Everybody loses their minds and the entire thread is derailed, simp harder

>> No.28922114

>>28922053
>>28921999
Someone needs to sell you the right to buy the option. If you sell covered calls you're the one getting the premiums

>> No.28922123

>>28921200
ARBKF is ground floor right now, don't be a dumbass

>> No.28922128

>>28920551
Whats the deal with Chinese companies? Why did they all dip in 2018? Are they going up this year? Biden?

>> No.28922133

>>28921777
Next year's taxes, since next year's taxes cover any income from January to December of this year, whether it be from work or short term capital gains.

>> No.28922147

>>28922053
you dont buy the actual shares. If your on robinhood, you need a gold account to play with covered calls

>> No.28922177

>>28922128
and by dip i mean spike in 2018 and then dip

>> No.28922184

>>28919607
You live in Queen Anne? I’m right by there two blocks from the space needle except I’m ground floor

>> No.28922186

>>28922128
It was BTC ya dingus look wha thappen in 2018 fuckoing retard

>> No.28922214

New bread
>>28922206
>>28922206
>>28922206
>>28922206
>>28922206
>>28922206

>> No.28922227

>>28922147
if you are at the point where you are selling covered calls you prob need to get the fuck off ramenhood.

>> No.28922230

>>28922184
maybe you niggers can meet up and smoke crack together

>> No.28922246

>>28922184
>except I'm a poor miserable cuck

>> No.28922250

>>28922128
Listen here slick, The Big Guy is gonna end all this "America First" malarkey and get us to Build Back Better.

>> No.28922252

>>28922128
Probably Trump's trade war with China and the various tariffs that came from it?

>> No.28922274

>>28922147
having the shares is required for a covered call, thats literally the whole point
also you don't need RH gold for covered calls

>> No.28922283

>>28921777
You being a girl isnt going to get your question answered faster, cunt.

Tits or gtfo

>> No.28922322

>>28922147
Your boomer is showing gramps

>> No.28922337

>>28921642
Yea I’ll try that as soon as I have $75,000

>> No.28922381

>>28922186
looks correlated yes but they didnt all in did they?

>> No.28922389

>>28922230
Don’t be upset you live in a backwater while we live in one of the best neighborhoods in one of the nicest cities in America. Lmao you’re ngmi

>> No.28922393

>>28922337
SOXL is about to split 15:1. After that you should be able to get 100 shares for 5k

>> No.28922418

>>28920566
>especially with AI chip technology coming to the front
I have no idea how well that plays with pytorch and all that, but even if it can be taken advantage of without basically inventing CUDA-for-AI, the use case is still very niche to simply data scientists as opposed to the fucking CPU farms that AWS runs.
I think AI chip stuff is as big as the custom crypto mining rig stuff

>> No.28922442

>>28922250
i mean if this will cause china stock to go up then i know what the next big thing will be. money
>>28922252
thats what i was thinking aswell

>> No.28922468

>>28922381
what the fuck does that even mean you fucking idiot this wasnt 2020 wsb was not around

>> No.28922469

>>28922246
Nah I’m a startup engineer I live in a ground floor apartment on the corner instead of having to ride an elevator up with the plebs.

>> No.28922500

>>28920570
>The Philadelphia Semiconductor Index
What’s the ticker for this? It sounds dank for backtesting

>> No.28922592

>>28922418
>CUDA for AI
Yeah you’re larping here. CUDA is a machine learning library it is for AI. Lmao

>> No.28922605

>>28922469
you are the pleb anon, ground floor apartments are the cheapest for a reason

>> No.28922707

>>28922592
CUDA is an API for nvidia GPUs you retard, its not just for ML. Spotted the real larper

>> No.28922709

>>28922692

>>28922692

>>28922692

>> No.28922745

>>28922053
Alright yeah, selling covered calls means writing calls to open on a stock you already own. Basically:
-buy 100 TQQQ at $90/share
-sell call for strike $100
-receive $0.70/share up front
So now you've got essentially a short call position and a long equity position. The call is your obligation to sell your counterparty your shares for $100/share if the price of TQQQ goes above $100/share. Since the call is covered, selling at $100 is always profit. You only lose out on the opportunity to have sold for whatever higher market price, plus the main point that you are protected from having to buy the shares at whatever price they may have moved to before selling at $100, incurring potentially unlimited real losses - the danger of naked calls. If the price closes lower than the strike, the call expires and you keep the premium.
Finally, market dips can sink the cost of rebuying the call to nothing, at which point you can close out your obligation early and take the profit. This also means that you've got some leeway to see if any correction is a crash - your stocks lose value, but your call position covers some of it.

The only big risk is unlimited opportunity loss, but that's not actually a threat of losing money.

>> No.28922769

i fucked up im drunk migrate

>> No.28922778

>>28922707
Except CUDA is literally a library for matrix operations (machine learning) on Nvidia GPUs. I’m not the one larping here

>> No.28922897

>>28922605
>t. Dude who doesn’t live in a city

People kill for their own front door in the middle of the city idiot. You’ll know this once you graduate high school and have to live on the 8th floor and dream about being able to open your own door and let the fresh air come in. Ngmi

>> No.28923027

>>28922778
its not just a library for matrix operations, and even then matrix operations have way more applications than ML
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CUDA
learn to read
>>28922897
I live in San Francisco, ground floor apartments are for people who want smell dog/homeless shit and pee when they open the window

>> No.28923068

>>28922389
lol are you fucking serious