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Your dying mother has just given you 5000$ Anonymous Tue Feb 16 19:52:25 2021 No.28909301 [Reply] [Original]

She says “Son, this is all I have. I am passing it on to you. Please invest this into your interconnectivity web tokens. Make sure you profit 50x before I die so we can at least have a nice funeral”
She’s dying in 3 months.

what coin (coins) do you buy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 19:53:42 2021 No.28909368 What kind of funeral costs $250K

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 19:55:09 2021 No.28909443 File: 1.01 MB, 1920x1080, mfw.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28909301

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 19:56:47 2021 No.28909518 >>28909301 Blow the $5000 by paying the whore in your pic to fuck me

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 19:57:08 2021 No.28909545 File: 13 KB, 225x225, 7898977664.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://vocaroo.com/1eIdFBMGDkuW

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 19:57:29 2021 No.28909569 >>28909301 all in pnk

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 19:57:53 2021 No.28909595 >>28909301 I just find that man you posted and spent it on him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 19:58:26 2021 No.28909635 >>28909301 ALL MEN ARE PIGS

Anonymous Tue Feb 16 19:58:37 2021 No.28909653

>>28909301
I say "Mom, this is all I have. I am passing it on to you. Please invest this into your interconnectivity web tokens. Please do not spend a cent on my funeral. I will sell my organs to aid you further. I will even try to take down some politicians for money and justice. Do not let my death be in vain. I am truly sorry".

I promise to die after her. I no longer promise to clone her or make a child from my genes in her honor. I am not capable and this burden helps no one.

OP... did you feel like posting another hypothetical or did something happen in your life to post this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 19:58:53 2021 No.28909669 >>28909301 Is that my dying mother? If so I'll take a blowjob instead of the 5k

Anonymous Tue Feb 16 19:59:32 2021 No.28909708

$SALE

1-2m marketcap and only 400-500 holders.

Working product and roadmap
https://dxsale.network/

Partnerships with Matic/Polygon and zil
https://mobile.twitter.com/0xPolygon/status/1361711039428005894

TrustSwap is 100m market cap. It does what TrustSwap does staking, locking and swaps. But is also going to have the ability to launch tokens directly from it, farming, and an NFT mechanism. It won’t only be used on the ETH chain either, it’s built blockchain agnostic. It’s going to be used across multiple chains, they already have partnerships with ZIL and now Matic/Polygon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:01:42 2021 No.28909837 File: 18 KB, 554x554, 1611505968680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28909595 Sadly she has a real vagina, it would be so hot if she had a penis tho :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:02:49 2021 No.28909901 >>28909301 What a stupid prompt. Fuck off thotposter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:03:52 2021 No.28909955 >>28909901 Learn how to touch your penis loser!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:04:04 2021 No.28909968 >>28909301 I use ethereum and buy shitcoins and pay exhorberant gas fees losing it all. I then shoot myself in the heart and join mom.

Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:05:28 2021 No.28910042
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>>28909301
Put 75% into a minor shitcoin and spend the rest on a hive of Reddit accounts and ~$100 a day into upvote slaves (https://boostupvotes.com or spend a few hundred on a bot from BHW) to shill it. With Gamestop dead Redditors are thirsty for the next hype train and fake upvotes/accounts make it easy.
Bonus points if you have enough left over to buy some Discord bots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:05:28 2021 No.28910043 >>28909301 Link

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:06:12 2021 No.28910098 >>28909955 Learn how to think with your brain instead of your dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:06:56 2021 No.28910148 >>28909901 ngl can feel the rage in your post from self-realizing that a woman like OP’s pic wouldn’t even acknowledge your existence even if you both were stuck in an elevator for 6 hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:07:10 2021 No.28910164 File: 8 KB, 259x194, 243523465678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28909955 SNORT WAOHW SNORT WAOHW SNORT WAOHW SNORT WAOW WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:07:21 2021 No.28910171 >>28910042 Are you actually doing this? Shill me the coin anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:08:41 2021 No.28910247 >>28909518 She (?) should fuck you? WIth what, her (?) penis? Or a strap-on? Or do you mean financially?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:09:30 2021 No.28910293 File: 355 KB, 759x1052, wcosplay-wobbuffet_by_jallou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wynaut

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:10:49 2021 No.28910364 >>28909301 My mother isn't leaving me shit in her will. Not that I care taking her money, but still.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:10:58 2021 No.28910380 >>28910098 Brain sends signals to it. Take viagra softcock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:13:08 2021 No.28910486 >>28909301 https://riseprotocol.io/#

Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:13:53 2021 No.28910538

>>28910171
No specific coin right now but it's remarkably easy to shill on Reddit. If you have any tact and own some good high karma accounts + an upvote farm with real humans you can easily get front page. Everyone is looking for the next Dogecoin and enough fake accounts and upvotes turn the hype into reality before you dump.
Every single one of these coin's market caps is built around a hype train right now and it's very easy to fake that online, esp. if the coin is thinly traded and you can actually pump the price up to start.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:15:08 2021 No.28910600 >>28909443 what happened here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:15:41 2021 No.28910629 >>28909837 Why are you a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:16:35 2021 No.28910671 >>28909443 why does a guy who obviously never got laid posses a sex swing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:17:07 2021 No.28910696 >>28909301 bitch I don't need your lunch money gtfo

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:17:36 2021 No.28910723 File: 27 KB, 351x351, elon-phone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28909301 >what coin do you buy? any but i adjust my leverage ratio using a form of kelly criterion

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:17:42 2021 No.28910734 >>28910600 he got spawn-camped in diablo

Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:19:54 2021 No.28910848

>>28910538
If you have experience with advertising and even a group and you're willing to help me then I have like 2 to 3 great ideas which reddit, /biz/ and everyone would be all over. 2 of them are just stylistic choices from which you can just deploy any generic ERC20 well BEP20 NFT.
Third one is harder to make because it's never been tried before, but it fixes the problem with deflationaries having naturally low volume just like staking coins. I only ask of 150k usd total to make_it and hope we can make these projects reach 50M marketcap.
You got an email I can contact you at?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:22:59 2021 No.28911025 >>28910148 I literally couldn't care less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:32:40 2021 No.28911605 >>28910600 Obvious fake le streamer overreaction for clips and YouTube.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:34:04 2021 No.28911677 >>28909301 LYXe its a no brainer since reverse ICO ends today and this will be the first ETH 2.0 project even before ETH launches itself because of shards but you probably wont listen anyway there you go faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:44:36 2021 No.28912326 Oof, gravity is going to get that one big time in a fee years

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:48:36 2021 No.28912562 >>28909301 Doge coin and dont look back lol...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:49:30 2021 No.28912625 File: 243 KB, 680x709, aaf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28909635

Don’t nut to thot demons save (...) Tue Feb 16 20:52:13 2021 No.28912777
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>>28909301
Interesting image given the subject is about someone who is going to pass away. Coomers really shouldn’t make threads. Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/9ZuY0ddXXhs
https://youtu.be/n859JePNKfY
https://youtu.be/6yHae6zA4ZM

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:52:51 2021 No.28912819 >>28909635 oink, post tits

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:54:25 2021 No.28912916 >>28912777 lucky trips of truth

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 20:56:50 2021 No.28913053 File: 53 KB, 675x1200, 1582072303176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >XMR >she dies, I HODL

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