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Picture this, you wake up one morning like you normally do. You stretch, brush your teeth and check blockfolio. In horror, you see that bitcoin fell 99% bringing down all alts with it. What do you do?

>> No.28907638

>>28907323
take out a loan and buy everything.

>> No.28908051

>>28907323
Go on /biz/ and waste another day, as always

>> No.28909034

>>28907323
Post red wojacks and buy bitcoin

>> No.28909081

>>28907638
this. buy the dip.

>> No.28909083

>>28907638
This. Long BTC with 1000x margin on a 10k loan. They cant collect money from a dead man with no family

>> No.28909107

>>28907323
Buy more. Obviously.

>> No.28909201
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>>28907323
accoomulate

>> No.28909227

Hold and wait

>> No.28909251

>>28907323
Buy more LINK but also go straight to /biz/ to laugh at the catalog of pink wojaks

>> No.28909299

use my pajeet shill army to FUD BTC on /biz/, reddit, facebook, and medium news outlets so i can accumulate all of the BTC
become a trillionaire EOW

>> No.28909310

>>28907323
take a loan and buy as much crypto as I can

>> No.28909317
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This >>28907638, and post pink wojaks just for fun

>> No.28909420

>>28907323
Cancel all my plans and spend the day shitposting

>> No.28909504

Buy as much as humanly possible

>> No.28909536

Picture this, you sold way to early because you're not as clever as you think you are. You spend your days posting bobo threads on 4chan but deep down you know you missed the oppurtunity of a lifetime.That rope is looking more tempting everyday. What do you do?

>> No.28909554
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Then dump as much money as I possibly can into all major crypto options

>> No.28909564

Get dressed and go to work.

>> No.28909625
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>>28909420
They asked for you, Anon

>> No.28909681

>>28907323
Liquidate all my physical access. Cut my hair and sell it to black women at a premium and then buy as much BTC & LINK as I could

>> No.28909706

>>28909554
where do you trade crypto options

>> No.28909758

>>28909706

No like, my available options to choose from as far as crypto goe-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28909793

Lol in your dreams bobo i bought asko

>> No.28909807

>>28907323
Get dressed nicely and drive slowly into a lake

>> No.28909817

>>28907323
I would cash out because my 50x short would be worth billions

>> No.28909881

i feel blessed that my stop loses didn't cuck me and i haven't been scamwicked for once

>> No.28909880

>>28907638
This

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28909969

>>28907638
>>28909081
>>28909083
>>28909107
>>28909201
>>28909310
>>28909504
>>28909554
How will you buy more when Biden outlaws crypto?

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That basically happens every day for the past 3 days.

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>>28909969
By not living in an orwellian hellhole ran by a demented man and a literal nigger cunt

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>>28909969
im not in burgerland

>> No.28911343

>>28907323
prob just buy more since it will go back to original price in 2 weeks and pump further more

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>>28910877
>>28911059
Sorry boys, America sets the rules for the world.

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28912398

>>28912303
>be american
>download torrent
>orwellian ISP blocks your internet access
>get shot

>> No.28913520

>>28912303
cringe