/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28893640
I’ll bite. Hey Mike, those are worth a fuckload and you shouldn’t send them anywhere. You’re rich af. Enjoy.
t. Last honest man on biz

>go to binance website
>make account
>now you have an address
>???
>send bitcoins to your own address
now it's on binance and not on your computer, happy?

Delete the sys32.exe file, it will remove all buttcorns from your PC.

>>28893640
Hey Mike,

You can copy this address exactly and send it here. I'll make sure no filthy chinaman gets their hands on your coins.

bc1qmqcwhmew3gsegl2jfwu7uvusdugva7ksm5tj9n

Thank,
Tim

>>28893640
I know you probably just want to get newfags banned for begging, but if it is an honest question you should open an account on some exchange and sell it. It is worth more than 3m $

>>28893640
1GJMLvJim9HnVSnCqnSCpPvzjwKNCuxVVC

You can send them to me if you want fren

what's up uncle moshe

>>28893640
this is clearly a larp. but i could actually imagine some retard boomer doing this, and never realizing how much money he threw away.

No boomer who didnt know what buttcorns were would come to biz and make a thread.
4/10 larp, got me to reply

>>28893743
>>28893817
Its funny how there are still some honest anons left.

>>28893640
Looks pretty bad Mikey. Better send it to this address before them indian hackers get to ya. I'll hold em for you.

16e8S7BpQAyG1CRa5Ak7pWiGK57Trv4cqx

Your welcome.

>>28893817
Let us know how it goes, tim

>>28893640
Hey Mike,

bc1qddy6c8xkznec0dmvahax5xeapfhtejwfhdtdrz

you can just send it here! Maybe 0.5 or 1.

>>28893817
>>28893975
>>28894131
I'll send you my worthless scam coins,

>>28893640

Grats on making it fren. But if your purse does get too heavy you can always throw some here.

0x4B102b3Eae8036097e889e89e70ccdBa1fbd83C5

>>28893640
if this is real go to coinbase and buy the smallest unit of btc you can. then use send/receive after a couple days I think they hold you to 7 days and then send the coins you have from your computer to your coinbase wallet address. at that point sell them and be sure you save the money you'll need for taxes

>>28893640
make an OP_RETURN transaction it is only way to be sure nobody will steal your coins

>>28893640
On the off chance this is real, congrats mike, you are a millionaire now and can buy some chinawoman if you want. Just sell it on some exchange and good luck.

>>28893935
>if it’s an honest question

>>28895682
Sorry, i am from Poland so i automatically get +5 retardation at birth

>>28893640
treating this as real even though I know it's a troll:
DO NOT send them to any address in this thread

if you want to sell, make an account on Coinbase
then send a very small test transaction to make sure it arrives, then do a few small transactions

back up your bitcoin wallet onto a few USBs, store securely, and write the seed phrase down in a secure location

This is a safe address to dispose your BTC to

bnasdkjufbnuionskdj

Why does everyone respond seriously? The fuck

Sorry for taking so long to get back to you fellas, this web forum sure does move fast, I had trouble finding my thread.

I sure don't know what's up with all these folks posting funny addresses like adg6g36g7827gd236762gd6g2 and the like, I got my neighbor Bill to come over and take a look, and he reckons that these might be Chinamen addresses or something. He worked for the USPS for 30 years, so I reckon he knows a thing or two about these things. Dang Chinamen spies infesting a good ol' American website.
Anyhow, I digress, please do forgive me.
Anyhow, Bill tells me that he heard about the bitcon on Fox, and that they're worth money, so I'm going to just ask Pastor Williams at the Calvary Baptist Church to see if he can use them instead. Hopefully it'll pay for some roof repairs.
Thank you friends.
Mike.

>>28893640
Give them to me.

THIS BOARD IS TOAST
ITS OVER OLDBIZ PACK ER UP

>>28893817
You done goofed. Now the cyberpolice will backtrace your address.

>>28897358
Based Christian brother. Have a good day friend.

>>28893640
Get a coin base account. Move them in, cash them out, pay your taxes. Gratz you are a millionaire.

>>28896724
>one day, Moshe will be for real

Guys, I think I have found a very promising coin. It has nothing to do with this thread, but I just want to help. ALWAYS DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH! It has a low market cap and it is still undiscovered, HYVE.
Please do your own research and don't trust me this easily. But do your own research and earn some easy money. Dont be a sleeping sheep, but be the smart one. https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/hyve

>>28893817
Hi Tim

>>28897617
holy shit, will consequences ever be the same?

>>28896724
Newfags, redditors

>>28897358
inb4 Pastor Williams starts showing up to sermons in a brand new Jag

>>28897358
1/10 die in hell faggot

>>28896004
Imagine being this new

>>28896004
>reddit is still here after GME is over
god that website really does raise the biggest brainlets