/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28867239
Same as everyone on 4chan

Perfectly normal
Perfectly healthy

>>28867239
Anyone else get rock hard when their gf has slightly smelly armpits? Always makes me wanna fuck her brains out for some reason

pls be bait

>>28867239
>virgin
You have no idea how lucky you are that you never had sex, cause once you did it you cant go a few days whitout it. Driving me nuts

>>28867431
Yeah about that, it changes quickly when you grow up

>>28867239
Well fren, i would suggest to stop wasting time. You can achieve so much if you just start using your time wisely. Why be a loser, when you can be a winner?

>>28867401
>>28867363
>>28867303
>>28867357
>>28867431
I watch porn and jack off after I check my portfolio every day, with the dopamine from my gains combined with the pleasure of beating my meat gives me pure ecstasy

>>28867363
Somewhat same here.
But what really drives me nuts is when I caress my gfs hands and they have tiny black hair on them.
Idk bro its just fucking cute, I want to hug her so much that I would hurt her.

>>28867239
based and feral

>>28868510
>>28867564
cope

>>28869017
whoops accidental reply sorry anon that called me feral

>>28867571
ur addicted just stop. ur dopamine levels are fucked retard u will want to kill urself when u hit 25. eat healthy get some sunlight and work out or ur ngmi

>>28867571
You're so fucked lmao

>>28867239
the worst part is that you have a 5k networth
if you had 500k like me youd be based

>>28870104
No

>>28867239
You are going to make it

>>28870207
I bought the right coin it will be 500k this year

>>28867571
>thinks he ever experience ecstasy without taking the pill

>Lives alone
>Less than 2k net worth including the shit inside his rental property
>Spends most his money on his animals.

>>28867239
>25
>virgin
>137 USD networth
>manlet
>12 years without friens

>>28867239
>>I smell my armpits while I masturbate
Reaching levels of based never thought possible

>>28867239
I was looking for copium, but you made me feel better about myself, thanks OP. Take a fucking shower now.

>>28870417
>Spends most his money on his animals.
wholesome

>>28870662
They keep showing up... and I can't be a dick so I've got a personal pokemon collection.

>>28870745
i hope you make it fren

Buy CLF

>>28870825
I got my pets, honestly means more to me than money so I already have.

>>28867431
all my sexual encounters were fucking terrible and put me off women for life, I'd rather jack off

>>28871098
Yeah I agree, sex is overrated af, after 30 when you orgasm you heart will pound so hard it feels like it's gonna explode and you'll be sickly for a bit.

Stay a virgin.

>>28867239
>>28867571
I hear Warren Buffet has the same investment strategy. Godspeed

>>28867564
this
so much this
just grow up 6 inches bro
just grow bigger dick
and if that doent work, just bee urself, like bee happy with who you are :^) I'm sure you'll find some loving roas...I mean tradgirl

>>28872255
checked

>>28867239
Showering is easy actually.

>>28870482
im pretty much you but 26 and black. The virgin part is mostly voluntary though. I've had many girls hit on me in the past.

>>28873417
getting that armpit smell is not eaau kido

>>28867239
at least you're still White, right anon?

>>28870104
> 24
> jerking it to porn almost daily for nearly 14 years
> want to die
checks out

unfortunately

>>28867571
I thought myself a coomer once. I used to jack off a lot, even tho I live with my gf. Every time I got a chance, I would coom. One weekend she was visiting her parents overnight, and on a whim I decided to test eating cannabis. As an amateur I ate kinda too big amount (don’t have tolerances what so ever). The thing is, that I realized just porn was like baby version of cooming. The true coomer experience requires much more raw audiovisual stimulation. There is no going back after you’ve experienced the drug fueled euphoria of jacking off to diashow flashimg facebook pics of you wife’s sister while your ears are assaulted by 10 open joi vids on different browser tabs, all merged into one with a music track from youtube from a singer you never realized was so full of sex before. Oh, and cooming like that until you are physically unable to coom any more. The problem is I’d want to share this feeling with my friends or my gf, but how could I ever?

>>28867239
just stay in NEEThood anon
its pointless to build your life up from scratch in a situation like yours. i was in a similar one, and its pointless trust me. your life was long destined for a different path

You're young and stupid and not on the right fucking board

>>28867431
I have not had sex for 3 years and I am fine with it. Girls take up way to much energy. NOT WORTH IT.

Let's see
>21
Yep
>virgin
Me too
>5k networth
Yes, me too
>manlet
Hell no, thank god.
>living with parents
No
>I didn't shower for the last 2 months
No
>I smell my armpits while I masturbate
What the fuck

>>28871269
That's not normal

I don't get the last two. Why don't you shower? Is the shower not working?

Im 42, 120,000 dollars in debt, live with my father in his basement, and every morning I expect to find him dead as he has major breathing problems from a lifetime of smoking and sometimes I hear him waking up, gasping for air. I have no GF, have not had sex for 10 years, am overwight with most of the weight going to my stomach, handles, and tits. I'm balking as well.

Could always be worse, OP.

>>28874746
smell of my armpit is the only way I am able to coom

>>28867363
Yes