/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28825660
Will we get more great stuff out of the gme shit or is it over already? Will we get a gme suicide wave?

lel

Can't sleep...have 35k in pltr at 31 avg. Earnings has to be good right

My portfolio is as follows:
>CCIV
>ZOM
>CTRM
>HCMC
Am I gonna have a good week bros?

Ah yes, 4 /smg/ threads again, as it should be

Where's the /smg/ update, Rocker?

>>28825740
>Earnings has to be good right
If they're good, the stock goes down. Are you new to this?

>>28825660
Serious question guys
What's gonna happen when the market opens on Tuesday?

>>28825788
>>28825825
Tinny and John gone, plus an imposter for each? What has become of /smg/

>>28825750
If by good you mean disastrous and by week you mean life, sure buddy

>Lum is life
https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura

Breaking up 15k tomorrow between JD, SU, and a third meme stock I have yet to decide on. Thoughts lads?

OPEN UP THE MARKETS YOU BASTARDS I WANT TO MAKE SOME GAINS

>>28825919
futures are all green

>>28825921
What are the odds that tinny is alive?

>watching the series when this Lumkino exists

>>28825931
You seem to forget we're in a meme market, boomer.
Also, these picks aren't even bad nigger

>>28825994
If dubs tinny is alive

>non-market hours
>still can't stop splitting threads
retards..

>>28825956
Buy BYD, Xiaomi or Teradyne. All very good stocks.

>>28826033
And 3 days later he has arisen!

>>28826033
if dubs, cancel his dubs

>ATAO

>>28826033
I guess he's alive then, Tinny you can come out now, please re-enable your youtube channel I never watched your schizo kino

>>28825660
All of the investment gurus on youtube are fucking ridiculous. Some of them I respect like Best of Us or Financial Education but then there are others that just advocate meme stocks. It's fucking braindead.

>>28825662
>>28825662
>>28825662
real thread

>>28826061
I've actually been mulling Xiaomi before I posted that, no joke. I need to do more research on this Xiaomi/US drama though.

SOS god kings report in

>>28825750
>tfw find another ZOMChad
We gon be rich.

A toast to whoever shilled my (real) thread in the anime /smg/

can we use the anime tiddies one?

>>28825971
Market opens in 12 hrs

Smg needs a new hero. Also, open the fucking markets.

>>28826114
Buy OSMT faggot

First to 50 is real thread

>>28826168
Yes, once we reach the march deadline we will

>>28826149
Your post number is higher.

CAN YOU FUCKING RETARDS STOP MAKING NEW THREADS BEFORE THE PREVIOUS THREAD HITS 300?

The market isn't even open holy shit.

>>28826033
tinny is really alive

>They bake for free

>Best Chinese investments:
BILI, WIMI, BIDU, TCEHY, BABA, GDS, NIO, TIGR, PDD, EH, RYCEY

>My favorite Chinese ETF’s:
CWEB, YINN

Divest from America. Invest in China. Taiwan is a province of the People’s republic of China, so TSM is a Chinese company. Remember to say “thank you daddy Xi!” to secure your gains. Amerilards tongue my anus

>>28826149
fuck you this one was made first you faggot thread splitter, you should have the decency to delete yours, now you're just as bad as the tranny

>>28826202
rabbihood user detected

>>28826269
NEW THREAD
>>28826269
NEW THREAD
>>28826269
NEW THREAD

>>28826239
sniff

>>28826033
>>28826279
do you want to send a message?

>>28826149
Get back in your tranny thread.

>>28826279
If he's alive why hasn't he posted here? Until proven otherwise, tinny is dead.

>>28825662
>>28825662
>>28825662
real thread this one is for retards

>>28826301
>no JD
>no BYD
>no xiaomi
your list is SHIT, nigger shill
kill yourself

>>28826312
Schwab

>>28826365
tell him to come here and prove he's not dead, because not even the kpop retards have seen him

>>28826365
tell him that smg knows he voted for Biden which is a massive Trump 4d chess move on his part, also call him a faggot

>>28825367
>>28825608
>but.. but.. redd*t is buying it!!

>>28826404
THIS ONE WAS MADE FIRST YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER

I hope tomorrow is kinda red. I wanna bag more cheapies. Also wanna dump more into my total market fund. I'm glad I own T. He owns the HP series. Some of my favorite films. I liked the books when I was a teen. I liked the films as a young adult. The only bad thing is fuck anymore whenever I watch one, even the last, it reminds me of just how much time's gone by.

>>28826365
Tell him to make sure to take his meds.

>>28825662
>>28825662
>>28825662
Last chance to migrate before I summon the janny

Crbp and gte bros who's here with me for a most excellent week

MNKD
,
,
LCTX
,
,
ADXS

maybe?

>>28826050
The shills get paid extra for running the threads.

>>28826536
Good luck bro, I sold at a loss and don’t regret it

Guys, I did a soft troll in the dgtw stocktwits and i got messaged so many times. They are in cope mode kek

>>28826580
You gonna go call mommy?
What a fag

>>28826580
Jannies won't do shit, they have no incentive to delete duplicate threads since we don't pay them

>SOS
>Buying a stock that's already up 300% within a month
Enjoy your gains but I'm not holding your bags.

>>28826725
that's the spooky ghost stock right?

NEW THREAD
>>28818073

>>28818073

>>28818073

>>28826033
He hath spoken!

>>28826365
tell ‘em that scoopsies comin’ home

DEAD THREAD
OP you lost, should have posted anime

>>28826404
This the thread which has proven that Tinny is alive, so no

>>28826806
I get it and am not trying to shill. I’m gambling that their crypto mining operation isn’t fully priced in yet.

>>28826806
literal retard

You are missing the hype train and will be left out by Tuesday aat 10:45

Don't miss the opportunity of a lifetime in silver stocks. Doug Casey shows in "Crisis Investing" that the AVERAGE microcap silver stock went up A HUNDRED AND FIFTY TIMES IN PRICE when silver doubled in the '60s. If silver goes to $1000, that's not a double but nearly 40x!

Bayhorse Silver has a serious chance of going 100x at $50 silver on the basis of their production capability vs market cap. Get in quickly.

>>28825994
I come back and see Kek has worked his magic. He's figuring out how to get his life in order

I SUMMON THE GHOST OF TINNY TO THIS THREAD
DEAREST EARLY DEPARTED TINNY, IMPART YOUR KNOWLEDGE FROM THE AFTERLIFE
WHAT IS TRUMPS NEXT 26D CHESS MOVE AND WHY ARE KOREANS JAWS SO FUCKED UP THEY HAVE TO GET THEM SHAVED OFF

>>28827054
Silver is the only play I have lined up this week, round two of retard rumble

HYLN yes or no? thinking of buying some

>>28826954
scoops you’re the only tripfag I like and I feel like we are frens. how’s the break from the stripper?

>>28825152
p/e < 15 , p/s less than or equal to 1, cash on hand, manageable debt, value of assets (land, mines, property, equipment, etc) relative to market cap

>>28827121
I'm sending my energy to (you)

>>28827188
I like RKG. I also like imagining her frozen to her wheelchair in Texas.

>>28827054
Silver has absolutely no practical use that other and cheaper materials cant cover. Why do so many fall for the silver jew?

>>28826033
TINYYYY TINYY TIN TIN TINNYBOY

Some of you are alright don't go to the markers tomorrow

I hate niggers.
I hate jews.
i hate chinks.
i hate women.

>>28827158
It's been going down since the SPAC merger

>>28827338
Part of me wants to say this is bullshit, but the other part of me is trying to order rope before it's too expensive.

>>28827338
Gonna exit tsla as soon as that shit opens

>>28827422
yeah but looks like it bottomed out and reversed
i'm looking to buy low and sell high sir

Tomorrow will be a blessed day for all

>>28827003

Fuck Chinese are ruining the environment with these farms. At least Canadian crypto miners are using hydro power.

>>28827901
BUMP

>>28827386
too much work
rethink
reroute
try again

>>28827054
already have a lot of bayhorse which i bought last week, news about the production deal in a few weeks will send it to the moon

PLTR to $100 EOM. Deus Vult.

>>28827386
GMI
>>28828012
ngmi

>>28827338
I'm willing to go to 0 to see that shit happen.

>>28826806
Not saying it'll happen with SOS, but people said the same thing with MARA when it started its run.

>>28827292
Precious metals are the crypto of meatspace.

>>28827941
Only fags care about the environment. Earth recovered from the object from space that hit it and covered the atmosphere in smoke for hundreds of years. It can sustain a chink crypto mine.

/clfbro on twitch

>>28826033
tinny is alivez!

>>28828012
Nigger

>>28828144
It's the other way around, but yeah.

>>28828173
Stop bypassing my filter you fucking nigger

>>28828173
Link to trannie's twitch?

^faggot

>>28828173

>>28828251
mad rude

>>28825660
$RSSV BUY NOW

what should I buy tomorrow?

>>28828280
What is this

>>28828322
>$
Go back.

>>28827901
except $PLTR holders

>>28828322
No, tell me what it is first. You know like you were actually shilling it. I'm drunk I'm not looking for your shit ticker, so shill it faggot

>>28828339
that's the CLFtranny, who is also the REFR and the KTOV shill

>>28828339
That's CLF tranny, formerly REFR tranny, formerly KTOV tranny.

>>28828173
someone find his house and throw a brick at his bong and playstation

i love her bros

https://www.twitch.tv/imuffinsx3

I don't know what ktov is, I didn't buy that shit, this board sucks

>>28828077
Based SOS god king. Also, checkers

>>28826033
based Tinny

>>28828525

This is the top...

>>28828587
good get the fuck out and never come back then, we all hate you and you're going to have something like this>>28828488 happen to you eventually

We are all going to make it and I'm tired of pretending we won't.

>>28828587
Formerly Chuck's

>>28828488
His cabin in minecraft is near Cumberland mall, Georgia off of 285

Is buying a soxl tomorrow stupid
I sold everything except my pltr and nok last week because crows at work told me to but the crows in the forest where I walk said all good so I have 2k to throw around tomorrow

>The clf tranny stream

>>28828625

>>28828729
Not the case anon, you're acting like a tough guy and it doesn't make any sense, chill your rolls

>>28828794
>georgia
>tranny
I refuse to believe he either lives in georgia or is a tranny because we don’t do that shit in georgia.

shill me an ETF and tell me why it's any good

>>28828897
JPXN because the Nikkei 225 is gonna start flying for the rest of the year.

I have the next 10x. Penny stock that will moon with the market crash. I will only say if I get dubs though

>>28828885
Uh anon, have you been to Atlanta? I'm sorry but Georgia has fallen.
>t. lives in Duluth

>>28828982
SNDL to da moon, trust me bro ;)

>>28828997
We both know Atlanta isn’t real georgia or macon for that matter

>>28828897
BST
run by BlackRock (largest asset manager in the world)
'stable' ETF with better returns than SPY / QQQ
if you like dividends, BSTZ for monthly dividends (slightly smaller overall growth, even if you invested all the dividends back in)
test it against other ETFs
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/
if you're not willing to go for higher leverage ETFs, it's a good choice - I think that Scoop's kelly criterion ~2x portfolio is ideal though

>>28828968
>JPXN
it's at ATH

>>28826612
Been holding ADXS since 40ish cents and I have no idea why but one of my better fugue state purchases.

>>28829060
too bad, I almost wanted to post it. Its not on Tendie. SNDL is a decent stonk for its volatility but its iffy

>>28829148
>'stable' ETF with better returns than SPY / QQQ
better than QQQ? You got a single fact to sauce that up?

>>28828997
My Duluth cousin
>t. lives in Duluth, MN

>>28828331
bayhorse silver (bhs, kxplf)

>>28825750
I have
>ROKU
that's it.

>>28829260
I literally provided the source for you in my post
>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>>28828897
NERD
The söylent will forever need to consume.

>>28828863
kill yourself faggot

>>28828897
SOXL
line go up

>>28829195
Since you seem cool, I'll tell you the truth. I bought puts on it. Reddit should dump for me

Hard to chose between HCMC and DGTW

Put in to GRST during the dip last Friday. Dunno about the others like the above but I feel this rehab stock is the comfier ride to exponential gains without getting memed to death and put to HARD SELL once it "trends" on normie sites

>>28829273
Hello fellow Minnesotan
>t. lives in an even worse city in Minnesota

So is it best to sell at open and buy at night?

>>28826584
Already picking out my Ferrari.

>>28829432
buy at 13:01

>>28829432
in general, yes - for decades that has been true
however, I've read some articles over the past 6 months that were arguing (with data) that hasn't been true in recent times
we're in unique times, so old adages may no longer be true

For me, it's $ARBKF.

Why did the Russel futures blast off to where they are now from around +.15% last I looked at them

>>28829175
That's because it tracks the Nikkei 225, which is at it's highest point in a decade. It's not a bad thing, Japan's economy is ripping. It's only going up.

>>28829676
>Japan's economy is ripping
sauce

>>28829788
They finally recovered from their crash in the 90's

>>28828997
>>28829273
>>28829403
hello frens, twin cities here

>>28829890
I mean their economy not their stock market.

>>28829788
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/japan-economy-clocks-double-digit-000613801.html

will ADMP moon tonight. they just signed a 40 Billion USD contract

>>28828226
Don't be rude
ur step dad loves your mom very much

>>28828897

Xop, xle

Oil good.

>>28828068
lol
baka
lmao
tmi
lol
gpn

>>28830231
not
gonna
make
it

I want to suck cock

Where do I check how stocks did in Europe today?

>>28830311

https://www.direxion.com/press-release/direxion-announces-forward-and-reverse-splits-of-five-etfs/
Might as well wait since I can't afford it right now.

>>28830325
Ngmi

Treasury yields go up because they need to incentivize buying bonds because everyone bought stocks instead of bonds which causes everyone to sell stocks and buy bonds which causes stocks to go down and yields to go down which cause everyone to sell bonds to buy stocks which causes yields to go up. Did I get that right?

>>28830371
yahoo finance

Yo where's the guy who said the CRBP lupus treatment might actually work

t. CRBP shill super drunk reading archive

>>28830325
Here hold on a sec

>>28828173
I am reading here that you are a faggot

Anything to buy tomorrow or just wait to see if there’s dips?

>>28830325
stop watching porn and youll stop wanting that.

>>28830546

CLF

I hold both MGC and QQQM but I realized that their top 10 holdings have a lot of overlap. Would selling MGC to buy BRK/B be a wise move?

>>28830587
fuck off you samefagging fat cunt

crash is tomorrow right?

Here's another try to get into the bizcord

>>28828400
especially PLTR holders*

>>28829386
>DGTW
I can't tell if you are memeing but you really want to invest in a company that has 5 potential CEOs to date and shares office space with another company that had 2 of the biggest serial killers in the last 20 years?

Buy CLF you stupid niggers

How can I permafilter CLF tranny

>>28826143
I only watch The Walrus Street

i've been watching clips of texas power lines exploding, people being pancaked on freeways, pipes bursting, people freezing to death, etc.
is this bullish?

CLF

Someone pulled the fire alarm in my casino hotel

>>28830587
It's a damn shame that because of the association with CLF Tranny, everyone hates this stock. I actually do believe that this is a good boomer stock with comfy fundamentals.

Someone tried shilling "MTL-" is it bogus?

>>28830630
Check out QQQN

>>28830566
checked and kek'd

>>28830728
Kill in minecraft

>>28830776
Sorry that was my mixtape

Shill me your options plays. If I don't make this back within a month I'll be homeless.

>>28830490
Not sure its about incentives but more about whether people think its safe to invest in the market or not. Probably all the news about stimulus and infrastructure spending has people thinking line will go up and bonds (america paying up in the future) arent work it. Thats my brainlet take anyways.

>>28830728
I have the world CLF filtered and filter any image that retard posts

>>28830824
GME puts

>>28830824
what lost you the money? weed stocks?

>>28830824
This is your average options trader. Dont be like that.

>>28830824
Yes, another blood sacrifice for the continued bull run.

>>28826308
>implying that anon was the thread baker
wow sweetie thread splitting makes you THAT mad? Please buy my REFR bag sir

>>28830824

I never have to see any of that faggot ever again.

>>28830776
you dont say

>>28830824
Calls of ROPE

>>28830750
PWR benefits yet again.

what's the play tomorrow lads? won't be waging because of weather so it'll be my chance to fully dive into the market and see this shit firsthand

>>28830908
meme stocks, then chasing losses with meme stock puts, then getting paper handed and selling at huge losses right before even bigger rebounds.

>>28830750
very bullish for Chinese stocks

>dollar in doldrums

Can someone give me a rundown of the ghost stocks??? Tell me about the haunted company shares. I’ll post more ghost girls if you do

>>28829907
>>28829273
What is cheapest place to live in MN that's within driving distance to South Saint Paul?
Gonna move out of my dad's place soon.

>>28830953
He still manages to sneak by when he doesn't the ticker name. I also filter every image that retard posts

>>28831007
SOS fren

>>28831072
It doesn't matter because the people replying to him mention the ticker and the entire comment chain gets filtered. It's sufficient.

>>28826168
Zomchad checking in. In @ 2.56....Will I be okay? How high do you think it could go

>>28831007
ARBKF

>>28831073
Should i do a call? or a put? or a call and a put?

>>28830824
3/12 PEP 140c
them and the 3/5's are like $40 a pop right now and could easily 5-10x

getting nervous bros

>>28830826
Yields increasing are associated with a crash, but yields increase because they need to raise demand for bonds because everyone is so mega bullish that they all bought stocks, so is that just saying that everyone capitulating to "line only goes up" means its the top?

>>28830877
>hockey
You're alright lumposter.
>>28831052
>CEO is dead
>Address is an alleyway
>Zero employees
>Zero physical assets
>State comptroller of California holds one (1) share
>Several people who died in the sinking of the titanic are major shareholders

>>28831009
youre gambling. i would recommend longer dated calls on a good sector and just hold. youll find that youll make more than day trading because stocks only go up over time

im lost from another thread, we still all in lean hogs or nah?

>>28825919
It goes higher of course.

Stocks go up. Printer goes brr

how much debt is a lot of debt

>>28831193
Lol I clicked that stream after you posted it. Is she still dancing?

>>28831284
Well the US government is over 20 trillion dollars in debt and they consider that to be fine so as long as you're below that it's not a lot of debt.

哔哩哔哩(゜-゜)つロ干杯~-bilibili

>>28831284
doesn't exist when you have enough nukes to wipe out the world 30 times

>>28830824
Maybe some long dated OXY calls? Oil is on its way up, and OXY should be fairly volatile.

>>28831193
link stream

>>28831009
You need a hard and defined strategy. You need to set rules for yourself. You are just whipping wildly based off emotions alone.

Look at yourself right now. You expect to make this back in a month, and you're asking us how you can gamble it back. You haven't learned a single thing

>>28831340
yes

>>28831052
>>28831222
Also the ceos name is an anagram of bram stoker

>>28826114
Tinny took on all of /smg/'s losses and died for them

>>28831222
Thanks anon. What’s the ticker? And do you have any resources for me to check out?

>>28831341
for an individual

>>28831193
4K 4K 4K 4K
LET GO GO GO

>>28831230
the pigs are flying!

Attention /smg/

EIGHT out of the top 10 holdings in ARKK have earnings in the next two weeks. This could be a bloodbath.

>>28831394
>>28828525

>>28831408
I wish I was a girl and could just do stupid shit like this to make money

guys im hyped for tomorrow

>>28831471
>EIGHT out of the top 10 holdings in ARKK have earnings in the next two weeks
Please name them

>>28831471
Yeah and it's gonna be blood green

>>28831408
wtf cringe shit is this?

>>28831193
>>28831408
This stupid bitch is just investing in memes, she's your typical gamer gurl but with investing instead of League of Legends. Pathetic.

>try shorting some coins with some spare cash
>-5% across the board
I see.

>>28831434
Wtf... do you have any more info I can check out? That has to be a joke where some idiots are still selling that stock

What’s the ticker?

im a fucking dead man tomorrow

>>28831597
What did you do anon

>>28831576
I swear the image gets more and more pixelated every time I see it

SOXL, FNGU, TQQQ
That's my portfolio right now. What do I buy tomorrow? PLTR? $10k

>>28831589
SOXL

>>28831597
didnt buy sos

>>28831408
30 year old soccer mom looking ass

>>28831471
I would let her sit on my face and there is nothing that (You) can do about it

Gotta snag some stocks during pre market hours. Missed my chance on Friday to hop on some rockets.

>>28831597

SNDL $5 tomorrow

>>28831185
why is it so oversold?
didn't they just beat EPS expectations?
is it the new strains of covid lowering forward guidance?
what's going on here..

Who’s holding CCIV? You’re in for a pleasant surprise tomorrow

>>28831724
GME 500 eow

>>28831597
Are you that retard that's all in UVXY shares with 10k'?

>>28831661
Do you think people are cropping it from a meme they see every time? So it's like 5 times recropped and resized and just keeps degrading until it's a vaguely brown blur?

Get me to $10k

>>28831661
That's the charm of Tinny posting. Its just shit

>>28831222
holy shit, this i sconvincing as fuck, i unironically wish i had funds in my account earlier to buy this retard ghost stock

>>28831813
0dte spy calls

>>28831448
DGTW.
https://digitaltown.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Exhibit-1-Holders-of-Record.pdf
>>28831455
Oh an individual, well that depends on the interest rate.

>>28828211
luckily i got into DGTW early based on the tip from rich pennyfag, so i've already sold half when it tripled for me, and now im just hodling the other half risk free. pretty comfy, though there's a high likelihood it shits the bed because it's a garbage company but im still hoping it memes into at least one more major pump.

>>28831793
Probably... whoever’s making these sucks at editing

>>28831813
WKHS Leaps

>>28828400
cunny has spoken, high earnings and low share prices will befall us

What are the best dividend ETFs to invest in?

>>28831535
ROKU, BIDU, NVTA, SHOP, and TWLO are this week. PSTG, SQ, CRSP are later this month.

>>28831733
>>28831185
>below 200 day SMA and EMA
wtf
you might be onto something here anon..

>>28831813
pins, ttd, pubm, amd

>>28831222
>Several people who died in the sinking of the titanic are major shareholders
checked and bullish

>>28830953
ya i can stand any other ticket shill spam like soxl but not this

>>28831582
She's simply liberating reddit of their money in a far more direct manner than we are. Seems based to me.

>>28831813
click the free stock button, get free stock, sell free stock.
its really this easy

>>28831942
Looks like she goes to raves

>>28832063

>>28831222
SPOOKY

>>28831733
it's like it reached its pre covid level and then people decided to start selling

BAKING

Who ever was pushing gsat is a bell bellend

>>28832195
>>28832195
>>28832195

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>28832195
>>28832195
>>28832195

>>28831942
I wish I could shuffle like that, but then I'd rather make tinny shit edits

Well you better hope they (dems in congress) ram the check bill through soon. Covid cases keep falling. I dunno about you but I want all the free money I can lay my hands on... P.S - on another note; with each drop in cases my uh "vacation" is looking shorter by the month. Hell at this rate I'd guess maybe May they'll tell us to go back to the office full time.. Fucking sucks ass.

>>28832003
ty anon

>>28832128
already up

>>28832003
>CRSP
i hope it dips so i can buy some
>>28831866
damn lucky, i was going to buy in the first time he shilled it but never tried to buy otc penny shit before and couldn't with just a tfsa

>>28832206
>not even at bump limit

>>28825956
You sound British, lad. Go for Sumo Group. UK game developer. My biggest holding.

>>28831774
I hope so

>>28831774

Nervous Breakdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=302oEzSPCqE

I support the CLF poster wholeheartedly, because he believes in his stock and himself. Although he smokes nigger weed; his intentions only show he wants us to all be rich included himself, he has never pumped and dumped and has held through his loses on KTOV.
Ganbatte and Arigato El Raymundonator for introducing me to stocks.

>>28832682
>He
Whoaaa!
COOL it with the Transphobia!

>>28831813
VSTO, ANVS

>>28826269
>pltr
This

>>28832682
eat shit tranny

>>28830660
april