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I haven’t but I don’t see why not. Cheaper than a gf anyway. If it fucks, flies, or floats it’s cheaper to rent. Just remember that when you do get a gf someday, she’ll never be as crazy or good as the hookers usually are. Unless you’re a Chad

you're unlikely to have future relationships with women so the risk is low

>>28824806
>buying hookers
>not escorts who look better and put out with a bit of bribing
ngfmi

Any sites you all recommend?

The choices are slim in my country, and few times i tried, i was dissapointed, it felt fake, and time restricted. When i was in UK at least there was wide range of choice.

Imo, if you just want to have sex and have fun with no intent of children in the near future, you are always basically paying for sex. Might as well deal with a professional so there are no headaches of emotions and unwanted pregnancies.

>>28824806
just take a trip to Amsterdam

Anyone ever deal with one of those snapchat whores? Always want to but am scared

>>28824806

I broke into the millions with crypto back in 2017 and did the stereotypical major city penthouse/german car/suit in a club thing.

Every woman is an escort if you want them to be, you can just pay them for companionship and sex and most of the time if you're normal/rich enough they'll just offer to be your personal concubine and childbearer for a stipend.

>>28824806
girl investment order
>smoll brain
marriage
>smooth brain
long term girl friend
>normie brain
short term girlfriend
>big brain
hookers
>cosmic brain
marriage
>conclusion
choose accordingly

girl investment order
>smoll brain
marriage
>smooth brain
long term girl friend
>normie brain
short term girlfriend
>big brain
hookers
This

>>cosmic brain
marriage
>conclusion
choose accordingly

>>28824806
I would only get a hooker if you are a virgin older than 25. Otherwise it is a waste of money.

I have a wife

there's no going back

>>28824931
>she’ll never be as crazy or good as the hookers usually are
>never been in love

hookers are usually dead fish, the best sex when two people are mutually attracted to eachother, but since you're ugly you'll probably never understand.

>>28824806
I will never pay for sex, directly or indirectly

I dont even know where to find hookers
>tfw

>>28825614
show tiddies

>>28825666
I miss this feel. Now I'm sad.

>>28825666
Paid girls do way more shit in bed than normie chicks. I’m married with 2 kids and the sex is great, but it’s just not the same

>>28825614
tell her to do some ass exercises gah that's nasty

>>28825076
What's the difference besides looking better?

>>28825666

best sex is when youre in that initial falling in love phase.

>>28825693
You'll either die a virgin or end up paying for sex (directly or indirectly)

>>28825803
>>28825920
That's not my wife, although my wife does have an ass like that and I love it. Only high test will understand. I can't explain the attraction to big fat butts to low test asians/jeets. They will never get it.

>>28824806
thanks for the link brah. i haven't done any of this for a while because of covid, but I still cum buckets looking at this ads.

>>28825976
I'm dying a virgin

>>28825666
Based

>>28825920
They have more class and are better at gold digging. You could take a decent escort home to meet mommy if you really needed to and she'd play right along.

>>28825666
Based and checked

>>28825173
>>28825736
>>28825271
>>28825173
Tryst seems to be the new hot site for hooker ads. It’s pretty sweet actually. You can cross reference their info with TER and their twitter, onlyfans, etc and it’s pretty quick to find legit girls

>>28825076
>bribing an escort
they fuck for money, you don't need to bribe them extra...you're getting played

>>28825962
Exactly this, anything after is eh.

>order this hot spanish escorte for 150eu/hour
>arrive at the appartment,looks definately 9.5/10
>opens the door in a super sexy red lingery with a silk robe thing
>she makes it feel like a GFE sex date instead of paid sex
>I'm nervous as fuck honestly
>she starts massaging and turning me on
>perfect body
>BJ with condom though
>afterwards we had a shower together in a marmer luxury shower
>we drink some wine while I shill her BTC

Went right again the day after when I was much more relaxed. Good experience, probably very lucky compared to others but it didn't feel as enjoyable as I thought it would. And I got turned off the moment I realised she needed to drink a bit of wine to do it, made me feel like a complete loser

>hookers
>not ambitious chicks who want your attention to help them move up in the world and groupies who want a story to tell about the time they fucked so and so

Protip: by the time you can afford it you don't need it.

These whores are super expensive.

>>28826533
Never knew latina can be this hot
good finding, anon

>>28826500
checked but real escorts don't fuck for the pennies that you rent them for. You must be getting those ghetto whores.

>>28826881
I thought escorts were you pay them $300 an hour "for the time" but it's understood you fuck them

>>28826533
lmao, condom for bj and she had to get drunk just to fuck you? u must be an ugly sob

>>28826533
Because you are a loser to her and you might as well just jerk yourself off if you have to use a condom.

also if u got some clout u can fuck insta thots with 100k+ followers for like 2 ETH, u just need to look legit and not trying to expose them dont ask how i know

>>28825666
>hookers are usually dead fish

you've never been with a hooker have you?

>>28824806
careful kid, you WILL eventually get either warts or herpes. Its not maybe , its eventually.

The curable ones you don't gotta worry about. Its the ones you get from skin contact.

>>28824806
first thing im gonna do when i make it is go to a swank hotel and bang a high quality escort.

>>28825257
Amsterdan is not a good place to get a hooked, it is all mechanical and they try to charge even for removing their bra. There are far better options all around the world.

>>28827171
God must truly hate us.

>>28825962
This.

>>28824931
>it’s cheaper to rent.
I hear this, but my wife has a job, amd makes about $90k a year. I think ot's the type of woman you are chasing. I guess of you are looking for a bimbo fuck doll, it's expensive. But if you marry a partner, its very rewarding.

I’m gonna bang a tranny escort this week.
Wish me luck boys
>pic related is him

>>28826847
here you go fren, and yes I searched quite a bit. After hearing most escorts don't even look like their pics I knew I found a needle in a haystack

>>28824806
Which gender is more likely to have STDs, males or females?

>>28827415

>>28824806
I did it when I was living in Germany. Did not fuck myself up for future relationships, in fact probably made me more stoic and unemotional, which is better. I did feel somewhat bad about supporting human trafficking tho

>>28824806
Girl in OP looks shockingly similar to a Canadian hooker I hired about 5 years ago. Quite attractive, a good fuck, and was actually quite nice. Hired her through an agency and she only cost $260 Canadian meme dollars.

>>28827415

>*her
>based and transplilled

>>28825962
that's wrong

The best sex is with someone else's hot girl.

The worst part is falling in love with that girl

I fucked a few hookers when i was like 21 and hadnt had sex since i was 18. It wasnt very good but it made me care less about sex and didn't scar me. I'm 27 and getting engaged to a perfect unicorn girl. First time i saw a hooker i couldnt get it up though because i was mervous.

>>28827415
damn he's gorgeous, have fun bro

>>28827415
>pic related is him
>based

Make a follow up thread when you can anon

>>28827579
>>28827635
Thanks anon.
Maybe I’ll report back ina later hooker thread

>>28827314
Yes, just use Tinder and don't be a creep. I got 1787 matches.

>>28827705
Will do. Thanks anon.
I’m excited and nervous.
I had been with a tranny before, but it was poorly put together and kinda gross.
This one is a zoomer 19 year old, who was force fed hormones from when he was like 12.

>>28826533
>we drink some wine while I shill her BTC
unbeliavably based

i have not, in my 30 years of life, even attempted to have sex with anyone or anything

and i don't plan on changing

>>28827903
Good Lord anon wish I were you right now.
Best of luck fren

>>28824806

Why go to hookers? You can go to a nice white part of South America, flash some money, a nice car rental, and good clothes and have 8/10 white colonial girls bouncing on your dick.

Disclaimer: Only iif you're white, otherwise you'd be lucky to get a glance that isn't fear or disgust.

>>28827903
>>28828048
repent from your ways says The Lord.

Also as a former guy that fucker tons of hookers, you always feel like shit afterwards so not worth, just jack off.

>>28828146
>you always feel like shit afterwards so not worth
I feel like shit when I fuck ugly and fat chicks too though.
Whenever I fuck someone attractive I feel fine, maybe you’ve just been fucking ugly trannies, I know I have

>>28824806
Listen here you fuck. This is the sort of decision that can fuck your entire life up. I want you to realize that.
Stop being so obsessed with sex this shit is too dangerous to play around with.
All I will say is if you decide to follow through, have fun bringing back HPV to your entire family.

>>28828146
Why would the good Lord make trannies if he didn't want me to bang them?

I've fucked heaps of escorts anon, happiness comes from within fren. Never from external activities/state of mind/vices.

>>28826083
ask me how I know youre a nigger

>>28827903
You are gay anon

>>28828548
I have a gf (female) though and we fuck lots

>>28828597
Doesn’t matter, you’re still a fag if you fuck a ma

>>28828627
He is hot and feminine though

>>28828627
*man

>>28825666
I've had the best sex of my life with hookers, you should know this already Satan

>>28828661
don’t try to cope, you’re a fag if you want to fuck a man.

>>28828782
But that boipucci

>>28827519
nasty chicken legs no tits probably zero ass

>>28828841
faggot

>>28828894
You wish

>>28829053
I don’t have to wish, it’s your reality. You just have to accept it.

>>28824806

Crypto has entirely enabled my primal desires to go to foreign countries and nut inside their higher tier women. Why the FUCK would you pay for a hooker? that's a nice hotel room for a night, a mercedes rental for a day, or a bunch of gay female drinks at a club.

>>28824806
>Just worried about this mentally fucking myself up immensely for future relationships with women.
KEK! Women will fuck up your head, hooker or not.

>>28826483
...out of curiosity what other ones do you recommend

>>28825614
It that your waifu? I would tongue her anus.

>>28827519
BOOBAS in the background goddamn

>>28824931
>Cheaper than a gf anyway

People say this but it's not really. With my ex-gf I got sex 7-10 times a week and it cost me nothing except a weekly $30-40 dinner to eat out and a couple hundred for presents on Christmas and valentines day.

I've been single for two years and when I want to fuck hookers it costs me $500 per fuck with girl of similar attractiveness to her. So if I were to get the same amount of sex I had with my ex-gf I'd have to spend $3500-$5000 per week. It's not cheaper to fuck hookers, that's pure MGTOW cope.

>>28824806
What is this "tendies" reddit shit?

>>28829530
Also prostitutes make you wear condoms so I'm essentially paying $500 to fuck a plastic bag, while my ex-gf would let me fuck raw and creampie her. Fuck, I miss her bros.

>>28829530
Agreed. Hookers are ludicrously expensive in America.

Sugar babies are an interesting proposition though. Hot college girls you can band 2-3x a week for like a $2,000/month allowance.

>>28826483
>Tryst
i saw this site too and it looks really cool. i like how they have the prices upfront and also their contact information

as a noob in this area, how do i not get in trouble using these sites? i don't want it to be sting operation and i don't want to get mugged either.

>>28826533
>>28826999
>>28827034
wtf, you guys actually want a bj from a hooker without using a condom? aren't you going to get aids from that?

>>28829671
Yeah, that's probably way better too because they are actually attracted to you if they agree to it unlike escorts who will fuck anyone that pays.

>>28829671
are there sugar babies that ok with you just taking them out on a nice date? or maybe give them a few hundred to bang once a month?

>>28829530
Depends on the person. I'd rather spend time watching anime than spend an hour talking about how her day went or whatever. I only spend about $200, sometimes less and it's well worth it to have the girl leave right after and never have to deal with who she really is, kek