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>> No.28823043

Yes

>> No.28823092
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>>28822517
dude i fucking hope

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>>28823043
are you being truthful

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can i put funny shiller in my resume?

>> No.28823615

>>28823417
>me when i try to apply at mcdonalds

>> No.28823652

>>28823523
media representative and customer acquisitions for alternative securities ventures

>> No.28823706

>>28822517
Cowboy, where we're going you don't need resumes...

>> No.28823759

>>28822517
cryptocurrency and investment expert/advisor

unironically.

>> No.28823768

>>28823652
what about if I just research and don't trade, like just looking for good coins and investing

>> No.28823812

no the McDonalds management is not gonna care about ur shit coins bud

>> No.28823942

>>28823812
>rejected by mcdonalds
>buy shitcoin
>it goes x100
>buy mcdonalds
who's laughing now?

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>>28823768

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>>28823417

>> No.28824118

>>28823812
how true is this? i mean obviously not McDonald's but what about some normal place like at some office
>>28824015
please give me a funny sentence, you did a good job on the last one
i unironically love reading them
>professional decentralized currency research and investor

>> No.28824130

>>28823942
>McDonalds is worth $160,000,000,000. You will need one hell of a shitcoin.

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>Well my dear lovely buttercup, since you asked as a matter of fact my current focus is as an investor in a promising silicon valley startup that promises to disrupt the global economy and the very fundamental nature of legal agreements, it's in fact the key to backoffice automation and the fourth industrial revolution. My typical work day consists of researching scientific papers as well as industry reports and consulting with like minded experts in the field of cutting edge dlt technology and analysis of market sentiment... We're quite the successful bunch... Did you know that we in fact collectively beat the top firms in Wall Street in terms of ROI for the last 4 quarters with our little venture? That's not all, we're also quite creative and produce a lot of valuable artwork... Yes my dear, you see this wonderful painting, it represents an old Egyptian deity, and the numerological symbols depicted are rooted in ancient prophecies... Ah, you wouldn't understand the depth of it all, but yes, I do all this from the comfort of my humble home, meaning I have perfect control over my schedule and do not suffer from the shackles of employment, or as I like to call it... Slavery... N-not that there's anything wrong with you being a Walmart cashier, my sweet angel...

>> No.28824633

>>28824528
holy shit fucking KEK
I know I'll be ruining it a bit when I ask for more but god dammit I love reading shit like this

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>>28824737

>> No.28824801

>>28823417
>Wendys
>Jan 2015 - Jan 2015

FUcking kek

>> No.28825440

>>28824633
I ruined it didn't i..