/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28821689
Simp

>>28821689
faggot

>>28821689
I would trade my dumbass high school gf relationship for 0.5 BTC. wouldn’t have said that in high school tho. I had no idea how stupid I was

>I want an awkward relationship built on validating each others self esteem because we're still learning who we are and need constant validation so we don't feel useless

>>28821689
you didnt miss anything special man its not like the movies
early 20s romance was cool tho but people are so stupid in their 20s, i wouldnt go back.

I am a virgin at 21 because I have severe gyno. I hate going outside because of it. These man tits pretty much ruined my fucking life. I need to make it so I can chop these giant c cup man tits off my chest.

>>28821689
What do you think you're missing out on exactly? Just git gud now and talk to women. Jesus. It's better when you're older anyways.

I can be your girlfriend for 1 BTC.

>>28821689
go to SEA you can buy teenage romance there for like $60

>>28821689
what do you guys think about hardware wallets? someone told me it's safer than storing them on exchange websites

lmao retard

>>28821689
24 year old here
wish I spent the hundreds I spent on my high school on gf on bitcoin instead

>>28821689
Definitely not worth it.
You don't remember or realize how stupid teenagers are, including you.

>>28821689
First time you stick your dick in a pussy as a teen is so satisfying but it aint worth that much

>>28821900
That sucks! Hope you make it fren.

>tfw 0.07 BTC equivalent
>tfw never experienced teenage love

>>28821980
haha come on
guys.... if anyone has any input on this>>28821900
i'd appreciate it

Am I the only one here that unironically think older women are better? Younger women are fucking annoying if you actually hear them talk for more than 5 minutes.

>>28821689
lmao money don't change losers

Oh yeah it’s great nothing at all quite like having to tell a pretty popular girl that you’re not in love with her after a few years of her literally making you her everything, you finally coming to the realization that you’re wasting her time, a month or three of dead cat bounce if you will, giving her a box of her belongings and then having her check your house daily to see if other girls are parked there. AH yes and let’s not forget that she had so much pull that no girl would dare date you due to fear of their dance team leader making their social life hell. Teen love is great idiot, you missed out on a true goldmine

>>28821689
You can, just get a fiver girl to roleplay with you on second life or some shit. They do it for maybe 3 LINK.

>>28821827
what if it WAS like in the movies though? surely that happens IRL but its rare

>>28822061
once they turn ** they enter the looks vs sovl trade off
they'll always be equal but with different amounts of looks and sovl
the young ones have no sovl
the old ones have no looks

No matter how old you get you can always experience love with teens bro
My dad is 90 and my mother is 45

>>28822239
Your dad is a chad and did well but faggot OP means he wants to be a teenager

>>28822321
Why would you want to be a teenager? It's way more satisfying to fuck teenagers as an adult

>>28822047
what coins
yes they are safer for long hodl especially with large amounts of boomer coins like btc

>>28822188
Why do you type like a roman?

>>28821860
>>28821900
I meant to reply to 28821860 anon. My bad.

>>28821689
absolutely same, anon
>tfw 23 years old and will never be able to experience love as strongly as I did before
honestly, it all seemed muxh more emotional a few years back, even if I had no gf
i missed out my chances and don't think I will every be truly in love again
kinda sux

>>28821689
I’ll trade you lmfao.

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>>28822171

24 year old kissless handholdless virgin. Went through high-school without so much as making friends with a single girl. Went through 3 years of college without so much as kissing a girl.

All my crypto is just a cope for this. I would give up EVERYTHING if it meant I could be an 9/10 poor normalfag with a healthy social life

>>28822542
What is stopping you?

>>28822239
>My dad is 90 and my mother is 45
Are you autistic by any chance? Or have 6 toes? With sperm that old there's no way you're normal, fren.

>>28822447
hahahahahaha
>>28822446
i'm from /int/, only been on this board a few days
>>28822421
btc
so i'm guessing btc and ethereum are safer in hardware wallets while random ones like dogecoin are fine online?
wait so sometimes you have to put it all up online for trading but then for storing it long term you should use a wallet right?

>>28821900
If you don't want to buy a new computer that has never been connected to the internet, then hardware wallets streamline the process for you as they're essentially airgapped PCs for the sole purpose of securing your private keys.

>>28822542
gay and bluepilled

>>28822691
fascinating...thank you
i tried really hard to understand this private key stuff but i still couldn't get it but i should be fine i think

>>28822542
>9/10 poor normalfag with a healthy social life
That's me. I'm aryan pheno, 6' 5'' and a big dick. All the socializing and stacy fucking is ephemeral. Most of those people are shallow, depressed and coping. It's a cliche but being well adjusted to a sick world is not health.
Another cliche, grass is always greener on the other side.

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>>28821860
Post 'em.

>>28821689
19 year old, is this shit really true?
what should i do about it?

>>28823119
fug you're a dumb kid
don't worry lol

>>28823119
>what should i do about it?
Make as much money as possible.

>>28821689
>muh depression
you made it go get some chicks later on this year and your "depression" will magically go away

>>28822888
>i tried really hard to understand this private key stuff but i still couldn't get it but i should be fine i think
Don't overthink it. anon. HW wallets are just the best way of protecting and storing your private keys. Your private key opens the lock to your funds on your address on the blockchain. Simple.

>>28823633
ok thanks

>>28823119
Either kill yourself or do this >>28823385
What other option do you have?

>experienced teenage love
>experienced unrestrained college whoring
>currently navigating dating after 25
it's like a switch flipped, I no longer have to even pretend to try to find companionship anymore. whether through the effects of confidence borne of financial freedom, or the fact that the women I go for are also in their mid/late twenties, women just seem far more willing to bend to fit you

>>28821689
Oh anon it felt amazing to be in love as a teenager. Felt like it was only me and her in the whole world and nothing could come between us. It even made me excited to go to school everyday just to talk to her under a tree. But we would also hurt each other very often and we drove each other to depression. Everything has a good side and a bad side. Don't idealised something you couldn't or won't be able to do, just focus on what you have and appreciate it.

>>28821860
lose weight. take raloxifene if you still have it under 12% bodyfat.

>>28821689
Money smart and life poor.

Stop paying money for women, incel

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>>28822061
>Jesus. It's better when you're older anyways.
Whats better? Older women with body count of at least 5+?

>>28825023
There's nothing better than fucking a girl who's young enough to be your granddaughter

>>28825120
Thats fucking disgusting

>>28821689
your own fault for being out of shape

>>28825238
Cope

>>28821689
I had it, you don’t know what you’re asking for. When it’s over it’ll Fuck up your head, took me 2 years to get over my first love and even to this day I check up on her.

>>28825023
That's a con, but I still think it's worth than being in a relationship with an empty headed brat

>>28821689
Not me lol, playing mortal kombat was fine.

for one btc come to canberra and ill take you on a 18yo rostie hunt for a week fueled by cocaine

Ill suck your Dick for just ine of those stacks senpai. I look pretty much just like that there frog o yours

>>28821689
Teenage romance, at least how it is for most now isn't much to write home about, you get a few highs but it will crash down and you realize it was pointless. 99% of people are the same maturity at 20 as 16 year olds 60 years ago. Its tough that you missed out just have to move on.

>>28826979
Too old, no thanks

>elementary school crush kept signalling she wanted me
>random nerd girl who turned hot in highschool wanted to bang me
>pretty girl at the pool flirted with me and said she'd see me at school
>girl at the beach spent the day with me
>girl at my lifeguard job who also went to my school flirted with me
>random girl asked me to dance

I could have been a teen dream lady killer but instead I'm a neet collecting gibs because I'm pretty sure hyperinflation is going to destroy the economy. Things shouldn't have been like this. If Bitcoin dumps again and kills my alts I won't kill myself, but this is the last bull run to /make it/ before Democrats ban crypto forever so I'd like this to work out.

>>28821689
i experienced it. eventually growing up will mean you both go to different schools far away from each other and want to lead different lives, becayse you want to experience the freedom to live and do what you want that being single brings. then you spend the nights wondering what would have happened if you didn't move apart and break up because the past was way better than your boring life today, and you wonder if you'll ever meet a girl of the same calibre. you know you were both right for each other, but you wanted to experience freedom going into adulthood. was it worth it? it begs you to ask the question: is it better to have it and lose it, or to never experience it at all?

I don't need a GF, friends, family or human relationships. I have Chainlink.

>>28827276
16 year olds 60 years ago had to dodge polio and were thinking they were safe because the korean war was over, only for vietnam to start up in 1965.

>>28821860
Fellow moob anon checking in. I know that feel.

I'm 19, got my first gf at 15 and it's pretty overrated desu. Kinda nice for a bit but it got weird after she said she loved me so I just broke up with her. Actually I think I'm just autistic and unable to form meaningful relationships. Did make 260k off of gme tho

Give me your crypto and a van and I will make it happen OP

>>28821689
Go to foreign country