/biz/ - Business & Finance

is this bitch on peyote? look the size of those pupils

>>28811581
one chick I've been talking to a lot recently is REALLY in to crypto so yeah, kinda

>>28811581
I ignore my girlfriend all the time and space out thinking about cryptocurrency. Then she asks what I think and I say “I don’t know I was thinking about crypto” and go back to ignoring her and it turns her on

>>28811581
Not outright no. You just wait until you get a crypto alert and need to do something with it during the date. Then you say " Sorry I have to take this " and listen to your phone call alert.
Explain " That's my digital secretary helping me with my investments heh..... "
And then you get laid about 2 hours after.

>>28811581
I havnt been on a date in 7 years. so no.

>>28811581
how much plastic surgery went into her face?

>>28811581
I only date femboys faggot

>>28811702
this guy fucks

>>28811581
if I ever make it I'm gonna spend it all to fuck lana rhoades non stop, cap this shit.

>>28811581
What the fuck is a date?

>>28811652
It looks like it is very bright there

>>28811652
Don't pupils get larger if tripping?

Lol

>>28811745
>this guy fucks
this guy escaped the retard containment website reddit dot com

>>28811796
It's a type of fruit

>>28811805
shit youre right she is probably hopped up on coke or adderall

>>28811581
No, but after sex I smoke a cigarette and take a look at the charts.
/comfy/

>>28811652
you have never done any sort of drug have you lmao, fucking retard

>>28811652
lmao go outside anon

Not too much but if you have even 5 digits and some graphs they won’t understand to flash at them casually and then apologize for being distracted by pussies get wet. A ho wants to make sure that she isn’t dating a broke dick. Coming off as even mildly good with money accomplishes a great deal

>>28811954
>but after sex I smoke a cigarette and take a look at the charts
During sex I stare at the charts on the monitors hanging from my walls. If I'm suffering a dip she sure does make a lot of noise. I dunno I'm not really paying attention....

I like how her ex boyfriend Mike tweeted some guy to "please respect me by not flirting with my girlfriend" because he was seen playing with her hair. Yet just last night I dumped a couple of tablespoons of cum from one of her videos where 6 huge niggers savaged each and every one of her holes. Some holes got shared. I wonder if those niggers got a tweet as well.

>>28811796
a waste of time and money before you fuck

>>28811830
why yes I'm a digg™ man, how coudl you tell

>>28811652
dilate

>>28811796
promise of high return but usually ends up being a rugpull

>>28811581
You think I go on dates? lmao

>>28811581
yes and then you talk about the federal reserve and you go deeper and deeper into it until she calls you insane

>>28812355
checked and keked

>>28811581
No, girls are not stupid and can sniff a bragfag.

They will think you are compensating.

What do you think Lana Rhoades’ IQ is?

never used to. now most dates i go on women ask me about crypto (I work for a bank in private investments which is why it comes up) and investing. historically the details of my job was something that didn't really come up until I we were a couple, but now first meetup for drinks they are chatting about crypto and bitcoin and stock picks.

no she only cares when i cash out.

>>28811581
I don't talk about my investments with nobody.

I will leave instructions in my testament to my family so they can inherit my wealth in crypto.

>>28812629
pretty low

>>28811654
she's into money like all women. Don't kid yourself. If bitcoin was $10 again she'd think youre a loser.

>>28811581
I try to avoid gold diggers so no

If you tell anyone about your crypto, or your finances in general, you're a fucking retard.

>>28811702
As it should be

>>28812746
Nah, she's just in to computers, spent half of last night just looking over rackmount specs and talking shit about intel
Feel like I'm in some weird /g/ fantasy

>>28812873
>you tell anyone about your crypto, or your finances in general, you're a fucking retard.

I usually tell people I have holdings in companies, like Tesla

>>28812746
This guys right. Talking about crypto or money at all is virgin tier. You're literally showing you have no social skills aside from waving a cash wad. Good for short term, bad for long term.

>>28812629
Lower then /g/ higher then /pol/

>>28812938
gross, why would you ever wanna date a woman who is basically a man. I want girls who are feminine, giggly and playful and shit test me to the edge so I have to fuck her into submission

>>28812689
Do you have any advice for frens?

>>28812355
kek
checked

>>28811581
Don't tell anyone about your wealth.

>>28813241
I just want a qt programmer gf that I can talk to about nerd shit and fuck over a server rack
I'm a simple man

How do you niggers get a gf i legit get rejected by every girl i go on a datr with wtf someone help me before i blow my brains out

>>28811581
You can almost smell the chlamidia in this pic

>>28812372
I've never known how to articulate it so accurately until this post

>>28811796
the pajeet scam equivalent of hiring a prostitute

>>28813241
this
anyway>>28811581
>dates
fuck off, are you gay or something?

>>28811581
yeah didn't get laid when I talked about link, but I fucked this other girl after talking about doge

>>28811581
I just say I have investments while wearing a nice watch and that's enough to get me in any door desu

>>28813554
Lol normie coin indeed eh.

>>28812372
lmao so accurate

>>28811731
Look up Lana Rhodes before and after, its a lot.
She doesn't even look human anymore.

whenever i meet a guy and he says he's an investor i think he's unemployed

>>28814570
Is still leave my nuts hanging out of that stupid bitch

I would never say I'm an "investor" or anything unless I was noticeably wealthy and it was my primary source of income. Especially when then there's a lot of new money also claiming to be investors.

>>28812355
killed me

>>28812355
my sides

>>28811581
It's one thing to talk about investments, it's another to tell her exactly how much you have.
Never do that. It's none of her business.

>>28811952
ever heard of sunlight nigger?

>>28811652
If she’s on peyote, it’s supposed to be bigger, not smaller.

>>28811581
NO. In fact, no one knows I trade crypto, except for a couple of close friends who are fellow degenerates.

>>28815037
whenever i meet a woman i completely disregard everything she says or does

>>28817396
Based

>>28815037
being an investor is a form of self employment

>>28816355
most likely never seen a girl
or sunlight

>>28816292
I tell them that I have between zero and 30 million. I let them imagine in their own heads how much money I actually have and then never dissuade them from their own delusion. They literally convince themselves that I am some millionaire looking for his trophy wife. They fuck like animals for about a month before they start to realize I have less than 100k net worth. Then I dump them and do it again. Vegas is an incredible place.