/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE THESE THREADS MOVING SO DAMN FAST

>>28786743
need more info on DNN please, I haven't been browsing enough this weekend
I have a little gamble on DNN but maybe I should have more...

I know most of you love nuclear because it's fucking cool, but that doesn't mean uranium prices are going to pump or that DNN is a decent company.

>>28787063
Leddit

>>28787092
>Leddit
NO WONDER, those fuckers never even post good images on a fucking imageboard

WTI
TK
NAT
thank me later

Target date fund?

Is there a comfier hold than Suncor right now? I sleep every night knowing that my portfolio is going to at least double by the end of summer.

>>28787400
>Suncor
How do you figure that? Pipeline canceled. Green energons. Lib government. Seems shit to me.

>>28787611
Green energy is a fucking meme. Oil is $60 right now and experts are predicting it's going to continue to substantially rise. Suncor is profitable after $35 per barrel. Market is still pricing SU as if oil is in the 40s.

Easy double. Buy it before it starts to green dildo upwards.

>>28787400
>end of summer
oil is not a long-temrm play, imo you don't want to hold longer than 2-3 months
get your x2 and get the fuck out

>>28787611
Also that pipeline literally doesn't affect SU. Trans Mountain expansion is still happening and that is the bigger one. Get your SU while it's still discounted boys just look at their graph compared to any other oil co.

>>28786838
ARKF calls currently idling. Tomorrow will be a good day.

bump

everybody
thank
europoor
today
if
you
see
one
out
about

>>28787242

>>28790551
You are welcome britbong, thanks for that comfy gov job. You could learn that computer stuff for when I fuck off to better country, there's a skill shortage.

>>28787242
Good shit bought some shares and some calls on those.

it's coming, you know, you'll need SQQ, TSLA puts, and bonds to survive what is coming. A person's net worth will be calculated in TSLA put contracts soon

SYME.L is taking it's sweet time being suspended.

MOON
SOXL
ARKX
TQQQ

>>28791667
>A person's net worth will be calculated in TSLA put contracts soon

I just want enough money to live far away from minorities (especially niggers and chinks), liberals, and women.

>>28791667
What happens when the banks fail to meet the stress requirements set forth by the FED? Don't they just get more interest free loans until they pass? #TooBigToFail

>>28791971
russia

>>28791971
>and women
You gay or something?

>>28791913

>>28792066
I just don't want to deal with their bullshit.
>>>/r/eddit
You pussy whipped faggot.

>>28791667
Or just invest in real economies. Real economies like China.

>>28792032
I think they have to liquidate their positions and they have to cut dividends when they fail.

>/biz/: buy GEVO!
>look at chart
>1300% past 3 months
>130% past month
Do you people hate profits?

Here is a rare tinny for the dude making edits. Saved it before he deleted his tik tok

>>28792525

Buy stock when its mentioned once or twice
Sell when its mentioned 15+ times per thread

That's the simply way to making money with /biz/.

>>28792525
This is the top, bud. Only inverse ETFs and puts will save you, now.

>>28792632
>tik tok
>>>/r/eddit

With the price of oil going up everyday shouldn't GTE go up as well?

NOU.V

>CAGNY will be virtual
Ahem, FUCK MASKFAGS
This is MY WAR

>>28792921
no

>>28792926
this is the first year poors can attend lmao

>>28792839
It should but it's lagging behind the rest of the sector. People think the big catalyst will be the earnings report towards the end of the month

>>28792926
I will be attending this year
when is UTZ going to present?

Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

>>28793405
what the fuck does this have to do with stocks you faggot

Did people perception of you change when they found out you’re rich/well off?

>>28793405
didn't read
ID filtered

why I cant sell?

>>28793554
(((They))) closed the market today. Haven't you been watching the news?

>>28793086
It does indeed look a little spikey right now and I'd expect a drop tomorrow back to around 2.00$ or there abouts. The point is they now have all approvals for the mine, have secured investors (private and institutions) and ironned out all technical hurdles. Sure they aren't gonna be producing this year, but they already mention that so not really worrying. I'm expecting contract news in the next few months to keep momentum going until they start things up and then, well, they'll be the biggest graphite producer in north america. You do know what graphite is used for, right, anon?

>>28793405
now ask him about GME

>they bake it for free

>>28793554
See >>28791802

U guyss wanna understand how the velocity of share price works in options.Lol.

>>28793617
ohh thanks for the info

Drinking regular Coke. That’s probably what capitalism tastes like if it were a drink. Liquid capitalism.

>>28793795
>>28793554
fucking dumb faggot NIGGER

>>28793344
No UTZ
they werent cool enough to join CAGNY

>>28793405
You and your dad were too dump to realize your 16 year old sister was dating a developmentally stunted college guy?

>>28793913
I will no longer be attending

>>28793785
Shutup nerd and give me your next 5 100x coins. I haven't got all day and I'm trying to get a second ps5 so I don't have to share with my brother.

>>28787755
>oil is not a long-temrm play

>>28793705
FOR FREE, THEY Di can't trade todayO IT WITHOUT A FINANCIAL INCEfucking made up holidayNTIVE! THESE GODDAsneedMN RETARDS DO THIS FOR NO PROthis is bullshitFIT MOTIVE! AHAHlet me have my gains you fucking jewsAHA IDIOTS!

>>28794057
Yh for sure some of these are long holds tho not swings
Long holds:
>SRNE
>NOK
Swings:
> NOVN
>DNN after the recent options sweep induced premium spike cools down
>buy me chicken biryani now i am too drunk to leave the house and order it from the local pajeet store which i have to get on the highway for

>>28793329

You mean the big catalyst to dump the price?

>>28793405
Ok?

friendly reminder rycey sucks stay away it's only going down

someone give me a cool documentary or movie on hulu or netflix i have ADHD which is too bad right now to watch a whole show because of stocks
nothing boring i need dopamine

showed the missus my soxl last night, said it was a stock i 'picked'... she immediately got on her knees and blew me lol

Anyone in on this? What are the prospects looking like?

>>28794664
thats a good company that SOXL

>>28794689
looks quite gay id short tthis

>tfw turned 40k in 250k in 6 months
>not enough to retire
>not enough to make it this bullrun
>not enough to even cash out a little
>just enough to give less fucks about my job
FUCK ME

>>28787400
FNGU

>>28795147
Well the guy on the right looks like he is fully invested.

REPENT

>>28795377
Dude that is mighty impressive. Just start buying porperty/tax liens-deeds/condo. You are obviously doing something right so just keep doing that but add an extra '0' when making those trades for exponential growth. You don't wanna cash out because taxes or profits are too high to pull out of during this bull run?

>>28794689
Same prospects of every other coke-whore insta model who shills 'xyz' product.

>>28792632
not him but I'll keep it, guy making them last night said he was making them on a work computer so they were all going to be deleted but I saved all the ones I saw him post

>>28793405
this isn't a ylyl thread on /b/ fucking shitty pasta posting faggot

>>28795663
>>28795758
Thank you for consolidating these, I know which ID to filter again.

>>28795829
alright faggot

>>28795564
I pay a one time tax at the end of the year for all my money over 50k
I just want every penny invested.
I just hate waging so, so, so much I'm highly motivated to continue.
It's just very clear to me that this time the markets are exceptional, and I likely wont have returns like this after it ends.

>>28794621
love death & robots

>>28795563
Long holds:
>SRNE
>NOK
Swings:
> NOVN
>DNN after the recent options sweep induced premium spike cools down
>CRBP
>ATOS
I think if u follow this for the soon time being u will be rich

>>28794621
>Mushi-shi on hulu

>>28796345
>>28796498
Thank u guys. would u guys want to to watch it wiith me? like on netflix party. or we could skype when watching it.

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>>28796498
That's some pretty fucking good taste right there

>>28796491
Price target for dnn? I’m worried im too late.

Should i go into RLLCF?

>>28796498
>mushi-shi
>ADD Dopamine Rush
Mushi-shi is one of the most kino anime of all time but it's extremely relaxing and slow.

>>28794621
The Boys
Succession
The Shield

The last one has a ton of seasons if you are serious about binging.

>>28796837
>dnn
fuck bros DNN might be a fomo at this point FUCK im upset look at this DNN OPENED GREEN ON THE FRANKFURT EXCHANGE I WISH I WASNOT TOO LATE

Look want us to be a rich group not a fomo retard reddit group. Avoid DNN for NOW. Enter DNN only on a pullback PLEASE LISTEN TO ME PLEASE LISTEN TO ME SOMEONE PLEASE LISTEN TO ME DONT FOMO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME

Ultimate poorfag here. How do I escape 3 figure hell?

>>28792066
Not gay, just hate women. Don't want butt sex, either.

Wunang.
This is all I will say.

just finished watching the wolf of wallstreet

i have 5000 and some aderall

>>28797019
I'm glad I was able to get 100 shares in under the dollar!

>>28793405
good pasta my friend.
I finished my stocktrading excel sheet, does this make me a professional now?

>>28797019
I'm going ALL IN on DNN

>>28797340
Time to watch the Big Short!

>>28797252
get
job

>>28797252
I started with 50 dollars...

>>28787611
the fact that it seems shit to a stupid fucker like you makes me so happy about my position

LIBERAL GOVERNMENT GONNA MAKE EVERYONE GET TESLA U KNOW LIKE PIPELINES AND GOVS AND NO MORE OIL

if i see you in person ill stomp on your stupid fucking head so you stop wasting the electricity on your computer

>>28797454
I do but 95% of my income goes to rent, utilities, and food.

>>28797356
good.
>>28797400
dont/ dot hat.

>>28797252
Pick a sector you enjoy. Don't chase memes.2- 5% growth everyday is quicker than you realize

>>28797019
Other markets literally don't fucking matter at all. When GME went parabolic, GME was trading at roughly $300 on the frankfurt exchange and dropped to $200 when the US market opened.

>>28797567
move
in
parent
house
get
raise
or
get
two
job

>>28797567
get
two
job
or
move
with
parent

>>28797445
and what after that

>>28797627
fuck u faggot then go buy DNN now u subhuman

>>28793520
no, because I surround myself with similarly well off people

>>28797252
50% long term stocks: FNGU, ERX, UVXY
50% swing trading

>>28796606
How long before the stained underwear comes off?

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>>28797356
All your picks fucking suck just buy BILI you retards

>>28797859
I already bought DNN calls

>>28798049
here is your (you)

>>28798049
tl;dr faggot.

>>28798010
not underwear, diaper.

>>28786838
>weed stocks

>>28797775
documentaries about the dotcom bubble and what actually happened during the big short

>Inside Job

>>28797775
Repeat watching these two

>>28798266
gr8b8m8ir88/8

Do NOT fall for the tanker meme.

>>28798306
names of documentaries please

Buying more NOK tomorrow

>>28798437
>He doesn't want to buy the bags from the retards that bought them last year
That's antisemitic anon

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>>28798345
big short and wolf of wall street seems so fugazi wheres the real docus

>>28798476
topdocumentaryfilms.com

Search

>>28798547
Buy NOK leaps then sell to boomers.

>>28798547
why? its garbage. dumped my bags already

>>28798625
t. bought at $8
>>28798609
Not smart enough for options

>check stocktwits
>CLF tranny still incessantly shilling his bags
At least he’s not doing it here, but then again I have CLF filtered

I can’t stop jerking off bros. I’m at work on lunch right now and all I’m thinking about is getting home and jerking off.

>>28798721
of course. buy high and sell low.

>>28798721
What platform are you using?

>>28798820
great now you just summoned it here

who's shorting Nasdaq on Wednesday with me?

>>28798827
i was having that problem but then i had sex and realized that its just a different world out there man

3k what to buy tomorrow?

>>28799058
NOK apparently

>>28798820
I literally have an irrational hatred for the person. Whenever I see it post, I just bully the fucking absolute hell outta them. Best part is that it's fragile ego can't ignore the hate.

>>28799058
GME
AMC
NOK

>>28799001
My ex and I broke up 4 months ago and I didn’t realize my biggest problem would be that I want to jerk off all the time because I’m not having sex.

BUY ROLLS ROYCE

>>28799058
all in on NAK

>>28799058
SOS, GNOG, CRBP, BFT,

>>28799097
Kek imagine holding all three of these bags and trying to convince people to buy them.

>>28799058
FNGU, naturally.

>>28798579
>>28798476
Inside Job for 2008
for dotcom...
>low interest rates
>irrational exuberance
>stock price has nothing to do with profits or fundamentals
>money thrown at whatever tech startup
>"yeah we're totes an internet company"
>huge sustained bullrun
just watch a few quick recaps on YT and realize that we may be fucked

>>28798960
Degiro.
Got Tastyworks running but I need to know the ins and outs first before I do anything

>>28799058
>(insert my bags here)

>>28799193
20,000 loan for each.

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>>28797950
same returns as SOXL with half the aum & volume

More snow and sleet on the way. up to 6 inches. Looks like another paid vacation day for me Tuesday.. You know covid has done me another favor; in times like this I'd normally take a vacation day. well thanks to covid I don't gotta cause I'm already home..

HCMC
MJNE

Perfect pair

Do I need new friends?

Before making it: Had to pretty much beg and set up all of our hang outs, people would flake all the time.

After making it: learned to spend time by myself, go for a hike everyday and maybe drive around to a new town for the day for shit and giggles, get text all the time now if I wanna hang out.

>>28799189
Have we confirmed that he's the China shill yet?

>finally dumped the last of my TSLA bags next week
Now I will stop shilling Elon Musk as anything more than a tech used car salesman boomer.
>but that is faggotry
Learn to play the game, shitlord.

>>28799413
I've resigned myself to never travelling again at this point. Bearish for airlines.

>>28799461
Make friends with money. Money is a lot like intelligence, if you’re the smartest or richest person in the room you need to leave.

>>28791971
cottagecore is kino

>>28799497
no fuck K-Pop

>Best Chinese investments:
BILI, WIMI, BIDU, TCEHY, BABA, GDS, NIO, TIGR, PDD, EH

>My favorite Chinese ETF’s:
CWEB, YINN

Divest from America. Invest in China. Taiwan is a province of the People’s republic of China, so TSM is a Chinese company. Remember to say “thank you daddy Xi!” to secure your gains. Amerilards tongue my anus.

>>28799058
GME, stick it to the hedgies fellow comrade. The squeeze is not squoze!

>>28799124
Somehow I feel like the cycle of /biz/ is
>Promote something good get ignored called a fag
>It starts rising 2 months later, everyone get in
>Everyone is buying high
>It gets low full threads of red wojaks
>Everyone sells low
That is biz everybody, I will buy 100usd RR.L tomorrow (my broker hasn RYCEY listed)

>>28799461
I am going through the same predicament. Especially when these "friends" continue to tell me how dumb I am for investing the the stock market yet get super fucking jealous when I show them my gains and how much I have without doing nearly as much work as them.

Where's the weekly update, Rocker?

>>28799578
The fact you deny it that strongly gives me all the more reason to think you are Tinny

>>28799095
Where can I track that person. I am curious.

Okay, everything that I've read about SU says that its a pile of shit. Is "muh $60/barrel" the only reason to buy it?

>>28787242
can someone redpill me on NAT? i see it shilled a lot

>>28799698
Post the WEBM of him being a faggot zoomer dancing on tiktok

>>28799636
Weekly update, my ass. What false advertisement. I'm never buying RYCEY in protest to his false claims.

>>28798765
doesn't matter. every generation is going to have fewer and fewer people who really give a shit about "following the plan" as it were. maybe there are a few "ethnically pure jews" or whatever but they are few and far between, and will get fewer every generation as more and more of their kids say "fuck it i dont care about world domination or what some dumb old book says, i want to fall in love" or some bullshit. and it's unironically good because that's how you get the good mutations to be passed on and the bad ones to die out.

i guess mainly my point is who gives a fuck what race anyone is, im just here to make money and coom and eat good food. i wish all of the boomers who care about world domination or whatever power struggle bullshit would just fuck off already. they're still gonna grow old and die and be replaced, who gives a fuck about "the sanctity and purity of the race", just enjoy your limited lifespan you dumb fucking jews, jesus...

>>28799633
>mfw I saw RICEY shilled on wsb

>>28799633
This happened exactly as you described with the Cannabis Market.

>>28799758
I don't have it saved

Hope I can dump my CTRM bags tomorrow.

>>28799635
I told friends to invest, on my pick, none of them invested. I’m here laughing my ass off on all the silly money i’m making, and they’re taking out loans for grad school instead of outright paying for it all.

>>28799758

>>28799779
ITS SPYCEY RYCEY

>>28799284
Go to NOK
Click on Trade
Click on Options
Make sure Buy Call is selected/highlighted
Current stock price is displayed somewhere
Select two strike prices below the current NOK price
Select January 2023 (because the CEO said 2022 will likely not be profitable)
Set a price between the bid/ask spread
Fucking send it and watch your gains slooooooooooooowly accumulate
December 2022, sell ALL the calls to some boomers

>>28799354
SOXL can suck my COXL. FNGU literally did 10:1 split last week, so while shares are diluted, there is still plenty of money to make on getting in early back into FNGU.

>>28799531
Same, I'm a burger in Switzerland. I told the parents to get used to video calls because the airports/airlines can lick my hairy ass before I take their meme medicine to fly.

>>28799633
why RYCEY?

>>28799776
Yeah, this is what they told you to believe. But why do you think this world domination thing survived for 2000 or so years?

>>28798827
Get a girlfriend and if your so beta get a hooker, remember how good real sex feels, motivate yourself to get a real woman to experiment those good sensations more often if that doesn't work go to the shrink

>March

>>28799738
The only reason Oil is so expensive is because the Midwest and Texas are freezing. Gasoline is even going solid in pipelines and people's cars! Oil will not last forever but this could be a short-term money-making opportunity, just don't go into this like it's some super serious investment.

>>28799095
fucking same! I know we should ignore it but that is difficult for me sometimes.

>>28799924
do they make anything other than that one video game?
most video game companies cant make more than one good game

>>28799932
It also helps the midstream companies who previously had full storage.

>>28799924
fuck IPOs

no point getting into them when they open at +100% from an already crazy valuation

>>28799874
I genuinely feel bad for the kid. I didn't realize how young tinny really was.

>>28799909
It's an 8-12 dollar stock that the pandemic ground down to a dollar.

>Tesla constantly in red
>Weed ETFs constantly in the red
>Also fell for the GME and BB Reddit scam

The only stocks that have always been in the green for me are AMD and Microsoft. I'm thinking of putting most of my portfolio into these two. Any chance of these companies ever dying? I plan to hold stocks for long term

>>28799578
>no mention of RYCEY
you're a fraud, give me the real chinese shill

>>28799924
There is no IPO. It's gonna be hedgefunded.

>>28799906
SOXL is literally about to 15:1
https://www.direxion.com/press-release/direxion-announces-forward-and-reverse-splits-of-five-etfs/

>>28800027
He said he was over 30...

QRD on tinny? why does biz care about this guy?

>burgers can't trade
>AMC pumps
petition: ban burgers forever

>>28800017
I think it's like Garry's Mod, a huge sandbox where you can download custom games/mods.

>>28799924
>>28800017 >>28800026
>Not buying roblox for the pure meme value.
I myself like to pay premium for my entertainment.

>>28800104
AMD and MSFT will double within a year

>>28799874
KEK, I love tinny hahahaha

>>28800106
I only started putting RYCEY in yesterday though.

Rolls Royce is secretly in the process of being bought out by the CCP to build their jet engines. Once Rolls Royce is renamed to Rolls Rice and finishes making jet engines, they’ll be put to work building up a network of Chinese agents in Britain in preparation for the invasion. BREXIT was just the first step in Xi’s plan. Now that they’re isolated, revenge for the opium wars will begin with SPYCEY RYCEY leading the charge.

>>28800104
>I plan to hold stocks for long term
QQQ

>>28800104
Cannabis just hit the red the final two days before close while its been up since SEPTEMBER. Stop the FUD on cannabis and don't be tissue handed.

>>28800110
>https://www.direxion.com/press-release/direxion-announces-forward-and-reverse-splits-of-five-etfs/

Fuck you. I'm getting in tomorrow. Are you happy now?

>>28799633
RYCEY was being shilled here since it was at $3 and it just keep going down
they recently announced that they have to close factories over summer and pause production because they have no demand and can't pay their workers
you're gambling on their post-covid recovery that's years away

>>28800104
>Also fell for the GME and BB Reddit scam
hello newfag

Anyone from Italy? Need to clear something up for taxes.
As I understand you have to report your earnings to the tax authorities. What I don't understand is what constitutes an earning.

e.g. if I buy 100€ of XYZ, close the trade at +50% and end up with 150€ in my trading account, but then I buy and hold 150€ of ZYX, does it still count as if I "made" 50€ or do those not count because they've been reinvested?

>>28800229
Holy shit guys a bowl of rice just flew over my house

>>28800117
go back retard

>>28800117
He is just some autistic kid who is obsessed with kpop chicks and used to shill his bags here. He made a lot of shitty investments and had a lot of bad luck with timing.

>>28800229
>Rolls Royce is secretly in the process of being bought out by the CCP to build their jet engines.
Fucking awesome. I can't wait for the shitty UK engineers to wreck China's aerospace industry. RYCEY engines blow dick.

>>28800117
Hello new, and or, fag.

PLTR to $100 EOM Deus Vult.

>>28787242
Corona isn't going anywhere faggot. Get broke

>>28800117
SMG tends to bully its tripfags until they stop posting even if they are actually good although those are few.
Baggie 2 scoops and Tinny have been here a long time so made a big impression.

>>28800112
I'm sure if he said he was a super secret c.i.a. agent you would believe him as well? Because your not just thinking about talking to an agent. You are one.

>>28800150
>dividends paid in Robux

>>28800150
NTDOY is already my entertainment hold

i have no fucking idea what their chances of becoming Disney 2.0 really is, i just like the idea of owning nintendo

>>28799906
Explain to me "splits" in stocks
Sorry im a brainlet

>>28800386
FBI runs 4chins not the agency.

>>28799779

Holding it. If it runs up, great. But at it's current price, grab a thousand shares.

>>28800368
>>28799739
oil already up to $60 and mooning while oil stocks had no chance to price it in yet
will go up short term

>>28800378
2scoops is the only cool tripfag, he’s unironically the token black guy of /smg/

>>28799111
>Imagine not having crazy 42069 sex since november 2019
That's me I hope this Corona shit is over soon I just want to go back to live alone and have lots of sex with milf co-workers

>>28800104
Keeping cash under the mattress is the most you should try to manage.

>>28800317
guys guys calm down. im not here from reddit. im here from pol lol

>>28800386
Sir, this is 4channel. Everyone is a CIA, FBI, IRS, NSA agent unless proven otherwise.
>except me

>>28800394
you buy 1 share of SOXL at $600
15:1 split
you now own 15 shares of SOXL, which are worth $40 each.

>>28800387
>Kek'd
here is a pepe.

>>28799578
>Best Chinese investments
"Best" does not mean "good".
Get fucked.

>>28800708
Seething amerilard.

>>28800522
Lol I might as well buy german govt bonds for negative yield.

>>28800708
All Chinese investments are good investments.

>>28800672
So what impact does this have? Decreasing cost of individual shares so there is less barrier to entry for option trading?

>>28800606
Add some foreign groups like FSB as well. The US government likes to blame Russia, so it's pretty much confirmed.

Reminder to hit your deadlift and heavy bags today, and also to quit being a faggot

>>28800600
well then you should know to shut the fuck up and lurk, unless you came to /pol/ from reddit

i have direct contact with tinny btw

>>28800691
If I knew more about the damn game, I'd suggest something lulzworthy for a virtual shareholder meeting.

Cathie will buy g3v0.

>>28800917
tfw the peak of trading is trying to pick what Cathie will pump next

Anyone else invested in big banks? Got some nice returns from the virus recovery and they’re back to ATH, wondering if it’s time to move those gains somewhere else

>>28800820
it means these thieves are going to STEAL 14/15ths of the value of the companies stock price. stay away. luckily only 20% of my portfolio was FNGU when they did something similar friday

Ok oil anons.
RIG or SU tomorrow. They seem like similar plays -- undervalued given crude prices, and RIG seems like it could move faster. SU is more complicated.
Halp.

>>28800917
No she won't lol. But GEVO will continue to rise on the Great Green Leap Forward hype wave.

>>28800858
Make sure he takes his meds

>>28801001
Will yields climb this year: y/n? There's your answer whether to buy more BNKU.

>>28800858
You're spooky ghost talking medium then?

>>28800857
but i've been here for two years. i-i wanna be in on the jokes too guys. I went to pol in 2015 after finding some links from zerohedge which i was on since 09. never touched reddit. Wish i found this place in 09 i would have made so much more money.

>>28800813
Chinese Communists are the creation of western academia, their elites are all going to western universities. First it was communism, now they import the worst of SJW ideas. China will be anything but good in the nearest future.

>>28800394
>Buy one share SOXL tomorrow for essentially $600 (but the share price is closer to $680...for simplicity sake)
>March 1st, the one share you own is now worth 15 shares
>Share value of your new 15 shares is reduced to equal the total amount of $600.
>Each share is worth $40*15 shares = $600
>Put the shares under your pillow and watch them race up in value
>...
>Profit

Any ayro chads here? How high do you think this could go? Looking to get in and hold for while

>>28801077
GEVO is going back down to a dollar mate

>>28801029
But wont you get 15x the original stock?

>>28801169
I love China.

>>28799874
This is what the average /biz/tard looks like, isnt it?

>>28801070
im only buying Suncor if it's not more than +2% because this shit will just be dragged down again

dunno if it's because Saudis are unloading their Suncor stock but there's no rush in buying Suncor ( I already have a small position though)

>>28799111
Stripper gf is out for the week as of last Thursday...
I literally jerked it like 3 or 4 times in the last 12-24 hours.
What the fuck, man.

>>28801221
listen if you wanna go trust some shit some chink /biz/ is shilling in these threads that fine.

>>28801184
Thats what I assumed would happen that reducing barrier to entry would cause the stock to race up in price by raising volatility.

>>28801121
If he is, can he talk to the DGTW CEO? tia

>>28797019
Already holding 300 shares.

>>28801210
Why would it? Did the TA tell you that? It started pumping above $10 when the news came about the co-founder. They did an offering at around $8.5 and it barely kept the price below $10. Now it's free to fly.

Or are you just looking at the graph? Because it so, zoom the fuck out. GEVO does very well under Dem administration, and horribly in Rep adminsitration. They are policitally very well connected, but only to one side.

>>28801301
I am literally financially ruined because of listening to /biz/. I should have just bought SOXL.

>>28787242
>WTI
>TK
>NAT
>thank me later

lol this guy wasnt around for /tankerstockgeneral/

it was a failure; don't invest in tankers UNLESS you're holding for DIVIDENDS. otherwise they suck

>>28801169
Basically every despot in the last 100 years went to western university

>>28801070
Try BORR also

>>28801077
She will buy AACQ. This is the next GEVO. See you guys tomorrow mooning

>>28799910
they're falling victim to their own creation of multiculturalism now, what may have survived for 2000 years is going to be gone in the next 100. they opened pandoras box, cant you see that?

>>28801077
It would make sense under ARKG as "Agricultural Biology" directly and indirectly the former co-founder won the Nobel Prize in chemistry for directed evolution of enzymes. Worst case it's "innovative" so it could fall under ARKK. Regardless it's currently not part of ANY ETFs except 3 total-market ETFs according to etf.com so even any of those "green" ETFs could justifiably pick it up.

How much longer should I hold onto PLTR?

>>28799924
How the fuck is a company with a single videogame burning cash like that?
I don’t recall Minecraft burning $200M in a fucking year or whatever prior to getting bought out.
That’s on top of $600M in revenue.
Wtf are they doing to burn cash like that?

>>28801575
10 years or so

>>28801575
Until the inevitable collapse of western society

>>28801488
The only commie I have any respect for is Ho Chi Hihn because he just wanted everyone to fuck off from Vietnam and be left alone

damn i really shouldve listened to the GTE shills huh

>>28801562
The WASPs also helped create multiculturalism and now the Bush family are all beaners and Jews.

>>28801169
it still amazes me how many powerful people throughout history have been dumb enough to think communism was a great idea. great enough for tens of millions of people to suffer and die because of it.

>>28801479
it was a failure because it was a bad moment to buy, if you buy high with no edge you'll get burned, I would have never considered buying back then
now it's a chance to buy low and ride the wave
of course if you hold for too long you can get burned too, that's why I'm saying to set sell orders at 2x your entry and never look back

>>28800365
The Lord must be testing my patience with all these 1 off digits. I hold faith that PLTR will be $100 EOM.

>>28800551
>he’s unironically the token black guy of /smg/
I’m hoping to post more pics soon.
I’m feeling my American flag wife beater for these next pics.

>>28801427
Enjoy bag holding when they issue more stock again. Their revenue is shit and just plain not profitable. Combine that with the current clown market of pump and dumping you’re asking to lose money if you buy now.

>>28801221
No, share dilution, CEO of SOXL got caught with another dead hooker, gotta pay off the judge

Palantir is worth as much as Activision Blizzard and Autodesk, what the fuck...

>>28801575
you will probably sell during this months dip at the lowest point.

>>28801567
I don't think GEVO is ARK bait. Maybe some green energy ETFs will pick it up now that it's not a penny stock of a failing company.
But it's mainly pure meme value as it is.

I have 2x more in REGI.

>>28801323
Though, for something like this, the NAV is calculated by the price of the stock at the moment just before the split is recorded. So right now the stock price is $688/share. However, if the stock price increases, so to does the price of the stock AFTER the split. Most recently, and I have been shilling this one, FNGU split last week and you can literally jump on Yahoo Finance and see the before price split and after split price, to get an example.

>>28801692
Jews decided the messiah was coming and they would rule the world, led to millions of deaths. Sad!

>>28801807
clown world

>>28801791
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>28801685
Why? Is it going to go back up?

>>28801807
> blizzard
Literally worthless
> autodesk
I ate a sandwich with their old ceo and he showed me how inventor worked. Nice dude. I was wearing an autodesk jacket my friends mom gave me and he just wandered over at the airport and started chatting.
> can’t invest in ESRI
damnit

>>28801169
They already succumb to their own feminists.
Their ideology treats women as equal to men, actively fighting misogyny.
http://www.commonprogram.science/art6.html

Bros I got 93k, how to I make it to 100k so I can enter 6 figure hell?

I have $2000 and I need to turn it into $20000 in six months or I will fucking die.
What do I buy tomorrow morning to start my journey to get there?

>>28800820
The stock market is like interest free loans for companies. When you buy stock you're giving them money but if the higher their stock price gets the less they get in loans overall. Essentially, the company needs money so they split the stocks to get renewed interest and can gather more interest free loans.

>>28801994
Based BILI.

>>28802018
put 7k on black

>>28801775
>current clown market of pump and dumping
Nah man, the clown market is not Pnd. It's pump and crab. There is literally no downside.
Take a look at PLUG or FCEL, or even PLTR. They are all retard pump stocks, and they at most crab down, giving you plenty of time to exit.
I wouldn't suggest holding GEVO for more than 3 months, at which point they may dilute again, but in that 3 months, it will 2x if there is a nice catalyst (e.g. announcing Net Zero 2, or some govt contract)

This is not AQB, whose business model is literally just dilution every 4 months.

>>28802028
A gun so you can just die quicker

>>28802018
RIOT LEAPS

>>28802028
kneepads

>>28801757
Unfortunately if she's Asian that's apparently a bad thing now.
Buy BABA

>>28797627
GameStop was at 419€ in Frankfurt at the peak. Missed by 1€

Fresh Bread
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>>28802100
Freshly Baked Bread
>>28802100
>>28802100

GSAT, DNN, UUUU, ARB

Someone baked a new one
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>>28802100
>>28802100

>>28801994
>China has caught the feminist mind virus
Oh my god. I gotta get my popcorn. Who the FUCK is gonna win here at the impending propaganda wars?
The shitheads that run every FAANG company’s HR department or the fuckers that disappeared Jack Ma

>>28802108
Well, that's the plan if i don't make it
>>28802121
What's the ticker symbol?

>>28802028
$CLF