/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28753407
1400 dollars? what do you need 1000 dollars for? americans just want to here that someone cares about them, they don't want handouts.

>both chambers of congress are on scheduled breaks until february 22
these mother fuckers are always on vacation

>>28753407
i hate politics so much bros

>>28753437
if i could just get 600 dollars, that would be fantastic and help me a lot

Imagine honestly thinking that people will buy crypto with their stimulus checks. You deluded are you guys? Jesus Christ.

>>28753489
well, you're getting 1400.. so congratz anon..

>>28753407
Priced in

>>28753499

Doing exactly that plus my tax return

>>28753499
Its not about buying crypto its about deluding your purchase power. DYOR

>>28753499
That's what I did and it worked great.

time to convince all those nigs to buy 0.03 btc

>>28753499
A shitload of people did it for stocks and there's plenty more that will fomo into the nearly-top right now.

thats a lot of free PS5s

>>28753407
Anyone who actually needed this money is now either dead or homeless lol

It's been like 8 months

>>28753521
this. expect a dump if it doesn't go through,

>>28753407
they've been discussing more checks for the past year lol
wake me up when they finally send out payments

>>28753407
Notice the clever wording does not say that the checks are scheduled for next week, it just says that Joe Biden 'Will Discuss' the checks.
Learn to read between lines OP

>>28753678

Dems were fucking it up to make Trump look bad. Now they can take all the credit.

>>28753644
lol

>dems literally buy votes with their $2k promise
>suddenly drops down to $1400
>almost 3 months into the new year and its still just a discussion

no matter what crypto gains i make these next few years it wont buy enough rope for these fuckers.

$1400 dollars?
Why do you need $1000?
We can't afford to give you $600, how about $200?
Here's your $50.

>>28753915
Did you forget the $600 stimulus checks, moron?

“If Democrats take Georgia $2000 checks will be oof the door day 1”

>>28753407
Thank god i don't live in US

>>28753464
Paid vacation. Paid by you.

>>28753407
At least Newsweek isn't calling that fake faggot 'President'.

>>28753407
>$1400
This will never not be fucking hilarious

>>28753644
lmao

>>28753437
hands off my $700, as an american i earned that $500

>>28753644

>>28754235
>mfw I forgot Joe Biden was President

>>28754593
It’s easy to forget when he’s been shown on camera maybe twice since he became it

>>28753407
>1400
lmao he promised all those niggas $2000 the day he was elected
all he's done since has been backtracking

>>28754036
That was passed by Trump, faggot.

How the fuck are these faggots still discussing this shit? Remember when Trump passed $600 stimulus checks and we got that shit in two days?

I’m finna spend mine on some jo’dans

>>28753762
No, now they wont do it and the media will applaud them for it and their voters will forget.

>>28754036
jfc. eat the bugs retard.

>>28753978
You're on the wrong site. Go back.

>>28753464
It's called recess, like for children.
They can go and have fancy dinners paid for by lobbiests and convince schmucks to vote for them again.

Any wagers for how much goes to Israel this time?

>>28753407
KEK 1.8 of that 1.9 trillion is going to Israel Pakistan and other shithole countries.

Hope it was worth the complete collapse of USD as reserve currency and inflation from printing monopoly money

>>28754894
Took my dad like a month to get it, speak for yourself.

Didn't get either one, have to claim it on my taxes.

>>28755377
I wouldn’t say that’s trumps fault directly. I got mine immediately and didn’t even need that shit. What was the reasoning you didn’t receive yours and dad received his later?

>>28753479
The only thing worse than politicians at this point are shmucks who believe in them

>checks on how OXEN can protect him from the statue of liberty enslaving him for accepting yet another stim check

when i get the 1400 i'm hella ordering pizza

>>28753407
>"looking foward" to discussing stimulus checks this week
What's there to discuss? Just fire up the fucking printers already. You know you're going to. You also know Congress doesn't give a fuck about America if they had to do the Trump dog and pony show before the "lifesaving" stimulus checks (that they'll still squabble over like vultures over roadkill). Either do it or not, stop blue-balling everyone you fucking faggots

>>28755263
didn't israeli citizens get like $3500 out of that while we got $600?

>>28755930
based and delivery-pilled

>>28755930
You disgust me, I hope the FBI catches you, fucking pedo.

>>28755042
Retard, they wanted one stim check of 2k passed under Trump and he didn't do it? You obviously grew up eating bugs and have 85 iq

>>28753644
Bread lines are longer then they've been since the depression nationwide. Poor people continue to take Ls

>>28753407
>immediately dumping all of it into cryptos, putting it into my trezor, and never touching it until usd finally starts tanking

gonna be interesting watching people try to use USD once its value tanks

>if i buy 1 bitcoin for 50k dollars
>and the value of the dollar tanks
>then how much is 1 bitcoin truly worth?
>why, its worth what i bought it at
>so sorry, inflation occurred.
>1 BTC is now 100k because of the dollar anon
>50k simply isnt enough now
>what do you mean im a filthy goy?
>its not my fault you kept printing money mr. shekelberg

its gonna be a blast

>>28756432
But the meme lines are going up, how can people be poor?
This is the top isn't it

>>28756474
Right until the government says you have to turn in your btc for Fedcoin. Better if govt does not know you have BTC. I cannot understand buying on something like Coinbase where irs and all government put your SSN on a list

>>28755263
We literally made Israel you fucking idiots. It’s not a conspiracy about Jews because we’re using/working together.

I didn’t even look it up and I bet Russia or China is involved with a neighboring country.

>>28756511
GenXers and millennials who used to be middle class now have to wait in 5 mile long car lines to feed their families. The future is now.

>>28756570
who cares? if i put BTC in an offline wallet they cant do shit about it

>>28753437
I am saving up for a career and also using that money for rent and food. Yes, I still work like a dog. I'm not wasting a single cent on stupid bullshit, not anymore.

I am finally an adult.

>>28756610
>It’s not a conspiracy about Jews because we’re using/working together.
what do you think we're getting out of the relationship? cui bono?

>>28753499
The weakening of the dollar since April has gone along with the bull run.

>>28756432
>People still have their homes, cars, cellphones, TVs, Netflix, internet...
Truly a nationwide disaster

>>28756150
-mfw my wife is on disability and so I’ll get more gibs than jews

>>28753407
>discussing plans
Bro just cut the fucking check or don't already

>>28756665
They know it’s yours, it’s still on the blockchain. The feds pay amazon giant money to do blockchain analysis. You aren’t able to hide any money in Bitcoin. Inb4 mixers, glow harder

>>28753407
1400*330million = 462 billion
what happens to the other 1.44 trillion bros?

>>28753762
>muh demoshits!
>muh publicraps!

>>28756816
By "we" he meant the jewish race, filthy goy.

>>28756316
retard. when biden was walking around paying people off was he offering $2000 minus $600 checks for select income groups or was he offering $2000 checks for all? holy fuck the back tracking and damage control, im glad yall wont have any guns.

Its only for welfare queens, blacks and Israel.

>2800 stimulus check coming
>5 grand refund mainly from daughter being born late last year (2000 child tax credit, 1100 from the dependent portion of the previous stimulus checks)
>new child tax credit is being nearly doubled and will be monthly payments meaning it will most likely include the first few months of this year as another 1200
>brother in singapore wants to send me 10k to give me more capital and jumpstart my earnings
I'm used to maybe having a few hundred of disposable income every month come march I'm going to have like 20k to throw into crypto. I'll be able to make a grand a day just swinging the daily +/- .02 xlm fluctuations

>>28755590
True words that deserves dubs

>>28753407
I love this, so Democrat, well give you all $1400 then tax you all an additional 15% for fucking ever

>>28755207
>implying votes matter

>>28756982
>Wife is a Jabba the hut.

I wish to smell her cheese rolls

>>28757716
>Meanwhile in Australia
>$1500 bucks a week from my tech support business which I claimed lost income because I started full time work after graduation
You Amerimutts are cattle

>>28757993
You’re going to be eaten alive by spiders. Good bye Anon.

This gay shit is paying people for kids to simply exist and I get shit fuck this im seething coping dilating whatever fuck this

>>28753407
imagine all the plebs pumping dogeshit and the money then flowing back into link

>>28753437
I like how no one give a single fuck when companies, who legally didn't have to be named to the public, got 1.5 trillion, but when citizens get any kind of money it's a massive bitchfit.

>>28753644
Checked, based, and redpilled.

>>28753407
>discussing his plans
"yeah sorry guys"

>>28753464
>90 year old pedos who stole an election after destroying the economy because an orange man wasn't starting enough wars so the poor lobbyists and miltech companies couldn't make money while fracking meant cheap oil was cutting into the profits of oil companies
>but maybe they'll give you some money, after they give their corporate friends some money

NO
REFUNDS

>>28753644
By the time they actually pay out the $1400 it will have the buying power that $700 did in Jan 2021.

>>28754456
I hope you make sure you remember to pay tax on your $350 check.

>>28753512
He probably means the IRS stiffed him on the 600.

>>28758613
If people re-elect the same swampniggers who have been in government for 50 years, why are they whining that those same swampies are still being swamp and fucking them over? Americans are actual retards.

>>28753915
>dems literally buy votes
Trump would never just send money in the form of a stimulus. Remember dems bad, reps good.

https://twitter.com/andraydomise/status/1349949156773797888

Friendly reminder that they promised us $2,000 checks, not a "grand total of."

Anybody covering for them deserves to be shot if/when the revolution comes.

>>28759058
>>28759025

>>28753437
The anon who posted this does not speak on behalf of me, an american
I will gladly take 1.4k

>>28754208
And they get to order it themselves with no objections the way us wagies get objections to it. Same with raises. Oh and we get fired if we're not well liked or do a bad job...

>>28759415
It was literally a kike trick lmao
The memes write themselves

>>28759058
>The Rock, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jimmy Fallon, etc said vote Joe
Yeah but the greatest artist of all time said he'd have voted for Trump

>>28760116
The real surprise is that even as the establishment dems try to ban crypto, regulate retail usage of the stock market and will probably go after online shops and precious metals next, we somehow have people on /biz/ still shilling for them. I'm convinced the fuckers are paid somehow, there's no way someone could be so derangedly retarded as to lurk a business board and then advocate for anti-business politics.

>inb4 that post from nearly 2 years ago where orange man says he dislikes crypto
>or that one shill saying CZ's funhouse isn't available in TX

The world is bigger than orange man, shills.

>>28753407

Purchased 28oz silver the other day. Also happy in the fact that my family has always loved jewelry, specifically gold jewelry, so we have a bunch. You should have seen the look on my face when I decided to weigh out the two necklaces I wear every day and realize that they are 32g of 18k.

That being said, I want to only purchase 24k from now on.

>>28759415
>if/when revolution comes
so never? I think it would hurt too much for americans to admit their government is one of the most corrupt in the world, they just keep overdosing on copium saying that it's all the other party's fault. Notice how they don't think there's a problem with only 2 fucking parties having a >1% chance of being in power?

>>28756150
Not anywhere close lol, you might want to check that math.>>28756150

>>28759415
>Friendly reminder that they promised us $2,000 checks, not a "grand total of."

Come on man, the Trump impeachment trial costs hundreds of millions of dollars. Missing out on a few hundred per American is well worth getting Trump to quitted

>dumped my Trump stack ($600) into the crypto market
>probably going to dump my Biden stack ($1400) into the crypto market too.

>>28757993
You realize stimulus payments haven't nothing to do with lost income right? It's literally just free money handed out by the government to everyone whether you have a job or not. If you lost income you get a lot more NEETbux on top of that.

>>28753464
It's better that way, everytime those fuckers work they only pass laws that make our lives worse.

>>28758988
if trump was president how come you blame his opposition for destroying the economy?

>>28753407
If only my cock would inflate like the US dollar

>>28761255
When trump was president how come many people claimed all his achievements were just a long term result of the Obama administration?

>>28753489
>potato_in_muass

Wow, reddit has really arrived.

>>28759415
“Checks” implies more than one so she wasn’t lying

>>28753644
Nah they're robbing and scamming. Carjackings and robberies are up in every city in the US.

>>28756610
>working together
as in, the USA spending trillions and sacrificing their soldiers fighting Israel's wars, while Israel plays the victim decade after decade? Sounds like a balanced working relationship to me

>>28757122
oh yes the FBI and their wide jurisdiction over eastern Europe. Why do people in this board still live in the USA? You guys must really love niggers

>>28756570
>>28756665
>>28757122
>Monero

>>28756639
Boomers can suck up social security for a few more years so it's okay. Never forget the sheer amount of hate boomers have for their kids and grandkids.

>>28761255
Commit suicide, faggot shill.

>>28756432
They honestly deserve it at this point. Imagine voting for the people trying to kill you.

>>28753407
>discuss
ehehehehehe
"You want it?"
Yes!
"You need it?"
YES.
"Oh you really want it huh?"
WTF?

>>28761595
imagine running a meme twitter account

>>28759415
>$2000? What do you need $1400 for? You're not getting your $800 stimulus check anytime soon!