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We are not gonna make it

>> No.28748394

>>28748169
Best sex i ever had was a skinny vietnamese nurse.
She was NOT marriage material however.

>> No.28748832
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>fucking 19 year old flip
>she starts crying
>wtf? what's wrong?
>'why are you wearing a condom? don't you love me?'
>what? you want me to take it off?
>'yes! cum inside me!'
>sure ok
>hold her down and blow my load directly into her cervix, prone bone and as deep as I can
>feelsgoodman
>so what was that about? why did you want me to cum inside you so bad?
>'because I'm ovulating right now and I want your baby!'
>me thinking to myself: oh shit
>me to her: isn't that nice :)
>'we can get married when I have your baby'
>oh definitely :)
>kick her out of my apartment the next morning and block her on my phone

Watch out for those flip girls, brehs.

>> No.28749474

>>28748832
Boner achieved

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>>28748832
Based SEAnon. Are you in flipland rn?