/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28702148
You should have lead with fuck you bitch

Holy crap anon, she was testing to see if you were a beta that immediately freaked out instead of being able to make fun of himself in confidence, you just blew a date night

>>28702148
is that from your mom?

>>28702257
If you ask a woman to be your valentine and she says you must be joking, fuck you is an appropriate response

>talks to a woman

>>28702148
Weak. The correct response was:
>You're gonna be my valentine, whether you like it or not.
Now try again.

>>28702148
LOL stacklet
6 fig hell is real

>>28702148
>1st shit test
>fail miserabely
you're probably gonna sell the dip so just give up now

>>28702148
calm down OP

>>28702148
Calm down

>>28702148
you're ngmi in crypto and irl, how did you fuck it up this bad anon

>>28702378
Interacting with any members of the female race is a sign of future bad financial decisions

>>28702257
>heh... y-yes i was just kidding... w-we're still friends right?

>>28702148
you'll never have a woman. enjoy your incel homo life with cuntpajeets and faggets, insecure little bitch

>>28702148
You do not need the bitch my friend

>>28702148
>fuck you bitch
dangerously based

You could have navigated that sooo much better.

>>28702348
post poorfolio and skin colour please

>>28702148
send her dick pics. Also post dick pics here

>fuck you bitch

>>28702148
That’s what you get for gay-ass “want to be my Valentine” line lol holy shit. Just ask if she wants to hang out then put the moves on her. That’s also when you tell her about your Eth (or when you should have been telling her)

>>28702482
simp detected

>>28702148
should have just invited her into a restaurant without mentioning valentines, and if she said no then just answer "ok" and go on with your life.
.t another sperg

>fuck you bitch
kek, confirmed for autistic, she was testing waters, a bit more of a push and you could had gotten a date.

>>28702148
>ayyo mane gibs me dat "efferyums" before I pop yo ass nigga

>>28702390
Why exactly do we call it 6 figure hell?

>>28702473
Could not have said it any better

>fuck you bitch

>>28702148
>fuck you bitch
Eternal roastie BTFO

>>28702148
She was testing you. You blew it by sperking out and not pushing further.

>>28702378
This

>>28702482
You'll never BE a woman you fucking newfag

>>28702587
don't what what "a simp" is, but i have a 10/10 wife and a bunch of (real life) friends because i know how to talk to people and not be an incel homo retard like OP. sounds like you're just another incel homo so enjoy your hand for the rest of your life, because that's all you'll be getting, you sad faggot

>>28702821
at least he got a match, simping faggot

>>28702755
>Why exactly do we call it 6 figure hell?
Because it's enough money that the swings are hard to stomach, but it's no where near enough money to quit your job and retire.
Hence, 6 figure hell, 7 figure purgatory, 8 figure made it.

>>28702148
You're a majestic creature OP

>>28702580
roll

>>28702473
it's also a sign of getting pussy. but of course, homos like you don't care or even know about any of that, lol

>>28702148
you unironically had a chance until you sperg'd out on her

>>28702580
Roll

>>28702580
Throw a kippah in the rolling so not everybody wins

>>28702694
>>28702821
>>28702844
All you retards she wasn't going our with him did you even read her fucking message jesus christ

>>28702844
>>28702964
I'm autistic, how did he have a chance? It looks like she's implying that going out on a date with him is some sort of joke and that he's undesirable?

>>28702755
Enough money to feel rich, not enough to live rich.

>>28702148
lol you're a faggot bro

>>28702580
gibs me dem rollerinos

>>28702148
>fuck you bitch

16 year old mongloid confirmed. You should have said nothing if you were serious, now you just look like the douche al the memes are about, are you mayne a marrocon? Turkish or any of that other shit cancers retard countries? It would make total sense

>inb4 larp

>>28702249
>You should have lead with fuck you bitch
this but unironically

>>28702148
Never show interest in women, ever

>>28702873
>>28703105
have sex

>all the incels defending the roastie and ripping on op for saying fuck you to that whorebag
You guys are fucking pathetic. Being a white night on an anonymous anime forum will NEVER get you losers laid. Keep dreaming though. OP is based

>>28703114
he didn't, don't listen to these imbecil homos. anyone that would talk to a girl like this will never have female company.

>>28702249
>You should have lead with fuck you bitch
This would have got you laid

>>28702148

>>28702873
poo in loo

>>28703166
yep, OP thought it would be funny and post it here.

the girl probably also screencapped the convo and posted it on some similar girl forum and they're laughing about this idiot homo that couldn't even get a date

>>28702955
>I put my peepee in a meat hole
>this is the most important goal

>>28702249
show bob and vagene answer me you stupid bitch

>>28703324
enjoy sucking incel dick you sad little faggot, i for one enjoy getting pussy on the regular

>>28703220
Struck a nerve didn't I? Sorry not sorry

"fuck you bitch i have 150 ETH" should have been your opening line

>>28702385
This. Why even ask her? Just inform her of the fact.

>>28703387
when you stop being a horny young faggot you'll realize that lusting after their holes is nothing but a curse you live with for life

>>28702580
rollings

>>28703222
Nobody is defending the girl. It's just that OP seems pathetic/needy in the text.

>>28702148
Never tell people how much money you have, ya focking idiot.

>>28703433
>Struck a nerve didn't I? Sorry not sorry

>>28703539
What's your endgoal? I'm guessing no kids?

>>28702148
>fuck you bitch
Based, don't listen to the AIDS-infected cucks ITT.

>>28703539
oh thanks faggot I'll tell my wife I got some new info from a virgin on 4chan and no longer need to fuck cause he gave me a new purpose of calling women with slurs on an internet forum

ahhhahahah kys you sad cunt

>>28703222
Checked, true, red pulled, but also maximum incel. Jesus Christ, everybody screaming “you fucked up” are as retarded as the “eww girls” edgelords. All of you, stop jerking off to cuck porn and go outside. Get some vitamin D.

>>28703199
+2

>>28703324
What are your goals, anon? To live in a human storage facility playing vidya until you decay?

eww, girls? No thanks.

>>28702257
>no guise, you have to jump through all the hoops, we call it shit-testing
Pussy isn't scarce, and I'm not a dog begging for scraps.

>>28702548
You first

>>28703578
If you can't handle even the slightest insults thrown around here when someone is trying to tell you why the dumb cunt responded the way she did, maybe don't come and post on a chinese girl cartoon forum seethe harder

>>28702580
alright let's see it

>>28703737
>I get pussy on the reg bros
>incel faggots
>oh that pussy I get is from my wife
Your wife is probably a fat annoying cunt that makes all your decisions for you. You aint no chad, you probably married the first chick that let you fuck her

>>28702869
>I have a wife
I'm the nigger that got her high and used her up before you even met her. Enjoy my semen, beta simp.

>>28702580
SS please

>>28704000
ok nice trips so im erwin rommel at his prime

>>28702580
Yeah, he could have been smoother with it.
Not that cored out holes care one bit about romance.
>>28702148
She wanted gifts/bribes from someone attractive

>>28702148

>>28703957
what are you even assuming you small dick azn virgin? you're the one that started youing me from my meme.

>>28704062
it's another retarded larp just laugh it off like I did with the other retard and move on

>>28702148
idiot

Dude just send me eth and i'll give you nudes, thats not even tinder
0xEc140bC2186eC4eB9d4e957cF11C688Fd332F53f

>>28702869
imagine actually getting baited this hard

>>28703324
Children > community > inventions > money

>>28702580
roll

>>28704173
your point?

>>28704004
Actually a perfect 10 that sucks my dick whenever I want. Jelly? You'll never have that kid.

>>28704062
You've never even seen a pussy you homo. Go back to sucking your dad's dick lol.

>>28702580

fug yeah

>>28702148
Are you a redhead by a chance?

>>28702869
>don't what what "a simp" is
It's you cuck

>>28702580
Sieg Heil

>>28704339

Cool comment bro. Enjoy living and dying alone incel homo :'D

>>28704285
>move on
and have sex lol

>>28704288
bro why do you feel the need to justify to randoms online, you got issues man

>>28702348
It's called a shit test and he failed

>>28703574
only real based guy in this whole stinking thread

>>28704411
pretty sure you're the one with issues, incel homo

>>28703220
no

>>28702148
Only sane response “ah, I thought you’d be chill with some fun, talk to you later”

>>28704416
No, that wasn't
She just thought of him as an orbiter
If she thought of him at all

>>28704378
>still seething
I thought as much. good luck to you

>>28704164
wtf

>>28704475
okay redditor

>>28702257
>a beta that immediately freaked out instead of being able to make fun of himself in confidence
that is not the move here
debasing yourself in front of some whore will get you nowhere profitable

>>28704486
kek at least you have coped and come to terms

>>28704526
this bitches obsess over you when they are down to fuck they would never try to shit test you

>>28704235
this is how you end up with an entire society of single mothers married to the state and a society more concerned with feelings than furthering it's own existence

>>28702257
>you should kill your ego for a whore of a woman. It only INCREASE her ego to an insane level, only to ghost you after 1-2 more sentences.
I HATE simps

>>28702482
What the fuck is your obsession with incel cock sucking? If you are baiting you're pretty dedicated

>>28702148
Dude she was excited. It wasn't
>Oh my god I can't believe this creep is hitting on me!
It was
>Oh my god I can't believe he's interested!

>>28702580
rollerino baby

>>28702148
The line before fuck you bitch is the actual problem here.

>>28702148
>you must be joking OMG I know you’re joking right?
The proper response to this is no response at all, after enough time has passed she will feel bad for being a bitch and you come out as an straight shooting alpha chad good guy who was showing interest and she fucked it up.

>>28702580
81-85 roll

>>28702580
roll

>>28704511
This, though not phrased like a cringey rapper wannabe

>>28702580
GIVE MEEEEEEEE

>>28705045
Or this. One of the two

>>28705045
>>28705005
These!
Silent treatment is the best.
If she already finds you unattractive. you won’t be able to change her “logic” by texts.
And if she is ACTUALLY likes you, silent treatment with give an upper hand

>>28702580
roll

>>28702580
roll

>>28702148
>You should be happy that I'm acknowledging your existence you whore... I give you a chance to be with me out of pity and this is how you act? Grow a pear... Pfft

>>28702580
Baseiert

>>28702378
based

>>28702148
>fuck you bitch
chad move

>>28705324
>grow a pear

>>28702148
>chatting to women
OP you are a fucking beta faggot and deserve the rope

>>28702580
Rolling for grandpa who is chilling in Bariloche.

keep that luck, you need it if you ever hope to have sex lol

do you have a valentine?
>no
want to be my valentine?
>LOl good joke
>waiting for gigchad
>turns 30
>why am I still single

>>28705462
>McDonald's
Still have PTSD from that shitcoin.

>>28704288
Wrong! I run through "perfect 10s" regularly. They're all cokeheads, and you probably are too.

yeah, but chances are the won't even know what the fuck that is. Normies don't know eth, just bitcoin and doge.

>>28705581
>I'm sorry for saying that to you I just get frustrated sometimes
>Please ignore that :) I'm a really nice guy

>>28702869

And yet you're here

>>28704416
yea, it is a test. if a woman does this shit, she's failed the test. don't play retarded games and soft manipulation. not worth the time or effort.

>>28702148
LMFAO she deserved it, she didn’t have to say the you’re joking part

>>28702249
Fpbp

>>28702148

>>28702148
As soon as you get a bitch because she knows you have money, considered that money lost fren. No pussy is worth losing lots of money over. If you need to fuck just get a whore, much more cost effective.

>>28702249
This. Women will walk all over a beta, and the second you show weakness it's all over. Best to assert dominance from the get-go.

>>28704914
You actually should temper your ego at least to the point where self-deprecating humor is an option in some cases, but for yourself, not anyone else. Taking yourself too seriously is almost always a curse.

"Okay sweetheart, you just have missed on the chance of being with the richest guy you could have had."

Then never respond to her again and just enjoy the shit out of those messages.

>>28702580
Check em

>>28702580
roll

>>28703843
I plan to go down in history alongside 9/11 and Ted Kaczynski.

>>28702580
Roll

>>28702580

>>28702580
Rolling for 66

>>28702148
>6 figures in crypto
>0 knowledge of relationships

You'll get taken to the cleaners and lose all your money in divorce.

>>28702580
im rolling bro

>>28702473
>female race
>race

Nigga what

>>28706445
Rolled that too
Gendarmerie is a fucking weird concept to me, man
They're supposed to be kind of a full blown army sized SWAT team?

>>28705114
how exactly is that phrased like a rapper wannabe? Spell it out.

>>28706648
>he doesn't know

>>28706648
>He doesn't know their phenotype

>>28706672
they're part of the military, but for shit happening inside France. like counter domestic terrorism for example.

>>28702148
she honestly doesnt seem worth it but it doesnt matter because you are going to do what you want anyway.

>>28702694
lol this. great job showing her what a mentally unstable schizoid you are

>>28704914
>kill your ego
OP could've just said "no, I'm serious."

"Fuck you bitch" is incel-tier overreaction. He might as well ask for bobs and vegana.

>>28704378
>roastie worthless dumpster trash seething this hard
What is with leftist and everything revolving around sex? Truly degenerate and disturbing behavior. Sex isn’t even that great.

>>28702148
>fuck you!
>also I’m rich!
flawless pickup strategy

>>28704754
>>28704754
>>28704754
>>28704754
Thiss.. jesus christ this. How fucking blind are you people. If you're attractive enough you don't have to try. Any awkward things you say or do would be seen by girls as "omg hes so funny and isnt afraid to be himself. Wow much confidence..."

>>28702249
*led

Women are the Jews and Blacks of the sexes, somehow getting the worst traits from both. It's really hard finding the Bobby Fischer's and Thomas Sowell's of women.

>>28702580
Roll

>>28703324
This but unironically.

>>28706913
If he had just said "fuck you bitch", or better yet, just "fuck you" that would have been fine, but because he had the previous message where he's trying to talk her into it it sounds sincerely mad rather than just like a response to banter.

>>28705999
women dont like guys who have self-deprecating humor. the only time they like that when the guy is already a greek god in looks or a billionaire or both

>>28702148
fuck you bitch! good answer
>>28702348
this

>>28702148
>being triggered in 2 messages
you have a lot to learn

>>28702875
>7 figure purgatory
I am supposed to be looking for a job but why bother
my god this is so miserable, wish I never made 7 figures

>>28702148
The good news is you know what not to do the next time you text a woman

>>28702580
raaaal

>>28702148
i just bought your bag and your bitch

>>28706913
>"Fuck you bitch"
Agree on that one
That bitch needed silent treatment

>>28702580
lorr

>>28705999
And why that girl can’t use self depreciation on her own?

>>28702148
That's the most autistic response you could've given lmao

>>28702148
Stop texting yourself retard

>>28706958
you pic will haunt my dreams tonight

>>28702148
>Fuck you bitch
Kek, top autism here

>>28702148
>Guy asks you out
>You laugh in his face
She deserved it

>>28707330
What women really don't like are "men" who purposely adjust their behavior according to what they believe women like. Women like men who exude genuine confidence in themselves. Usually overly serious men who can't make or take jokes about their person do not emanate confidence, even if they believe otherwise.

>>28708411
SIlence hurts more. after she texted lol I wouldnt have texted her back again.

>>28705735
And then
>where are the good men go?
>that’s GUYS fault that I am single

>>28702580

>>28702348
If you're a desperate incel... then yes

>>28702148
Stop harassing your cousin

>>28708663
Yes, him trying to fix it by saying “but what’s wrong with going out with me, it’s not like you have a date or anything” is just depreciating as fuck.
He basically lowered himself as if he is not valuable enough.

>>28702148
She's interested in your looks but you're a beta autist that basically asked her to be his gf before even having a conversation. How sad for her.

>>28708750
No “desperation” for pussy means that you try to “smooth talk them” in to saying yes, instead of picking up what’s left of your manlihood and exit the chat

>>28704000
actually you're a degenerate neet posting on an Australian kangaroo hunting forum

>>28708829
Why would I want to converse with a female?

>>28708635
boom there it is

>>28702148
if you tell her you have 150 ETH she will probably cringe and laugh at you for being in 6 figure hell and all in ETH

>>28702348
>asking to be someones valentine
kids are not allowed on this board.

>>28702580
Rolling for Kreigsmarine.

>>28702148
>should I tell her how I have 150 ethereum?
Anon you should write that in your bio.

>>28702869
Enjoy the divorce faggot

>>28702580
I am literally hitler.

>>28702257
The proper response to "shit testing" is a beating.

>>28706315
irrefutably based

>>28702869
>don't what what "a simp" is
overdid it anon

>should I tell her how I have 150 ethereum?
"alright, i'll take my 150 eth elsewhere. have a nice 2 figure day"

>>28702148
>the absolute state of this pic
kek you pathetic piece of shit
assuming that its true obviously

>>28702474
kek

>>28702580
rolling
also check em

Why the duck would you tell her about your ETH?

>>28702348
I wouldn't know, they've always said yes lol

>>28709355
fuck off roastie

>>28709438
Dab on her

>hurr she's just shit testing him
this is beta cope.
If a girl likes you she says yes fullstop, no ifs no buts.

>>28702869
Ok boomer

>>28708965
I do to feel her out and see if she is worth my time. But that probably isn't a concern of yours.

>>28708803
>What's wrong with me, aren't I attractive?
When I was a teenager, I said this to a girl. I laugh now, but I still feel humiliating pain and regret. I fucking loved her. Forget about ever talking to the girl again, she'll avoid you and think of you as nothing more than a sea urchin.

The best and only option is to shrug it off and fuck another girl, and have her find out about through someone else. If she has a sister, fuck her, that's even better.

>>28702148
Holy fucking shit lmfao

>>28702580
33 sirs

>>28702148
holy fuck OP, plz be a larp

>>28702580
Umm yeah I’m finna roll

>>28702148
correct response

I hope this is a joke

>>28704754
Correct. Orbiter's don't get shit tests. They get ridiculed if they try and step out of their box which is what happened. Potential mates and current mates get shit tests until the mate fails enough for the female to seek a superior male specimen.

>>28702580
Heil Hitler

>>28702148
Based op i personally would have gone for; Whatever bitch.

Not related but Generally the best insults as a whole are usually the shortest and the most unique/absurs ones, it makes them remember it better.

The betas ripping on you itt know they wouldnt even have courage to talk shit back to women who insult them, that's why they're upset lol.

>>28709868
>ZOMG YOURE SO PRETTY CAN I SMELL YOUR FEET

>>28709868
Correct. Would have got OP laid (or at least a date) because it showed confidence, and thus, to the woman, the leadership and bravery characteristics she felt the orbiter lacking; its the only way to get out of the friendzone/orbiter status but if she rejects then you've got to get out and stay out fast.

>>28702148
Just ignore her, that's your best bet.

>>28709868
Would've made for a better convo at least. I wish he went with this.

>>28702580
xjbgvqeusg

NORMANS GET OUT REEEE

>>28709868
>>28709966
>>28710044
Locked
>>28709964
Keyed

Incel containment thread

>>28709868

>>28702580
88

>>28704288
What color are her eyes and I'll tell you if you're with a 10

>>28702148
>1 post by this ID

>>28709868
holy CRINGE

>>28702148
no

>>28702580
oh what the hell, roll.

Never hit on a girl ever, got lots of girls though. Probably because attractive muscular and 6"2.... Life not fair, I watched lots of manlets try and try and still fail. I just sit in a corner and get the vaganna. Not bragging, just how it works though, women are bots, they are programmed to want certain shit. Funny thing is even if they want you, you resent them for being shallow, you also notice the ones they don't want resent them also for being shallow....

>>28702580
rolling

>>28710045
>1pbtid
>spams xj
>ID is xj
What the fuck

>>28702580
Rollllll

>>28702148
Admittedly, I've lurked on reddit longer than 4chan so if I'm regarded as a newfag from plebbit, I'll take the heat.

I haven't read the other replies, anon but I'll give my 2 cents.

If someone gives you shit, specifically women, just take it in stride, smile, and either move on or stand ground with calm confidence. Never let them affect your mood. Your happiness is your priority and absolutely paramount. Stooping down to that level lessens you, and you are a Chad with them 150 eths; she needs to upgrade to you.

It's their nature to fuck with us. But remember, you are wiser than that, anon.

>>28702148
she will never love you manlet

>>28710162
ywnbaw

Jesus don’t you faggots know anything about dating or negotiations? You come to the table with some shit you know they won’t accept.
>I want you to lick my asshole while I piss in your sisters face
Then they counter offer
>Umm what the fuck? Get out of here creep before I call the police!
Then you assert your position of power
>My father is a judge, the bribe to have the case dropped would be less than my bar tab, I have 1000 BTC, and can afford a better legal team than the local tax payers can. There is literally nothing you can do poor slut.
This should cause hesitation. This is when you should peacock.
>I can also afford a yacht, beach house in the Keys, and a Lambo. If you take care of me I can take care of you.
This will illicit rage from your competitor.
>I dont give a fuck what you have get away from me creep!
Now is when you make it about more than the two of you.
>I can take care of your family. Conversely I can have some italian friends of mine TAKE CARE of your family.
This should catch them off guard. Before they can reconsider hit them with your real offer and sweeten the deal for them.
>I want your sister to lick my asshole while I piss on your face. And Ill buy you a puppy.

Works every time anons.

>>28702869
>i have a 10/10 wife
Whatever gets you to sleep at night

>>28702257
agreed, should of replied in a confident and funny way. afterall, why would you care about being rejected if you were high value and could get another girl, when op sperged out hate, he just proved himself a loser

>>28709964
>Can I smell your feet
This, but unironically.

>>28710460
>hey guys reddit here
>JUST BEE YOURSELF

>>28704235
I guarantee you, no one in this thread is hooking up with internet chicks with the intention of raising kids.

>>28710577
never been mean to women just honest, that is brutal enough to destroy most of them.

>>28709868
Wow that's peak fucking copium lmao

Keep replying non-chalantly op lol

>>28702580
roo0000--lllll

>>28709868
lol and I thought OP was a cringecel

>>28710592
Hahaha

>>28702869
No you don't lol

>>28702148

>>28705222
No it won’t, she’ll go talk to someone who pays attention to her. There are dozens of dudes who would give her the time and attention that most women crave. They’re overgrown children who need constant attention and praise. Just don’t overdo it.

>>28704475
>pretty sure you're the one with issues
Kek, says the one getting this triggered on a Cambodian ass licking forum

>>28702580
Rollin

>>28710831
he might, i do. not that im making posts bragging about it in that fashion cause youre just gonna get called a larp. I definitely dont automatically assume its a lie because its not for me, but i do assume the people who immediately call larp have prob not been hittin dimes their whole life

>>28702148
kek wtf

>>28702378
Only good post ITT.

>>28705194
or your ID and forget about it

>>28702378
Incredibly based

>>28702257
Nah.
>>28702348
Also nah.

The correct response was to delete the contact. Not bitch out like a sperg. I get it, putting yourself on a limb and it being called a joke hurts. Don't deal with shit tests though, don't react to them either. Shrug it off and go make more crypto. Disregard females. Acquire currency.

>>28703105
She was flirting. Her text clearly shows that she was excited. Op blew it up.

>>28710522
Checked

>>28711253
>autistic
>why isn't he picking up the cues?!
Gee. I wonder why a mongolian basket weaving forum filled with autistics does this?

>be OP
>how can I distract biz from making money today?
>they’re all a bunch of incels so I’ll just come up with an over the top Valentine’s Day psyop
>gets friend to help him
You’re all a bunch of retards for falling for this

>>28702580
for me, its the German Reichsbahn Cap for Supervisory Personnel

>>28702580
Roll

>>28702580
Rolling

>>28711253
like i said earlier, OP's a faggot.

>>28702580
C'mon get me a good one

>>28704164
based

>>28703324
>i watch numbers go up and down on a screen
>this is the most important goal
Biz is mostly virgins eh

>>28702148
Nope, just tell her she's a stupid cunt then go to church and find a virginal 16-18 year old wife instead. Pay her daddy a dowry, whatever needs to be done. Fuck these r-selected whores, their days are numbered.

>OP right now

>>28702580
selling a burning 97 for 8000 keys

>>28702148
bro u should have said, "haha anyways I'm gonna get drunk and bake cookies u are welcome to join" this is a instathot insta fuck strategy

>>28711253
You're retarded, she didn't reply hence the fuck you.

Notice "calm down", no oh sorry, my bad or anything lmao

>The correct response was to delete the contact. Not bitch out like a sperg.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with showing contempt dissatisfaction. You don't get ahead in life by just accepting things like some normalfag loser.

>>28711253
>acts like a cunt
>flirting
i get that women have dick thrown at them on the daily but laughing at someone when they ask you out isnt "giving hints"

>>28702580
Unironically based.

>>28702148
you have to treat women like humans, not goddesses
picture her taking a shit before thinking about communicating

>>28702580
roll

>>28711757
Spoken like a true 4chan incel

>>28702580
Enlisting

>>28710679
>When the truth breaks their social conditioning bullshit

should've doubled down and sent a pick of your dinkle

>>28702580
Rollin

>>28702148
Are you 12?

>>28711744
Of all the replies this is the best. I would change it a bit though:
>Too bad, I already put the cookies in the oven, it would be troublesome if I have to eat all of them.
And if she still responds negatively:
>You're welcome to join the fun if you change opinion, see ya.

>>28711951
Give me a break with the cope goober, we all know you'd let any chick spit in your mouth like this without even saying shit any time of day.

>>28702580
Signing up

>>28712273
Have sex

>>28702580
rolling

>>28710380
Yep. Even the nicest cutest ones

>>28712200
>Too bad, I already put the cookies in the oven, it would be troublesome if I have to eat all of them.
Kek, WTF. You just turned his laid back into response into some faggy incel dad joke
>go ahead and eat a whole tray of cookies by yourself fatass
Ngmi

>>28702580
Yes

>>28712534
It's called teasing. You just give her the opportunity to join "just to help you eat those cookies, then". Which both of you know is a non-issue and you make clear you are fine and will have fun anyway. At the same time that you make clear you were serious in your offer you also tell her you didn't give it much tought.

>>28709868

This. Anyone who disagrees is just LARPing about not being a literal virgin.

>>28702580
kek

>>28712387

>>28710924
>No it won’t, she’ll go talk to someone who pays attention to her. There are dozens of dudes who would give her the time and attention that most women crave.
And I said they won’t?
Which one do you prefer? Smooth talking and apologies for asking her on a a date? Or just cut her loose?
If she doesn’t like you , NOTHING helps

>>28712810
Ask me how I know you’ve never actually been touched by a woman

>>28712387
But I have. I hope you enjoy being a tampon for the rest of your life kek

>>28702148
i'm pretty sure she was joking too you fucking pussy
next time reserve the 'fuck you'. if someone shits on you take it in stride and move on, you never know when people will be useful going forward so why burn bridges for no reason

>>28713045

Wrong. Don't even be mad at her. Why let a woman take your power away by controlling you?

>>28713004
Please, go ahead.

>>28713010
>>28713010
>But I have
Cope

>>28713214
how is that wrong, we are saying the same thing

>>28713045
>you never know when people will be useful going forward so why burn bridges for no reason
>shitting on your for asking her on a date
>dont burn bridges for NO REASON
If she can’t even stop herself from trying to humiliate op, she doesn’t worth anything for him later on in life

>>28713223
.t Living tampon

>>28713218
>>28712810
Because you just gave a paragraph of faggyness analyzing a fucking sentence like some retarded shit test you’ve seen online or on tv about dating advice

>>28713310
>she doesn’t worth anything for him
okay rajesh

>>28708635
this

>>28702580

>>28702580
Roll

>>28713469
I don't have to think too much about it because it just comes natural but anon had trouble understanding it so I just tried to unpack what was going on in that interaction and I think I synthesized it quite well if I say so myself.

>>28702580
rollerino peperino

>>28713470
I am phone posting faggot.
I don’t give a fuck about grammar here.