/biz/ - Business & Finance

NEET

Software engineer (quitting the corporate/working for others side this year) and ethereum investor

>>28703508
Fuck off glowie

>>28703508
behavioral therapist for autistic children

>>28703508
marine electronics technician

full-time loser

>>28703508
President of the USA

Coin CHAD

>>28703508
Freight train conductor

>>28703508
JavaScript code monkey

>>28703601
Pls send halp

>>28703508
R&D singer in the 90s actually had some known hits. Now I just chill and trade shit coins

Sales Engineer

>>28703787
it’s going to be okay, friend

>>28703508
Loan officer

>>28703601
>I.D
Dr.B Pew

broker in commercial real estate

>>28703508
Freelance artist.
Made enough money trading and was born well off, so my work is exclusively because I enjoy it.

>>28703508
Never worked, never will.

>>28703842
Thanks, Dr pew

>>28703508

poet. no, really.

>>28703508
Commercial Fisherman / Furniture-Cabinet maker

>>28704087
do you have TB?

>>28703508
asset management

>>28703508
High school biology teacher

>>28704121

I will not die of consumption, no

M&A Consultant

>>28703815
Ni

I shitpost on /biz/ to demoralize the west

NEET

>>28703508
how do you not kill yourself every day?

t. also an accountant, want to kill myself, trying to change careers

>>28703508
NEET. I'm paid to stay home, not interact with people, and jerk my meat.
>>28703601
What about us adults Dr Pew?

>>28703508
dentist

Web developer, but I haven't found a job in my field so I work in a call center.

I work in finance for the largest food and beverage company in the world

who else here is IT

Weed dealer ( amsterdam)

>>28704226
i’m not certified for that but it would be my pleasure to dole out any advice or support you might need

>merchant

>>28703508
internet guru (i make bank)

>>28703508
English teacher. The only job I’ve ever done except for polishing silver

COVID-19 Clinical Lab Worker

Embedded Network dev, trying to get a reverse eng position now

>>28703986
absolutely based

to my shame and regret have worked as a teenager, but never will again

>>28703508
I'm an architect. Both definitions of the profession as a matter of fact.

supervisor in a busy retail store, I get so much part time pusy its crazy

>>28703508
I'm homeless.
I gotta say though, this is much better than working or going to school. Why did everyone try to scare me out of this?

>>28703508
do you like it? finishing my accounting degree right now but i dont want to go to work like ever

>>28703508
programmer and BTC hodler schizo

Health Promotion

>>28703508
Law student

Software dev. Comfy job. Pretend to be busy all of the time while I browse /biz/

>>28704610
elaborate
how do you initiate the sex? what do you do/say?

>>28703601
Man, I bet 4chan for you must be one never-ending case study, huh.

Crime attorney

Professional Sports Gambler

Aerospace engineer, I have a master's and earn 650€/month after tax. Crypto is my only solution.

>>28704222
Been working as accountant for almost 2 years in government owned company so there isn't a lot of work, also working for few small busineses to boost my income...
Not planning to do it for the rest of my life but right now it's not bad...

McDonald's and yes I did buy McDonald's coin. FML

>>28703601
Based Dr Pew

>>28703508
>Privatier

Software engineer

most recently worked as a data scientist but these days I'm a comfy NEET

>>28703601
Isn't that convenient

>>28703508
amazon driver

>>28703508
Unironically, tax auditor. In Euroland though

>>28704980

>>28704874
I train all new employees, the cute girls I make jokes with and help with work, then I throw staff parties every other month and profit

Massage Therapist

I was an English teacher, quit my job to do my masters. Finished it about a month ago. Now I am employed. I did it in English Literature, kinda wish I didn't.

Cloud integration engineer

>>28705116
Kek cheers im almost at neet level. Should quit my job around summer.

>>28704232
Why do you fucks charge so much for fifteen minutes of boring

>>28703508
Professional NEET.

Undocumented alien.

EMT

>>28704874
He looks good faggot

Security and Consultancy

>>28705149
god wish i had a personality

To the software engineers itt, what technologies are going to boom in the coming years. Want to transition into SE. What pays the most and remote friendly?

>>28704880
it is pretty interesting to see where my patients will be one day

>>28703508
Project officer

>>28703508
Between semesters I'm a cable puller/other pointless labor worker. Full time student during semesters. Hopefully getting a part time job with the VA to get those sweet government benefits and to make extra cash during the semester.
>>28704880
kek

>>28705608
all you need is a comfort zone to manipulate young minds with, been doing it for 10 years not sure what I'm gonna do after the next 10

>>28703829
My nigga

forester

>>28705122
i get the summers off which is the ultimate convenience, plus the kids are endearing

>>28703508
debt capital markets analyst

>>28703508
Neet but not by choice.

Sales engineer

CYBORG. SUBMIT.

>>28703508
>>28704222
Does being an accountant help you guys assess investments or is it really literal bean counting?

>>28705742
beautiful! i admire your work very much

>>28705646
JavaScript. It was JavaScript ten years ago, it's JavaScript today. It will always be JavaScript. Learn JavaScript. Learn Node.js. Learn Mongo. Learn basic SQL. Learn React. Done. You can now make 100k a year starting.

>>28703689
Hi donald

game designer

>>28705736
he isn't manipulating young minds though he's being a cool dude

>>28703508
Arabic Translator.

Mobile Crane Operator

>>28704199
Ni hao, Chong

>>28703508
professional weed smoker

>>28705836
Thank you anon.

>>28705836
Nodejs is what made JS the JS it is today
if you learned JS 10 years ago instead of something like PHP, Obj-C, Java, Py or C you were wasting your time bigtime

JS was only used for clientside programming on websites literally basic level stuff you couldn't even make a program out of it
NodeJS is what made JS into the thing it is today
It turned JS into Python which was the hottest thing in 2010 and from there it just took over

>>28703508
Doctor

>>28705149
>throw parties
Sounds gay i rather get pussy the conventional way

I work at a huge retail store and my job is to assistant people with disabilities (physical and mental) with their shopping. Not as exciting as it sounds 99% of the time I just help old people left heavy shit like furniture.

The beautiful thing about is I get a lot of down time at work, so when I'm not helping people with their stuff I get to sit in a backroom daytrading shitcoins for sometimes hours on a slow day which is how I make my money.

I'm basically paid to shitpost and buy shitcoins.

>>28703536
How do you lucky bastards get this job? Can I pretend to hurt my back at work or something?

>>28703508
Janitor

Ex-truck driver, trying to go into sheep husbandry.
Part timer as death metal singer every dump.

Shop manager for a Company selling furniture

>>28704587
I'm a city planner
>architects are just failed art school drop outs with a tilty desk and a big ruler

>>28703508
Biden Bucks aCOOOMulator

>>28705830
slug

Sales Director at a very large technology company

>>28704247
What kind of job do you do? I just got my bachelors in accounting but want to work in finance

>>28706213
Any close calls with predators ?

>>28706195
IT'S CALLED A T-SQUARE

>>28703508
System Administrator
>blizzard blew out power to our building so I'm working on a Sunday

God please Link moon so I can exit this godforsaken rat race

>>28705836
does backend javascript force you to work for small startups? i'm doing the learn to code meme and it seems many high performance backend systems are written in c#, java, etc.

>>28706213
that looks like some slugs i ran into when backpacking olympic. are you in PNW? i live right at the foot of the smokies and have always loved heading to parks and forests out west.

Electrician currently studying maritime engineering. Dolla dolla bling bling

>>28703508
Journalist at Right Wing Watch

>>28706024
I would rather be homeless than have to suffer coding in JS everyday. JS is shit and you know it.

Business analyst. Aka use powerbi, tableau, r, and python to just give presentations explaining things. Tbh I enjoy it alot and would recommend it for autists who really like explaining things. For example I really wanted to be a prof but this is actually way closer to what I want I realized

>>28706102
Jannie

>>28703508
accountant apprentice. so essentially OP but cuck wage

>>28703508
i taught ESL for 10 years and now I work as a drug counselor/getting my Master's degree. by this time next year i plan to be an eccentric billionaire philanthropist

I advise investors via due diligence of target acquisitions

Data / Software engineer.

>>28703508
i suck dick for money

>>28703508
Software Dev / IT
Barely do any work, can trade at company time and still get paid decently.

>>28706767
>i taught ESL for 10 years
christ

>>28707217
>>28706767
ESL is easy money but a dead end job. I left it now I'm unemployed lol

>>28707385
it looks like fun to do for maybe 1 year to experience a different country before getting a real job

>>28706526
not bad at all nowadays desu

>>28703601
keep up the good work Doc Pew

Commercial medical marijuana cultivator

>>28706293
mostly human
>>28706387
PNW ye

>>28704898
based same

>>28705821
Sometimes, it mainly depends of conditions you agree with the company hiring you...
There is many ways of getting additional
You can get commision from other companies if you convince someone to buy supplies from them, if it is huge deal then you are in money.. of course this kind of commision deals happen under the table..

>>28703693
based I used to do this
stay safe homie there are 9001 ways to die out there

>>28703508
Twitch streamer, "please child get your mommies credit card to donate to me"

>>28703508
neet commission artist

>>28704273
Firewall monkey at a SOC

>>28703508
I work from home, which means I get paid to fap to hentai

>>28703508
Corporate finance

>>28703508
I dress as rich people for money.

Uniswap shitcoin gem spotter

>>28703508
>Welfare bum, but at least I can spell "profession."

>>28703508
Train Conductor, soon to be Locomotive Engineer
6 figues and comfy as fuck

Walmart greeter

>>28703508
Doctor

c++/python/lua programmer and database administrator

clinical affairs

>>28703647
hey colleague

>>28703508
>fulltime LINK holder.

Purchasing manager

Welfare leech (military)

>>28703601
Can /biz/ janitor really be considered a job though?

>>28704232
Any tips so I never have to visit you fucks?
Is brushing twice a day making sure to brush the zone between gems and teeth legit?

arbitrator

avax shiller

>>28708296
LOL same. It’s so comfy I actually may begin to diversify. Yeah right lol who am I kidding.

>>28703508
I watch sports for money

Electrician

>>28708456
its genetics

>>28705900
Fuck you, I bet you're retarded like very "Certiofied Cranesd Oporatopr" I've had the misforturne to work with.
>>28706213
>cute

I build powerlines.

>>28704232
how do you deal with all the anti-dentites on this board?

>>28703640
shit nigga, me too

>>28706526
It's not bad at all.

>>28708456
Don't mouth breathe while you sleep.

>>28708459
I hold some LUKSO and BNT too. But when I take profits I take it into LINK.

I work at Texas Roadhouse and love my job

>>28708742
How can you even control that?
I don’t even know if I mouthbreathe while sleeping.

>>28703508
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUH
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUH
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUH

>>28708403
that’s a zinger, friend

My job is in security but my career and passion is in white supremacy and homophobia.

>>28703601
my name is pewdiepie

>>28707573
will do, my friend. it’s one of the few things i make a real effort at.

>>28708882
i said therapist, not idol

cosmetic development chemist

JUST

engineer

>>28703508
maritime engineer, junior officer rank, good money if you living a shithole like me. contracts are 4-5 months, i sail between europe and asia, sometimes usa

>>28709025
Is that like a pharmacist? Don't they get paid a shitload?

>>28703565
This

>>28709025
Learn the nuance and make your own business.

My parents are rich

>>28708456
I haven't brushed in 2 weeks and have perfect teeth

>>28708835
If you often find yourself waking up with a really dry mouth every morning, or people say you snore a lot, you probably mouth breathe while asleep.
Just practice always breathing through the nose all the time throughout the day, and your body will be trained to instinctively do just that. It helps not even just your dental health, but others aspects of your life too.

>>28703508
priest

Insurance fraud underwriter.
I actually have to do work but it’s comfy and fun for the most part

>>28703508
Logistician

>>28703508
Military Officer.

Cum guzzler

Automation / Controls Engineer. I do software work for factories. it's comfy and factories are fun cus they actually make shit, as opposed to you software fucks making "banking software" and "widget apps for tranny dating" all day

neet

>>28703508

Railway Worker 31k$ after tax.
Daily routine:

Work half an hour and sleep the rest 7 hours in some rail cars pretend to work

>>28703952
You draw?

Psychiatrist

>>28703508
Accountant. I now consider Landlord as a secondary one as I make a steady income from those investments as well.

>>28709840
based, maybe... - what is your take on the greater human person? Psychiatric drugs straight up change someone's brain chemistry, which may or may not constitute their "selfhood", depending on who you ask. I feel like you guys are playing with fire honestly - we don't CASUALLY understand how these drugs work, and who knows what the hell we'll find in 50 years after folks have been on Wellbutrin for that long.

>>28709778
Bruh. what do you do? That seems horrendously underpaid for the railway.

>>28709996

Electric Engineer Blue Collar in a german Railway maintenance hall.
Not a secret that its underpaid, german jobs are heavyily underpaid or your taxed to death

Gonna change workplace soon.
Even tho the work condition is ok but the money really is fucked up for the work you supposed to do with the certification and stuff

>>28707629
Diff anon.. Those slugs are everywhere. They even make it into Seattle, I remember seeing them around the school there.

GL out there in this weather PNW anons.

>>28710160
That's absolutely ridiculous.
I do 140cad a year as a conductor, pushing 160 once I run engines.
Was gunna move to Germany eventually since I have dual citizenship but if that pay is that fucked might have to reconsider.

>>28706119
kek

>>28710160
fuck kikes dude HH

>>28703508
CEO

>>28710260

You should really think about it twice then.

Im working at the german government owned rail company in the fast railway sector and all i can say is, its all fucked up here.
Payment everywhere is on the decline, sure you have social securities but you gonna stay poor all your live.
The only ones having good wage are the old workers with old benefits.
I wasnt even entry level, i worked 4 years in the electric maintaining and stuff and i still managed to save 100k€ (thats only the case because i live with my family in a condo for rent..)

Work in local government. Can highly recommend it if you want to get paid lots to do absolutely nothing.

>>28708457
fuck you and every person in your profession
>t. forced into entirely one-sided arbitration over multiple contracts disputes
Thank god the court sided with that fact that they were screwing our firm 6 ways from Sunday. Biggest pain in the ass.

>>28703601
Fancy way to say /biz/ mod

>>28703508

electrical worker, pay is ~ 14/hr but once I'm through the apprenticeship it'll be about 34/hr. Make some trades during work, but mostly long hodler.

>>28703508
NEET

>>28703508
I kill prostitutes and keep the cash

i'm a female stripper and i started with 10k in january and now i'm at 70k. can't wait to hit a million

>>28710539
I appreciate the heads up. Considering we are gettin 2 or 3% raises yearly out here it doesn't seem too bad.

Move out to the Canadian prairies bud, lotta Germans out here and even though covid we've done pretty good.

>>28710160
which is why nobody wants to work for the DB anymore.all the Boomers who were there when the state owned the DB earned good money but they will soon retire.its the same for Deutsche Post etc.

>>28710646
What does a female book feel like?

famous

>>28703508
security guard

(37k/year gross :)

>>28703508
digital nomad and full time cryptocurrency derivatives trader

>>28710839
what you mean book? my crypto holdings? i'm in cardano, ripple and doge

>>28710931
You forgot to mention full time cringe artist.

>>28703508
Neet

>>28703952
my dream, Im doing good with commisions and using the profit for crypto

doctor (in residency actually)

>>28703508
I'm with the FBI (Female Body Inspector).

>>28710931
>digital nomad
Why not just stay in a tax free or low tax country you retard

>>28710646
>>28710983
post performance
>inb4 /soc/

>>28710983
Boob*, autocorrect phonrposting.

>>28711088
You forgot to mention full time larper

>>28711134
i'm not going to strip for you. i'm a serious crypto trader now and i will be a millionaire soon

Physics PhD student
Looking work as a quant in a hedge fund by the end of the year, preferably in Singapore or Hong Kong (Zürich currently)

>>28711169
and you are a full time seether

cartographer

>>28709839
Yup, and animate.

>>28711066
Hell yeah man. Gig economy sucks though, crypto is a lifesaver financially to get through slow weeks/months.

>>28710818

Exactly this.
Even train dispatcher get the same amount of money as me...

>>28703508
masturbator

>>28703508
AWOO AWOO AWOO

>>28703508
Heavy equipment / agricultural equipment parts technician.

Software engineer

>>28705149
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIEEE
REEEEEEEEE!!!

senior laboratory technician

>>28703536
this

>>28710539

doesn't help that you have such vast influx of immigrants keeping wages low and welfare costs up

>>28703508
neet

>>28703508
User interface designer. Pretty comfy

Historian & Professor redpilling GenZ under the radar...for now.

>>28712151
yeah its disgusting.people who work in retirement homes also earn next to nothing while they have to deal with rude and spoiled 80 year olds who are still allowed to vote.where the fuck is all our tax money going?

>>28703508
Insurance, m*dicare

>>28703508
Pentester

Just another invisible blue collar worker.

>>28706213
T H I C C

>>28708810
>love my job
According to the shirt or do you actually?

>>28703640
>>28708629
Any of you responsible for the /x/ story with the remote sub following the pipe with the LIDAR and the squid alien?

Writer.

Software engineer

>>28711206
I could give you the old lickaroo

>>28712666
checked and based

>>28706287
I am the commercial finance lead for some beverage brands that are sold in grocery and convenience stores

>>28703508
C>>28703508
ovid neet

>>28713354
What do you write? Self published?

Artsitic prostitution. Mainly for tv networks.

>ctrl+f "neet"
>13
Let me be #14 I am a proud crypto need

>"Don’t tell me what delusion he entertains regarding God, or what mountebank he follows in politics, or what he springs from, or what he submits to from his wife. Simply tell me how he makes his living. It is the safest and surest of all known tests. A man who gets his board and lodging on this ball in an ignominious way is inevitably an ignominious man".

>>28703508
Shit-tier third world code monkey.
Trying desperately to not have to work for a living.

>>28703508
cable guy lol

>>28703508
that's a very middle class question

>>28703508
fertilizer technician

>>28703508
Digital marketing for a law firm

U.S Air Force 14N3 aka Intel Officer. I got into bitcoin because we were looking into it back in 2012. Wanted to get something off the books so we can fund certain groups in the Congo. It actually worked out, except on how to train the Congo rebels to use a fucking computer. Most of the time they shot at it. Then we realized that you can actually track Bitcoin because it's visble to everyone. We switched over to Zcash and then Monero later on. We had dudes siphon dust. A lot of guys make hundreds of thousands off of it. Not body cared because government spending it autistic. We had fuck up an order and sent a fucking anchor to Afghan once. No one questioned teh fucking order at all. They just accepted it. 2.8M down the drain.

>>28713572
Novels and short stories.

>>28703508
fuck your datamining cia.
legal assistant

i manage a fabrication shop that makes custom furniture for commercial clients, mostly startups

>>28706068
https://4chanarchives.com/board/r9k/thread/25321001

thank me later

Student

IN THE NAVY

Business Analyst in projects at a major bank.

Journalist

>>28703508
Medical student

Aerospace Engineering student

>>28714332
Amusing larp with hints of truth. There is a large ship anchor at Bagram Airfield and nobody knows how it got there. It's been sitting in the cargo holding area for 5 years or more, since shipping it back out of Afghanistan would be too expensive and nobody will accept responsibility for it.

Makes me wonder what you actually do if you know about the fucking anchor.

>>28703508
private security contractor

>>28703508
Leech

I pretend to work as all in one IT guy at some corporation but most of the time I just sleep or watch YT

>>28703508
Mma fighter
Sometimes thai kickboxer
Crypto let me survive and train during the virus without wageslaving.

>>28705213
what color is your BMW?

Shitty newbie 3D animator
Grow mushroom cultures and create mushroom threads on 4chan as a side gig

>>28703508
I have 300K link. will retire soon.

software engineer at small startup. Trying to get into crypto more seriously but feel that my stock portololio is still baby tier and shouldnt just jump into crypto.

60k a year medical job. I spend almost no money. Zero debt from school/car/house. Stacking 80% of my pay checks. Always funny when girls leave because they don’t think I have a lot, their faces when I show them my account balance and wink is hilarious.

>>28703508
doge holder

>>28718460
dont understand the second half of your post. What do you mean "when girls leave" ?

funemployment and crypto I came down to colombia and brazil off it and im chilling in copa rn now escaping the cold weather life is good

>>28703508
Banker

>>28703508
Dispensary asst. manager. Ayyylmao 420xXxpussyslayerxXx420

>>28703508
pizza delivery driver, i walk home with $100-200 in cash at the end of every shift

easiest crypto gains in the world

>>28716208
I feel bad that you’re wasting your time in med school, unless you are not in the US.

>>28703508
I am an Excel slave

>>28703508
architecture student

>>28703508
Sr Financial Analyst

>>28719372
adding on that i'm 20 and dropped out of college, so it's really easy money

>>28703508
Graphic designer.
Thinking about quitting tho, the money is shit.

>>28703508
SELLING HAMBURGERS SIR

This thread is peak reddit, what do you faggots feels by sharing your professions? attention?
kys glowie dataminer nigger OP

Machinist. Nothing in this world scares me because I can manufacture the solution to it.

>>28719672
Too late bud 300+ replies, can't wait to feed this thread to r/mainframe faggot

Investment banker

>>28704191
gg

>>28704137
yo I'm about to start harvard 2 by 2 and I'm thinking of asset man after, which firm u in?

>>28708629
electro tech chads unite!

I'm 14, no job.

>>28719724

hey man, looking to learn about machining, any good places to learn? Eventually want to custom make all sorts of cool gadgets for fun, i have some plans atm as well

>>28721046
B&