/biz/ - Business & Finance

synthetic assets on uniswap and sushiswap

hmm

>>28645199
The farm is doing very well, the homestead is COMFY

>>28645543
>are ya lookin' forward to three years of passive income from your early bao farm?

>>28645543
>>28645634
>why yes I have been farming a cute anime food token that some full time internet racists told me about in preparation for the impending economic meltdown

>>28645804
i am noticing an increased number of bao effortposters lately. pretty comfy to see.

>>28645804
Absolutely based. 10x incoming.

>>28646604
its gonna be good amigo

Anons. Is this potentially a 2b market cap coin?

>>28647823
In today's market? Maybe after proof of product.
In the next 3-4 years market? Absolutely.

Long hodl it is

>>28647823
https://thebaoman.medium.com/introducing-bao-finance-5849f074f175

>The global market for existing assets sits at a large $5.5T but has limited access and can only be built upon existing assets.

>But imagine a world where anyone can trade any asset they can imagine.

>With synthetic assets you can trade anything from a synthetic Chinese Yuan, a synthetic S&P500 or any number of newly created assets.

>Perhaps you want to create an asset tied to the value of the United States Unemployment Report, or the number of Big Macs that McDonald’s sells each year in Peru.

>This is all possible when creating synthetic assets.

2b is unironically fud to me lmao, synthetic assets are going to blow the roof on the global derivatives market cap with time.

don't compare this to gold, silver, cash, stocks, compare this to options, futures, advanced data science, computing power generally

i'll bust out the rare pepes for chinese new year

>>28645199

>>28645199
will 9 million farmed bao pay my bills for 3 years?

Where's that mentally ill fudder?

>>28649171
The pump has begun he earned his break.

>>28649171
I gave him the week off since the price is going up

>>28649171
>>28650069
>>28650154
I don't think he slept at all for the past week. Perhaps his meds finally kicked in or perhaps his (bad) meds finally wore off? There was a real raid on Bao. It's weird.

What's a realistic price prediction EOY here? If it goes to ten cents I can buy a house.

>literal quadrillions of "dollars" of synthetic assets will be created and traded using bao
>early bao adopters will be like arab princes owning all the oil beneath arabia
>holding just 1 eth will be considered generational wealth
>having 1 full btc will be so rare, its holders basically New Rothschilds
>having 1 ltc will be like owning a nice home with a backyard (based and boomer pilled)
>an unknown amount of monero will be like a Swiss bank account or an offshore trust in the Caribbean
>a ton of other projects in the top 300 and beyond will be Apple and Google tier
>people who bought and held the right alts through the 2010s, early 2020s will be a completely new class of wealthy tech investors
>the whole world economy will be de facto ruled by benevolent blockchain oligarchs like Vitalik and Sergey (...)
>blockchain really is the new internet 3.0
>you made it because you have been part of a secret, global, anonymous, multiracial society of racist frog posters and anime lovers for all of your youth

>>28645543
>>28645335
If I farmed 750 million bao, will I make it?

>>28650885
.006-.01 In my opinion

>>28651030
Absolutely man, if you did that and BAOMAN succeeds you've made it.

>>28650885
I think a realistic, top 90% scenario would be like .0075

>>28650955
>1 bao will be worth more than 1 (irl) bao
you know what i mean senpai?

When is dai coming I want to stake my baos
Thinking of staking 1 million

>>28650955
i farmed too late. i've got 2.3mil locked up now. probably not going to farm more since the block rewards get even smaller. if it does succeed then atleast i have a suicide stack.

Theres no volume in this pump. Watch it dump back to 0.001 in the coming week

>>28648672
how does 300 years sound?

I have 900k staked and 2mil on hand, will I make it?

>>28651810
>there is no trading volume in a coin that is designed to incentivize holding and farming that does not contribute to the trading volume in any way and in fact drives the price up for technically sound reasons

Cool find!

Please pump this so I can sell my bag

>>28652002
Compare the volume of this pump with the volume of pumps leading to ath, it not even close

>>28652038
Sell now its your best oportunity imo

>>28652092
Have you actually read about why people are holding/farming Bao or are you just looking at numbers without any context?

>>28652092
maybe because people are holding retard

>>28652245
Yes and the tvl is same as it was 3 weeks ago. Same amount of coins locked as last run but 20% of volume. Ur the retard here faggot

>>28652388
Buy pressure is still low, which means a single whale will crush your little run

hi guys :)

>only 55mil farmed bao
I'm ngmi

>>28652787
cute

>>28652462
>>28652528
Dude you literally don't understand economics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7P247rfrw

>>28653325
this is what you get when you hold the good stuff, donny

>>28652528
Sell pressure is low you dumb nigger. I know youre that mentally ill core dev, but maybe you should just drop your shitcoin and buy BAO, which is up 170x in 40 days.

Weekend pump is here bao boys

>>28653809
Ni hao, wealthy chinaman!

and it's dead. BAO will NEVER hit 100 gwei ever again.

>>28653809
Ni Hao, wealthy Chinaman!

>>28653809
ni hao, wealthy bao boys

>>28655830
>>28656350
>>28653809
sell while you still can faggots. this scam project is gonna get rugged the moment that 1000 eth buyer starts dropping his bags.

>>28656643
I can smell you from here nigger - was it the butter chicken you had last night stinky ass poopoo

>>28656928
your coin will never hit 100 gwei. COPE

>>28657376
>your coin will never hit 100 gwei. COPE
Do you have any idea of what you are talking about? Restrain yourself to parrotibg your script faggot.

>>28657376
Oh look it's the 1man FUD himself. You left your post for 2 hours and all your hardwork undone

we are the chosen people now

>>28658308
YOU'RE LITTLE PUMP IS OVER. ENJOY GETTING DUMPED NOW BUY BAO MAN AND HIS RICH FREN!

its over

the fud people don’t know yet

>>28658542
tell me anon

>>28658425
ahahahhaahahahahahhaahahhaahh
I FUCKING TOLD YA
IT'S A SCAM
YOUR COIN WILL NEVER SURPASS 100 GWEI, BAO MAN AND HIS FRIEND ARE SLOWLY DUMPING THEIR BAGS WITH EVERY PUMP, AHAHHAAHAHAHHA

>>28658956
>do better
Tell the CORE devs the 5 tweets they deleted when BAOman BTFOd them was embarrassing next time they pay you $50 bucks to shit up the board for a week

>>28659787
lmao
absolutely btfo

honestly I do feel bad for the newfags who fell for the fud campaign. they can catch the next one

>>28658425
>up 40% in 3 hours
>its over

>>28659846
I fought the consistent 3 FUD threads
>do better
Put out/hour best I could for newfags. I even saw some people who got in early capitulate their 3x'd bags to the laziest FUD campaign ive ever seen. Oh well.

>>28660177
lmao. you hate to see it but really, they should have known better. they could have checked the archives and reviewed the early bao threads and they would have realized we were onto the next big thing in defi

those who know, know

>>28660346
actually bao is only one of many projects building synthetics. baoman better move quickly cuz these other projects have better teams

Guys, let's make more threads throughout the weak, BAO threads are comfy and /biz/ makes me sad in general. We can always make fun of the clown $core dev

>>28661955
we will

>>28661393
if you know, you REALLY know. with bao, you REALLY bao.

>>28661955
we had pretty comfy bao threads up regularly until the fud war

>>28653809
早上好,有钱的中国人!

wait...he's really paying some dude $85k to MODERATE HIS FUCKING DISCORD!??!?!?!

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>28661955
early jan bao threads were very comfy. nowadays after the whale PND which basically only affected the faggots who fomo'd and bought the top and not us early farmers, we are constantly facing an influx of fud. in the end the bao always wins though.

>>28661955
*yawn*

early morning farming again tomorrow! blessed

>>28663474
he's a scammer, what do you expect?
BAO 40 gwei end of this month. SELL WHILE YOU FAGGOTS STILL CAN. I DON'T WANNA SEE MY FELLOW WHITE 4CHANNERS GET REKT. FUCK NIGGERS AND KIKES THOUGH

>>28661955
Early Jan BAO threads were beyond the most comfy, helpful threads on /biz/. Nowadays CORE devs pay discord pajeets to ruin it for newfags. Oh well.

>>28661583
we know. bao has the best tokenomics, though, and it's not even close. synthetic assets aren't exciting on their own. we're in this one because we see the big picture when it comes to users benefiting from the system

Hey /biz/, is farming quite the same thing as collecting interest on a loan?

>>28663649
Cheers to that, bao bro. Those threads will remain with me for a very long time. same cigs as early eth or early link to me

>>28664215

Nope. Farming is how the tokens are being distributed.

STOP GOING DOWN REEEEEE

>>28665571
I can't believe anons STILL aren't listening to me. This coin is NEVER going to cross 100 gwei anon, NEVER!

>>28650955
You convinced me, how do I buy Bao?
Its not on Binance

>>28665940
You can buy it on FTX and avoid gas fees.

>>28665020
It was, and will be again. There wasnt a long accumulation where the early group "made it" though. I mean, of course the early BAO farmers, myself included, are up at least 30x and have farmed triple our stacks up, but there wasnt enough time to gather a large "early group". BAO just kept pumping, every single day. So as newer fags hopped in, culminating in absolute newfag FOMO at the top, BAOs performance inadvertently created a large group of FUDders, and not even good ones, but the type that would buy the absolute short-term top of a 300x pump. So we have to deal with newfag FUD, and CORE dev bought FUD. Just lazy, and endless.

>>28665940
the usual way is to transfer eth to metamask and then swap your eth for bao using uniswap (you copy the contract address into the second token part)
early cap things my man

>>28666038
this is actually a really good analysis on the current state of things.

>>28666038
things moved too quickly, had i got in a week earlier (got in the farms 19 jan) i would have doubled my stack, instead i got hit with IL and the farming will not make up for it, staked 4.6 mil bao and have farmed 3.1 mil now the farming is practically stalled, and with coming halvings i don't think i'll get to even 6 mil by december

why doesn't an exchange list BAO yet? if we want normies to buy, no way they are going to go through eth -> metamask -> bao process.

>>28667151
Gate.io and ftx are not exchanges?

>>28663644
Pretending to be pol-scum wont help your fud campaign poorboy

>>28645199
172 and climbing. Things have never been better!

https://gov.bao.finance/t/the-great-bao-migration-baoswap-co/165

>BAOSWAP

>BAOSWAP

>BAOSWAP

>>28668567
looks like baomans post is making bao pump

anyone know why Im getting the out of gas error when I try to pull my bao out of this?

>>28668567
>>28669296
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BAOSWAP
BAOSWAP
BAOSWAP

>>28668567
WE KNEW

> YFW BAOSWAP
ANONS!!!

> BaoSwap will use the same smart contract source code as Uniswap
does this dude ever use his own code? kek

WE'RE BACK AT TWENTY!!!!!!! FROM 160!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28670688
went sub 0.001 for a bit.

>>28670571
He does, and he also uses others' code to make better, streamlined products. Youre late, but not too late. You can get in or miss the next move to top-50. Literally nobody cares at this point.

>>28671279
>>28671279
>Youre late, but not too late. You can get in or miss the next move to top-50. Literally nobody cares at this point.

>>28645804
>why yes I have been farming a cute anime food token that some full time internet racists told me about in preparation for the impending economic meltdown

Can one of you autistic nerds post chart projections based on where we're currently at?

Also teach me how to look up those graphs that show the trajectories of what's forecast.

>>28672934
>Can one of you autistic nerds post chart projections based on where we're currently at?

>>28672934
>Also teach me how to look up those graphs that show the trajectories of what's forecast.
https://cryptowat.ch/
https://www.tradingview.com/

>>28653809
ニハオ、裕福な中国人!