/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hahaha this is the easiest money I’ve made

I just cooooooomed

THEY'RE GONNA RUGPULL THE LEND CONTRACT

Is there anyone who dropped their bags at the bottom?
Are you buying rope?

the site kinda looks bad

>>28667112
I bought at the .21 dip. Almost perfect timing with the FUD campaign on telegram. Couldn't be happier

>d0rg in partners

Awww yissss

Let's fucking goooo

AskoLend in a few mins!!!!

Was I the only person thinking it was gonna go under 20c? I just wanted a killer deal bros

>>28667183
poor alignment on a lot of stuff

>>28667183
So does your moms pussy

>>28667183
as the ceo just said in telegram they are still working on the site stylistically

Fudders deserve the rope kek

>>28667183

agree that the website isn't the best -- but it's the first version and they said they're still working on it.
most important is if the lend protocol works well, which will be launched "shortly".

still, good to see they're putting serious work it. dOrg connection publicly announced there too.

What's this pattern called?

CURRY BIRTH CERTIFICATE LEAKED. HIS MOM IS A PAJEET HAHAH. Rugpull incoming.

DUMP IT DUMP IT SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm

>>28667326
guh

Hey frens, is staking 1.6k worth it? I plan to hold for at least a year

>>28667326
Muh dick

Lmao the new website is total shit and the links don’t even work on most devices. It’s almost 10 PM in the dev’s time zone and AskoLend still isn’t live yet. In the telegram they’re banning anyone who points these things out. They’ve been hyping this launch for a week and all they’ve produced is a poorly designed, untested page of static content. This project is an absolute shitshow.

>>28667183
Lmao they had months to at least make it look more professional. They have the most unprofessional pictures I've seen from any team, if they wanted to be anonymous they should've just hired some guy on Fiverr to draw cartoon characters with ASKO branding that linked to their LinkedIn or Github. Just lmao. I hope we moon tho.

Paper hand fudders top kek

https://streamable.com/m6cykp

>>28667361
>>28667371
>>28667422
Try harder guys I wanna buy more under 20c. I really regret not buying more at 6c

Fuck anyone who said “scam” or “rugpull” really need to rope. Hope your kids get hit by a car

>>28667098
gee, I thought they weren't even going to launch the new site, moving the goalposts again, eh faggot?

Who ever just sold needs to spread their Bussy, cuz im boutta Fomo into your assko faggot

>>28667326
It's called textbook coordinated fud campaign and paperhanders roping

>>28667276
>>28667472
This looks like they slapped something together at the last minute to stave off panic. Who the fuck releases a website and says "we're still working on it stylistically"? They should have had a working website ready to go weeks ago.
I'm still hodling but this is embarrassing.

>>28667609
Lol samefags get the rope

>>28667499
Hey guys ASKO dev here. You feel that under your feet? Doesn’t it feel nice? Yeah It’s a fucking rug and we’re pulling it. Hope you sold the top.

>>28667609
Yeah, they had weeks to develop a better looking website. This looks like something you can hire some pajeet web dev from India to design in a day.

Guys I can't decide whether to buy more now or wait to see if it gets lower AHHHHHH

>>28667609
>k
Just cut your dick off faggot and gtfo

>>28667326

>>28667422
kek half hour before site launch so many fudders were spamming niggershit on telegram. nobody banned anybody. now after site launch fudders still seethe. it must suck being you.

>>28667392
I staked 2214 and have gotten 5 in the last 24 hours. It cost me $50 to stake. Assuming price, dividend rate, and gas all remain the same, it'll take 80 days to break even on gas fees for staking and unstaking.

1.6k for a year will definitely be worth it assuming the price doesn't tank in that time. Unfortunately you have to manually restake dividends and that costs extra gas.

We are going to look like geniuses getting in this early my friends.

>>28667422
the telegram was literally raided with memes for 15 mins straight, not sure what else they were supposed to do

>>28667691
After seeing the website, not sure whether to keep holding or sell.

>>28667736
Ah I see. Thank you, for some reason I didn't think I'd have to restake them

>>28667736
Bro stfu, thats not enough to stake. stop kidding yourself and just swallow a couple percs and down a handle faggot. smarten up retard

Please help me...
I want to believe in ASKO
But god this is the worst fucking site I've ever seen
How do I stop from fudding myself

>>28667609
It's so bad.

>release new website
>has no functionality
i mean wtf

>>28667840
Where does my math not add up? If price stays the same I break even in 80 days. If price goes up I break even before that. if price crashes than I'm losing money regardless.

I'm sorry I can't afford to drop 1000's on altcoins, don't know why that upsets you so much.

>>28667697
Not gonna drop drastically from this point, get in now anon

>>28667952
good for you dude, if it stays at current price and you're staking for a couple of years you're making bills

The only way to raise is to buy more . you know what to do frens

Why does their website link to this github that hasn't been updated in 7 months?

https://github.com/AskobarNetwork/askonetwork-contracts

>>28667767
it’s an upgrade over the last one but still, it’s pretty lackluster.

i have 45k staked making roughly 150 a day

>>28667422
Sure I'll check my own dubs

>picrel
Look at this fucking shit lmfao. The average fifth grader can create something more professional than this.

>>28667952
I have a stacklet in the tens of thousands my nigger. suck my thumbtak

>>28668051
It’s friendly, I don’t mind it, this should be a happy space.

>>28667767
I sold. The site is literal dogshit.

>>28667754
Shit was fun af. I’m hoping this turns out to not be a fucking rug pull. If they rugpull this far in I’ll kill myself.

>>28668012
https://github.com/AskobarNetwork
go back a directory

LEND GOING LIVE NOW

>>28668129
why are you angry at me?

seems you've got some stuff to sort out man, good luck

>>28668270
No it's not retard. It's a link to a shitty html template page with no functionality. This shit isn't dropping tonight.
https://asko.finance/lend.html

If it rug pulls ill cut my dick off and post it here, screen cap it faggots

we are early before burger land opens this week. Easy money anon.

>>28668051
this is worse than the CoinMetro rollout where none of the buttons worked, at least that one actually looked professional on the surface

>>28668326
they're literally launching the lend portion as we speak, not trying to shill, but they said lend comes shortly after site launch

I haven't seen this much seething FUD since LINK in 2016. Get in now.

>>28668308
The only thing that needs to be sorted out is your mom after I ripped her in hallffff with my COOOCK

>>28668194
cope

>>28668478
Rubic was like that and it 70x kek

at least the AskoLend litepapers looks somewhat legit, although it's on google drive as well...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fS9wwntBEjZHbkSYF_D009b0BvJNjCdOfXnmx8BeyNU/edit#

>>28667226
Easiest 20% of my life LOL

>>28667609
This... why have a release date only to not release anything worthwhile? This is trash
Like wtf were they working on? If this is the quality of a release then it is going to crab for the next 5 months while they "work" on the next milestone

>>28668478
Comparing this to LINK??? This pile of dogshit?

Am I doing it right?

>>28667326
Ba ba ba ba ba

>>28668605
>wtf were they working on
the backend. The hard part. Though I agree this website is pathetic.

I agree that the website looks very amateurish. High school levels even, but idc as long as functionality is there and that they'll be willing to clean it up/modernize it in the future. Lend is coming up shortly

>>28667263
It was the easiest deal of the week anon, you let it pass because of a tiny % extra gain when you could've done a 15-20% without engaging a single neuron.

>>28668742
Everything you heard about slavs being good at software? It's mostly bullshit. Better than pajeets perhaps

>>28668770
kill yourself

>>28668220
Your 2 ETH will be missed...enjoy them elsewhere.

>>28668628
>>28668478
Haha yeah bro it's so bullish when people point out all the legitimate and obvious flaws in our project, please ban the FUDDERS from our telegram echo chamber though

anyone else having issues with the pair on dextools?

>>28667851
dont, I sold. you'll have plenty of opportunities anon, I can't trust a team with a website this bad

>>28668825
Salty pussy who didn't buy the dip.

>>28668395
I'll hang from my balls and stream it

>>28668605
Generally you push a product when its good enough to work.
You don't spend time making it perfect or it never gets done.
The only thing I'm bothered about is seeing the lend feature functioning, because the webdesign isn't the big issue.

>>28668727
If they were working on the backend why didn't they just release this dogshit front end in the morning?

Guys I dont wanna worry you but I unstaked my 23k bag yesterday and still got and withdrawald 230 asko in divendens just now

>>28667688
Big link vibes here

have you guys even tried maximizing the browser with any of the pages loaded? lmao

>>28668872
>>28668880
For one, I own all the asko, and two

>>28668858
Rubic’s site was also trash. Didn’t stop it from mooning.

>>28668988
It's okay anon. Things happen, you might need that money right now. I'll help bolster up the community with a 150k stack.

>>28668850
nobody was banned in telegram for chatting. if there were bans, it would've been because niggerfudders spammed shitmemes. try again faggot.

>>28668858
good luck, but you'll regret it.

>>28669081
What? I mean I unstaked and still made dividends somehow

>>28668858
youre literally a stupid nigger, white power faggot

>>28669004
Kek.

>>28669098
I was banned for saying the stock photos was a dumb idea

>>28669004
Kek. Still not selling though.

>>28669098
Go into the telegram and say "the website doesn't look very good" right now you stupid nigger. Tell me what happens.

>>28669340
Post the screenshot: >>28669218

That was the dcb, it's gonna dump again

>>28669340
how about fucking kill yourself faggot, buy more asko

>>28669430
I'm holding ASKO but this website is dogshit. My faith is low and I wish I dumped when it was in the $0.40 range.

>>28669180
That's a plus for you mate. Two choices. Either keep it hush while you dump your bags and continue to reap benefits without owning any asko, or you report it and it gets fixed.

Cant even swap with eth in uniswap reeeee scam!!!!

>>28669491
pucker up buttercup, your Bussy is about to get creamed. Put on your shades and lets get to business faggot

AAAHHH ITS MOOOOONING! IM IN A CUM COMA FUUUCK IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

>>28668988
>>28669180
are you sure the dividends weren't from when you staked? you need to manually withdraw them

These sells are pathetic.My small stack is bigger than the last 5 sells combined. They keep tryin to bring the price down..for a reason...hmm..what could that reason be....hmm. I wonder.

>>28669663
>you need to manually withdraw them
They don't withdraw when you unstake? What a waste of gas.

>>28669663
No I'm sure, I reinvested my divs right before I withdrawald my stack to make sure I got them all out

RIP to all the paperhands who believed the fud. Website launch was going smooth and is looking good. We about to skyrocket from here!

>>28669768
Same i got 10k stack i currently staking.

>>28669894
no they are not part of your stake.

when is lend launching

>>28670003
The website looks like garbage and lending hasn't been released.

>>28669768
the last 5 sells adds up to like 12 ETH kek, your stacks not that tiny.

Check Telegram devs just said lend is having some tech issues and will try to launch tomorrow

>>28669768
I'm going to fuck them in the ass with 10 ETH as soon as it touches .21.

is anyone here white

>>28670121
Me

>>28670121
I have blue eyes an white skin. So yes.

>>28670121
Ya

>>28670094
Stop lying pajeet, alec just said in the Telegram that it's being deployed now

>>28670053
The website is buggy, it'll get fixed

>>28670197
i dont understand why wouldnt you just post a screenshot or something of him saying it. he didnt say shit. god you're a fucking dipshit

>>28670160
You are a delicate flower my love.But I would slow roast that meat paw if we were stranded and starving. Just sayin.

>>28670184
> brown id

No, shitskin. That doesn't make you 'whiten'.

>>28669244
what else did you post? i was there before launch. fudders were flooding with shitmemes for half hour straight. i was surprised admin was allowing it. youre either one of them or a sweet innocent didndunuffin nigger who only posted one time.

>>28669340
nothing happens. nobody gives a shit what anon thinks. spam niggerfaggotry and see what happens retard.

>>28670094
try harder fudder

>>28670249
bro i hope you fuckin die

>>28670191
what the fuck is wrong with your thumb

>>28670101
>I'm going to fuck them in the ass with 10 ETH as soon as it touches .21.
Not if I get there first.

>>28670249
These are the dudes that gang rape women trying to make their way home on buses then go squat on a street with their rape bus buddies to discuss the fun while they spray curried shit out their asses in group formation. Being dipshits is just the tip of their sub-par developed selves.

>>28670299
It was a few days ago, I just couldn't understand why they used stock photos. And I was like instant banned. I dont make websites for a living how was I suposed to know "the template automatically puts them in there"

I'm still holding this shit, why would I fud it?

>>28670249
Fuck you, burden of proof is on the retard claiming delays

Bros....
The next few minutes are unironically critical for ASKO....

>>28670320
What, Longer than yours annon? ;)

Maybe the real AskoLend is the frens we made along the way

fuck it just rape me already whales just fucking dump on me so I can quit this bull run

>>28670485
get the fuck out of here with that reddit shit

>>28670485
Will you sign my annual?

>>28670516
kys newfag

>>28670485
Fuck friends. I need this to moon hard so I can get paid for dealing with this stress.

>>28670516
Ok fren :(

>>28670511
No.

>>28670478
>Virgin unstaked short thumb

RELEASED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If you have a brain you’ll know this is a scam. Have a look through the team profiles on the garbage website. The CFO literally graduated this year.

DYOR on this but if you’re in profit I’d GTFO.

>>28670425
nobody is going to ban you for that. ive been there for days spamming my own shit to no ban. you either acted like a niggerfaggot or you're larping.

mainnet launch imminent despite fudders and larpers.

>>28670983
k

>>28666989
FUCK WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN I'm tired and I want to go to bed

at least the staking page looks nice,

>ceo
>co-founder x3
>cfo
>sr advisor

>lead dev

lmao do they only have one programmer on the team

>>28667851
>>28668858
>>28668914
>because the webdesign isn't the big issue.
>>28669340
>>28669641
delusion
>>28670003
>Website launch was going smooth and is looking good.
>>28670465
"in progress of shitting the bed"
>>28670983
>garbage website.

>>28671294
It explains this horrible front.

Hoping for the backend, made by dOrg.

>>28671294

well they said they hired d0rg to build their stuff, so they don't really need engineers on their own

sell sell sell!!!

to me.

Thanks

>>28671294
outsourced from dOrg

Bullish fud

>>28670773
>lanklet non 6 digit stack
Thumblet gang unite

Still unsure whether to sell part of my stack or not.

>>28666989
Where do I even stake my ASKO on the new website? Can't find anything

>>28671528
so wait, avax had an issue and the roaches instantly jumped on it
what happens when this coin has an issue, who is supposed to fix it?

>>28671565
I cannot recover, very nice

I'm all in on ASKO. Feels good bros

>>28671600
click the three lines on the top left. Also the site is so bad seriously wtf

>>28670983
hey brainlet chun have you heard of dOrg? these are some of their projects. everything they touch turns to gold. Askochads outsourced to them. Try again next time fudder san.

>>28671661
Legitimately couldn't even see those, hope they fix that.

ASKO fuding harder than the fudders right now

>>28671705
What's stopping me from tracking each and every member and then immediately taping in into a project or any of them work at

Fucking Joe got us again, thanks joe

>>28671565
out of curiosity, when did you buy?

>>28671705
Why is the front end so shit though?

>>28669575
up the slippage moron, 2%

>>28671843
because assholes like yourself arent buying more faggot

>>28671661
this is going down in history as one of the worst crypto launches ever. how did they think that website looked acceptable?

>>28671781
Back in January.

>>28671705
Just because these pajeets got d0rg onboard doesn’t solidify their success. The team literally look like they’d pickpocket you on the train. Which is what they’re actually doing with everyone who stays involved in this scam.

One dev lel

>>28670773

>>28671768
Depending on how ASKO does I don't think this is a bad idea. I bought in at $0.15, but I'm having low enthusiasm right now. In either case, I do think it's still worth following any such projects at least to research.

>>28671843
Because they had fuck all ready and rushed out possibly the worst website I’ve laid eyes on. It’s beyond bad. I 1.5x and gtfo. Newfags gonna get wrecked on this one.

Are us who bought in at the FUD dip, are we still early?

Should I sell wtf, only put down a couble of hundred at 03

>>28671960
buy more if you didnt buy less than .08. ngmi if you dont

>>28671843
because they're BLOCKCHAIN devs, not WEB devs, they'll hire someone to make a pretty site later

>>28671921
very nice catch then!

>>28672073
They actually hyped the new website on Twitter and telegram. And then released that. This one is glaringly obvious.

>>28672073
yeah but if they think this website is acceptable then I seriously question their standards in general. Nevertheless, I'm still holding...for now.

>>28672160
>>28672162
I agree it looks bad, maybe they'll have some updates soon, it's still 6 months out from full release anyway so who knows. it really all rides on LEND working well, if that doesn't then it's a bust. divvies are nice though eh?

>>28672239
Only nice if Asko is actually worth something.
They just did said on telegram they are changing the profile pictures.

>>28671843
>>28671916
>>28672018
because they focused on the back end. as we speak the front end is being worked on. I have an update. The team will be replacing place holder images of their face portraits on asko.finance with proper ones soon for example.

>>28671935
yes it does. this will moon without you.

>>28672021
still early

>>28666989
Just bought 15k. Going to HODL.

>>28666989
https://asko.finance/lend.html
>https://asko.finance/lend.html
https://asko.finance/lend.html

Man look at that quality

>>28672331
early as in we'll moon in 6 months after the entire market has changed and Link is at $100 or early as in we'll moon in a week?

>>28672630
It's just a black page.
Is it a metaphor?

>thought you were buying into lending protocol, actually it's a modern art project for black history money.

sirs... lend when

>>28672680
There will be no moon.

sirs... there's 30 minutes left for 2/13....

>>28672820

Is there a reason I can't stake my coins right now? Meta shows the transfer but all my coins are still there. WTF did I just pay for

>>28672974
FUD, interface works with MEW just fine.

>>28672974
mine seemed to go through fine, you sure it's not just taking time? I had to refresh the page to see my tokens reflected

When i am selling tokens for ETH, can i use that ETH fit gas fees?

>>28673184
No

>>28673184
Nope you need some eth as gas for the transaction I believe.

>>28672680
historically after a mainlet launches theres a dip before a mini moon. as time passes and normies get on board it moons properly. were all early, consider yourselves lucky.

>>28672780
try again fudder

Let this dip below 0.2.

Re-buy then, it will fly later.

Whole thread is just gassed up telegram people pedaling hopium.
Talk to me when askolend goes live without issue

>about to buy this
>realise privacy coins are illegal in my country and i could get fucked over if i make any significant gains on this come tax time

>>28666989
This is my absolute worst investment so far.

>>28674525
Buy dips in the future.

>>28674525
>he bought the top

>>28674525
Dont fomo
Buy dips

Can someone explain why we crashed from 45c to 25c after main net launched? I'm a bit out of the loop

>>28674727
Some whales took profit

>>28674727
did you see the website?

>>28674823
No, I said I'm out of the loop please fill me in idk whether to sell at a loss or double my bags

>>28674727
>>28674868

"Sell the news" in motion.

>>28674896
Idk what that means you guys are all speaking in riddles

>>28674868
decide for yourself retard
https://asko.finance/

>>28674920

Here is a definition of that term.
https://www.davemanuel.com/investor-dictionary/buy-the-rumor-sell-the-news/

>>28674947
THAT'S A DISGUSTING WEBSITE LOL I'M SELLING

>>28674947
LINK had a shit website for over a year even with their massive ICO

>>28674525
You need to sell when in profit and re-buy when it dips lower. Nothing goes up forever. Smart people make money by accumulating profits over time,not by the hope of a one-shot to the moon, otherwise you're better off playing the lottery.

Be tactical.

How much do you make off staking?

Their telegram removed my message when I corrected someone claiming we made new ath yesterday as well. Make of that what you will.

>>28675458
Why would they delete that

>>28675517
Thats what I'm wondering as well. Fucking jannies

>>28675600
Oh yeah they have a janny now
No wonder given how shit the tg was yesterday

>>28675458
>Make of that what you will.
that made you liar

>>28666989
Can you get to $100 with any synthetic representation of a real world asset through dHEDGE?

>>28675371
I got 10k stack and start staking at midnight. So far I got 8 dividends so far.

>>28670485
Thats deep

>>28670485
lmao I am FUDing but this made me chuckle oh god

I need hopium askofrens

>>28675701
8 divs? As in 8 coins?

>>28666989
All I feel is FUD. I'm a retard and FOMOED in at 800 sats. Give me hope, bros.

>>28675650
That's not me retard.

>>28675820
Yep

>>28674525
thats funny, its one of my best

Any chance this will see .30 again within the next few weeks so I can sell or is it completely dead? I bought the dip at .28 after reading these threads and seeing you all say it was easily getting to $1. I learned my lesson and will never buy pajeet coins again. I'm so fucking mad.

>>28676255

hodl a lil, fren, and let's see. there's a CEX listing coming soon too

>>28676255
bro its on you for buying the top, but I do think it will hit .30+ within a week

>>28676321
how is that the top the top was 2 days ago

>>28676315
When I looked .42 was the top so I figured a .14 drop that crabbed for two days before mainnet would be a good time to buy.

>>28676255

>>28676355
your average net cost is .28, that's pretty much the average over the last few days. it'll go beyond that for sure but you may need to hodl for a little bit. look at the number of people staking

>>28676255
I'm not quite confident. This shit dumped overnight. If I sold we would be under 20 cents.

>>28676425
Meant for>>28676321

>>28666989
yes but its dumping bc that was already priced in.

>>28675923
even if it's not you, comment about ath correction is not deleted, so what is your point nigger?

>>28676474
these scenarios are all possible imo, team just needs to fix their marketing which theyre planning to do soon.

Retest and BOUNCE!!!!

>>28676677
Holy shit I hope so. If I could make 5k profit from this I'm buying 200 LINK. Right now I'm so mad I sold 90 UNI for this.

>>28676677
And what is the status with marketing? Shouldn't it be live now as well? Ok makes sense that they are waiting for askolend but what are they talk about it? It will be today?

>>28676993
look at this and calm your tits, there will be delivery before long this year, don't sell at a loss, be patient.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dblrWWCp2BVfG8qwJF0SYeZaC9c9WqNEWwCeyGlvrN4/edit

>>28677078
It's sunday

The website is utter garbage, where the fuck is the mainnet lol?

>>28676993
I'm in the same exact camp lol. Sold off all my OPCT to try to get some short term ASKO gains to put back into LINK (which is where most my money is atm)

>>28676584
That I got censored dipshit. You're a little cuck that just takes it huh

>>28677120
Bu avent they planned release it on sunday?

Dude what the fuck happened to my staked coins? Since the site updated, trying to connect through my coinbase wallet shows 0 coins??

>>28677426
works fine for me with my connected metamask wallet

>>28677426
yeah man they do say in their litepaper here >>28677115 that they HIGHLY recommend you use metamask wallet

it's over isn't it

where do you even stake on this new website?

can someone explain staking im a newfag

>>28677920
oh there's a semi invisible thing on the top left you gotta click

>>28667422
At least the project is not turkish though.

Tezos road to $20 with new 'Tickets' feature and Optional privacy for DApps (Sapling) for starters!

>>28677426
https://etherscan.io/address/0xe346a9fa3414645d4ac383d47705b8f663a37b58#readProxyContract

Paste your address on to see the details since website's fucked lmao
1.dividendsfo
7.stakedvalue

then move the decimal point to the left by 18 digits

I don't feel so good...