/biz/ - Business & Finance

Based.
But also you're gonna get caught.

>>28660493
post ur pfp

>>28660493
lol
basado

>>28660493
based and fair

>>28660493
You don't let them suck you off first?

>>28660493
>he robs people (even homos) like a nigger
>he posts about it on fucking 4chan
Better hope you're not in the US OP, otherwise you're on a fucking list lmao
As for what I think of it though, I find it funny as fuck and also pretty fucked up. Guaranteed one of them would have
>raped
>given aids
>murdered
you, so maybe it's double-left hand timewarp karma I dunno, but it's still funny and fucked up as hell.
Your life is a comedy OP

>>28660493
fuck keke

What goes around comes around

>>28660493
Now THIS is findom

>>28660493
meh
it's the price they pay for sinning

>>28660493
Fake.
You'd already be raped and dead

>>28661055
I mean maybe, after all how many gays are used to drugging/being drugged by others?

>>28660493
>Any other bandits here? Post ur stories
confirmed Fed
I believed you up until you said that.

Only a matter of time until OP gets his asshole blown out (pic related)

>>28660493
Today OP was not a faggot.

>>28660877
Not against faggots, he's just doing god's work. Fucking other men is a sin.

I pretend to be a criminal on 4chan in order to get FBI agents to visit my house and then I drug them and gently fuck their ass before leaving them in a safe location to wake up.

>>28660877
yes we all know fags get AIDS

>>28661189
I'm not a faggot, but if this man forcefully raped me, it would probably hurt at first, but I'd probably start liking it eventually. But I'm not gay though so idk.

>>28661338
>Gently

Don’t be such a faggot about it

>>28661533
I'm so gay when I walk into a gay bar I get asked to leave because they're worried they'll get AIDs from me being in the place.

>>28660493
Unfathomably based

>>28660493
Wow. Lmao. How have you not been caught yet? You can't keep getting away with this. Anyway, what would you suggest I keep in a bandit essential tools? What kind of van?

>>28660493
>hey I just drove here in my van also I brought some wine from home here have some
At least it's a decent larp

This can't be a glow thread, it's too based

>>28661802
If this is real it's dumb as fuck because it is trivial to find the precise location of grindr users, even when they're offline, anyone could follow OP right back to his house

>>28660877
What reaches around comes around

>>28660493
What an interesting LARP.

>>28660493
Show some proof you nigger faggot

>>28660493
Why LARP this hard?

>>28661969
Pepe seriously don’t drink that Windex.

>>28661886
He could just put a fake location and drive out really far from home.

>>28660493
Fake and Gay, typical of OP's faggotry.
Tell me OP, did you come up with this story while you were biting your pillow and getting rear-ended?

>>28661886
Implying OP doesn’t just make a new account and hit different cities

>>28662138
Yea i use an extra phone on the wifi of college campuses. With rona masks cameras are useless. Make sure to delete my account and shit and store the phone in a bunch of tin foil. I travel in my van and dont have a “home” so its not an issue to hit multiple cities

>>28662342
what if they don't drink the wine

>>28662455
They always do. I make sure to plan it beforehand with them so that were gonna have drinks and shit. The one time the fag didnt want any i let him tongue my cooter and suck me off and i left

>>28660493
I rob drug dealers. Used to sling but I grew to hate my clientele.

>>28662520
holy shit you are one based faggot

>>28662776
Im not gay

>>28661189
That story is fake but you’re right

>>28660493
/biz/ = BUSINESS AND FINANCE!!!

>>28663039
This is my business dumbass. Im self employed

>>28660493
>$4000 per faggot.
laughed out loud and woke my dog up

I can see this working out in the early 2000s but not now when every home has security cameras everywhere.

OP you are literally already a prison rat, you just haven't realized it yet. Enjoy stealing worthless objects while you let others steal the only thing worth anything in this world; Your Freedom.


If you were smart you'd manipulate the fans to give you what you want instead of stealing from them, I have 5 boyfriends I force to pay things for me. Git gud kid

>>28662859
then how could you stand getting your b hole eaten out and a bj from a man? what went through your mind?

>>28662520
Do you have any insights into why there are so many gay dudes eager to link up on Grindr?

>>28660493
Oh Dog, please post more of your knowledge before tranny janny delete this absolute based thread.

>>28660493
Get to have sex AND make money as a man. Wow this is smart.

>>28660493
Gays will find out. They have a vocal community. Do it to thots instead if ur a chad.

>>28663381
women don't have valuable things

>>28663311
homosexuals usually seem to be low iq in my experience

>>28660493
AAAHAHAHA I MADE MORE THEN YOU WILL EVER MAKE IN YOUR LIFE TIME AND I DIDNT NEED TO FUCK UP SOMEONE ELSES LIFE TO DO IT, JUST A COUPLE MOUSE CLICKS..PPFFFFTTT HAHAHAHA

>>28663381
Not OP, but I don't think you realize how much easier it is to get the attention of other men on pretty much any app.

based faggot bandit

>>28662342
buy a Faraday cage, anon
>>28662455
implying

>>28660877
Checked, dubs confirm
Watch your back op

>>28663460
Where's the fun in that, larping fag?

>>28663311
Theyre subhuman filth. Every single one has been jewish, mulatto, schizphrenic, autistic, druggie, straight up below 70 iq, or a combination of all of these. Theyre disgusting and i would put a bullet in all of their faces without a second thought.

>>28660493
Make sure you only rob them in the dip Anon

>>28663720
Would the dip be when there's a lack of fags online, or an abundance?

You're gonna get killed or in prison, idiot

Robbed a 50 something year old lady I met at Choctaw bingo after fucking her in a Howard Johnson. She was asleep on my right arm while I was reaching over and pilfing her puse with my left hand. Made off with 16 one hundred dollar bills. I justified it to myself because I was giving her a much higher grade of dick than the old bag deserved.