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Who did Elon's hair transplant?

>> No.28658516

>>28658478
I did

>> No.28658689

An artist

>> No.28659033

>>28658478
Jerome Powell

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>>28658516
>>28658689
>>28659033
No really guys, I need to talk to him.

>> No.28660258
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pls respond

>> No.28660322

>>28660258
Just rub your semen into your scalp everytime you masturbate. It is good for hair growth

>> No.28660365

>>28660258
I have spent a decent amount of time trying to find this answer and couldn't figure it out. Literally dm him on twitter he might respond. GL anon

>> No.28660394

>>28658478
Exactly and why couldnt bezos get it? Maybe bezos wouldnt accept the adrenochrome. Good on him.

>> No.28660408

I really wonder why there isn't more good answers for balding men because it probably destroys men more than anything else. I think the main problem is they aren't looking for "cures" they are looking for treatments. They want you paying out the nose your whole life.

>> No.28660508

>>28658478
Some turkish guy.

>> No.28660588

>>28660408
I have the cure. Bi estro cream and Ketoconazole cream topically. Take testosterone and ai to offset with systemic androgens.

>> No.28660738
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To make it I need some extra cash for an hair transplant too.

>> No.28660833

>>28660588
>I have the answer for balding men.
>take HRT
Shut up schlomo

>> No.28661148

>>28660258
post head with timestamp and ill tell you

>> No.28661323

>>28658478
Why do so many people online care this much about balding? Literally just buy a razor and shave your head twice a week. It's cheap and efficient.

>> No.28661354
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28661354

I'm balding too.
I look literally like a angry nazi skinhead when I'm bald.
The ugliest creature you can ever imagine.
I don't know what the fuck to do.
I'm poor and dumb.

>> No.28661444
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>>28661354
Check out the comments..
This is a roast me reddit shit ffs.

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>>28658478
you have to take finasteride after any hair transplant good luck turning into a Low-T fag with bitch tits. pic related is Elon from the latest joe rogan episode. Look at his filthy physique, absolutely horrendous .

>> No.28661481

>>28661354
>left cool dude id talk to in person
>right someone id be worried is going to shoot up my school but still bant with on a basket weaving forum

>> No.28661578

>>28661449
He's trying to be Sergey

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>>28661148
can't be arsed to take a new one just for the timestamp
i'm only 26 too
anyways, i'll worry about getting transplant when i make it

>> No.28661732

>>28661449
Is there anyway you could avoid using finasteride?

>> No.28661894

>>28660738
That's gotta be one of those wigs (hair systems). No way his hair would look that thick and dense after a transplant

>> No.28661899

>>28661449
>>28661732
that's actually not true, you don't
you only take finasteride if you get the transplant at the very young age so there's a chance you'll be losing more hair as you mature

>> No.28661912

>>28660588
that's a treatment lame brain I want a magic pill or some procedure that gives me a full head of luscious locks forever and ever

>> No.28661954

>>28661894
they also do transplants with hair from dead people if you're very rich

>> No.28661965

>>28661727
thats not even that bad. have people mentioned it to you before?

>> No.28661985

>>28660408
FUE transplants are like 6k. 30k for a God tier top of the line one. They look very good overall. How much better of a solution do you want?

>> No.28662048

>>28658478
I did
payment is 100,000 Fantom in advance

>> No.28662049
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>>28661449
get educated nigger DHT builds NO muscle, testosterone does, taking finasteride will give you 10-15% more testosterone by blocking most DHT conversion

>> No.28662064

>>28661954
Nah, your body would reject those.

>> No.28662093

>>28661965
no but i'm noticing it more and more myself, bottom like is i'll need a transplant at some point to really /make it

>> No.28662180

>>28661965
Dude I would kill myself if I had his hairline. Stop being fake to him. I can't imagine how bald you are you think that's OK.

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Imagine caring about your hair beyond keeping it short.

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>>28662180
>Dude I would kill myself if I had his hairline.
kek thanks bro

>> No.28662328

>>28659123
same

They probably killed and drained of blood a baby right on top of his forehead tho, and proceeded to use advanced technologies to apply stem cells to his head

Not sure if I want to go that far, though I did make it so I have money and am elite now

>> No.28662356

>>28662180
I'm not but I'm saying it's not terrible. I probably was expecting much worse

>> No.28662361

>>28661732
you could try tower head massages, inversion tables or thyroid supplication, sitting outside in the sun helps too, balding is an inflammation problem, i think its hormonal and stems from bad gut microbiome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQi_7bBB_Ls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyCNloFf-p0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zttlgAngBZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsvDJn3ES34
visit https://raypeatforum.com/community/
before your chemically castrate yourself with jewish drugs.

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>>28662049
>get educated nigger DHT builds NO muscle, testosterone does, taking finasteride will give you 10-15% more testosterone by blocking most DHT conversion

>> No.28662400

It's complete bullshit that there isn't a cure or at least prevention yet. Gene editing will be the answer, but it won't help this generation, maybe our kids.

>> No.28662462

>>28662049
false and pic related looks like shit and is an incel

>> No.28662488

>>28661449
Wow elon got THICC

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>>28661449
ill side with bezos on the looks. he managed to own his natural appearance. musk had a nose surgery too.

>> No.28662622

>>28661449

i dub this "grade school principal-mode"

>> No.28662913

>>28662284
I'm sorry. When you make it you can get hair plugs

>> No.28662920

tfw balding since 18. 28 now and completely irredeemably bald and doge is dropping.

>> No.28662990

>>28662049
good idea, just block the most potent androgen in your body, tranny

>> No.28663062

>>28662180
wait until you actually experience hardships in your life

>> No.28663129

>>28661323
So is suicide. Do you realize how stupid you sound?

>> No.28663163

>>28663062
I do, much worse than you ever have

>> No.28663230

>>28662462
Whatever goy

>> No.28663400

>>28662049
>But-his-face

>> No.28663480

>>28662049
why have good hair when you'll only crave cocks in your butt like dude in pic undoubtedly does? fags ain't fussy like women they'll take you bald

>> No.28663705

>>28663062
HAHAHA. Baldcel coping

>> No.28663736

>>28661727
Don't trust the baldies replying to you. Misery loves company

>> No.28663767

>>28662284
your hairline looks nice, anon. fuck him.

>> No.28663833

>>28662990
>reducing is the same as blocking
Stay bald

>> No.28663883

>>28661449
He's a fifty year old man who works 18 hour days on multiple companies. Better than everyone posting in this thread will ever be.

>> No.28663917

>>28661449
What a tubbymcfatfuck

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>>28663883
Money is a fools game. Elon is the biggest fool in the world kekekekekkek

>> No.28664063

>>28663883
maybe he should take some time of if he's so rich? Wait, he's a slave to his money and he's a fat sack of shit HAHAHAH .

>> No.28664114

>>28662400
I remember being a kid 20 years ago and reading websites saying there will be a cure in 10 years.

>> No.28664229

>>28661732
No. Your transplants will fall out if you don't. I'm on min+fin and it's great, fin haters are bald manlet fuds who didn't get on the train early enough.

>> No.28664233

>>28663833
nice cope, you're on it right now aren't you?
it's the majority of it plus a shit ton of other neurosteriods

>> No.28664252

>>28663883
yeah, and you especially, lmao
stupid bootlicker

>> No.28664352

>>28662361
>doing all this hippie woo-woo shit instead of just taking a pill that costs $2/mo

>> No.28664423

>>28663883
>judges a person's worth based on how much money they have
I know this is /biz/ and all but damn son, you need Jesus.

>> No.28664445

>>28664252
>Baldie is also a leftist
oh no no no

>> No.28664477

>>28664233
post proof lmao.

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>>28660408
the only people who put down men for being bald is women. Being bald is BASED. Who cares? You have a big strong head.

>> No.28665384

>>28664477
did you really not know?
you don't need a lmao, you just sound insecure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5%CE%B1-Reductase_inhibitor

>> No.28665768

>>28664529
Men also put other men down for being bald.

>> No.28665799

>>28660738
Yeah that’s no transplant

>> No.28665961

>>28661727
Yeah it’s over. Take dutasteride to keep what you have left and start dermarolling once every 7-10 days and using Rogaine foam every night. Good luck anon you might be able to recover a decent amount

>> No.28666048

>>28661727
judging by this pic, hairline should be the least of your worries fucking kek

>> No.28666062

Until you cam afford a crazy expensive hair tranplamt, or flying to turkey to get one, use finasteride and get PRP injections into your scalp.... no joke. Prp is a fucking miracle.

>> No.28666076

>>28658478
>Eceleb

Neck yourself

>> No.28666240

>>28666062
So either you pay $100,000 for a transplant or go on some magical desert adventure to find the cure in some lost temple. There arent a lot of options for balding men.

>> No.28666272

>>28658478
Small benis

>> No.28666367

>>28661323
because you look disgusting and women hate you and men pity you, you shiny headed faggot

>> No.28666416

>>28661354
to be fair you were ugly af before too anon

>> No.28666550

I've been using DHT blocking shampoo since 2015 and my hairline is the same. I'm 30 now. I'm not sure if that stuff actually works but I'm afraid to stop using it. My dad's bald and all of my brothers are too.

>> No.28666587

>>28666550
>I'm not sure if that stuff actually works
it's not

>> No.28666839

>>28662049
It's true that taking Fin can increase your T levels. It often also increases your estrogen levels as well. I believe for some men, their estrogen levels can increase much more than T levels and this is what ultimately causes them to develop gyno over time when taking Fin. As long as your T to estrogen levels dont become too much out of balance you should be fine.

>> No.28666953

>>28661727
Get on Fin. Get a FUE from a GOOD surgeon. And start getting better haircuts. You're really not that far off. Good luck!

>> No.28666998

>>28666953
>And start getting better haircuts
haricuts are for the slave class, pleb

>> No.28667165

>>28664229
No, they won't. Transplanted hair is immune to the effects of DHT.

>> No.28667169

I use minoxidil 5% liquid. Works pretty well, been about 5 years and definitely slowed my loss.

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>>28661894
>>28665799
If you're rich enough, apparently you can have those hairs.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/football/1095451/chelsea-news-antonio-conte-had-three-hair-transplants-to-cure-his-baldness/

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I did. I fucked up the first time tho, here's a pic.

>> No.28667630

>>28661354
Just embrace it and go full wignat. You can become one of those foot soldiers for Richard Spencer in Charlottesville

>> No.28667699

>>28661732
You can get topical finasteride+mix in a dropper bottle now. Instead of taking pills with it and experiencing side effects you can just spray on your affected area with no side effects

>> No.28667757

>>28662603
>he managed to own his natural appearance
he went on HGH and steroids that were doing to make him bald anyways
if you're a balding weak dude you can take drugs to get you jacked or you can take drugs to keep your hair but you cant do both

>> No.28667793

>>28667334
fuck that look gross

>> No.28667825

>>28661354
>Red-dit

Hmmmmmm. The memes are true.

>> No.28668241

>>28661449
Ehh fin shit is overblown. I've been on fin two years and had some minor sides (slightly lower libido and puffy nipples) for like 2 months but that shit went away. Now I'm in the best shape of my life with no sides and a decent head of hair. Glad I did it, hope any balding anons out there consider it too. Also post finasteride syndrome is bullshit.

>> No.28668293

>>28667230
He looks the best in 2007 tho

>> No.28668313

>>28661727
Hop on fin, rogaine, and microneedling. That shit will make a big difference.

>> No.28668580

>>28668313
or maybe I'll do nothing and be fine anyway bad gene having bro