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i'd like a converted castle.

Im super tall so if i made it i would get a house with really tall 4 hinge doors and vaulted ceilings, im sick of living in a house built for midgets

>>28632642
Yes. Looks comfy af. Unfortunately we don't have many of these in Europe.

>>28632642

Fuck no

>>28632642

Heck yeah

>>28632642
No. My dream is a top-floor apartment in an Asian megacity.

>>28632642
I want an unironic compound/citadel with just me and my bros. Like to build a small city surrounded by wilderness and free from annual property taxes is my only ideal kind of domestic living.

>>28633354
>he wants to live in china
Let's face it Korea doesn't have megacities and Japan will be way down their path of decline by the time you get rich

I’m getting a nice apartment, that’s all. Something in the city.

>>28632642
I lived in a slightly smaller version of this at one point in my childhood.
Aside from the house being near a creek and there being lots of cool animals to find, the only thing significantly good about the house was that we could invite a bunch of families over for dinner.
That's pretty much it.
There's a lot that needs to be maintained, and and you have to deal with all the same homeowner issues anyone else faces.
Even if I had a 7 figure or 8 figure networth, I would never buy a house like this.

>>28632642
Nah probably just buy some land off my neighbors.

i'm gonna build this bad boy with a few modifications

https://saterdesign.com/products/windsor-court-modern-luxury-house-plan

>>28632642
I have a new structural steel house being finished. I couldn't imagine paying $500k+ and still having standard framing throughout.

I really don't want to. I live alone, and a house that big seems like a nightmare to maintain

>>28634299
>that master suite
>that master retreat
>master bath is the size of an apartment by itself
>two guest suites separate from main house
Absolute opulence, my guy.

Nope, something like this would be amazing.

>>28634299
Is that site a joke? That layout is terrible.

>>28635340
Extend that roof out so that it covers the whole staircase and walkway and make the deck big enough to accomodate a table and chairs for outdoor dining and we have a deal.

>>28632642
Is building a home more expensive than buying one? When I make it I just want a one story ranch style house on some nice farmland. It can't be too hard.

>>28633002
are you taller than 6'7? bigger than me bra?

>>28635340
nice shed bro

>>28635340
looks nice for a summer retreat anon but not something you'd call a permanent home

>>28635340
>only enough floorspace for bachelor pad
>full family price
>gay
>everyone knows you're gay
>unsafe for boogaloo pt 2

>>28635891
Depends on the market but not usually. Plus you can make sure they don't cut any corners if you build it.

>>28635891
Depends, if land is cheap and labor is plentiful, better value.

If it's sellers market, labor tight, then yes.

>>28635340
Maybe as a guest cottage

>>28636515
>>28636130
>>28636011
Americans
>houses are too expensive! I'm financially ruined
Also americans
>wtf bro it's not big enough, can't store my mountain of plastic shit in it

>>28636098
I'm single, no kids, no plans to not be single. I just want to park my bikes inside my house and look at them.

>>28633354
Same. I want to be in the center of it all and escape western baizuo cancer lefties and BLM idiots.
Commit a crime? Get the shit beaten out of you.
Really simple.
I'll watch the effects of America defund the police and tax wagecucks to give free shit to idiots who vote for it on TV from afar

People talk shit about McMansions but ive been inside a few and their nice as fuck. Sure the old money will make fun of you but fuck em really. Id like one but id need a lot of land really.

>>28634208
Modern houses are nearly maintenance free you retard

>>28632642
I want to be a multimillionaire with a house in the woods that has maybe 4-5 rooms max.

>>28637150
do modern houses have magic dusters for rooms that aren't used? magic yard mowing abilities? magic snow removal abilities?

kys apartment baby

No. Small cabin in the woods maybe by a lake far away from the city is all I want.

>>28632642
i really wouldn't call that house a mcmansion. it doesnt even have a turret

>>28632642
Dont need a massive house but itll be stylish as fuck

>>28632642
McMansion is based cos it mz,es r*ddit seethe

>>28637150
>>28637323
I can't tell you how retardedly big the lawn was to mow, along with the slope of course.
Also, this was in Delaware, whoever built the house did not care that the soil was sopping wet almost year round.
Every summer the house was covered in these brown stinkbugs, and they would crawl all througout the house.
There somethings that you just can't escape through architecture.

>>28632642
fuck that, I want to live in an antebellum plantation mansion.

>>28634071
>he doesn't know about Singapore

>>28635340
Nice cuckshed

>>28632642
No. If I well and truly make it, I'm going to get a villa near the sea made back when architects actually believed that beauty not only existed, but also was desirable.

>>28637576
Anon If I make it you can bet your ass im gonna hire a landscaping company to do all that bullshit. The only dirt ill touch would be a personal garden.